how about drinking?

Hi girls, Just popping in to say hello and wish you all well on dis saturdey. I've got to work but will pop in tonight! woo hoo, saturdey, love love love de weekend now that I am a worker bee again.

cheerS!

Yeah..I thought the key thing was funny too Kathy..but he didnt have the lock yet when he came here..he went to the hardware store and purchased it and came back so if he had another key made then he would have been able to lock the door behind him when he left... 

Cami...Ill make sure I vent all my supernatural experiences here...lord knows I need to tell someone about it when it happens. 

Dork u sound pretty just OK. How could so many of u work from home--it amazes me whatever u do--u can do it from home. Wow. It's like dreaming u can work without taking a shower or gettin dressed or doing anything for appearance sake---and wish it over.  It just aounds so magical to me. I know my oldest DD occasionally will work from home when she can't go in but for the most part she has to go in which she still enjoys ick she's not like me that's for sure---she has work ethics. Years ago I got her a job at the restaurant I worked at as a hostess and even then she was so ethicky--she'd be ready to tell on us (my cousin and me) when we were goofin' off--she thought if u'r working u do u'r job and do it the brst u can. I wanted her fired, but she never was. Never worked with her again. Over the years I've worked with my 2 cousins and my sister at the same time and we never had a problem, well we'd laugh alot but that's it.

Anyway the kids and Joey are watching the move 3 stooges and I can hear alot of laughing???? I came in here for a drink to get away and see some tenders----my vitamin C is very low so a screwdriver is my choice of drink tonite---see I'm thinking healthy. ahem--I see drinks set up someone must have called ahead, but it's pretty quiet in here----another one please---see I polite all de time.-Thanky u hmm no ice it's good. Well I'll play around (bwhahaha) for a while and see who drops by, I'l stay with the tendahs--they all lookin good.

yippy, Lynda and Cami still partayong? I get a new dwink then come back tyo see if anyone here. foygive mese typing, I am using camile's computer, it gots a messed up keyboard. dis ting craaaazy!

hi Camilem, mese almost did not see you dere on de floor, darn I should know better to loo ck dere furst. tank you for caring, you a doll. De good news I foygot to share is dat mese hole is strinking. i mean shrinking. I did not realizie it is closing cuz i wuz expecting it to close from top to de borrom but it closing from de outside of de oval which sideways to de inside. de dr measured hole wiht a stick which wuz made using mr big. it was jiik i mean cool cyz t was a replica of de big ting, eyep, mese hole berry small in compairison. so i hope u get it that it will close. cold be two week or two months, de sooner more likely. wooop wooop no oh, de ting fartedagent. I glad u has yer kittykatm, sge jbiw u mean she know it is de ting to do to help u. my doggies has been leacy to me too in de bed. dey so cutliest and i get it cuz mese loves mese dogs like ewe lub yer kitty kat foah shoah. is dat my dwink over ear, dear dere, I lost it. sorry i cant find de back space butt on cuz it lost. teheheh., i go be d soonliest and not wkae up cuz mese dwunked all de likker in de loung hiccup fart burp titfarted, ooops. i taught ii was gonna fart my titty in de store. well not tity but hole of de titty i say. ok, u go bed yet? u sleep good and kick dat sick de eF OUT de DORR. and dont let de moler bou or is ho sister in, ya hear me, si dat is a s demand. ok, me gitting better with cam's puter madchiney like not wahiney but machine like de washer y hioppccup oh no. hi Pants, baby wher ya bean mese lifie all? off we goo.....weeeeeeeeeee 9dat a beabgku i mean beanglish tirm weeeeeeeeeeeeee, dis fun. chererzus u nea cge u nea i mean cgee c gkee, kk dat wirk. luv ye soil goils. XXXXXXX lub in mese fart. hole has love, dat not bad, cam, you hear me loud n queirly? i go noiw.  

pppies fart a lot too , i ike being a uppy, sofakiing funliest. ok, camiledejoker, u sleep well and rest up for tomorroee party of de week, it i a big one like messter big. i foyget dat new guys name, wher he been, cammy?? cam???? uh huh, i know yer sercet. u like elizabeth huh? he he i mean woooof woooof, wese dt is me n mese other puppies go sleep in de hammocks. gentile musicpleese pleae. g'nigh, sweet d reams or uou to sleep to sleep oz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of 
boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost 
instantly removed. 

2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting 
someone else to hold them while you chop away. 

