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Dort, that is so sweet of you to gib me your favorite lip stick and the color is poyfect. And the cake was yummy too. I guess my secret is out, I am a pyro.
Cyn, I hope your first day back at work goes smooooooothly.
Thank you for that Birthday drink B, I drink those all day TWOday, 2 at a time.
Chrissy, we are NEVER late for a party!
Unde, have you seen Thunder? My step daughter has.
Looks like those boys been tanning Julie!
Thank you all for all of the nice wishes and making my day spayshul.
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have a wonderful day lori,hope your spoiled rotten today by everybody
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hi goils
vegas yes lets go all the girls we would have so much fun
Goldie coyotes yikes Do u leave way out in? ooh Id b scared
sexy men picks love always an eye popper for me in the morning
All of u are the best alittle down today I just want my boobs
Love u all Lara
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Hi girls....
First day back to work...ok so far....
will check in with ya'll later.
lub ya .... Cyn
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ROAD TRIP.
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jest poppin in fer two dwinkies. I havings makers mark and diet todey, dat is a step up from JD but is yummmmeee.
having a hectic dey, got me a new asshole from a reassigned client but ya know waht, mese gonna decline her jest because she a witch and hollared at me. take that, biotchy NY'er lady (nothing poysonal Lara.) Does ladies are wicked mean. she hollar at me when it her fault so I bix her, shirly will.
hope your day is good Cyn, sorry I shared you back to werk.
tinking of all me goils and hoping all ye havbing a goodliest day. Blessings and wishes of peace and serenity to all. huggers! cHEERs!
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Mornin Goilies! Here's a nice healthy breakfast for ya'llz to get youz going for de Twos-dey party! (Don't worry it's coffee wif brandy and da honey is spiked wif champagne)
Orange - hope u r staying outta da wind in NY.
Unde - doz was some cute dudes u found for Lori's BD!!
Juliet - he he he he he about da radiator leaks and backfires!
DorKiest - Yippeee to see yer pwetty face, let's have a twofer Twosdey party for Goldie! YAY! Loved yer BD wishes to her!
MemaSuzie - Oh I just love da pic of Baxter and dat cake of Bax too, just sooooo cute!!! I foyget, what kinda puppy is he? LOL at mailer demons! WTH are doz n e way?
Wahine - Lori da innocent one, tee hee! And she so sweet she will share da boyZ wif us too!
Goldie - So glad you had a beautiful boythdey! I was sure havin fun partying all day singin Happy Birthday to U! It is so fun to celebrate someone who is as totally kewl as you sweetie! Clink clink clink!
Cyn - Glad u weren't too sick to parteee! What kinda brewski are you looking for?
Bernie - Oh what a lovely BD Girl Dwink!! Hey, your hair lookin really nice too!
Chrissy - Yay! So good to see U at da parteeeee too!!
OMG Juliet - bout spit my coffee n bwandy! Doz pics are funnEEE! And good idea, ROAD TWIP!!!
Otey, I'm bixin up some ROCKY ROAD TWIP COCKTAILS and Pants is linin dem up for ebberyone!
Ingredients:
1 oz frangelico
1/2 oz white creme de cacao
1/2 oz mls cherry brandy
1/2 oz cream
icestrawberry ice cream
fudge topping
Directions:
Place two scoops of strawberry ice cream in blender, add some ice and add the other ingredients except fudge topping. Blend and pour into a glass. Add fudge topping and dwink up.
Cheers!!!
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Oh DorK I sawwy I bumped you and spilt the fudge off yer dwink! Here is some mmore and hope yer day getz bettah! Kick all A$$holes to da curb!
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Jest popped in for a sec.....yummmmmmmm Beans, dose dwinks look like mese must be in heaven....chocolate topping on all dat udder yummy stuff.....tanx girlfriend!
Glad you bday was good Lori, and in honor of your bday yest and Twos-dey it is awesome to keep celebwatin! You go girl,and dwink allllll de day long wif dat dwink in ea hand!!! Yipppppeeee! You sure got some nice birfdey cakes, good lookin dudes, and even....*drum roll*.....USED lipstick! Whut cud be bettah??? LOL...
OMG we are rollin in de hay (or de sand) wif all dose gud lookin dudes....nude dudes dat iz. But dose guys wif de "weapon" hiding dere udder weapon....glad some was covered up w/ flesh color, or mese wud worry dey is tooooo widdle. He,he,he.
