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  • wahine
    wahine Posts: 7,590
    edited December 2012

    Today is my youngest DD's birthday! They got about 5" of snow in TX, so she is having a white birthday, but all of her family are sick, and have fevers. I am thankful they were able to celebrate christmas early with us, and that they got home safely. Also glad only my gdau was real sick on their long drive home. So I am sending her big Happy Birthday wishes today...

  • juliet62
    juliet62 Posts: 3,246
    edited December 2012

    nice one cammi!   to everybody feeling sick today,lots of hugs and very long distance kissesLaughing,  happy boxing day everybody.  

  • wahine
    wahine Posts: 7,590
    edited December 2012

    Thanks for the reminder Julie....YES...Happy Boxing Day!! I think its celebrated in England, Scotland, Ireland, Australia, New Zealand, Africa, and Canada. Maybe other countries too???

    . Apparently a big race too in Sydney...the Sydney to Hobart yacht race (takes a few days)... http://www.australia.com/explore/events/syd-hobart-yacht-race.aspx .I know my relatives went to see the start of it. Do you follow it, Chrissy??

    In Sydney, watching the start of the Sydney to Hobart is a Boxing Day tradition. Each year on 26 December, people line the Sydney Harbour foreshore to farewell the competitors as they head out of Sydney Harbour and across the Tasman Sea to the Derwent River. Secure yourself a spot on the headlands from Rushcutters Bay to Watsons Bay and South Head. On the northern shore, vantage points include Cremorne
    Point, Bradleys Head and Clifton Gardens or past Manly to North Head.

  • nativemainer
    nativemainer Posts: 8,101
    edited December 2012

    Good morning, Loungettes!  Happy day after Christmas!  Hope everyone had a good day with family and friends.  I know I did!

    Beanie--Love the Outta This World greetings! Drop by ol' Earth and visit the HTL  VERY SOON!

    DorKable--It is kinda fun serving the Tenders and Wenches as well as each other, we may need to do this more often!  Turkey dinner is yummy fun, isn't it? 

    ORLA--I'll take the present anyway! 

    Wahine--Santa has lots to recover from!

    Mrs. Vino--blessed drunken Christmas to you too!

    Chrissy--I hear you about eating too much, I did too!

    Cammy--Congratulations on passing the chug a shot milestone!  Doing something for no reason is a good enough reason!

    Wahine--Happy B-day to your DD, and hoping the family gets well fastliest! 

    Juliet--happy Boxing Day to you, too!

    Wahine--must be cool to see all those boats sailing out of the harbor, wish I could see it.  Maybe someday! 

    Princess Glitter Sizzles DOTD is the Boxing Day Drink

    4 oz ice cold  coffee

    1 oz ice cold Jagermeister

    Shoot the Jagermeister, chase with the iced coffee.

  • chrissyb
    chrissyb Posts: 11,437
    edited December 2012

    Kathy I don't usually think of the Sydney to Hobart as I'm usually too busy still because the kids are all here........there's waaaaay too much chat to even turn the tele on to hear whats happening.....lol.  

  • goldie0827
    goldie0827 Posts: 6,826
    edited December 2012

    Well POOP, I made a post yesterday, but it's not here! Don't remember what I said now. Oh well. Heading out for a business lunch later this morning, then on our way to Laughlin. Hoping everyone had the Merriest of Christmases.

    ChEARS!

  • camillegal
    camillegal Posts: 15,710
    edited December 2012

    Good Morning Loungettes---I hope u

    all had a wonderful Christmas like I did.

    Kat sorry u'r DD and her family is sick now, but I hope u'r DD has a nice Birthday.

    It's cold and windy here and I woke up with a doozy of a cold. I'm on an antibiotic but I guess it can't protect me.-But I'm glad I didn't have it yesterday.

    Lori I love u'r posts sorry it got lost.

    I hope there is some rest around here today--cuz I know I feel a nap coming on very soon. 

  • Orange73
    Orange73 Posts: 2,154
    edited December 2012

    Hope everyone had a great holiday

    mine not so good

    oh well

    Hugs everyone

    stay drunk pilled up and fucked up lol

  • dara_diverse
    dara_diverse Posts: 5,005
    edited December 2012

    Hi girls,

    Popping in for a boxing day drink, tank you NM!

    Kathy, happy birthday to your Kelley, I sure hope you all feel better.

