how about drinking?

LMAO Bernie!!  One must be very careful when sending out bulletins and memo's..and proof read!! 

Church Bulletin Typos

These sentences actually appeared in a church bulletin or were announced in a church service.  Read them and weep!

• Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine.  Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.

• Announcement in the church bulletin for a National Prayer and Fasting conference: “The cost for attending the Fasting and Prayer conference includes meals.”

• Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 pm in the recreation hall.  Come on out and watch us kill Christ the King.

• Miss Charlene Mason sang “I will not pass this way again” giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

• Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale.  It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house.  Don’t forget your husbands.

• The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been cancelled due to a conflict.

• The sermon this morning: “Jesus Walks on the Water”  The sermon tonight: “Searching for Jesus”

• Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir.  They need all the help they can get.

• Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community.

• Don’t let worry kill you off – let the Church help.

• Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church.  So ends a friendship that began in their school days.

• A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall.  Music will follow.

• The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.

• Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be re-cycled.  Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

• For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

• Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person (s) you want to be remembered.

• Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch.

• The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.

• Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 pm – prayer and medication to follow.

• The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.

• Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 pm.  Please use the back door.

• The eight graders will be presenting Shakespeare’s Hamlet in the church basement Friday at 7 PM.  The congregation is invited to attend the tragedy.

• Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church.  Please use the large double door at the side entrance.

• The associate Minister unveiled the church’s new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: “I Upped My Pledge – Up Yours”

• Our next song is “Angels We Have Heard Get High.”

Now Bernie, Love all the Irish History, but promise me you will NOT test me on it when I see you in March! Promise??? I would never remember enough to fill a thimble. Was also impressed with our tour guide there as he talked almost non-stop on the tourbus all day, and had so much history, exact names, and dates, memorized.

Hi everyone, and bye again.....on the run, just stopped in for a quick one (now, now Pants, I know you aren't that quick, just a snort please, no no not dat white powder, oh heck I'll jest grab a beer!)....ChEARS!

wow u were all busy

cyn yeah the rollercoaster made me dizzy

got the PM ill try it yea everone has PM me first

Nm glad u got a lot done

Bernie u do know we are all coming to stay with u this is good info for us all lets get packing goils

Cammy you r always cracking me up

Goldie u the best

dork u under the table

what we drinking tonite

Hi Chrissy thanks for the PM directions

Hi kymm Kymn IDK welcome

wahine china fun Ive been to Tokoya,thailand ,Phuket Burma ,Bangkok

China will be funnnn

Happy anniversary

the above pic was made by someone who was smoking the weed ha lol

Dork  hint, hint,hint^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 

Bernie - OMG very poignent(sp)...well Xcellent then...had never heard that b4.  Thank ewe fer sharing.  I also jes have LOL and print the chit about da church bullitin  My Aunties (so strict Irish Catholic)...never mind da strict...they will b laughing der arses off.  LOL!

Cami - love da 'tap tap tap' of ewes fingers waiting on Dorfy to tail all bout da KISS!!!   N we ain't talking 'keep it simple stupid' either....LOL!

Chrissy - You have da most beautiful DD.  And dat man in da pic...is dat who she gonna marry???  he look better den Fabio...OMG.  He very handsome....ooo...Lori share wif me da pics...hope dat OK?  Anyway....so glad da wedding details getting more n more ferciting!!!  So happy for you!!

Speaking of....I seen da pic of Fabio n da BIRDIE....LMAO!   Forget who posted n talked bout dat.  OK...Mese hab a few...ok...few tooo many coffee/brandy.  And now too many killa's...but o well...ya only live once...n I dont intend to lose one minute of it.

But hey....all mese hab to dwink..I still make da bestest ever pasta dish.  We talking, saute italian sausage, onion, garlic, add fresh mushrooms, den fresh spinach...a course lots a seasonings.  Boil up da Penne Pasta, drain, add tomatoes, some leftover sketti sauce, moz and parm cheese...OH AND even made a fresh salad wif boiled egg, avacado, tomato, cheese.  OK>>>>>>who's hungry????

LOL....lubs lubs lubs ya all sooooo muchly!!

LOL Sue! I love Boston too, have a dear friend that lives there and I have visited her a couple of times. Yup, went to the Cheers place too. Outside of that is where i jumped into an actors car to get a pic of him. Cannot believe I wasn't shot. His sec guard was stunned. Also remember that place in Fanueil (sp?) Sq upstairs where you eat at big tables all together, and the waitresses are so rude on purpose...can't think of the name of that.

