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Kymn, just focus on yourself right now, and hopefully Mr. Right will come by. BTW, my doc is married!
Julie, my goodness, that has been quite a long time to be dealing with that. And ignoring it for so long does NOT make a good nurse. Bad girl, you need a spanking. Glad you are having it taken care of, just wish you didn’t have to wait so long. I see another pocket party coming up. Love the pain chart. Ah, I found your doc, but see you already posted him. Cracking up at you saving for bail money….LMAO!!!!
OMG Kathy, you are right on about needing a different pain chart for the men. It would only need a 10! What is your vein docs name? OMG again! Who is that, that you are pulling their pants down???
Lara, Dr. Dick is not too bad looking, but we don’t like him and glad you got rid of him. You DID get rid of him, right? We will be with you for your surgery girl.
Sue, you iz soooooo wrong about not being cute anymore. You iz beery cute N beautimous. Ok, I’m out lookin fer yer doc. Well, no can find. I hope today is a better day for Jen.
DorK, doesn’t look like you missed any party love. In fact, mese tinks you ARE THE PARTY!!
Hey Chrissie, we have certainly missed you and hope that you get all those issues taken care of love. Hate that you have that to deal with all of that. What a nice story about your dinner out and the other couple. Just love moments like that.
Oh Shannon, that is funny. (taking likker to work in your stomach)
Cyn, I think this is your onc, she looks very nice.
Oh glad I refreshed before posting, saving NM a swim in the pool and not having to look for a DOTD………you got my back! Of course we miss you when you are not here, we miss anyone when they aren’t here for a few days! Tanks foy de drink.
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Good Mornin Loungetts, yes we had a bit of a party--Kat as usual got carried off--oops away.
Juliet u crack me up---The first pictured u posted was so spiritual and inspired---the next 2 had plenty of inspiration but for a totally different reason.
Well Dork cam awful late last nite Hmmmmmmmmmm wonder why?
Pretty Onc. Cyn
What is it with Dr.s now--do u have to measure up to good looking now--Is that required??? Seems like it.
It's beautiful today sun shining and not to chilky--we're having a warmup time.
Ok I just had a great big cup of coffee and now I ave to take a nap. My Katie-Kat will sleep with me--Is that what constitutes as taking a cat nap.
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Good morning girls! Happy Saturday! Been a while, was gonna catch up, but 24 pages behind! So, heck with that! Just gonna jump in. Bought some pumpkin spice cream liqueur last night, just put some in my coffee, YUM! Gonna make another cup and go decorate my Christmas tree. Hate that I missed the lampshade party, guess I'll have to mix up a batch of those DOTD's and reminisce! Love y'all!
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Enjoy your Cat nap Cam!
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Cat nap! (c: I got the below via email and it is kinda cool.
"Pretty cool....This is amazing, if you have not seen it before, just type in your address or any family address and look through the window at the snow falling on your home today."
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Oh, that link is AWESOME Adey! I put in the addy (hey, addy, adey..) of the house my dad sold in HI, and it was so funny to see it snowing on the coconut trees and green grass! Thanks!
Thats cute about the "cat nap" Cami...gives it a new meaning!!!
Yay NM, you finished the entire post!!! Yippppeeeeeeee! I cannot ever keep up with everyone, but you and Lori do such a good job of that, so I will leave it up to the experts...lol (gets me off the hook, right?). Yeah, we just were on one area of the Great Wall, and there is a big entrance, you have to pay, etc....almost like an amusement park attraction. I was telling my DD this ayem about how my feet were so popular in China. She said "Cuz they are big?"...LOL....No, had to tell her it wuz cuz they were bare! So funny when the entire bus full of Chinese were pointing to my feet...and when I held them up and danced around, pointing to my feet too...they laffed. I must have been the ONLY one in all of China, outside in the winter, with no shoes on! LOL. I had fun seeing their reactions, and really, everywhere else on me was freezing, but not my feet. It was quite cold and very windy some days. Oh, and yeah, we DID used to have long deliberations when deciding on adding a new tender or wench to the lounge. Those were fun times! SO, you weren't in when we made up the HTL? SO much discussion there too..guess just Lori and I left from those days. Junie had been a part of the thread from day one, but I started in 2008. I do remember it being Junie, me, HunkyD, Dee, and Lori here when we all thought of making it a FUN lounge....ennyone else here then? It used to be a place where we would post every few days, and just about what we were drinking, or a new likker or beer we tried. B-O-R-I-N-G, but was still a good escape from all the bc chit. But once we thought of the HTL and that took a lot of discussion too...then it was such fun adding all the amenities! AND we still are adding things, I could not even TRY to keep up with all we have here!!!
