how about drinking?

LOL....u funny Lynda...but tanks for clearing dat up!

Julie - boootiful!  I seen it somewhere before...I thot on this thread...musta been elsewhere...anyway...it DOES SAY IT ALL!!   Love u girl!!

Cami - look how boootiful u are in dem pics.  U Rock girl!  And love da DOTD in your honor...Lori da bestest aint she.

Lara - I hab ur surg date on mese calendar...it will b here afore ya kno it...n wese all gonna b a widdleselves n b der wif ya too!

NM - Hate dat u not feeling goot...but I wanna kno bout this lung popping too!  (((NM)))

NM - jes gotta post this b4 my battery goes dead (I sitting wif me laptop, me pooches next to me in my recliner).  I did not KNOW that there is no such thing as stomach flu.  Very interesting.  Thank you for the A and B symptom checker.  I will have to print soon and refer to.  you been cwackin mese up too.  Can't member when u last did dat...must b da steroids?  j/k  You one spashall lady and I for one LOVE YOU TO DEF! 

Lori - dem pictures berry boootimus.  U soooo clever!!

OK my lublies...gotta git din on table.  Will try n git back latah!

A keen country lad applied for a salesman's job at a city department store. In fact it was the biggest store in Canada - you could get anything there.
The boss asked him, "Have you ever been a salesman before?" "Yes, I was a salesman in the country" said the lad. The boss liked the look of him and said, "You can start tomorrow and I'll come and see you when we close up."
The day was long and arduous for the young man, but finally 5 o'clock came.
The boss duly appeared and asked, "How many sales did you make today?"
"One", said the young salesman. "Only one!" blurted the boss. Most of my staff make 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale worth?"
"Three hundred thousand, three hundred and thirty-four dollars" said the young man. The boss was completely surprised. "How did you manage that?" asked the flabber-gasted boss.
"Well", said the salesman, "this man came in and I sold him a small fish hook, then a medium hook and finally a really large hook. Then I sold him a small fishing line, a medium one and then a huge big one. I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast. I said he would probably need a boat, so I took him down to the boat department and sold him that twenty-foot schooner with the twin engines. Then he said his Volkswagen probably wouldn't be able to pull it, so I took him to the car department and sold him the new Deluxe Cruiser".
The boss took two steps back and asked in astonishment, "You sold all that to a guy who came in for a fish hook?"
"No". answered the salesman. "He came in to buy a box of tampons for his wife and I said to him, "Your weekend is *ucked, you may as well go fishing."

good morning,  hope everybody is feeling better today? nm-hows the asthma today,  i agree with you on the the steroids, last time i took  a dose pack, my hot flashes were  super fueled.   lynda,whats time are you being drained? can they leave a permanent drain in so you don't have to get so uncomfitable.    sue, nice to see you,hope your feet are warmed upby now  dorty good news that the wound is healing from the inside out,even if are still farting.  lara where do you get those pictures,because that pepper was scary and cyn not sure why i thought you and donese were going on a cruise. glad you had a good time though.   anymore  odd activity?   and good morning miss innocense.  kathy ,hope you feeling better today.    first week i've felt normal well normal for me!  last surgery seemed to have kicked my butt.take care everybody ,thanks for all your love and support and even more importent  the laughs((((bernie))).    and chrissy you and your family are in my prayers .    

Atta goil Cami, dwink dat Kluha!!!! Love your new resolution, now stick to it! So you can stay healthy while you sick…..LOL.

Julie, I think I have seen that before, it sure sounds familiar, but oh so true about “untouched friends”. And SOOOOO VERY SPAYSHUL when we DO get to touch one another. When I met Kathy, I think I practically mauled her, just wanted to be touching her and holding her hand. I guess you talking to me when you say good morning miss innocent…hehe. Oh a permanent drain for Lynda, wouldn’t that be nice? Be better if she didn’t fill up tho. Glad you are feeling better too.

Katrinkawhososicka, I wish I could take dat vacuum and suck all that sickiness outta you goil. Oops just saw I should swear some more. OK……..you damn germs you better get your sick a$$es outta my breasties, or I WILL get dis mother focker vacuum after ur a$$, now get de hail outta here!!!

