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  • camillegal
    camillegal Posts: 15,710
    edited September 2012

    Fuuuunnnnyyyy--I love those--Another one of my srupid days, I just woke up thought it was morning and took all my morning pills Duh--My grandson told me the truth Oh I'll be up aain tonite.

  • wahine
    wahine Posts: 7,590
    edited September 2012

    Oh shoot, Camille....Hope you CAN sleep tonignt....would a melatonin help to counteract the pills that might keep you up?

    I know, right? Cyn, I could use an Irish translation too!~

    Mese is soooooo funcused!

    Katheeeeeee

  • wahine
    wahine Posts: 7,590
    edited September 2012

    Dotty, where de heck are ya????

  • Cyndielou
    Cyndielou Posts: 1,459
    edited September 2012

    LOL...Cammy......Im thinking we are the only ones here...hmmm......where is eberyone?? 

  • Cyndielou
    Cyndielou Posts: 1,459
    edited September 2012

    KATWINKAWANNADWINKA IS IN DA HOUSE NOW!!   YEA....where is the DorK?

  • camillegal
    camillegal Posts: 15,710
    edited September 2012

    Wahine I have plenty os xanax and pain pills--may that will do the trick==Can't have to much backup and a good healthy veggie drink will add to the dysfunctional life I live.

  • wahine
    wahine Posts: 7,590
    edited September 2012

    Yeah Cami, dat xanax kin do wonders...hope it woiks for ya tanite!

    CyndieLouWhoCannotFindHerNatty's........WTH??? Why iz youse dwinking de udder beers? Wuz dey giving dem away foah fwee tadey???? I won't be able to recognize ya if ya habs a diff beer in your hand.  Wenches.....*pronto*....yeah, come here....now you girlz go and get Cyn her Natty's, ya hear me? Can't let her run out either!!!!   Whew, okay Cyn, you should be better now.....LOTS of Dog Beer Natty's....can't run out now!

    Dorkie....putting out an APB for de Dorkster....where iz ya????

  • Mrs_Vino
    Mrs_Vino Posts: 779
    edited September 2012

    Well, dont know where Gran Masta "D" is, but I'm here!! Just finished homework hell with Aubrey, and I NEED A DRINK!!! Going to the basement for homemade hooch, THIS IS SERIOUS!! BRB

  • wahine
    wahine Posts: 7,590
    edited September 2012

    WooHoo, ya gonna share, right??? I'm so tired, gonna hit the bed soon, but cud uze a nitecap, foah shuah....homemade hootch, yipppeeeeee!

    P.S. Did ya git ta see Bachelor Pad yet? Hope I didn't gibs 2 much away.

  • Cyndielou
    Cyndielou Posts: 1,459
    edited September 2012

    Allie OOOppppp .....great to see you here toonight girl....Im dwiniking me some all kind of crazy beer so ....lemeee try your homeade stuff why doncha?

    Katwinkie ....da bar doesnt have da cheepo beer....so I dwink da Bud..but they ran outta dat so then I had to habe da mich Ultra...all da same price...like 2.00 and it was be 2 4 1 so...it like 1 dollah a beeah.....cant get much bettah than that now can we??? 

    Cammy.....I would take the pills cause after all....dats what wese do...we are drunken pill poppin biatches....I dont have any pill anymore tho...damn it....but sometimes Orla will throw me one or two....Got a chit load of Silvadene tho...if anyone needs that. 

    Bernie....I so furcited to see you I cant hardly stand it...DD got her passport app and her pic taken so things are moving alone..I just gotta find the right dealio....She wants to spend more time in London than most of the escorted tours Im seeing are willing to give so I may have to put together what we call and "FIT" wich is an "Foreign Indipendent Tour"... We had to come up with one when I was in Travel School...kind of like our our final essay or final thing to graduate.....we were given random countries and mine.....funny enough was Ireland...I wonder if I have it somewhere...I could show you...anyway...I graduated top of my class Magna Cum Latta or whatevah of Travel School...lol....I really need to go to that pub....oh...ok...so wait...DD will be with me...do they let minors in to the pubs?? Or are things a bit different?  Can she come in?? Or do I need to leave her on the curb??  lmao....Kidding of course...

    Ok goils.... need to speak to my sweetheart in a sec...so ....nighty night ...Love ya all so muchliest...and miss our Dorkie girl tonight...she must be so friking tired from her stressful job tonight...I hope she is dwunk as chit...

    xoxo

  • Mrs_Vino
    Mrs_Vino Posts: 779
    edited September 2012

    Course I'll share!! Drinks all around, yippee!! Katrinka Dinka, still habbent watched my twash tv, but bout to! Cyn, hab a nice visit via Skype an wabbit with Donese, K?