    Cam, I am sooo proud of ya but nebber dwink to impress us, we love you jest the same either way. Glad you had a nice time. Here is another dwink for ya!

    Chrissy, enjoy those kiddies and try to find time to drink your wodka.

    Lori, sorry about your post, I am sure it was awesome, jest like you.

    Orla, sorry your Christmas was not so great. Talk to us, we are here to listen. hey have you heard from Unde'Cove' lately? She been MIA again. Loved de Michael Bublet farting in de bag, yo know how to tickle me girl, tank you!

    Allison, glad to see you pop in.

    Hello to the rest of you girls. I wanted to run out for a likker run but it is now sleeting outside and cold. I think I am going to lay on the sofa for awhile. I'd rather nap in my bed but fear I would sleep all afternoon and night! Will try to check back later.  To those who did not pop in, I am also hoping you are all pain free, disease free and happy. Love you all!

    CheerS!

  • Mrs_Vino
    Mrs_Vino Posts: 779
    edited December 2012

    Dorothy, I sure hope you heal up soon. You too Cammie! I also got put on an antibiotic today, upper respiratory infection. Yuck. But got some wicked good cough syrup ;-)

    Wahine, Happy Birthday to your sweet DD, and hope they all get well soon!

  • wahine
    wahine Posts: 7,590
    edited December 2012

    Thank you all for the birthday wishes for my DD and get well wishes for her family. OMG what is going around here in the HTL? Ya think one of the Tenders brought in those germs? Too many loungettes on antib's....hope you will all get well soonliest. Don't forget to eat yogurt or take probiotics while taking the antib's. I just feel like something is coming on, so on Sue's advice, I got the zicam today.

    Dorkie, NO....can't sleet there! Those storms all over make it a bit scary to travel Friday. Will have to keep an eye on the weather. They have cancelled SO many flights and delayed others, but lo and behold they upgraded us from Atl to Newark. Go figure. THat was earlier than they usually do it, also. Maybe they KNOW they will end up cancelling our flights??? Hope not, thuogh.

    Sorry you had a bad Christmas Lara. What happened? Our Christmas eve wasn't good since we never got to eat due to the non-service at Ruth's Chris...but our celebration a couple of days earlier was really nice.

    Hope everyone is safe, with all these bad storms across the country. Also hope everyone has power and keeps it! And please get well, girls!!!!!

    BIg Hugs,

    Kath

  • Mrs_Vino
    Mrs_Vino Posts: 779
    edited December 2012

    Got my probiotic Katrinka, I take it everyday 😘. Gotta work 9-6 tomorrow, hope I make it!

  • wahine
    wahine Posts: 7,590
    edited December 2012

    Thats a long day, Alli. I wish you could just stay home and rest, but I know your clients would NOT like that! We need to start packing, but I was busy all day putting the ornaments away and doing little things. And I just feel so worn out. Can only imagine how you and Cami feel, with this sickness! Hope you all get a good nights sleep and feel better in the ayem!

    Kat

  • MemaSue56
    MemaSue56 Posts: 2,061
    edited December 2012

    Wow….can’t believe it’s been 2 days.  Hope everyone had a wonderful xmas.  Thank you all for da Kudo's on mese family n pooches.  I tink dey all purdy cootcoot too!  We had our potluck at da bar yest…I jes wasn’t feeling so good.  I made my tater casserole and we went bout 3p…but I was home in bed by 5:30p...stayed there til 7:30a.  Been off and on all day.  So…since I did manage to get most of the bills done…thought I’d ck da lounge wif me killa n Nattys.  OOOhhh…also watched Dead Poet’s Society this afternoon…cried…o mese!

    Cami - funny I see your post from xmas eve day and u ask what Carpe Diem is.  It is Latin that to most means…Seize the day! Dey sed dat alot in da Poets moobie.  Sounds like you had a pretty wonderful day with family…specially da chug a lug…u obishall now dat right…and all da laughs…Dats why I lub dis thread sooo much….all da laughing….don’t kno where’d I’d b without all dees Babes!!

    Julie - sawee u had to woik xmas.  But I ditto what DorK say…u da bestest!   Hmmm…no not bout Boxing Day…but if you say so…den I will hab another dwink in honor of it…K?…hic!  oooppss!

    Bernie - What iz dat animal?

