how about drinking?

hope i didn't spill your hurricane drink cyn! time to party,its raining here now

Oh yes Juliet, send the Gin and Chocolate anyway!!! (can't be prepared enough, can ya?)

lmao Julie.....yes, we have barely gotten any rain and the wind hasnt been bad at all...Kathy...batton down the hatches baby....this could get bumpy for you.

Damn...Kathy....you all need to get your big ass feet out of the way...lmao.

Love ya ..ya know it.

good morning goils, happy monkeydey. Just had to hit de lounge before work as NM suggested. well she did not say dwink before work but she said to find time to partay wtih de goils so here I'ze bese. shirley, dere was not enuff weekend for me and too much werk. but dat gonna stop cuz mese flipped my lid last night and went physco (ET music playing). yep, de pressure cooker blew open and all ober mese car. I smashed a 12 pk of coke dat was met to be with JD so dat not good. I lerned meseself a lesson bout working too much and will do de 8-5 ting todey and has de night to partay only. okey?

Cyn, I know yer secret and I is not tailing on ye. I so habby for ye, I lift my glass and clink clink, oops, did not mean to smash dat  - it was an accardent. 

Kathy, got some big hugs for ye, hope you are on target or get back on target for ye trip dis week. shirley I will miss you. 

Lori n NM, always love ye funnies and pics, only skimmed but promise to take de time to read again cuz mese need that for my mental healh which might be suffering a weee weeee bit (oops said wee wee and peeds mese pants). 

I liked de fart on a first date, thanks for making it a tribue to mese, Lori, you wok you woll. Now dat made me laugh. I tail you all a story about my 80 yr old client who is in love with me. no chit, he keep emailing me and tailing me all about his new home and I tink he has a crush on mese. he so flipping cute. but i chnaged my name here so he do not find me, his wife is a BC survivor and i told her aobut our dwinking tred and further gave her my name. ooops. he is a sweet man and follows direction beautifully. now if all mese client listened and did as I tailed dem, my yob would not be so tough. I love cool people, dat why mese love yeses so muchliest of all fwends in de whole wide world. We need to lib happiest ebber after, ya know? 

Has a good day all ye goils. Know I love you all sew muchliest!!! ♥ + hugs + prayers for all dat need dem from NJ to your computers

Singing de whistle song "always look at de bright side of life  

MMMM nice eye candy Juliet

i want that bottle! good morning orla.    ok mri done,now shrimp curry on the stove and a bottle of moscato chilling in the fridge, raining occasional wind gust but nothing to exciting, to the breasties in la,tx,bama,missisipi, stay safe

no hes just someone I just met on line Goldie

It fun to chat

Lori - they were awesome...jes wished I'd had more, but DH made the batch right b4 his shift ended, swing girl not real bright, but also...they VERY potent and I knew 1 was enuf. 

No time to comment to all except, those in the hurricane path...stay safe!!

Everyone else...have a GR8 day. 

whoo happy Birthday Goldie

She doesn't know which one to get, so she just picks one and goes over to the counter.

The salesman is standing there, wearing dark shades.

She says, "Excuse me. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"

He says, "Madam, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything you need
to know about it from the sound it makes."

She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.

He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-lb.Test line.
It's a good all around combination, and it's actually on sale this week for $44."

She says, "That's amazing that you can tell all that, just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!"

As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.

"Oh, that sounds like a Visa card," he says.

As the lady bends down to pick up the card, she accidentally farts.

At first she's really embarrassed, but then realises there is no way the blind salesman would tell exactly who had farted.

The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $58.50 please."

The woman is totally confused by this and asks,

"Didn't you tell me it was on sale for $44. How did you get $58.50?"

"The Duck Caller is $11, and the Fish Bait is $3.50."

Well, that storm for us here in my area of the sunshine state was an anti climax for sure.  Just some wind....Kath...I sure hope that you will weather as well as Julie and I did.  Some of our afternoon storms are worse than this has been. 

Bernie...love the wine bottle label....they should put that on all of them like the surgeon general label on cigaretts.

Orla...whats up with this guy??

Dorkie...hope your day is going well...love ya...thanks for keeping my secret.

Oh sure...heres some rain...just when I want to go out and get some cold med....I swear...this pissed me off...I bought some Air borne tablets and a bag of sugar free Richola because I was feeling something coming on...scratchy throte and I didnt want it blossoming into something horrendous when I have to go back to work (Tomorrow).  I used all but maybe 3 tabs...made my house guest have a couple too to prevent catching anything....when my son got home last night I told him I felt pretty good and that he could have my cough drops but to leave me like 5 of them because I wanted to be prepared in case it started bothering me again. he left me the 5 and I gave him 2 of the tabs....well, I started feeling chitty again and found only 1 cough drop left and zero tabs....little chit....now I have to buy more...Im not sharing this time.

Oh..that was a bit of a rant hu?? Guess it really bothered me.

Love ya goils.

MUAH!!! xoxoxo

Cyndielouwhosgotthesniffles