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  • TAB55
    TAB55 Posts: 71
    edited November 2012

  • dara_diverse
    dara_diverse Posts: 5,005
    edited November 2012

    Hiya goils!

    Happy monKEYdey/birfdey dey, I am looking for a partay. Okay den, I checked and one dwunk makes a party. I hope de birfdey goil come in and join mese.

    Happy Birfdey Orange/ORLALara...wishing you manny more birfdeys love.

    I don't has lots o money so I picked dis guy up for you, found him in de likkor store den we started talking and I told him about ye. He said he could swing by and shake his cut widdle booty for you! Woo hooo, tank you Mr. Stranger.

    De boyz are dancing for Orange but I tailed dem to dance for mese cuz she not here. So come one come all, don't make me hog face dese dancing boys!

    HURRY LARA, this dancer is waiting for you. He said to bring yer own tutu, that gits him hot! hehe, jk! I tried to get de chip n dale dancers but dey wuz booked dis night. wanna rain check? I ken ask Chip. or Dale.

    It is pau hana, who's partaying? dis a two dey sailabration cuz our Mema's birthdey is tomorree. Let's partay!

  • camillegal
    camillegal Posts: 15,710
    edited November 2012

    Love them both---LOL   Where have u been Dork---U OK??? It's quiet today --everyone is partying all over the place.And my Katie-Kst has ventured out of my room late today and sat on the windowsill so she's getting used to THE DOG hahaha.

    Well I thinking I want the top guy for just a short time. I'm tired, so just a short time.

  • wahine
    wahine Posts: 7,590
    edited November 2012

    Yeah, I'll take on "Mr. Stranger" too....woohoo bring him on! Can we add him to our stash of Tenders in the HTL, Dorkie? Pwetty pwease.....

    Just watched "Magic Mike" (I know, I know, I waited till it went to Redbox, lol), but shoot I used to like Matthew but he looked OLD in this movie! Loved the stripping though esp from the younger guys! Does that make me a Cougar, or am I an Old Tiger?

    Partay, partay, partay. Where IZ de birfdey gal??? Lara, APB out for OLara!!! And wese gots ta git Mema Sue in here soonliest so we kin start on her birfdey shortly. Its almost your time, Sue! You still here Dork? Cami? Ennyone????

    DON'T FORGET TO VOTE TOMORROW (well if you're voting for who I want as Pres, otherwise you can stay home, dat wud be ok wid mese...Jest Kidding, LOL)

    Down de Hatch,

    Katwinka-pirate

  • BernieEllen
    BernieEllen Posts: 2,285
    edited November 2012

    A politician gives a stump speech in an Indian reservation, trying to garner the Native American ballot. "If elected, I promise better education for Native Americans," he says. The crowd goes wild, calling out "Hoya! Hoya!"

    Guy doesn't know what the word means, but he figures, hey, they look excited, so he goes on. "I promise to propose legislation permitting a casino to be built on this reservation," he says. The crowd gets even more frenzied, and keeps shouting "Hoya!" over and over. Encouraged by the cheers, he finishes his speech: "And if elected, I promise to ensure better health care and employment options for Native Americans!" The crowd is at a fever pitch, stamping their feet and yelling "Hoya! Hoya! Hoya!"

    His speech finished, the guy shakes some hands, kisses some babies, and decides to go on a tour of the reservation before hitting the campaign trail again. Guy comes across a huge herd of cattle, and says to his guide, "I was raised on a ranch, and I've always loved cattle. Mind if I go over and get a closer look?"

    "Sure," says the guide, "but be careful not to step in the hoya."




  • undercoverebel
    undercoverebel Posts: 574
    edited November 2012

    Happy Birthday Sue. I have a package (ahem) for you.andrew corvin shirtless

  • nativemainer
    nativemainer Posts: 8,106
    edited November 2012

    Good morning, Loungettes!  Hello from Maine where  it was snowing yesterday! Not much and it didn't stick, but it was definitely snowing.  So much for summer. 

    ORLA--Happy Birthday!!!!!!!! 

    Cammy--here's hoping to D's departure!

    Rakul--here's hoping for N's rapid departure!

    Wahine--last I heard there were lots of people in NY without power still.    There's a church sending a bunch of people and supplies down that way to help.  We're used to this kind of power outage up this way, but in NY and NJ probably aren't.  Must be frustrating for them.

    BBBBernie--LOL!  Where do you find these jokes???????

    Princess Glitter Sizzle's DOTD is the Get Out and Vote

    1 oz Triple Sec

    1 oz Cognac

    1/2 oz Lemon Juice

    Pour Triple Sec, Cognac and Lemon Juice over ice.  Shake, strain into a cocktail glass and serve. 