    Brown chicken brown cow, oh yeh! Mese thinks mese a lil sweepy too. Pants, tuck mese in, K?? Wink wink. Nitey nite chicas

  • camillegal
    camillegal Posts: 15,710
    edited September 2012

    Well I'm going to try to go to sleep hahaha--but i was thinking

     

  • chrissyb
    chrissyb Posts: 11,437
    edited September 2012

    I'm here too!

    Lori I'm the same as you! Irish / German. Great combination as far as I can see..........lol.......and yes I can definitely say I relate to just about all of the necessaries of being Irish. The German bit is wholly overwhelmed but I do like sauerkraut and sausage!

    Oooo party......oh yeah! I'm on da mood ya PARTAY!!!!!!

    Set em up boys and keep em coming!

  • dara_diverse
    dara_diverse Posts: 5,005
    edited September 2012

    oh chit-10-4 goob butty,  itaught it wuz lampshadeparty n again cwashed mese head into de steel beemers on de wall and hurt mese armleg. dat cuz my shade maketh mese blind, darm darm darm..mese sew toopid, keep foygetting to make wholes for mese i'z.

    I am stwamoing mese feet like herman munset cuz mese did it yet agaains. ihurt meseself and it u goikls fault for habing dese pastries. HICCUP *&)&)*8*)*)%%* wat was dat, on my. i tink I falling down to sweep. now i lays mese down to sweep i pway me lord me dwink will keep...heehhee,cwacking up. mese dwunk n working ya know? i working for de weekend n it feels goodliest.

    only read up to here, page 907 at someting somting pee-em tymeth.  brb, god tofind mese a tendr for re-DrPhil. i need a doctor, dere a doc in de houses, a hot one??

  • juliet62
    juliet62 Posts: 3,246
    edited September 2012
  • dara_diverse
    dara_diverse Posts: 5,005
    edited September 2012

    ooooh, Juliet, can I double mese dose of that? yer pics are hysterical. you, ms innocent, cammi, orla-d-b-u-t-ful-laragoil and bernie aka BBBB aka bootiful biker babe berknee all mights me in compeTITs-shundion with our dear NM with de funneest pics. but no one can top our lovely and nollegeable native mainer cuz she adds de commentary and gibs us pwofessional advise as ye do. i ain't com-airplaning, ye is berry funny. but all mese bwesties are SEWWW phuckin funnKnee. dat all. and don't tail, stella is dwinking whilst werking. she so bad. can someone take her for de weekend for me? if I bwing her on my bisit to de beach, shirly, molerfocker johnboy will show up. he ruin my best weekend of de year. nah uh, aint happening. whatebber ye all do, don't TAIL STELLA. PLEEEZE, can someone take her? even if she go to bernie's obnoxshous relatives. now those peeps deserve johnboy moleface de stella-stalker at dere house, yep, i tink Bernie will agwee fully one hundreadForty-oh-chit percent ))) dat an inside yoke((((( .

    were b mese lampshade? oh no, mese rented it for de six hours and it dues back. it de real deal tiffanny and tiff gonna bese berry BERRY mad should i not find it. de ting warth 5.624 katwillion dollars. 

    speaking of Ktwinllion, yep mese working just like latwinka i mean wahine de machine aka Ms 100 aka's Kathy. she a dwunk and a worker bee like mese. 

    whosed dwink? Chrissy B, dat you? yep, i see you hiding in de cabanna with four tenders. HoAW COULD YOU? okey okey you desoyve all of dem to pamper ye so I wont tail. but u knows who will. nope, not miss innnocensidyne, Lori. Guess and i tink you bese right. oh my, where is I, how'd I GIT HEAR??????? somebuddy help me, pleeeeeze? ,mese dwink muchlist ebber and need to find mese way to de hammock and to meester big.I want big I want big. i NEED big. ohhh, here he come (ya see, he come when i talk hot about him, hehehe, get it, come)>>> dat katwinka de dwinka Rquell rafael fault. yep, it true.

    well me uh uh o h dfhe gdaldifke fk gluteanhamberafwee es wzuok meinkostosilous en le basura, ye sew must go. brmyback. brb mese means. nope, not mean, i mean I MEAN. ok see ya in four minutes and 6-o-chits!!! 

    tanks for letting me git my cwzay on and not disowning mese. LOVE YOU GIRLS. really do. happy dat it not 9/11 anymore, hate hate hate hate hate dat dey. mese cwied muchly ober de mammory of de uglyness. ok, for wheel dis time, ober and outa here for 17 point five and half killometers. be back soonliest. CheeRs!! where m i anyway? did i ask dat. oopsies daisys and raisons. and prune juice too, cheerSSS big ears and such. ober n out , i tink..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................