Lara, of course we will pray for you girl, for the surgery and that the TE’s stay in. Don’t want you ending up having all these problems like our sweet DorK. Do you have anyone to come and stay with you and help you out???

Lynda, glad to see you coming by, but dang girl, just hate what you have to endure. Is the paracentis when they drain your tummy? Does that hurt when they do it? Gosh, my heart aches for you lady. (((((Lynda))))) My legal name is actually spelled with 2 r’s, Lorri, but I always spelled Lori. Typo on my birth certificate, so anything legal, I have to remember 2 r’s.

Hehe Dorky, I like to see you tail dat Ms Cami Chameleon dat she BOOTIFUL, dat what we always tailed my DD, hence her nickname “Bootie”. And sawry foy all de losses in yeese family, but did chuckle just a little at the fart attack, it sounded so phunny.

LMAO PwoudMary, you poor girl, not having warm toes wif the hot flashes. And I hear ya about the dry itchy skin and then being so different in humid areas. It’s like for me when I go to MI. Dry skin goes away, don’t even need lotion.

You need to trade these  for these

Good morning laff B, as always!!! Tankaewe.

Well, battery almost dead and it’s almost 8. Meese needs to get meese EWWA moving, I’m s’pose to be working by now and have the phone to answer. But needs to gits in de shower. You on youse own for a DOTD……….ChEaRS

Morning ladies! Thank you Julie, what a way to start the day! And glad you are finally feeling better!

Yep, DON'T FREAK OUT (stole from Sue) but Allioopsie in da house! Woo Hoo! (tank ewe for de name Katrinka!)

Have the day off today, but do have a few Dr appts this afternoon. PS office to see how my nip tattoos healed at 2. I'm not happy, as the purple ink circle used as a template n my skin was tattooed INTO my skin on the right foob. Can't wait to see how this goes. Then my check up at ONC office, been 6 months. Of course, they book you in the afternoon, and they always weigh you first. Bitches. Anyway, enough about mese, been catching up the past few days, Yep, that's right, I been stalkin the lounge. Let's see what I remember, K?

Chrissy, so sorry to hear about your Mom. (((Chrissy)))

NM, I sure hope you didn't end up in the ER with your asthma. Those little belps (sp?) sound crazy. Hope you are feeling much better today.

Bernie, you crack me up. Love the tip about the mouse trap on top of the alarm clock. LOL. Dorothy, maybe that's the kind of alarm clock you need?? You wouldn't oversleep anymore, Fo Sho! lol.

Lori, the penny in a cup, what a clever idea! I know my cup would have had about 30 in it this am, lol. And love the pics you did. The fake ones and the REAL one of you, ya lil hot tamale! Woo Hoo! Oh, and so glad you finally found a pic of our sweet Cammy! Cammy, you are beautimous dahling!!

OLara, u gettin some new foobies real soon!! Yippee!!!

RakuLynda, I loove your name. My mom's name was Lynda, she would have been 66 years old today. So happy birthday to my mamaLynda who is in heaven today. And she also spelled it Lynda, the RIGHT way, lol. I hope the pain patch is helping you, and and the paracentis goes well today. Like Julie, I wonder why they can't leave the drain in? That just has to be so dern painful. Hope you are done with your procedure by now and feeling much much better. (((LYNDA)))  Also, glad you were able to ease our Dorkaroonie's mind about the Tram flap.

I'm sure I'm missing somebody, but know I love you all berry berry much, from way down deep in the bottom of mese fart, K?? I ditto what Julie posted. Oh, and dear God please make all of our sickly bweast fwiends healthy again GODSPEED! Amen

MUAH!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG..someone pick me up off the floor....Mema and Ms. Vino in da house at da same time???  Chit!! 

Lori you cwack my A$$ up with your foul language ms. innocent.

Lynda is a great way to spell your name like Cyndie for me..sometimes people spell it Cindy..but I just say to mese self...mese self...its not worth the trouble to correct it..jest leave it be...Lynda or Linda your still Great!

Lara..good luck with your foobs..ya know we will be there wit ya partyin in youse pocket.

NM....how are youse feeling todey??? 