  • Orange73
    Orange73 Posts: 2,154
    edited November 2012

    Whew all those new hunks wowzer

    Thank u every one I had a great day ..

    Hugs everyone

    Lara

  • goldie0827
    goldie0827 Posts: 6,826
    edited November 2012

    I’M HOME!!!!!!

    Caught up on reading and just going to comment on this last page, so just jumping in right here!

    NM, on the Kindle, Skype is prolly an “app” that you would have to get. Try going there and search Skype.  I too have Skype on my laptop.

    Cami, congrats on the new addition. LOL @ your “usual bitchiness”, you are just too funny! I can’t believe you waited so long to join us.

    Well, happy birthday Lara. I am a day late, but it still counts, right? Hope you had a great day. But how could you NOT HAVE with that Hunk du Jour!

    Lynda, sorry you are feeling like chit, hope today is better for you.

    DorK, you can hog face dat one in da pink tutu all you want. I tinks the rest of us will wait for Mr. Stranger.

    Wawa, you no old tiger at all. We call you Katrinka de Kougar, K? Did you get some sleep last night?

    Shan, nice “packages” for the girls!

    Suzi de Cutie, Happy Birfday my friend. I has some coffee brandy foy you, delivered to you in bed.

    He waiting for you Sue!

    Happy Birthday! Have a SUEper day!

    Hap Hap HAPPY BIRTHDAY to both you girls!

  • camillegal
    camillegal Posts: 15,710
    edited November 2012

    ~Jordan

  • dara_diverse
    dara_diverse Posts: 5,005
    edited November 2012

    oh hellllllo, I will take a piece of that.....uh cake.

    I am speechless....

  • camillegal
    camillegal Posts: 15,710
    edited November 2012

    Lori, Lori, Lori  Welcome back we all miss u so. I always miss anyone who isn't posting, Sometimes I just read all the posts and don't comment but u guys are so sweet with each other it just warms me.

    I have dibbs on the last guy--do people still say Dibbs--LOL No one really partyied last nite, :(

    Oh my Katie Kat is a little jealous, our dog and her were on the bed with my SIL and Katie slapped our dog and Sox just got down. So nice, Our dog can eat my cat alive and the srupid cat slaps him. OH my stars.But she got her way--tyical female maybe? I never had 2 pets so I don't know. Anyone???

    It's 40 here and I love it--my window is open. my D is semi gone---

  • MemaSue56
    MemaSue56 Posts: 2,061
    edited November 2012

    O Mese O My !!  Shannon tank ewe fer dat ahem...package!!!  LOVE it..I mean him...

    Lori - Welcome Home...and tank ewe for me birfday wishes...(did I tail u I love pineapple upside down cake?)  I do...heehee and my 'men' to entertain me throughout the day tanks bunches! 

    Cami - I still say 'dibs' but dems all mine...least for today...den I'll share em.  Glad u D is semi gone.  Love the story bout Katie and Sox...LOL.

    Thanks again everyone.  Am off to walk and vote and shop.  LOVE YA TOOOO MUCHLY...MUAH!!

  • wahine
    wahine Posts: 7,590
    edited November 2012

    Happy Birthday Suzie Qutie!!! We love you sooooo muchliest! Can't improve on the hunks the gals brought for you, but will add to all the wonderful wishes! Hope you have fun shopping and doing whatever your heart desires!!! xoxoxoxoxxoxo

    And some morning coffee and brandy....

    Love you,

    Kathy

  • chrissyb
    chrissyb Posts: 11,437
    edited November 2012

    Happy Birfday Suzie!!!!!! Hopin youse is habin a weely weely good day!!! xo

  • camillegal
    camillegal Posts: 15,710
    edited November 2012

    Duh I don't remember if I wished u a happy happy Birthday Sue so if not, I certainly do and if I did so what here' another well wish. OK u can hace them for today.  bit make sure I fet who I want after. LOL

  • dara_diverse
    dara_diverse Posts: 5,005
    edited November 2012

    that's ok Camille because I can't remember if I wished Sue a happy birthday either! If I didn't, den shame on mese. HAPPY BIRTHDAY to our Mema Sue. De party starts now but I will be joining in a widdle waaiter cuz mese dwunk n need to sleep it off haha. Not really dwunk but mese gonna has a nap today. Voting wore me out but I did it! May de best man win, cheers! will sey no more.

    Dere is a biggliest partay tonight in de lounge, i hope are birfdey goil can stay awake for it! Ha, get it, are birthday goil?  vs our birfdey goil! tehehe, oh scuze me, mese dwunk.

    Titty's up, bottomz up, I raise my glass to Sue

    May all of yer Birfdey Wishes come Twue! Cheers!