  • BernieEllen
    BernieEllen Posts: 2,285
    edited September 2012

    Irish stew, roast potato - mashed pototo - boiledpotato and chips.

  • BernieEllen
    BernieEllen Posts: 2,285
    edited September 2012
    Yoke
    Thing. Anything or object or person. A broad descriptive term.
    Savage
    Very can be good or bad

    Sound
    Reliable, dependable, a good sort
    Cat
    An effusive way to say that something is awful or terrible

    Banjaxed
    Broken
    Tool
    Idiot
    Fierce
    Very


    Manky
    Very soiled, smelly etc.

    Deadly
    Fantastic




    Class
    A term used for something good
    Plastered
    To be very drunk
    BogTrotter
    Rural person
    Hames
    To ruin or destroy

    Rotten
    Something horrible/ disgusting.

    Mouldy
    To get drunk or something thats disgusting
    Ossified
    Drunk


    Like
    Used at the end of every sentence
    Grand
    Fine, ok, alright
    Whisst
    Be quite



    Scuttered
    In a very advanced state of intoxication.
    Well
    How are you? Is your day going well.


    Scoops
    Alcoholic drink. As in going for a few scoops

    Lamp
    To hurt someone

    Clatter
    A slap



    Slash
    Urinating
    Buck
    Boy, man, lad


    Scatter
    A group (especially of inanimate objects)
    Puss
    Sulky face

    Jackeen
    Person from dublin



    Chancer
    Dodgy character



    Cop On
    An order to grab hold of yourself and not be so stupid

    Coddin
    Joking,
    Acting The Maggot
    Acting in a particularly foolish manner



    Gombeen
    Fool

    Arseways
    To make a mess of
    Jammy
    Lucky person
    Gas
    Funny
    Jacks
    Toilet
    Craic
    Fun,banter


    Spanner
    An idiot



    Stocious
    To be very drunk. Pronounced: Sto-shess


    Massive
    Great, super

    Gobshite
    If someone gets on your nerves


    Cut
    The state of, appearance


    Mighty
    Very good
    Rank
    Mouldy
    Locked
    To be drunk

  • BernieEllen
    BernieEllen Posts: 2,285
    edited September 2012
    How To Say Hello
    Greetings tend to vary from place to place. In the southeast it might be 'Well, boy'; while up north you might be greeted with 'Bout ye'. In parts of Dublin it could be 'Howyiz', while in County Cork you might be confronted with 'Howsitgoin' boy'? A more rural equivalent is 'How's she cuttin'?' A suitable reply is 'Grand altogether' if you are in good form, or 'Survivin' if not.

    Having Fun
    Irish people like having fun, and have many words to describe this national propensity. Even "fun" has its own word - the crack - spelled craic.

    Inebriation and the Irish
    Drunkenness. - You can be ossified, fluttered, in the horrors, langered, locked, paralytic, plastered, scuttered, stocious, twisted and sozzled.

    Miscellaneous Irish Phrases

    Wayward children are never naughty - they are bold.
    To be tired or broken down is to be banjaxed or knackered.
    To procrastinate or delay something is to put it on the long finger.
    A sub-standard dwelling is called a kip.
    If someone is annoying you, they are blaggarding.
    To ask someone to be quiet you might say whisht!
    A scratcher is a bed, and the jacks is a toilet.
    To emphasise something the word fierce is often used, as in 'fierce hard' [ie difficult] or 'he has a fierce strong accent'. The words quare or awful can also be used to denote emphasis.
    To accomplish something quickly is to do it fairly lively.
    Shenanigans refers to intrigue, trickery or hidden manoeuvres designed to effect a certain outcome.

  • BernieEllen
    BernieEllen Posts: 2,285
    edited September 2012
  • dara_diverse
    dara_diverse Posts: 5,005
    edited September 2012

    Bout ye!

    bernie, maked me ireesh stu for bekfast and it so yum. good ting cuz mese dwank all night andd de bekfast keep me from hasing de head speans from dwinking.

    oh good morngin, hows she coming? it humpsdey. Pants, jockS, meestre Big, SkaTes, fwash, it meese turn. cwissy hiccup crissy had yous all night, can i has u ? one of you to maake me mmore stu?

    ok, enuff of the dwunk speak, i making myself nuts. Bernie, love your Irissh how' to sey hello. 