    NM -  Another I use is Truvia…supposedly extract from grape leaves.  Who knows.  Anyway…had to laugh too at my ‘Elvis Monkey Buns….don’t anyone be mad, but I didn’t even really like Elvis…and mese rear more like Gorilla Buns…heehee.

    Beansie - YAY!!!  I kno u can’t sees me…but I’m waving and shaking my Gorrilla Buns atcha…muah!!

    Lara - now dat fart pic is phunny!  Sawee u day not so good…I send cyber hugs K?

    Hi Chrissy!!  So glad you had fab fab day with your family.  Eating til we immobile all part of da holiday tradition.  MUAH!!

    Katwinka - Happy Bday to Kelley…hope everyone feeling better and enjoying da beautiful snow!  You git better too Kat…u leave tamary or da next day for NJ?  Can’t be sick for dis twip (and no cancelled flts)…got da wedding n da face time wif DorK…da ickies not allowed.  Da Zicam….generic or not will work if you caught it early an stick to it for a 3 or 4 days…K?  (((Katwinka and all her family)))!!

    Lowwweeee - bad puterbug ate ur post…gonna zap it k?  Bees careful in your travels n den when u gits der…hab ‘shockingly’ good fun…K?  heehee!  Who lubs ya goil?!?!?

    Mrs Vino - Wicked good huh?  I want some…j/k….mese praying you git better soonliest (((Alli)))

    Cyndielouwho - I hope u absence is cuz u doing some spashall tings wif your company.  Embarassed

    I kno I missed a few but want u all to kno....welll chit...mese twies to say whats in mese fart and mese jes can't find da woids...No woids splain how 'powerful' my feelings are for all of you.  Sooo....guess I'll jes hab to send cyber SLOPPY WET EYEBALL KISSES to all ya'll!!

    CHEARS DEARS!!

  • MemaSue56
    MemaSue56 Posts: 2,061
    edited December 2012

    Ain't nuttin better!!

  • camillegal
    camillegal Posts: 15,710
    edited December 2012

    Hi Gals---Orange I feel bad when I read u'r was so good of a holiday--I'm sorry

    Dork do u feel better?

    I got fooled I thought since I was on an antibiotic I wouldn't catch this horrendous cold that's going around--well it' all around me. Chit and inside of me.

    Vino is this probably the same one it's all in the head, with a sore throat and slight fever--OHH and u have to work tomorrow--How can u I can hardly move. I slept most of rhe day. And all this crazy weather all over the place, so far it's not here just cold. Oh I'll wait til Friday to call the Dr. since I'm on the other anti-bioic-hope the weather stay decent in order to go out. Oh my head is mushy.

    Kat u'r leaving in just a couple of days--woohoo.

    Hope everyone is feeling better soon---and Orange I hope u'r all right.

  • MemaSue56
    MemaSue56 Posts: 2,061
    edited December 2012

    OOO  Me Bad!!  Dorfy - I see u already sending Mr. Big ober here to spank me for leaving you off my post.  I not sawee...no no, cuz mese needs da spankin...ohh yeah!!  But seriously...glad to hear you lay out on da sofa instead of go out n da nasty weather for likker.  Jock is bwingin da JD to you...so you jes take it easy n rest...let da Tenders take care of you.. K?  As for me...still not feeling so good...jes finished a shot killa n 1/2 da Nattys. Not settling...so mese is gonna say nite nite sleep tite...don't let da bugs bite...LUBS LUBS LUBS YA'LL!

  • camillegal
    camillegal Posts: 15,710
    edited December 2012

    Oh Sue--it's early for u too and u'r going to be---nitey nite--Feel better Hope u enjoyed the spanking.--we all need one now and then.

  • rakulynda
    rakulynda Posts: 151
    edited December 2012

    hello my beauties! Sounds like xmas was a mixed bag for the group. I had been putting off posting cuz my chit is such a depressing bag of chit! So you'll remember I had trouble with ascties (fluid) which was drained off the start of Dec. Have had 3 more draining since then and although there is so much relief, all these drains leave you super fatigued and doesn't touch the start of the constant pain I'm in (throughout the abdominal area). so now I'm on constant painkillers or be in pain. No way am I gonna sit here in pain. ooohhhhh and also started a new chemo (doxil) so who knows what is causing what? So I haven't been out of the house for more than 3 weeks. It's either too physically painful or I'm too looped from the pain pills. Luckily my daughter is here for a month waiting on me hand and foot and I'll be checking into h.o.s.p.I.c.e this week. (weird, my tablet won't let me type that word. ) couln't believe how many pages of posts I'd missed. Lub all of yous super women.