  • dara_diverse
    dara_diverse Posts: 5,005
    edited November 2012

    Dis is de Inbitation to de Party, dey was opposed to go in de mail but mese foygot. De party is TODAY NOBEMBOYR 6 in de year twentyOHtwelve. You can't read de inside but it says:

    COME SAILABRATE!

    WHERE: HTL

    WHEN: NOBEMBOYR 6 - all dey partay!

    WHAT: SuzieQT's birfdey - Join in, dere are dancing tenders, and Skates de Wench will be dancing two! Dere be unlimited dwinks and dere gonna be a spayshall guest. Come and join in de fun. Come for de tenders heheehehehe! and we ain't talking chicken eidder! Don't miss de partay of de year cuz if ye snooze, ye lose.

    SEE YE ALL DERE! I try not to snooze too long but mese must has a cap nap.

    PS...FOYGOT to say contrats to Camille for de new member of her family, I love sox, I bet he cutliest! wooo hooooo!

  • Orange73
    Orange73 Posts: 2,154
    edited November 2012

    tHANKS GOLDIE MISSED YA im dwinking sorry

    Cammie goo

    Hope ali and cyn r having fun

    d one on the rainbow thats me right now I am in mass right now

  • Cyndielou
    Cyndielou Posts: 1,459
    edited November 2012

    Happy Birthday Girls (( Lara )) (( Mema Sue )) !!!! 

    Lori...so glad you go home safely.

  • Orange73
    Orange73 Posts: 2,154
    edited November 2012

    funny picturesLMAO I can say this because I have no tits

  • Orange73
    Orange73 Posts: 2,154
    edited November 2012

    funny pictures   Freakyyyyy

  • wahine
    wahine Posts: 7,590
    edited November 2012

    Neat pics, Lara! I stared but only got up to 2 trees. Anyone see more den dat?

    WooHoo anuddder partay in de HTL!!! YIPPIE, Happy Birfdey Suzie Cutie!!! You know I am not able to snooze, so mese won't lose! Wonder who de spechual guest is dat Dorkable mentioned? Hmmmmmm.........can't figger dis one out. Maybe Mr. Stranger will make his "debut" as a dancer in de HTL....woohoo git dose dollar bills ready....get 5's and 10's too! You wud be surprised at whut Mr. Stranger does for de TEN dollar bill...

    Chears Dears!

    Kath

  • wahine
    wahine Posts: 7,590
    edited November 2012

    Wow, I feel like it is my birfdey too! Just got a BEAUTIFUL gift from rakuLynda! She sent me a necklace and earring set she made, and it is GORGEOUS! What a sweeheart to do that! Thank you so much, Lynda! (I sent you an email too). AND get this...she said to let everyone know she would like to send you all something too! But raku, you haven't been in the lounge very much lately, and we miss you, so c'mon back and let us know what great things have been keeping you so bizzy!

    Ok, now I REALLY feel like partaying! Pants, puleez bwing me anudder Seagrams/Diet puleez!! Ahhhhh, you're such a sweetie Pants, I pwomise I won't look too hard at Mr. Stranger when he dances tonite, otey? Wow, got my dwink alweady.

    Okole Maluna (Bottomz Up!),

    Kathy

  • wahine
    wahine Posts: 7,590
    edited November 2012

    Where iz ebberybuddy??? Geez I habs all de Tenders to meself, you all better come and grabe a Tender or a Wench and partay!

    Good news....they were talking on the news about a teen that was missing since Saturday....showing men standing by the side of the road,near the woods. I thought how sad that was that they found his body, but NO....they found HIM alive...apparently he wrecked his car and was trapped in a ditch with broken leg and collar bone, and crawled up the ravine and someone saw him near the interstate today. So rarely get to hear something like that, I mean I am sure he was in a lot of pain, but he will be ok.

    Ok, my dwinks are piling up, I better quit typing and start dwinkin again!

    Hugs!

    Lonesome Katwinka (lol)

  • Mrs_Vino
    Mrs_Vino Posts: 779
    edited November 2012

    I'm here Katrinka dink! Habbing some bday wine, woo Hoo! Where are u Suzie Q? Baby I Lub u, Suzie Q

  • Orange73
    Orange73 Posts: 2,154
    edited November 2012

    im here

  • wahine
    wahine Posts: 7,590
    edited November 2012

    Hi Allicat! I see you eben habs a BIG bottle of vino right in front of you! But Jock is standing right next to you, ready to keep your glass full. Can't beat that! Let's raise our glasses to our Sue! *cheers to ya Suzi Qutie!* "ka-chink"

  • wahine
    wahine Posts: 7,590
    edited November 2012

    Hey Lara, Hope I didn't make you spill your dwink. Cheers!

  • Orange73
    Orange73 Posts: 2,154
    edited November 2012

    we got some hot tenders in the house

    love u goils

    whats the posion tnite