how about drinking?
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Crap AGAIN!! Lost a post...dis toopid mifi bars keep nissapeering...if dis happens durin da BigOff n Auction...mese gonna b piss-ed off!!
WaWa - i was saying...it will b a scorcher in LV nes week. R u flying? On Sun? or Mon? Mese jes chompin at mese bit cuz da day is almost...well close...nearly here...YAHOOOOO!!!
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Well, you all will be busy busy tonight...Bernie....how many doggies do you have? Ha Sue...you were close..I didnt know how to refer to all of them..of course Ds1,2 the others were Mother, Father and brother....very good guess tho.
I Thinks the wenches this ebeing should be serven up da dwinks if you are keeping da boys busy with oder things..who is going to do their job??
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Sounds like a plan, Cyn. We WILL be bizzy wid da boyz, so da girlz can bix all de dwinks! Hav fun tonight at de dinner!
Sue, YES you posted those pics....yay!! Do you ever watch The Bachelor? One year, "Stephanie" was on...she was always overly madeup and overly dressed up. Anyway, she lives here, and she and my DD were in ballet classes together. Well, she was widowed when her DD was a baby (they had lotsa money, the new YMCA here has their name on it)...and she is still a bachelorette. SO when they have the Bachelor auctions here, usually she is the host. She really is pretty, and very nice, just sooooo much makeup! YEAH, I noticed the heat in Vegas, yikes! We are flying in Sun ayem, have a long layover in Detroit, so get there late Sun night. ALMOST THERE!
Okay, I am almost ready for TOO-NITE!
WELL, I couldn't REALLY show what we are REALLY measuring!!!!
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BigOff, BigOff, BigOff !!!!!!!!!!
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Ohhh...I shudda....shudda known father...toopid mese!! Yes da wenches will soive us whilst wese do da BigOff...hope ewes can join us after your family time...hab fun!
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OK, this is appropriate for our BIG OFF tonight....this is the actual marker (built in 1925) at the entrance to where my Dad lives.....Look like anything familiar???? (They actually refer to this as the phallic symbol, when giving directions!)
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WaWa - ewe a bad bad bad bad...goil!! LOL
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I think Mr. Bigger should spank me for that, what do you think?
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Just got an email from my dad, it is a squamous cell carcinoma, (I think usually these are benign?), and the surgeon cut off the "mushroom" top today, making it easier for both of them on June 11, when he will get it all cut out. He sounded fine, I told him to REST! He has been doing weedeating, shrub trimming, etc, knowing he might not be able to use that arm for awhile! Sheesh!!!!!
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WaWa - Ok..will call you Monkey-Dey, jes to touch base. I have never watched the Bachelor...so sad to hear of her past woes...but glad she is very active and has made a name for herself. Gotta go feed DH...will be back in time for da BigOff. Got's me Jose n eberting ready...yahooozooo!!
Alli - where ewes at...aren't ewe gonna b 1 a da judges??
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Ohhh Whew!!! Wawa - soooo good about your dad and I pray that this is benign. AND YES....ewe need a spankin...on dat note...off to feed me DH...BBL...MUAH!!
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KatwinkaHerHonor, thanks for the update. I am praying for b9 results. So glad you were updated.
Okey den. Take dis as de eight minute warning.
Cheers!
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One, two, three, four, is it almost time yet, huh, is it, is it???????? J/K!
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I heard that there are four contenstants in de green room. Dey are having their noses and other "key" parts powdered. HeHe.
FIVE MINUTES GOILS
Kathy, you want to go to de bar and have a seat on de stool marked JUDGE. De rest of us judges will be wearing name tags. Mine says Judge Dorky, please call me Your Honor.
Who is coming? I need to have de wenches seat ebberybudyy. De curtain opens in five minutes, yep I said it.
Come one, come all. It is the HTL's Foyst Annual Big off! May de biggest guy win !!
why am I sweating? anybuddy else habbing hot flashes?
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security!!!?! we need your hailp, pronto!
who de uck let him in??? Stella, what? He wants to partisipate? He what? Fourteen what?? Oh no no no no no no no! You disqualified from de judging. Judge KAtIe, do you agree? It takes two to diskwalifie Stella. Yay or Nay?? And I thought Cyd taught you a lesson on dis subject. Uh. We will resume momentarily.
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i would really like a whole bottle of scotch. That of course will not happen. a glass of really nice wine would be really nice right now.
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Yuppers I agwee Dorkie, da Stella KINNOT bese a judge, no siree, no aftah letting in da mole boy!
I am so fercited!!! Is it time yet? Are the Tenders fercited enuf yet to start de contest???? Where are all de judges????
Judge Katie
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*handing a BIG glass of vino to Apple.....*
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Kathy, you are sooo funnee. Thanks for bringing the tools!
De foyst contentor is our own Hunk.
Hunk, please stand in de contestant circle and take of yese pants!!
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Mese will 2nd da mole boy outta here. Wenches...vino for Apple...jose fer mese....seagrams/diet...n wha...jd/diet...mese don nose fer sure...jes git da dwinks!
LET DA JUDGEMENT begin!! DrumRoll....GO!
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YIPPPEEEEE wese getz ta start measuring their packages!!!!!
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WOW! How did Hunk keep ALL THAT hidden under his pants?????
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Judge Katie - wha ewe score...1 ta 10 fer Hunk? n wese ain't talkin 1 ta 10 inches either...wink wink!
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LOL Mema!
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Mese tinks mese will hab ta see ALL de contestants, b4 giving them de score. WHO knows what the others will show us??????
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O tay den....goot idea...Judge Mema will 2nd dat motion...secwet ballots...mark em...o tay...Dotie...2nd contestant pweese!
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psssst, it's me Stella. I snuck in de back door and look who let me in? It is Jock and Pants. Dey are partisipating and practising dere bigness exercises. Dey is looking at pictures of Ali hahahaha. dat what she git for not showing up to de big off.
psst agen? can someone tell Dorty and KatyJudge to please reconsider? I pwomise to behaze and I told Johnny boy dat I meet him at Starbucks in five minutes cuz de lounge has closed for emergentcee repairs. So mese pwomise he won't come back.
Oh mise, oh mese, look what I see's. I will share but don't tail Dork and don't tell de-mod police, okey? Dis a widdle big bad but since it animated, I tink *I HOPE* it won't get me tossed outta here agen!
***PICTURE TAKEN DOWN courtesy of *FWENDS OF De STELLA*
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Yeah, Mistress Dork, Habs de next contestant "come"....
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Sorry, I got detained. Seems Stella is in the back room. She said that she will be right out with two surplizes. Hmmm. Who let her back in?? SUE?????????
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OMG Stella, youse makin me blush
Not animated for mese....are dey supposed to dance? Dere "parts" dat is. LOL
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