Dorkie, when did you come on board? I know you've been on a long time too!! Hope your eye gets better soon...I made this type bigger, for your benefit. Funny that it didn't affect my vision at all when I had it (twice). And I sure HOPE you don't get it back in a few wks!
Lori, neat that you found that dr pic...she IS very pretty. My vein dr is Dr. Marco Cioppi (I think thats the correct first name, that is)...see if you can find his pic, I sure couldn't. AND I hope his pic does him justice, as he is a hottie.
Oh Juliet, you sure know how to find the hunks!!! And nice looking girl, too!! Way to go!
Alli, yeah, no way to catchup, so am glad you are jumping right in! Missed you!!! What types of wine has your DH made recently?? Anything special for the holidays? We got a wine in VT, I think it might be cranberry or something, but they said its really good with turkey.
And every loungette here, even though I don't refer to all in every post, I still enjoy EVERYONE'S company and love ALL the posts!!!!
Ciao Niao!
Kat
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Yes Lori, thats Dr. Swor..who I just found out is no longer as of Jan in network for my insurance as well as my BS and thats my numero uno dr...im bummed..now I have to start from scratch...blah...
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Ok,guess it's up to me to get us to 1000 pages. Anything to help
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It was a...ahem hard job but I got us closer at least. Cheers all.
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Hi girls, Is there a partay tonight? Wishing you all a happy saturdey!
Chrissy, tank ye tank ye tank ye for being a joiner. I am sad to hear you is having issues with your muscles and the stoooopid FN LE. I pray that the LE hit de road Jack and dont come round no more no more no more no more. I have a hug for you ((CHRISSY)). I am happy that you are doing the aquatherapy (dat wat mese calls it). My dear Mom used to lead a group of woman with water exercise before she lost her mind
. I have missed you more than I realized, don't you go MIA for so long or you will be 14 spankings. And these will not come from the tenders, but from the wenches hehe. Really, I have missed the hell outta you sista! Please tail your family hello. I hope you get all better for the big event. Tell me again when the big wedding happens. And uh, can you ask if I ken be flower goil? Love you CB ♥Adey, that link for snow was really neat, thank you for sharing that. I put in some of my old addresses and they did not work but it did work for my home. Loved seeing virtual snow this time of year. And I love more than I do not have to shovel it! I hope things are getting better for you dear friend, I have a hug for you too.
NM, I missed you too. And damn, it is cold there. I hope the warm front we are having here gets to you. We will be going into the 60's early this week! Thanks for assuring me on my vision, I am still struggling to see and especially hate driving like this. Please give your cold Sadie a big warm huggle from mese!
Kathy, you so sweet for making larger font jest for me. You are always so considerate.
Allison, yippee, I have missed seeing your pretty face in here. Don't be a stranger or I will have the wenches spank you too. hehe. How is your sweet daughter? I've wanted to tail you that every time I hear that Taylor Swift song, I think of her. What does she want from Santa this year?
Camille, where are you hiding? Napping? On the floor under what piece of furniture? I has to always look harder for you than the other girls. I am hoping today has been a no D day for you.
Hello to the rest of you wonderful goils. I really do not have time to address all of you as I am expecting company again tonight, yep, my stbxdh is stopping by again. We had a pleasant evening last night and I think this will be the first time in a long time that I have seen him two days in a row. I am hopeful that tonite will be pleasant for us. He has been being very nice to mese doggies. I have not had him over while my DD is here due to the tense feeling I get when that happens. he does not love her as much as I do and that is putting it mildly.
I am so furcited as I get to see my DD dance tomorrow! She took dance lessons for many years starting very young and is jest a beautiful little dancer. I remember when we moved to the house we are in and she would dance around the kitchen. My kitchen is quite large and she used to slide and do her ballet. Hard to believe that she was only 10 years old when we moved here. I am so glad that she participates in dance at college, watching her dance at her recital is truly the highlight of my year!
I might stop by later briefly but can't hang out tonight, busy busy weekend for the Dorkster. But I am always thinking about all of you girls and I wish you all de best. And bdw, my apologies for my dwunken posts last night.
