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Don't worry, Loungettes, I 'm not leaving the boards. I'm just starting a new job, that's all!
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Best of Luck NM!!!
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one for you cyn
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Juliet, you really know how to catch my attention in the morning.
Hi Cyn, it's a Tapir.
Pic of me and friends at the BikeFest (I'm in the yellow)
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Me and Nuby - he goes on every Rideout 0 -
On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day the two were playing when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for the farmer had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken s pied the farmer's new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse! Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best Pals. A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thingy and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life. The moral of the story? "When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks"
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good morning bernie 0
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Good morning, Loungettes! The weather broke yesterday, a couple good thunderstorms came through, had to actually use a blanket last night! Got to go in for a meeting this am, hopefully get some yard work done this pm. Got to find some energy somewhere.
CynCyn--I hear you about getting things moving 'down south' and the ouchiness it can cause. Walking is a very, very helpful thing to do, and I would stay near the potty too, in your shoes (or should I say slippers?)! Keep on top of things, it will get better.
Mema--don't go back to the hospital in this day and age, we don't keep people until they done da deed like we used to!
DorKable--careful what you say, don't want youse getething fired! Big dwinkies waiteth for us at the bar!
Juliet--wonderful observation on the foundation of freindships! And now I'm drooling all over the keyboard!
Bernie the Biker Chick! Youse lookin GOOD!!!!!! Is the cutie patootie beastie in the pic a burro?
Princess Glitter Sizzle's DOTD is the Poop Maker
Plum Liqueur RecipeIngredients
2 cups Vodka
1/2 cup Brandy
2 cups Sugar
2 lb PlumsDirections
Wash plums and pat dry, cut in half or smaller, and pit. Place in an aging container, pour sugar over, and stir. Add vodka and brandy, stirring to partly dissolve sugar. Cap container and place in a cool, dark place for 2 months, stir occasionally.0 -
looking good bernie been to huff and puff again today, 17 activity points today,thats my alcohol allowance! woring tonight but tomorrow ,i'm imbibing 0
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morning goils, happy humpdey!!
Bernie, love the pics of you, you look awesome lady, really beautiful. Love the pic of you and the dog! Congrats on all that hair!!!
Gotta get to work, I am having a "shadow" at 10am so I figured I willl pop in now for a poopy dwink, thanks NM!! And glad to know you will not leave once you start de new job. I bet you fircited.
Cyn, hope you feeling better and poooping your brains out then back on de right track. Remind me, I have a joke about de family called the bowels lol. too long to type now~!!
Hi to de rest of you great woman!!!!love you girls!!! CHEERS!
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Pretty pretty flowers Bernie. Is that one of your fur babies (of another sort) coot! Never heard of tapir, I thought it was a donkey. Your photos of you look awesome girl, nice to see the real you (wif hair). You should crop the one pic and use it as your avatar.
Cyn, can't you take something, even if just a softener? I too hope you are around for anudder 50 years. Oops, I see you are taking Dulcilax. I am so sorry for the pain, ya, why can't they stay away from your bowels? I can't believe that has happened to you twice. I have had my tummy cut open 4 times, used the pillow for everything, coughing, sneezing, even laughing sometimes.
Juliet, great advice for Cyn, we don't want her back in the hospital, not for an incision bursting open, or any reason for that matter. Your cartoon reminds me of ME, except I would be the MAN! Nice eye candy for Cyn and Bernie, I hope Bernie shares! I don't think Cyn has to worry
Dork, I did not see the cabanna. Oh I hope you get the house. All sayed boom chicky wow wow! Oh how I hate getting those crackheads on the phone when calling for help on something. Would rather talk to Peggy!
ProudMary, glad you are feeling better girl. Wish I could join you on the house boat thingy, dat just sounds like so much fun. Lake Mead is so pretty.
NM, if you were to leave, we would hunt you down!!!! Cool weather sleeping is the best, isn't it. But I have to cover up, no matter what the temps, I just can't sleep if I am not covered. LMAO @ da Poop Maker for CynCyn, dat funny.
WaWa on her way home today, Beans on her way to de new cabin, safe travels for both of you, and where's our Lara and Alli and Shannon and .........who else is missing?
Hmmmmm, grabbing me a poop maker, can't imagine what its going to look like in here after we all drink those
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Hi Goils
I am here I have been out and about showing my foobs with my bra
Yes mybe I will start that thread
Meme wow hes must so cute the fireman Is he single ? lol
Bernie love the bike festival..BB Bernie the Biker
NM I have that interview Monday need to buy me some suits my arm is swollen
Tomm I get my stitches out yeaaaa and Tuesday be back to work my interview is Monday. Wish me luck
Goldie I like that boat
Hugs Kisses
Lara
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Dofey and O, meese bumped you both, I hope you din't get poop all ober yeese! LMAO! What is a "shadow" Dork?