BIG HI to all...workers still here....so its chitty....can't wait for them to be done....it is such a nightmare. HOPE to be ready to leave on our cruise on Thurs ayem. Gotta get in a better frame of mind (NOT referring to framing de house, no sirreeeeee). One guy got hurt putting the trim around the windows in our LR...and heard loud crashing noises....haven't really looked to see what else might have gotten damaged, but the nail from air nail gun went into his finger bone (so he said).....lotta blood....ouch. And he was one of the nice, cute ones.
Have a wunnnnnnerful day, eberrybuddy.....okay?????
Hugssssssssssssssssssssssss,
Katwinka (not Isaac)
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wow, I missed a partay. I was here but was passed out on de floor. doze twosdey dwinks were strong. cheers goils, see all ye tomorree!
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ps Kathy, wanna see a photo of de hunk at ye house, ya know, de bloody one. hope you kissed his boo boo and made it all bettah! NO NO, not his big bo, his boo boo. hehehe!!
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Ok Dorkaroni, mese will post a pic of de hunk dat got hurt.....will post it indivisibadle OK?? LOL, I really should have taken a pic of him, he does not look like a construction worker, more like a magazine model. Really. Hope we don't get rain till they get finished though.
HOw iz ebbery1? Quiet nite in de lounge, mese tinks we all had so much going on dis week, wese gotz ta get sum tings done. But we dwunks will find a way to come back and dwink, shirley we will (took your word, Dorkie!).
Hey Alli, looks like Isaac might head towards you now, and not us. HOPE you don't get anything bad! We'll still get rain though I tink.
Nighty Night Girlzy...(not saying nite nite to you Mole Boy....you don't deserve a good night, youse hurt Stella Bella's fart, cus you don't answer when she calls, and so you not a good guy, no sireeeee), and not sayng nite nite to Liz da Ho either....JEST all us loungettes, yuppers!!!! Oh, and nite nite Moon.....
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A man travels to Spain and goes to a Madrid restaurant for a late dinner. He orders the house special and he is brought a plate with potatoes, corn, and two large meaty objects. "What's this?" he asks. "Cojones, senor," the waiter replies. "What are cojones?" the man asks. "Cojones," the waiter explains, "are the testicles of the bull who lost at the arena this afternoon."
At first the man is dis gusted, but being the adventurous type, he decides to try this local delicacy. To his amazement, it is quite delicious. In fact, it is so good that he decides to come back again the next night and order it again. After dinner the man informed the waiter that these were better than the pair he had the previous afternoon but the portion was much smaller.
"Senor," the waiter explains, "the bull does not lose every time."0 -
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Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things left in his bag of creations, so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve. He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the ability to stand up while urinating.
"It's a very handy thing" God told the couple, "and I was wondering if either one of you wanted that abilty."
Adam jumped up and blurted "Oh, give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that. It seems the sort of thing a man would do. Please give me that ability. It'd be so great. When I'm working in the garden or naming the animals, I could just stand there and let fly. It'd be sooo cool. I could write my name in the sand. Please, God, let it be me you give the gift to, let me stand to pee, oh please."
Eve just smiled and said that if Adam really wanted that so bad that he should have it. It seemed to be the sort of thing that would make Adam really happy, and she didn't mind if Adam were the one to get this ability. Adam was happy, and proceeded to wash down the bark of the nearest tree, laughing with glee all the while.
"Fine", God said, looking back into his bag of leftovers. "What's left here?" "Oh, yes. Multiple orgasms."
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lol Bernie. and Juliet, omg, I cracke dup ober de pics you posted in honor of de prince, berry funny. here is one for you right back. the queen looks berry purdy too.
Cheers and happy humpdey!!
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I took that pic from facebook and have seen it many times but jest spit out my coffee looking at it again. it feels so good to laugh and smile again goils. You all truly de best.
yippee, had bean and chrissyb in de lounge yesturdey, waht a wonderful day that makes.
where is Orla? uh ohh, i tink I see her with one of de tenders....ok, gotta fly (to de moon)....weeeeeeee.....weeeeeeeeeeeee.
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'Nuther eurly morning....sure hope they get done b4 it rains. You girlz are so funneeeee.......love all the funny chit....Bernie and Juliet, you sure get us going in the morn~! Even though, it might be a mess cleaning up all coffee that gets spit out, laffing sooo much! Dorkie, good "family" pic, too! LOL.
