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well i'm working and they frown on me drinking,but this why i drink! did you have a good time on your cruise? good thing i checked myschedule i was convinced i was working tomorrow night but i'm actually off so it will be a g and t while reading the sunday paper
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OMG, you goils never cease to make me wet my pants, such funny funny posts and pics. Love the prick themes. Bad Bernie for starting that.
NM, awesome post as usual. Glad you are enjoying the weekends again. and tank ewe for making de dotd a fartzee, oh dey so yummy. I had a few of dem when I foyst woke up den had three of Lori's when I woke up after my long nappie with Pants.
Orla, darling, I hate that you are getting pushed away. De bleeding aint nutting to blow off. And I tink your doctors are related to my first plastic surgeon. He has many names, Dr. Hatchett, Dr. Dick Head, and Dr. Pig (cuz he comes out of surgery with his wet curls dripping sweat).Ain't he a mfugly sob. His cash patience love the mf'er. I felt he was prejusticed against cancer patients, he was not only negigent, he was rude, oh so rude. I cant go on about him as it brings back horrific memories. Feel free to spit on his face, slash his tires and prank call his office. If anyone wants to ding his ratings, PM me. hehe, just kidding, PM Stella! and likewise, I will do it for you Orla
"dduuuuh, I am a shweaty pig, I have no balls and I tink I am so cool cuz me drive a fancy schmandy porche". when sue comes to NJ, we gonna put a banana in his tail pipe and some suger in his gas tank. or I can do it whilst Sue play lookout. I mean Stella and Suzanne are planning de attack. he going down, Sue gonna punch him in de golf balls. ooops, went off on that subject, nuff said. but we ain't done, karma will git him.
Next weekend, I have our high school besties reunion at Long Beach Island. I so wanna go but ascared I will have too much work. and I need a sitter for my furbabies. My DD has a wedding out of town and can't help. But I gonna werk my ebberwideningwidearse off to try to take a weekend to myself.
BBB, love the pic of Calva and her cousin. She is huge, her feet were sinking into the ground. Hope de earth does not swallow her up.
Camisaw did you twy your wodka dwinky? I be so proud if you have six or seben of dem. hey, we only live once unless we are feline. dat not fair, we deserve nine lives too.
Ok, me gonna try to sleep till noon and do it again. Me had coffee at 1am and wanted to keep working but de systems go down at 4am so I am phucked until tomorrow.
To those of you I missed, so sorry but gottza sleep. I did catch up reading here and really enjoyed you goils. You all d.bestest of de goils on bco, you all so spayshall and forebber in mese fart. Love you all and if you are good goils, I will let you skype me and i can show you some of my best farts. I told ya i have musical talent, it does not end with piano and flute, I a talented fartiscian too. tANKS FOR HEARING ME SILLYNESSESES. i NEED my bay-ed. Cheers!
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Good Sundey Fundey Girlz!
Mese gots up toooooo eurly...b4 6 ayem, paper wasn't eben here yet. Dats whut mese gits foah being a party pooper and gettin in de bed wid de JOCK sooooo eurly. Now mese weady to weally weally partay. De wenches got a BIG buffet all weady for us, and de Tenders habs de dwinks all made up on de bar and in de fountains.....woohooooooooo!
Yeah, Juliet, the cruise was really nice, and I always love Bermuda! Except the hurricane was forming not far away, so the beaches were too rough w/ high waves and undertow, so couldn't swim. Jest beautiful though and we rode the bus all over the island. My dad was rough too...mebbe de hurricane got to him too? IDK, but he really made things unpleasant at times. Nice to be back home, and re-doing some of the messy jobs the workers did, and putting up the new 2" blinds. This week I go sky-diving...YEAH!!!! Glad you can enjoy your G & T and NOT be at work tonight!!! Yeah for that too!
Ohhhh Dorkiepoo youse is soooo bad gibbing us new woids to learn...LOL. BTW I weally, weally, love your "phucked" woid...dats a gud one! And dat chitty dr....yucko, yucko, yucko foah shuah...he is a fugly mfugger, yessirree bob. Hope you are sleeping soundly and habbing weally weally GUD dweams....wet ones ebben.....OR if Mr. Big is still in bed wid ya, better yet! Ohhhhh wese a baaaaaad buncha cocoa-nutz.
Bernie, dat wuz such a CUTIE-PATOOTIE picture, with the little dog on top of Calva! And OMG your garden soil is sooo rich loooking, nice and dark. OK, now I can picture Calva's BIG garden-dirt dirty paws running into the house!!! Oh, but surely he is trained to wipe off his paws first, right??? LOL. He is such a cutie, and so nice to see him growing up, since we were here when you got him. I was so glad to get back home to Maverick and Molly, we always miss them soooo muchly. One of them (prolly Molly...hehe dat rhymes), dug up a small gardenia plant...we were going to move it to a diff location yesterday, then saw it had been dug up. WTF???? They haven't dug in ages...and to dig that up??? By the time we saw it, it was already dead, of course. Oh well, my other one is humongous, so I jest need to air-layer a new plant from it (gotta find the time!).