  • chrissyb
    chrissyb Posts: 11,437
    edited December 2012

    Of Rak! Hope hospice can help to keep you comfortable! (((((((Hugs)))))))

  • camillegal
    camillegal Posts: 15,710
    edited December 2012

    Lynd so glad u posted, but so so sorry u have all this pain and complications,-Good thing u'r dgtr is there for u. I know u'r in all of our prayers everyday. Maybe this new chemo will put u in a better place with all of this--I truly pray for that.

  • Beanius
    Beanius Posts: 1,494
    edited December 2012

    rakulynda - you are so right about a mixed bag, thought i was over some of the fam bs and sad memories of this chit and that chit but meezie got bit in de behind outta de blue and ended up in de bathroom melted down (sheesh!). i better 2day. i bring this up cuz it makes me wanna express how grateful I am to all the loving HTL hotties who have helped me get through another holiday wif fam and all the effing bs from before when we foyst met in 2010. chit, where would i be wifout you goilies???? there is so much dat i won't bore you wif, but my deepest gratitude and love go out to the bweasties i have met here who have pulled me through. So we will be here to pull you through and I hope as Chrissy sez that hospice will keep you comfortable. I'm so sorry you have all this pain. I was so glad to read your dau is with you.

    I am wishing everyone a blessed day after Christmas. Now again I toast to all you beautifuls and I'm offering up a RUDOLPH PUNCH cocktail for everyone...so let's punch all de chit in de eye and den dwink and be merry!!!

    Love, love, love, love you all!! (mucho, mucho, mucho!!!)

    Cheers!!!

    Bean

  • dara_diverse
    dara_diverse Posts: 5,005
    edited December 2012

    Hi Girls,

    I came here tonight to tail ye a funny short story. Here is goes:  My titty now farts! No kidding, I had a witness who heard it happen twice tonight. I could hear it sort of gurgling in the past but tonight, my titty (or lack thereof) is farting! I think it is the turkey leftovers I had for dinner. Really, it must be from air getting into the hole when do my cleansing routine of pouring peroxide into the hole, then taking a Q-tip with peroxide and cleaning out the pocket. Who'd have thunk that all this bad would give me bragging rights. Now how many people can say that their titty farts? I thought of posting on facebook but figured it would be a little TMI for facebook, yes?

    To all of you who are sick or suffering, I am praying very hard for all of you. Allison, hope you feel better in de morning. I am glad you went to see the doctor and got the anti-biotic. Camille, I hope your cold passes as quick as it hit you. Kathy, praying that you also feel better and kick that cold to the curb. Also praying for Kathy's DD Kelley and family to get better soon. And Suz, you too, damn it, hate when my friends are not feeling well. If I missed anyone in my prayers, no worries, you are all always covered in my "blanket" prayer for all of mese bwesties!

    And RakuLynda, I am glad you checked in but hate hearing you are in so much pain. I hope you are able to keep all of us updated. ((((Lynda)))). I ditto what Chrissy said in hoping you will be more comforbable with the help of hospice. I wish I could come to you and give you a big DorkY hug in person but that is not possible. So for now, I shall say a speical prayer for you:

    Oh Lord, please lay your calming hands upon our dear Lynda. Put your arms around her and remove her pain. Lord, may your ever-loving comfort touch upon her and give her the heart to see that in her suffering, she becomes closer to Thee. Please Lord, hear my prayers for Lynda and for all of my girls. Amen.

    Is anyone up and looking to dwink? Camille? I got some whiskey for ya, you know what dey say about it curing a cold? Come on in, dwink with mese.

    BDW Suz, I was not a bit offended that you did not talk to me but was happy that I ordered a spanking for ya. i don't remember doing dat but must be de 36 dwinks I had todey.

    If no one comes in soon, I guess mese jest go to bed. And with my choice of tenders. Hmmm, who wants to entertain mese tonight? I tink I need a spanking too, jest because I am always bad; jest can't remember what bad act i shall be punished for. I will tink about which one I want. Or does mese wanna get kinky and have two boys spank me?