OK Dorkie, NOT FAIR, mese knows why you iz soooo happy dis ayem.....*winkie, winkie* !!! LOL....oh we iz such a raunchy bunch here, Blame it on de likker or de devil....always makes us say/do the craziest chit! Hope things go really, really, well for you todey!!
Funny.....now when my DH tells me something about the good looking worker, he calls him the "Stud Monkey"......so dis ayem he had to ask me his REAL name so he could point out some things on the siding we were concerned about. At least he doesn't mind me looking...LOL.
BEst of ALL to everyone, I gotta go get ready for the onslaught of workers....yuck.
Hugsssssssssssssssssssssssss,
Kath
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the police spent a day looking for a lion,which now apparently was a large ginger cat! 0 -
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have an appoinment with bs 9am,fri to discuss the results. think alcohol is going to be requiered. the mri monday may have been a blessing in disguise. r boob,surgical changes only but left boob formely known as good boob they found a 6x4x5mm spiculated mass. had the mri ast 8am and 1042 got a call off the radiologist reccomending us guided biospy,as isaac was visiting,able to get an apointment for 2pm, so duly went and got the biopsy,now waiting for results. ironically got a bigger bruise from the iv than the biopsy site. if i wasn't called back for that mri,good boob had a neg mammogram in mar (birad 1 )wasn't due for anymore scanning on that side until mar 2013.
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Lara, yes I live way out in the de boonies. In the mountains in AZ, on 80 acres off the grid.
Go get em DorK, don't let no body walk on you and be mean.
Beans I saved my breakfast foy today, tank ewe. Oh you hab such sweet words about me. But so has everyone else. Den I will hab some of dose Rocky Road Trip cocktails, that strawberry one looks very yummy.
Ya Wahine, wasn't dat berry spashul of Dork to give me dat lip stick....LOL Ouch on the nail gun accident, hope he didn't get blood all over your house.
Oh shoot Julie, but you iz a bad goil for not letting us know sooner, so we could have been with you for the biopsy. Praying for good results for you love (((((JULIE)))))
I think we need to have a party today for Kathy. A VON BOYAGE PARTY
I ordered this for you Kathy, but the bakery put the wrong name on it, dern them. But I did get it for half off!
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LOL, I do like a bargain Lori! Thanks for all the bon voyage goodies...that makes me feel berry, berry, speschual! WooHoo anudder 'scuse for a partay......yipppeeee! We leave in ayem but don't sail till fri afternoon.....so we kin partay for dayz. That was sweet of ya, and ya know how much mese lubs sweets!!!
Oh dear, Juliet, here you posted funnies, while you have such a big worry. My mammo was good too, then about 4 mo later got checked for something else, and that led to mammo, then ultrasound, then bc. Almost seems like we need to get checked MORE often. Yes, have a big dwink, or maybe valium or zanax (sp?) or sumtin to relax you on Friday. Wese ALL be thinking of youse, you knows dat, right? AND of course we can come along and be teeny-tiny, holding your hand while trying not to get caught with our little bottles of likker. Lotsa prayers for you dear, and BIG hugs, (((((JULIET)))))).
Everyone, take care,
Kath
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never mind little bottles of likker bring the big ones! i think i was too busy celebrating lori's birthday to worry monday,plus didn't have the time because she called 1042 and i was having the biopsy by 2pm.mind i had eaten my shrimp curry and had a glass of wine before i went. want some of that bon voyage cake,hope you have a wondeful time debra/kathy,(how many more names can you have!) post photos, my vacation ,i can offically say its next month on sat(leave oct 31st). good bargain lori! hope studmuffin is fully recovered from his accident,did you offer to kiss
it better for him miss kathy. and dorty,the swamp is open. cydielouwhoachoos,hope your cold if gone.nm , you to are feeling better 0 -
Hi everyone
Dork why would i be offended
missed the party but mese was dwinking with some friends last we partied hard
cyn have a good day Goldie hope u enjoyed your b day
no wind here in NY
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Hahaha.....lots of funnies today..and the cakes look Great!!! I like the Debra cake bestest.
I am feeling a little better Julie..I have a cough but its a loose one so its just annoying. Thanks for asking. When do you find out about your biopsy?
Hiya Orla...having a good day?
Dorty..you cwackin me up with your nakie pics of the prince.
Back to woik goils....
ttyl
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one for you cyn
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get the path report friday, have lots of choccy left over from isaac,so i'm ready
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