Cheers!
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Dorothy, you're seriously gonna apologize for a drunken post, ON A DRINKING THREAD???? Looks like you get the 14 spankin's! Lol. And Aubrey wants EVERYTHING for Christmas. Microphone, amplifier, mic stand, plus a green screen, and a laptop. WTF?
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Dotty, you bet your sweet bippy there is a big PARTAY tonight!! AND, all the dwinks are on me....Alabama just beat GA and it was a dang close game till the last second...now they play again in the nat'l championships!! YAY!! They have won the nat'l championships more than lost it, so this is furciting. Oops DH jest got home, as he was watching it with my dad. But chit, I gave him the list of mom's pills and asked him to refill her pill container, and he just told me SHE said she would do it. I can't believe he thought she could and he let her. Aaarrrgghhhhh I may have to send him back over there as she really will prolly mess them up. Now I really need a strong dwink. OH LOOK the tenders fixed tons of all our fav dwinks, and the wenches fixed some yummy food!
Oh Shannon, you have been bizzzy, girlfriend. YUPPERS that is a GUD way to fill up the pages. Very close up and personal!!!!
I am so glad you will see your DD dance tomorrow, Dotty! I used to love seeing my DD dance too, and sure miss that. It always made our Christmas to watch all her nutcracker rehearsals and go to all the performances. Such good memories. That music still puts me in the holiday mood. Are you going to video her performance? HOPE your eye is much better tomorrow too, the better to see her with!!
LOL Alli, about Aubrey wanting EVERYTHING!!!!
Suck 'em up!!! Down the Hatch!!!
Katwinka
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Ice hotel,Quebec. I think I'd be warmer if I slept in my freezer.
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Roll tide ~ PARTaY!
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WooHoo Crimson Tide all de way!!!!! (Thanks Dorkie!)
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wow, Shannon! I take that is real? I believe that I have visited Quebec but I was under ten years old. Definately tooo chilly for my liking. Whatcha dwinking goilfwend?
Kat, total coolness on yer team win. I am a fan. I have anudder friend who is an Alabama fan and I don't care about teams here so mese voted for yer team too! Hey, I got a Seagrams n diet for ye.
Fun fact for us bad goils that dwink soda with our likker: Dorky goil passes dey offical Coca Cola bottling place on her weighs to werk and den back again. And you know what she do? Yep, she lifts her diet coke at de building if it in her sippy cup in de car hehe. True story.
Where is Camille? I was to partay with Cammy. And mese hope that Kattty-kins and Shannakin will stay and dwink sum more with mese.
I lift mese glass to all goils of de lounge and mese propose a toast --
Here here, here is do de goils of de lounge. Witching you all whale and dat ye all comfy n happy and always stay DwunK...
Cheers!
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Hey, let's take it to page one fowlsand todey. It is 9:ferty-seben pee em in de easstern time ya see but wese ken go to enny time zone we want. come on eassties, come oN wesTies, lets do dis!
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Where is BBBernieBabe? okey, I step in fir her cuz mese miss de laughs. BBBernieB, mese got yer back. Hope all is whale!!! Mwah!
A joke I wrote: hehe, not really lol
A father in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says,"I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough. "Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. " We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her."Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this," She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then,don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says,"they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way."
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*HIC*, yummmm down de hatch.....youse so sweet dorkaPoo...tanks for mese Seagrams/Diet....I thot I wuz done dwinkin tonite, but heck mese can't turn down annudder dwinkie, can mese?? NOPE! And here is a GJ for you...only de best for de Dorkie!!! Partay, Partay, Partay...Party Hearty, Party Marty, Party Smarty, Party Tardy, Party Warty (ummmm....nope, erase that one!), Party ON!!!!!
Lets git dat BIG 1k page....c'mon gals, Easties, Westies, SouthPaw, N'ortherners....Aussie's, Eire's, Canucks, etc., etc., etc..... we kin do it!!!
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LOL, good fill-in for Bernie, Dorkie!! That was a gud one!! ChEARS!
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oHHHH KathY, wow, tank ewe for de gentlemen yak, oops i meaNS JACK. hehe. mese dwunk.