  • nativemainer
    nativemainer Posts: 8,103
    edited September 2012
    Good morning, Loungettes! Bright brisk morning, just a lovely day. I'm ready to get to work!


    CynCyn--You are so right--Monkey Day is Monkey Day whenever it falls on the calendar!


    Wahine--I got a mail order catalog yesterday, it had a Sock Monkey and outfits for it! I really laughed out loud!


    Chrissy--I love retail therapy, don't you? And I am loving the new job. It's so nice to be more in control of my time and work with great people. Hooray for the good scan results!

    Goldie--disconnected is the word of the day. In the last half hour my power has "bumped"( blinked off then back on within a minute) twice. Thank goodness for computers with memories!


    BBBBernie--LOL!


    CynCyn--who said lesbians can't cook? One of the best cooks I know is gay. His parties are VERY popular because of his cooking!

    Chemochar--welcome to the Lounge! Lots of wine here, and whine, and lots of other things to drink, too!

    I've taken my bedtime pills in the morning before, makes for a very long day when it's hard to stay awake! Kinda frightening, to know I can mess up like that.

    Miuscellaneous New England Phrases

    Wayward children are runnin' wild
    To be tired is to be bushed.
    To procrastinate or delay something is to back burner it.
    A sub-standard dwelling is called a camp.
    To ask someone to be quiet you might say hush, or smack them upside the head.
    A bed is a rack, to go to bed is to hit the hay.
    A toilet is the outhouse inland, the head on the coast.
    To emphasize something the word wicked is often used, as in wicked good whoopie pie, or wicked dumb turist (tourist).
    Cunning when used to describe an infant, child or animal means cute, adorable, good looking.
    Flowers that are dead have gone by.
    Ayuh means yes, I hear you, I agree, you're right, that's true, or when said with a shaking head means you're crazy, he or she is crazy, or damn turist

    I am glad 9/11 is gone by. Every time I saw a flag at half staff yesterday I got a pang. I remember so clearly the moment I found out what was happening, can remember the patient's home I was in like I have a photo of it. I remember how quiet it was here--where I live is about 25 miles from Bangor International Airport and the flight paths are nearby. It made the military flights that were taking off from the base even more jarring, especially since they were not using the usual flight paths and were going directly over the house, and still rather low. Those refueling jets are BIG and loud. A coworker was on her way back from Israel and we didn't know where she was for a couple of days. We did find out she got grounded in Canada.


    Anyway, I got to head out to work, more later!

    Princess Glitter Sizzle's DOTD is the Never Forget


    1 oz Vodka
    1 oz Jagermeister
    4 oz Red Soda

    Directions
    Pour all ingredients into a highball glass filled with ice cubes. Stir, and serve.

  • wahine
    wahine Posts: 7,590
    edited September 2012

    LOL, Loved that one Cami.

    Ohhhhhhh our AdorkAble was habbing gud plastered fun last nite....and she *does* know how to get Mr. Big to *come* when called! Ahhhhhhhhhhh, dats a gift, foah shuah. Loved your post Dottie.....had fun reading it!

    Good stuff Bernie, ok, mese wuz twying to write sumtin, but Dorkie beat me to it, but mese will twy anyways.....

    Got out of mese scratcher

    And onto de jacks.

    Been survivin' alright

    But ossified las' night.

    The blaggarding contractor

    Was fierce awful to us;

    Kept me bizzy and knackered

    But I'm fixin' things fairly lively.

    Ok....time to get sozzled again!!!

    Happy HumpDey to all youse luverly galz!!!!!

    Hugssssssssss,
    Katwinka

  • wahine
    wahine Posts: 7,590
    edited September 2012

    OOPS bumped into ya, NM. Here.....have a LARGE "Never Forget" Dwink....BTW, thats a nice title for todays dwink. You rock, girl! Loved reading your memories of 9/11.....it is incredible all the different situations we were in, and those memories that are forever engraved in our minds. Glad you are enjoying your job!!! Oh, oh, now MORE words/phrases to learn! LOL. Funny the different expressions for things, depending on where you live. Thanks for the DOTD....btw, what is Red Soda??? Enquiring minds want ta know.....