    Wishing you all peace, love, comfort and joy. And to answer de question below is MeSe!!

    LOVE YOU ALL,

    DorKY

  • chrissyb
    chrissyb Posts: 11,437
    edited December 2012

    Ah Beans! So great to see you girl! Glad you managed to get through all the BS once again..........put it behind ya girl and head for them hills where you is a happy camper!



    Love n hugs. Chrissy

  • wahine
    wahine Posts: 7,590
    edited December 2012

    Oh Raku, my heart is breaking that you have been in so much pain, and had to go through all those drainings. I do like what Jean Bean wrote, so I am quoting her here.." So we will be here to pull you through and I hope as Chrissy sez that hospice will keep you comfortable." You know we are all here for you, and will try our best to uplift you when you are down. Remember, I will drink for you too, ok? Thats just till you are off those pain meds and can drink again, ok? Cuz I don't wanna be considered a lush! J/K.  I am so glad your daughter is there to help you, what a blessing that is. And also, am praying that the new chemo will work wonders, as we want you back in the lounge, and without pain. I love how sweet you are, to have sent us the jewelry you made, I really treasure mine. I wish there was something I could do now, to help you. You do have my prayers though, and I am giving you a big (but gentle) hug right now...can you feel it? ((((((Lynda)))))

    Love, Kathy

  • juliet62
    juliet62 Posts: 3,246
    edited December 2012

    hugs and kisses and adding my prayers too raku ,that your pain is relieved,,  feel better cammi,alli and kat and kats family, plenty of fluids and probiotics.  jeanie bean-love you. families -why drugs and alcohol was inventedLaughing. have a good day everybody,back in work tonight so sleeping again today

  • dara_diverse
    dara_diverse Posts: 5,005
    edited December 2012

    Raku, I ditto what Kathy said. And i have a hug for you too (((RakuLynda)))). I love you, please keep us posted.

    Beanie, nice to see you. I am so sorry you had such a bad experience. We are glad you have come here to fill us all in and you know we are here for you too. Tank you for de dwink, I had three. Have a safe trip back to Nanu nanu ville!

    Chrissy, are you still enjoying those kiddies? I hope so. Nice to see you too! I hope you are well.

    Kathy, great sentiments. Now go to bed and i will too, deal?

    Love you all! Sweet dreams girls and that means you too Beanie ♥

    Cheers, no fears, only happy tears!

  • wahine
    wahine Posts: 7,590
    edited December 2012

    How did I miss your post before your last post Dorothy??? Huh??? I think it was hidden then jus suddenly appeared...yup, dats it. But OMG what a lovely prayer for Lynda, I love what you said, and from your heart. Really, that was so specal. Then you got me laffing with your farting boob.....yupppers you gots ta be da only one in de HOLE wide woild wid dat talent! Maybe you can make xtra money working the circus...ya think??? LOL, you always keep me laffing....hmmm...maybe I will hear it when we meet! Nighty Night!

  • juliet62
    juliet62 Posts: 3,246
    edited December 2012

    dorty ,just saw your post on your farting boob!Surprised, the technical term is sucking wound!  literally, if its any consolation ,my boob was sloshing after the last surgery for a few days

  • BernieEllen
    BernieEllen Posts: 2,285
    edited December 2012

    An elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a young newlywed couple, wanted to join a church.

    The pastor said, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks."

    The couples agreed and came back at the end of two weeks.

    The pastor went to the elderly couple and asked, "Were you able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?"

    The old man replied, "No problem at all, Pastor." "Congratulations! Welcome to the church!", said the pastor.

    The pastor went to the middle-aged couple and asked,  "Well, were you able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?"

    The man replied, "The first week wasn't too bad. The second week I had to sleep on the couch for a couple of nights but, yes, we made it."


    "Congratulations! Welcome to the church!", said the pastor.

    The pastor then went to the newlywed couple and asked, "Well, were you able to abstain from sex for two weeks?"

    "No Pastor, we were not able to go without sex for the two weeks," the young man replied sadly.

    "What happened?" inquired the pastor.

    "My wife was reaching for a can of paint on the top shelf and dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and took advantage of her right there."

    "You understand, of course, this means you will not be welcome in our church," stated the pastor.

    "We know." said the young man. "We're not welcome at the Home Center anymore, either."