I gots anuddder good yoke for ye all on behalf of de missing Bernie BeautifOOlest Babe mesecan'ttink of deRest of her name8(*)*w)w hicCOP.
here it go, I wrote dis and hope yese likey like and enjoy oh johnBoy heheharharhar.ca-link. cheers!
While she was 'flying' down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a
bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.
The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic
patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, 'What's your hurry?'
To which she replied, 'I'm late for work.'
'Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'what do you do?'
'I'm a rectum stretcher,' she responded.
The cop stammered, 'A what?............
'A rectum stretcher!'
'And just what does a rectum stretcher do?'
'Well,' she said, 'I start by inserting one finger in the rectum, then
work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand
in I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly
but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet'
'And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?' he asked
'You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge.
Traffic Ticket $398.00
Court Costs $45.00
Look on the Cop's Face....... PRICELESS
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Dork I'm sitting here peeing myself with laughter!!!! Those sure are some good jokes!!!!
Of dang! I was looking forward to da spanking but I want da tenders!!!! Waaaaaaa!
The wedding is not until September next year but the rate this year has gone? Well, it might as well be tomorrow........ugh!!!! DH took me out for dinner to the restaurant that will be doing the reception last night and the owner told us that she has had the building approvals for the extension they are putting in and it will all be done for the wedding. It's all so exciting!!!
Kathy yayyyyy!!! For your team winning!!!!! We really need to celebrate!! Set em up girl I'm here for the duration!!!!! Yahoooooo!!!!!0 -
ya, we got ChrissY in de lounge dis night, woooo hooo-sters! glad ya liked mese funnies. I tink I has more, jest can't bremember dis momento hehe. I take that GJ dwinky Kat, tank ye tank ye tank ye, cheeRs!
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Dork-I'm here with blackberry merlot,very good. Nothing but artificial chit in it but good. My te's would have a field day in that hotel,they spasm in cali cold as it is. Alli-I need your bat. Some muther focker copied my atm card from whatever transaction I made and ate at Olive Garden in Florida-for 77.00! If you're going to steal from me then at least have the sense to spend it on clothes,jewelry,not food you can make at home. Hell I'd even respect you more if you bought likker for that price! Chit,I hope that damn food gave them Cami's problem.
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Hope you aren't stuck paying for their dinner Shan! Did you notify the CC company? While we were in China someone got our CC # and charged 1k in New Jersey! I was glad the CC co was on the ball, EXCEPT that it made our card useless for us, for the rest of our trip. And NOW we have to get a new card, so have to change all the auto-payments. Will you need to get a new card? Not fair that crooks are SO crooked, and then cause us so many problems to get it all straightened out.
Chrissy, YAY....so dats whut we need to keep you here at night? Jest some super funny yokes??? Love it when you are here! You are so upbeat, and have to go to so many tx every week, but never complan....you are such an inspiration to me! How are your grandsons? And is your spring weather really nice right now? I gotta tell ya, when I saw the rates to fly to Adelaide, I was gob-smacked!! LOL.
Lots of prayers tonight for Mema's dear Daughter, who is just having such a hard time after her surgery. Sending you love and hugs too, and special hugs for your DD... (((((Jen))))).
Hope everyone else is doing okay tonight...
Kat
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Kat-My bank is pretty good about that stuff. Within a week I'm sure I'll get the money. Sometimes they'll give it back,investigate then decide if you get to keep it. They're the ones who flagged it and stopped further transactions. Of course they didn't stop that one,just the legit ones that came after. They're overnighting me a new card,oh the fun I'll have changing all the auto-pays. When DH and I went to europe they held our card without telling us because we were supposed to tell them we were going. We didn't know that,once it got straightened out they released the hold. But we were stuck for a day or two until they released the money. SUE-Hope Jen feels better soon. Hi Chrissy,haven't seen you for a bit.
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Kathy alas, the lovely spring weather has turned to a hot summer.......grrrrrr!........why can't the heat be taken out if summer?! Last week we had temps over 100 where I live so other than having to leave the house for treatments I stayed inside with the aircon going full blast!! I'm afraid heat and me don't mix anymore........lol. I guess I should more time in the HTL pool.....now that's one way to keep cool with the bonus if being able to drink.....woohoooo!!
Oh yeah, down under sure is waaaaay down under when it comes to air fares!!....wow!....they sure know how to charge like malley bulls!!........hahaha!
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Chrissy-I love the heat,hate the clouds and cold. I'd trade you in a second.
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