  • Orange73
    Orange73 Posts: 2,154
    edited September 2012

    bernie like the one about anti biotics

    Mums the word on new man until we actually meet but hes in love

    Just got back from jersey survived my first work trip

    I will b in boston couple days next week then mass

    then I get even crazier in october keeps me busy

    Seeing breast surgeron tdy getting reffered to new PS

    Saw my PS before I left he goes oh yea that sa little open heres guaze and if the TES dont stay in second time he will send me to NYC WTF im running fast girls away from him is he crazy NY for what to who?Me and dork are going to pop hes tires. where are u dork. I think hes in his own PS world la la land.

    pop in Later

  • wahine
    wahine Posts: 7,590
    edited September 2012

    Oh ORLA, that PS is wacko, glad you are running away from him, quickliest! Hope you like the new PS, am sure your BS will give you a good referral!

    Juliet, LOVE your wine prescription!!! AND I copied what Bernie and you wrote, might come in handy on my next trip there! CyndieLouWho, you might want to copy it too, cuz you will go back there before I do! Sooooo hoping you can meet Bernie!!

  • wahine
    wahine Posts: 7,590
    edited September 2012

    In Munich, this year Oktoberfest starts on Sept 22-Oct 7, but *here* it starts tomorrow night, so we are going, and gonna habs sum fun!!!

    Traditional Bavarian garb for women includes the dirndl. Photo by <a href="http://www.frommers.com/community/user_gallery_detail.html?plckPhotoID=63854c7b-e4c8-4b66-a6c2-40e5cdef0e92&plckGalleryID=c0482941-0d2d-4cca-b8c4-809ee9e20c72" target="_blank">Konstantyn/Frommers.com Community</a>

    Donning traditional Bavarian garb is a great way to feel part of the Oktoberfest  festivities. Men wear lederhosen (a pair of shorts or three-quarter-length pants  sporting either buttoned or zippered fastening), a drop-front flap, and leather  suspenders with a front cross strap. Many pairs come embroidered. Add a white  shirt, long socks and boots, and top off the outfit with a Trachten hat, or  German-style hiking hat, adorned with a tuft of goat hair.

    For women the  dress du jour is the dirndl -- a flattering ensemble of a bodice, a blouse, and  a full-skirt with apron. Where you tie your bow signifies your relationship  status: left means single; right means taken. Oktoberfest-style clothing is sold  at both new and used clothing stores throughout Munich, and is also available at  city rental shops.

    This is the tent we partied in, in Munich...

     Slideshow  Schottenhamel is the oldest beer tent at Oktoberfest. The Festival Kick-Off The official festival kick-off takes place at noon  inside the oldest beer tent, Schottenhamel, when Munich's mayor  taps the first keg and exclaims, O'zapft is! or, it is tapped! This signals  the beginning of draught pouring throughout the fair.



  • wahine
    wahine Posts: 7,590
    edited September 2012

    This is the tent we partied in, in Munich,which is the oldest beer tent....

    Schottenhamel is the oldest beer tent at Oktoberfest.

    The official festival kick-off takes place at noon inside the oldest beer tent, Schottenhamel, when Munich's mayor taps the first keg and  exclaims, O'zapft is! or, it is tapped! This signals the beginning of  draught pouring throughout the fair.

  • goldie0827
    goldie0827 Posts: 6,826
    edited September 2012

    Sue, you are FUNNY. But what was the question? LMAO!

    Cyn, I'm wif you, don't know what all that stuff is either! And ya can't let that beer go to waste! But it looks like Wawa has your back. OMG, I'm cracking up at you leaving your DD on the curb whilst you go in de pub!

    Oh shoot Cami, my mom does that, not knowing if it's day or night. Love the little cowboy dude. Don't forget the wodka in your veggie drink. And ya, how come we don't see that SE on pill bottles???

    Alli, LOL at the Master D! Sawry dogh bout de homework hell. Hope de hooch helped.

    You bet Chrissy, great combination.

    Masta D, you have me cracking up this morning.

    Ok, so craic = fun Bernie? And the rest just has me more confused. Cyn, you better study!

    Yes NM, love that the puters come back on and your stuff is still there. Love the "smack upside the head".

    WOW Kathy, you did goot wif your poem dere. You DID your studying! You get extra dwinks today. I only assumed "red soda" is red pop. I wonder if it's something else. I often post drinks that have ingredients that I have no clue what they are. Proud Mary might know.

    Lara, so glad you are running from dat PS.......das BS! I hope you find a good one. And he needs more than his tires popped. TANYA!!!! Wow you really are doing some traveling. I tink you wuz close to de Master D.

    Will try and check in during the day. I'm heading out early in the morning. 4 hour drive to the airport and then almost 4 hour flight to MI. My brothers partner will have a Mojito waiting for me. With big ole fresh raspberries and mint.............YUM!

  • goldie0827
    goldie0827 Posts: 6,826
    edited September 2012

    UH OH, mese really dwunk or tings just got messed up here again!