Goot to see you Lara, of course we wish you luck on the interview. What type of work do you do? You might have told, but meese foygot. Bummer about the swollen arm, I hope it's not Lymphodema (sp). We should have a party on dat boat when Katrinka gets home and Beans gets settled at the cabin.
Hell To Get Old
Three men were discussing aging at the nursing home.
"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old. "You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!"
"Ah, that's nothin'," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you can't have a bowel movement anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"
"Actually," said the 80-year-old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."
"Do you have trouble peeing too?" asked the 60-year-old. "No, not really. I pee every morning at 6:00 am. I piss like a race horse; no problem at all."
"Do you have trouble having a bowel movement?" asked the 70-year-old.
"Well, not really. I have a great bowel movement every morning at 6:30 am."
With great exasperation, the 60-year-old said, "Let me get this straight. You pee every morning at 6:00 am and have bowel movement every morning at 6:30. What's so tough about being 80?"
"I don't wake up until 10:00 am.
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Morning DahhlinKs!
Wow...vavavoommm...Bernie...love the do and da ride...you look marvelous...thanks so fer sharing!
Olara - good luck today...bet u look gr8 wif ur new foobbra. and LOL on dat pic..gooot one!
Lori-yeah...i wanna kno what a shadow is too? we'll prolly be cwackin up at r unfuncusness (dat a woid?) when we find out, never fails. LOL Have a good day Lady.
DorKa - Mese DH always says 'put someone on the phone that speaks ENGLISH'. course, dey no hab no one, so DH jes hangs up.
Missed all ewe goils in da lounge las nite...was soooo lonely....mese n Juliet tried to git a party goin...but we bof pooped out..had to git that woid in somewhere...heehee.
Cyn - good for you girl...walkin around da house jes fine. Dats what I did (sometimes) last summer during my chemo. And I was always 'running' (not on my feet) so I had to stick close to pottyroom.
O tay den...off to mese pool routine....later chicas!!!
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Menu for Cyn.
Starter - Sweet Chilli and garlic prawns
Mains - Chilli Con Carne
Dessert - Chilli Chocolate mouse
Coffee - Arabico
Drinks - Guinness with Baileys chasers.
That should do it.
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I sure do get a later start these days...Just cant seem to get motovated to get out of bed until after 10ayem. Every day is getting better..today Im going to trek out to Wallyworld to pick up some things I really need..one being a small step stool to help me into my bed...its high off the ground and not even on risers that I can take down..its just tall..and Im sick of struggling to get in and out of it....
Juliet thanks for the pic...is she my new nurse? Friend of yours? Introductions???
Bernie you look fab..and I would have guessed you were the one in yellow even if you didnt say so....you just look like how I imagined you to. Looks like lotsa fun at the biker rally party thing you went to and the doggie in the goggles needs to be sent to me asap....I have a perfect place right next to me for him/her.
Orla..good luck at your interview.
NM....I know this is going to get better in time...just suckin right now but I do see improvements every day. When do you actually start your new job? Love those cool nights for sleeping..Im with Lori..I have to be covered when I sleep no matter what.
Lori, good joke.....I look forward to the boat partay when WaWa returns..
Dorkie..does shadow mean that someone will be following you around all day watching you work? Are they training?? Or are they from higher up just doing eval's or sumtin? Either way Im sure you are the goil to shadow..you seem very knowledgable in what you do.
Shannon..how are you feeling now??
Alli...miss ya...where oh where did little Alli go??
and Chrissy..havent heard from you in quite a while...whats up down under?
Jeanie and Kathy...safe travels girls.
Loves ya's
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Ooops...almost knocked Bernie over with my lunch..thanks girl friend...love Chilli
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sorry cyn,photo off fb, but i do love the underwear she has on, back in work tonight ,i need that iv bag. orla good luck with that inteview.have a good night everybody
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Hi girls-no time to respond to everyone so i'll just say I'm glad all the sewgery girls are better and accounted for. Today i'm going to my niece's and then meeting my sister tomorrow to celebrate her birthday. Then Friday I get my first fill-well first fill i'll be concious for. The great thing about my PS is she's so close to the beaches so we're going whale watching and renting a boat to go on the lake after that. Gotta get moving,here's to fills,fun and lots of likker!
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. oops,sorry Juliet. Take my drinks 0 -
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