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply 
using the sink. 

4. High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a while, 
thus reducing the pressure in your veins. 

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from 
rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the snooze button. 

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be 
afraid to cough. 

7. Have a bad toothache? Hit your thumb with a hammer, then you will forget about the toothache. 

8. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. 

9. AND..... Sometimes we just need to remember what The Rules of Life really are: You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the duct tape. 

10. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance! 

11. And finally... Be really good to your family and friends. You never know 
when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan.

Good Morning Bernie!!   How's the roast coming?  I have to make sure I am visiting you on a Sunday...I'll help with your roast..then we can eat out.  Thanks for the morning laugh...all very valid remedies. 

Heya Cami..looks like it was the DorKie and Cami show last night. It is a marvelous thing to be able to work from home..yes, I do shower tho every morning to wake up and eat breakfast and drink my coffee..tho I do wear what I call "middle clothes"..which are clothes that arent PJ's but they just arent acceptable for going out in public unless its a quick trip to 7-11 or something like that.  I like your story about working with your DD ...I worked with my brother for a couple of years.  We both waited tables at Denny's...we were the brother and sister team....really quite famous with our customers...I think it was the banter that they liked..we had a lot of fun working together.

Off to start the day....Lara..that pepper is scary..

NM, you poor dear, having to deal with all of those other issues that you endure when getting sick. I sure hope today is a better day for you, and since you aren’t getting worse, praying that you are getting better. Never been on steroids, but can remember stories from friends who got them while doing chemo. Glad I didn’t get them. How do you know you are popping holes in your lungs. Yikes, doesn’t sound good, but you say it’s not dangerous. Please DO make that appointment. Kudos to you and being the major biotch when not treated right!!!! Go get em girl! We gotcher back.

My sweet Cami camileon, please don’t worry about doing a double screen and your posts, they are just fine! Remind us again when you go in for your heiny scope and the throat, so we can be there with you. As for the heart test, the test may not be a big deal, but the results ARE!

Love the scary pepper Lara, did you see my alien tomato?

Kathy, sorry to hear about your dad’s tooth, and glad they don’t have to come in contact with you and your DH. Again, I wish you well. Get better already will ya, damn it!!  As for our former bods, Ima no tink it will happen.

Lynda, so glad you were able to offer our Dorkster some info on the surgery. But I think ANY surgery can produce bad results, it’s all in the surgeon. How has your pain been, did the patch help? I hear you on the 5 minimum sleep, and it only being a wishful one. I can say that I have reached that, finally! But after that first 5, I can be up as often as every half hour. But still greatful, as before I was up sooooo much. I used to keep a plastic container and some pennies next to my bed, and everytime I woke up I would reach over and put a penny in the cup. That way I would know how many times I was awake during the night with a hot flash.  Sometimes 15-20 times. I imagine yours is prolly with pain tho. So I gives you a hug (((((Linda)))))

Oh those are good ones BBBB!

Oh Cyn, dat wuz goot too! You gonna hep B wif her roast and den go out to eat….LOL.

DOTD is for our Cami da Chameleon, it’s a Chameleon Cocktail

....and it has OJ in it for Vitamin C

• 0.75 oz. Curacao
• 0.75 oz. Rum
• 2 oz. Orange Juics
• 2 oz. Lemon Lime Soda

Pour Blue Curacao, White Rum & Orange Juics Over Ice into a Shaker.

Shake Ingredients, Pout into Cocktail Glass and Top Off 2 oz 7-up.

The Drink Changes to A Nice Green Colour

Dis describes our Cami...........COMEDY, MAGIC, VARIETY!

OMG Goldie u did find a picture of me--that 2nd pictre that's me.!!! U always sound so perky--I't nice to read u'r posts and tha drink sounds good. I have a cup of coffee right this minute and I really put some Kaluha in it--Yippee-I'm doin it Goldie, my resolution to drink.

dork I'm so so happy u'r hole is better u have no idea, I was so upset with it.

And Lynda I always like to see u post and tell us what's going on. I know this is miserable for u, I hope all this crap ends for u soon.

Kat I hope u and u'r DH are better, u said u were feeling it again. It's funny cuz one day I felt pretty good and thought it ended and the next day I had a fever WTF is that all about. So I hope u guys feel good today.

Who's getting the next surgery--I can't think cuz I had to add a special prayer so let me know.

Juliet I really love that. It's so tru.