Sue, I have to shower and eat to wake the hail up in da ayem...like all of you...good , decent, fufilling good nights of sleep or of the past...Im good for 4 or 5 sweaty wake ups per night or more...when I wake up I think ..oh hail no.....but once I drag my sweaty , sleepy ass in the shower I say..ok..this may be ok..I may just stay awake. 

Julie, a cruise isnt totally out of the question..maybe sometime..not like they are hard to find from here..and they can be very inexpensive

K..Im ready to get this day started..much to do...will fill youse in latah

Orange that is so funny. LOL

Do we have someone new Cindi??? Welcome/this is a little different than some posts--I lurked around for a while then I pooped in and I love it-To me it's let's make the best of what we have ro deal with--there are a few nurses on board so that's a bi help and we just talk about whatever we want and maybe solve a problem--no one is judemental. This is a great group of women that u can't help but love.

Julie I'm glad u'r feeling better, about time.

Kat how are u doing, my nose is still full (aain) WTF this has attached itself to me.

Lynda I never thought of a drain--but like after surgery maybe this could make it easier for u--can u ask about it?

I never realized all that u go thru for doobs---I thought it was an easy kind of surgery and u guys have had so much trouble. I remember my surgeon saying in u want I can take the fat from u'r stomah and build u'r boobs in one operation. Well I declined--he made it sound simple, but it's not. Dork u have like a classic case of foobflaw (my word) I just pray for all of u.

Yes Goldie I'm drinkin' my troubles away and lovin' it. And I love that tender tats and all--looking good.

My gs came to sleep with me again--bad dream---Oh he did say it's like a series every night it pick up where it leaves off and continues the story--Hmm maybe we should write this down We can call him Joey King and make money off this lazy kid. Between him and my Katie-Kat I was being smothered--I was up most of the night then --RATS

I have to take a shower today--wh it's so much effort for me I don't know-I still get dizzy and usually then cuz I'm turning around so I'm very slow--I used to get in and get out now I get in and sooner or later get out. LOL

Well I'd better get moving hahaha--Joey's in school and I loved him at home he did everything for me--he spoils me so. I know I talk about him alot but he's the center of my day now. so sorry.

YAY Cami! Now, can you stay close to me so that nice scent will mask the fact that I haven't had a shower yet? LOL. It takes SO much energy, which I have none of right now.

I have read all the posts, but still feel puny so hope you won't mind that I am not going to respond to all. DO realize I love you all, ok??

OH, and Alli, I know this is a sad day for you, but I really believe your mother is right there with you, with her arms around you. I am wishing a Happy Birthday to Alli's Mom Lynda, who isn't with us here on earth anymore, but is ALWAYS with her loved ones in spirit. (((Alli)))

Big Hugs Girls on this MonKey ALABAMA WIN (I hope) day, OH and Single Ladies Day too!

Kath

Game starts in less than 2 hours...

Nope, still going strong, Cami! Right now its 21-0, BAMA ahead!!! WooHoo!!!!!! Roll Tide! I bet your neighbor is screaming, Cyndie!

mese on de phone with mese I.T. peeps from de office.  got me a weally weally stupid one....mese on hold, I tink he calling India for hailp!

enny tenders in de house? I need hailp mese damnest salf burp, oops. ohh goils, please rewind me to tail ye all about mese craaaaazy non-tity-fartsies todey, oh em geeeee, omg omg OMG OMG, de hole is outta contwol, chit. hey, I tink dat rymez!

I so berry happy. ye ask wh? cuz mese betted mese hose on de big game dis night, I tink mese gonna has two houseses! woop wooop toot toot ~~ oopsie miz daisey, 'scuuuze me for dat noise. what? it stanked? nuh uh, mese nonTfarts not stanky. who stirrng up shit tonite? i tink i mese Cami with a big old wooden spoon uh huh, dat true. bad Cami bad. you a bad goil and mese gonna stir schit for o 'you. and why? because mese luves ye. kk, mese sober up and make a real post. jest gotta get dis crayola crappola at de j o b ~cant eben sez dat nasty ugly werd gotta fly

oops sawrie

 I tink dis is like me now and my my katie-kat