Let's have a Dark-and-Stormy DOTD....a dwink of Bermuda, and it is weally, weally, gud!
Dark 'n Stormy is the unofficial national drink of Bermuda. Gosling owns the trademark on the actual recipe, meaning you cannot use a different brand of rum and call it a Dark 'n Stormy. Not that we'd want to, mind.
2 oz Gosling's® Black Seal rum
4 oz ginger beer
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Good morning, Loungettes! How is everyone this Sunday am? Cool here, after the wind and rain came through last night. Some places without power, luckily not here!
Wahine--amazing how much internet costs on a cruise, isn't it? When do we get to see some pics???????
ORLA--you don't have to settle for the best in your area. I went out of state for recon to get the best at what I wanted. It's worth the travel time, believe me.
BBBBernie--Calva looks like a horse compare to Charlie!
DorKable--it would actually be a service to ding the ratings of the docs we now are idgits. Or we need to start a thread on here vetting the docs we've met to help the others coming along behind us!
Princess Glitter Sizzle's DOTD is the Sunday Sunshine
oz Triple Sec
3 shots Lemon Vodka
1 whole Lemon
1 shot Club Soda
oz Sunny DelightDirections
Using shot glasses or a cannery style mason jar, pour the vodka and the triple sec together. Squeeze the lemon lightly, and place it on the rim. Fill the glass with sunny delight, then add a shot of club soda.0 -
why i have reservations about getting a tattoo! breakfast is a turkey cobb salad and a gin and tonic 0 -
Mornin NM! Glad you still have power! Yeah, squirrels can do sooo much damage, they caused a fire a couple of blks away that took the entire 2-story house down (except for the bricks)...this was a couple of yrs ago. They chewed the wires in the attic, apparently. Scary!
Juliet, that is FUNNNEEEEE! On the ship, during the "Love and Marriage" game, an older couple was answering the question of what size bra the man would buy for his wife....the man said "36 LONG"...lol.
Yay! We have TWO DOTD's, plus all the fountains....fukitol fountain, mimosa fountain, etc.....Whooppeeeeeee!
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Good Morning girls!! Been MIA, I know, FIFTEEN PAGES BEHIND!! lol. Just spent the past hour scanning through, Have missed you all so much, just been a busy girl with a lot going on. Juliet, so happy for good results!! Woo Hoo!! Orla, a new man?? Cool!! I want to see pics! I want to see a pic of you with your hair extensions, I'm jealous!! Was that a pic of you with the Belvedere vodka? My hair is growing fast, will update my avatar soon, need a new pic. Bernie, Calva is so big! And beautiful! And your other fur babies too. Welcome to the HTL Cammie, you fit in great here! Undy, hope complications aren't too serious? And Orla, glad you are seeing another Dr for the bleeding, does not sound right. WaWa, glad you're back! Lori, missed your Bday party here. Hope you got your belated card in the mail? Dorothy and Sue, aka Stella and Suzanne, lol. NM, how is the new schedule? Cyndie, cute pic! Hiya Chrissy! And anybody else mese forgetting, I'm sorry, it's the alcohol, burp! Scuse me! Happy Sunday Funday! We are taking our boat out, woo hoo! BBL, promise!
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OMG Bernie, that is adorable of the dogs!
Suzanne N Stella eh? Dat be a motley crew foy shure. A FARTISCIAN.....LMAO. You have more talents than those DorK. A talent to make me smile and laf!
Hey Katrinka made a drinka................I will hab several of dose, then hit the buffet. I think sometimes us goils are Dark N Stormy! But in a goot way.
NM, glad you didn't lose power. That funny da man thought he booked a cruise, but joined the Navy instead!
Lara, I traveled out of state too. Not for surgery, I did not have MX, but for treatments. From AZ to OK.
Oooooooo, more dwinks. Sunday Sunshine. I will imbibe on those AFTER the buffet! Then I need to get some laundry done and start to lay close out for my bisit back home. I leave here Thursday morning, beery early. My flight leaves at 12:30 and I have a 4 hour drive.
Glad I refreshed, I would have bumped lots of my lovelies into the pewl. Funny joke Julie, and Kathy that is hilarious that the man said a 36 long. I admire witty people.
Have fun out on the boat Alli.
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LOL at the funnee, Lori! And how did I miss this trip info??? You going to MI? How long will you get to be there?
Awwww, sweet (and true) sentiments, Juliet!
Nice having you back in the HTL, Alli...have a TON of FUN on the RUN in de SUN (well, on the boat anyway!)....