Doing pretty good on this Sunday. Got 2 rooms vacummed, had to stop and take a rest. This seems to be the new normal" for me. It may take all day to empty the dishwasher, but it gets done eventually.



Another paracentis tomorrow and hooray! My belly is so distended can barely reach around to wipe! Too much information? sorry 'bout dat.



Enjoy your day off everyone and those that have to work, that totally sucks. so when it's your day off, enjoy it then! blah blah blah. . .



lots of love heading your way(s) ?!?!



Lynda

HIya goils, happy sundey fundey!

Lori, love that drink, yum yum yum. And great pics you found of Cami. And now mese knows how to spell her nick name. I tink that prolly what she looked like jest a few years ago. or what feels like jest a few years ago hehe.

BBBB, loved your remedies too, funnny! I hope you are doing ok. So furciting that you are having goils of de lounge visit you, I wanna come too.

Orla, we will all be there with you. Is your PS cute? I can't wait to meet him/her.  IS that your horse in dat pic? tehehe.

Cam, how ya doing today? I am glad you feel better cuz when you happy, mese happy. You look so purdy, don't matter what you tink you look like, mese loves you jest the same. and if you get a pic to Lori, she can make u bootiful and give you  a smoking hot bod. I think most of us need help in that arena, ya know? But it true, beauty is skin deep and you de most bootiful goil to mese.

NM, also hoping you are doing alright and that your asthma is under control. I miss when you do not post here is a hug jest because I love ya! (((NM)))

Chrissy, hope you are hanging all right, I am so sad for you to have lost your mum. I have a hug for you too.

Linda, praying hard for you girl, pop in when you can. I have a big dorKy hug for you ((((LINDA)))). So you spell your name with an I in real life, not a Y? I had a beautiful cousin named Linda, I always liked that name. Sadly, my cousin passed a year or two ago from a fart attack, she was younger than me. So very sad. Her poor mom, my Aunt, has had such a hard life as my uncle passed early in life from complicaitons of diabetes. He had his legs amputed as well. It is so sad to hear of people dying so young. My hairdresser had to cancel my appt yesterday as her BIL was dying, only in his early 60's and not even official diagnosed. Anway, I hope the pain patch is helping and that the fluid stops filling your body, I hate it.

I had another cousin die many years ago after giving birth to twins, that was so hard. She was only in her early 30's. Life can be so unfair. Cute story though, her hubby ending up marrying the nanny they had hired and are living happily ever after, well as much as can be. That was a hard one to swallow when it happened. Life can be so cruel and to the good people, never the bad people. I aks God often why, sort of like NM does, I will hopefully be having a talk with Him when I get there in uh, 49 years? hmmm. onto happier tings, eh Dorky? yes says dork, yes yes yes.

I have had a decent day, slept til noon, had 11 hours. omg, I overslept 2 out of 3 days this week. I am going to buy a new alarm clock when I go out this evening to get a computer. Funny ting, I told de sales rep I was looking for an alarm clock and an iphone charger, was looking for them separately, had no idea that they actually have an alarm clock WITH a built in charger. I still need the extra charger for work but that is a great idea. Of course since I left the house without my wallet, I could not buy anything. I am so lucky that the manager was willing to take my laptop for repair and back up without the deposit. I would have been screwed as it was time for the store to close and the LAST day of my three year warranty. Remind me to take mese wallet. I am heading out after my load of wash is done. TMI? heheh.

who did I miss? I am getting better with this tiny key board. I had fun on Cami's computer yesterday, Cami did not see me, she was biddy on de floor with de tenders. yes, I said tenders, plural. She a ho hehehee. ho ho ho!

Cheers!

OK...mese back.  Here sumpin maddening mese jes hab to share.  Ya'll kno mese hab bad feet...not jes big boats for feet but plantarfacisumpinsumpin AND neuropathy in the top, toes, and balls of my feet.  Well...in da summer I wear da good support (tank u Katwinka) FitFlops.  Winter, its slippers, fuzzy socks etc.  Dis morn my boats were killin me....so I dig in my sock drawer for my Pedi-Sox (Alli prolly knos dem)...anyway, no toes in dese sox.  Been on all day wif me FitFlops n well, I jes sit back down after fetchin mese dwink and feel mese toes...dey Ice Cold...but I'm habing a hot flash...why don't da damn hotflash warm mese toes tooo...dats wha I wanna kno??