OHHHHHH love that Chinese shop Lara! FUnnneeee. Yup, I've been to Hong Kong and Bangkok too, loved them both. But not any hurry to go back to Thailand till they get their chit safe again! Didn't get to Phuket though. Will be strange having Turkey-Day dinner there though...wonder what we'll eat. We all love authentic asian food so much though, so will be in heaven. I also love to go to the chain fast food places to see what diff items they have in addition to the burgers, etc. Like McD in HI has saimin and haupia pie. And in HongKong we had a neat asian burger at Burger King I think it was.

Such nice rememberances for our Veterans. My late DH served in Vietnam (Green Beret)as did 2 of his brothers (at the same time), and 1 was wounded badly, and ended up blind and in a wheelchair, but he got his doctorate after he was blind, and had a successful career although in constant pain (they are all gone now). My DH now, was in the Air Force reserve and I was in the Army reserve. He also worked for the gov't for over 42 years. We aren't veterans though, and I am so thankful for those wonderfull servicepeople that serve on our soil as well as overseas and protect us!

Happy Hour time...raising my glass to those that have given the ultimate sacrifice!

Kathy

Oh I forgot to tell u--(it's really nothing so don't get excited ) I helped my grandson with his mathe the other day. He came home the next day and said he got them all wrong. Hold on I knew it in 3rd grade, but I don't need it anymore. He's on his own.

CAMMY!!!  I swear...(yes , i do and often) ....You crack me right the hail up !!!   "He's on his own"...lmao...i wouldnt attempt EvER to assist anyone with math...EVEr....or spelling...NO NO NO ..... I was on my own and they all should be.. sink or swim I say!!  DorK...throw this girl a bone...she is giving me a flippin headache with all the tappin!!! 

Sue...I laughed out loud ..and so Loud that Im sure my neighbors heard me....about the lobster.  I wouldnt eat lobster before I moved to Maine and my good friends Nita and Faye...they said I cant be tru Mainah until I eat one and they made me do a bunch of other chit to become a "Mainah" these girls ..they gut the poor lobstah's ...they eat the Tamale and the Roe...spread the chit on crackers...the Tamale is the delicacy you are thinking of ...its green....I am a claw eater...thats pretty much it...but now you got me thinking..what I wouldnt do for a Lobstah dinner..with Clams...and fiddleheads and a baked potatoe....yummmmmmmy....Yes..the Bull Finch Pub is the bar that Cheers is modled after..however inside it doesnt look anything like the show..they have memorabelia all over tho..I got really toasty there one night around the holidays and actually sang "Jingle Bell Rock" in Karoeke (sp)..

Kathy..the resturant in Fanueil Hall you are thinking of is Durgin Park...I really miss Bos  now that I am talking about it...There was a bar/resturant there in Fanueil Hall called "The Magic Pan" their specialty was Crepe's ...and there was a bar tender called Eddy...my friends and I would go to that bar and he would serve us whatever we asked for..we were 15/16 at the time...I loved that place.....obviously...Lol..speaking of Crepe's ...I had gone to Paris with my gramma some years back...well, many and went to McDonalds and drank a lot of beer..lol...Yeah baby...lets go to McDonalds and catch a buz....Damn I've been a lush forever.

Sorry things wont gel Lara in Bos when I am there...maybe next time or if you are ever in my neck of the woods..

I really should eat something...not lobstah..not tonight..but something....K??  Then I hear the Walking Dead calling me..dont laugh..who will be prepared in the event of a Zombie apocolipse???  Hu?? 

Lata....Chrissy....Cammy..behave...or not.. <wink>

Sue, Took a pic on the sidewalk with me and a young and good looking Doug Sheehan, here is what he looks like now...

ANd I jumped into the front seat of the car to take a pic of William Devane in the back seat! He is old now, this is what he looks like now

I'll have to look for the pics and scan them in. The look on William DeVane's face and his drivers face are priceless! I think this was in the early or mid 80's when Knots Landing was still on and one of my fav shows and they were both in it.

Kat

At the 11th hour on the 11th day of the 11th month of 1918, the Great War ends. At 5 a.m. that morning, Germany, bereft of manpower and supplies and faced with imminent invasion, signed an armistice agreement with the Allies in a railroad car outside Compiégne, France. The First World War left nine million soldiers dead and 21 million wounded, with Germany, Russia, Austria-Hungary, France, and Great Britain each losing nearly a million or more lives. In addition, at least five million civilians died from disease, starvation, or exposure.