HUggssssssssssssssssss,
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Vino missed u girlfriend No thats not me in pic ill PM u some
Dork LMAO ur doc is buglyyyy. yes I will do that to my PS oh look at my 3 million dollar house I think I will play ding dong dash I him. The bannana pipe is a good one too.Mine PS has like really white teeth I will call him dr.dickmore tomm and say oops
Wahine love cruises Ive been on 10 travel everywhere my parents are big cruiserrrssss
Juliet nice posting about friends
Hi bernie
Hi cyn hope work is going well
Hi goldie
wow that drink with the rum looks yummy
Sky diving wow I would freak out wahine u adventerous
cammy u on the vodka lol
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Happy Sundey Fundey everyone...yes, I am toiling away at work. Sigh...feel bad for me while you are out on your lake sunning it up Alli with your Vino... uh hu... Really great to see you in the lounge...you were gone so long I thought we may have to launch a search and rescue. Glad you found your way back home.
Wahine..you sky diving crazy....lol..good for you....Im impressed...I would have done that in my youth but ahhhh noooooo not now... You must be going tandom right?
Nice surprise of a day off Julie..hope you enjoy it.
NM..great breakfast choice.
Bernie...how patient of Calva to allow Charlie to take a ride....so cute that they get along so well.
DorK, your cracking me up about your sweaty pig Dr...lmao....You should blow up the pic and throw darts at it..or did you say you did that already...or do the "Dr. On a stick" and beat on it all the time. You and Sue have fun messing around there and stay in trouble..K?
Lori, where do you fly out of ?? Tuscon?? Have a safe trip and have a lot of fun.
Lara..is that the HTL slide??? Who is the dude under the slide being the peeping tom?? It isnt the molerfokker is it?? Where's Stella???
How is the weekend going Sue??? What is on your adjenda with Maddy today?? Or is she going home today??
Undie and Cammy.....hoping you are enjoying your day and not working .... like me...did I mention that??
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HTL side huh Cyn?
Yea that guys a stalker lol
pillow fight
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Happy SunDeyFunDey Goils. Jes finished reading a few pages....LMAOROTF Cwackin da hail up..blowin killa out mese nose...OMG. So now...I have a min to try and answer before Maddy wakes up from her nap. She is with us until mid-day Weds...but tank goodness today is Papa's Frieddey, so he will hailp me more the next 3 days.
Julie - aside from truly lmao...I got all teary eyed on the post about ‘friends on-line'. O...my heart is jes bursting. Never heard it put so eloquently...I saved it...Thank you for sharing!
Of course...laffin mese arse off over all the ‘phallic' posts...ewe goils jes too phucking phunny. LOL...I like dat phucking too...Thanks D! Now ya kno I bese u patner in cwime n e day...I mean...I kno Suzanne will hailp Stella wif da ‘dirty deed'....I mean in making sure da karma git em. I kno u not PA...did mese sez sump tin udder wise? N I wudn't kno diff tween NJ, NY, PA beanglish no how. U jes sound sweet like an angel to me. I hope ewe do get next weekend off and that you DO go to ur reunion...u sooo desoive it. Look it me...spail ewe, u, you...jeezzz...think I cud least stick wif one or da udder?!?!
Kathy - Glad ur back...tanks for da buffet...I did manage to sneak a dwink n a bite a sumpin earlier. Wonder where I can find gingerbeer...sooo want to try it wif black rum. We jes call it Dark n Stormy II...heehee.
Bernie - Calva!!!...tooo precious. Bet she could ride my gd around on her back too. I can jes hear Maddy squeeling!
NM - Glad u feeling better. I like the idea of a Doc Bashing thread. Course, we'd have to call it something else as am sure the moderators wudn't allow that name.
Alli - u jes having WAY too much fun today. Jealous...but happy fer ya all the same. No really!!
Lori - LOL Fartiscian and den da 2 ol ladies wif da 'snoring butts'. LMAO!!
Cami - DRINK THE VODKA!!
Lara - Love da foobies!! Hope ur new set looks jes like em. You do have some awesome loonnngggg posts. LOL
Cyn - was gonna take Maddy back to the pewl...but thot better of it. Yesterday it was jes she and I in the pool. HOA Pres was in the clubhouse, asked where my pool partner (Barb) was. It hit me then....No Way should I be alone with a 3yoa in the pool. So, Barb cudn't make it today, hence...Maddy n me hanging out, baking a pie, watchin moobies, playin in kiddie pool out back...stuff like dat der.
Well...I prolly missed some1...ooppss...4give me K? But Maddy up and I must go. Hoping Papa will let Mema go out after din for a few bumps...hope-a, hope-a!
Lubs ya'll!
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i know sue ,when i saw it ,immeadiately thought of you guys.. i love catching up on your lives, watching calva grow bigger andBIGGER. and the JOKES.they always bring a smile to my face. thank you for helping maintain my sanity guys. 0
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Maddy with Bella on her right and Baxter in front.
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lovely photo sue
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You girls crack me up! Just got home, caught up here, had come back for each post, but of course, too much wine to remember what I was gonna say! LOL, Love u all so much! Oh, what a cutie pic of Maddy and your fur babies Sue!
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Lol....Sue...now why shouldnt you be alone in the pewl with your gd?? Love the pic of Maddy and the furbabies....she is precious.
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