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  • nativemainer
    nativemainer Posts: 8,101
    edited December 2012

    Good morning, Loungettes!  Blustery and snowy, but so far nothing like I was expecting.  Sounds like the wind is going to be a bigger problem than the snow, which is fine with me.  Power outages are a pain, but bearable.  As long as I can make coffee I'm happy!

    Chrissy--family is more important than anything else, so enjoy!

    Goldie--sounds like the post gremlin caught you.  Hope the lunch went well!

    Cammy--an antibiotic can't protect you from a cold.  Colds are caused by a virus, and antibiotic only work on bacteria.  At least the antibiotic will help keep you from getting bronchitis or sinusitis.  Rest and dwink lots! 

    ORLA--I wish I could change the not so good holiday for you.  What can we do to make up for it?

    DorKable--good for you for napping instead of making a likker run!  The likker store will be there after the storm is over.  I don't mind driving in snow, but sleet and freezing rain is a whole other storry!

    Mrs. Vino--Good cough syrup is a good thing!  What's in yours? 

    Wahine--I think it's just the winter cold season hitting us.  I'm coming down with a cold or something too, but I spend my days in nursing homes and in an office full of health care workers, almost all of whom have colds or something.  I suppose it was inevitable.  Hmm, I should have gotten some Zicam yesterday.  Wait, I think I've got some in the bathroom tucked away, gonna check that before I leave for work this ayem.  Thanks for the reminder!

    Mema--don't tell anyone, but I'm not a big fan of Elvis, either.  I've not used Truvia, I'll have to look for it.  The sugar substitute I like best is Sun Crystals, but it's hard to find. 

    Rakul!  Good to see you in the Lounge, missed you!  I've seen how much the drainings take out of people, wish you didn't have to go through that.  It's good your DD is with to help take care of you.  Constant pain is such a downer and drainer of energy, I know.   But you don't have to stay away because of what's going in, we worry more when we don't hear from you!  Keep us up to date!  I wish I was closer so I could manage your care, then you would definitely be comfortable all the time, I'd see to it!  Keep in mind that alcohol is a greatly under used pain killer. 

    Beanie--getting blind sided by memories is a recurrent visitor in our lives, or at least in mine.  Sometimes I can figure out what is triggering a melt down, sometimes I can't.  I've figured out it's just easier to keep a bottle of xanax handy and take one when I start melting.  One of those, a cuddle with Sadie and a nap and I'm usually able to get over it.  A good slug of Rudolph Punch helps, too! 

    DorKable--Oh, my goodness, Titty Farts!!!!! Probably TMI for Fb, but good for a giggle here in the lounge!  What's happening is the peroxide, when it fizzes, is releasing hydrogen and oxygen from the solution.  The oxygen is what kills bacteria and the fizzing helps clean out infected holes.  The fizzing goes on after the visible fizzing is over, so some oxygen and hydrogen do build up in the hole, and eventually it has to come out. Thus, Titty Farts! 

    BBBBernie--LOL!!!!

    Princess Glitter Sizzle's DOTD is the PainKiller

    • Crushed ice
    • 2 ounces pineapple juice
    • 2 ounces orange juice
    • 1-ounce lime juice
    • 1/2 (14-ounce) can coconut milk
    • 3 ounces Pusser's dark rum
    • 1-ounce simple syrup
    • Dash freshly grated nutmeg, optional
    • Cinnamon stick
    • Orange slices, for garnish
    • Pineapple wedges, for garnish

    In a pitcher filled with ice, add all the ingredients, except for the garnish, and stir until combined. Pour into individual glasses and garnish with the orange slices and pineapple wedges.

  • Orange73
    Orange73 Posts: 2,154
    edited December 2012

    cute pic mema

    x mas eve was fun

    x mas not so much really due to some family members and a good friend of mine

    so it wasnt all bad thank u for the hugs

  • Orange73
    Orange73 Posts: 2,154
    edited December 2012

    funny pictures

  • Orange73
    Orange73 Posts: 2,154
    edited December 2012

    funny pictures

  • wahine
    wahine Posts: 7,590
    edited December 2012

    I like that picture Lara, I just sent it to my DD. Glad at least, that your christmas eve was good! I think a LOT of us have been affected by family members ruining christmas.

    NM, Oh wouldn't that be awesome if you were close enough and could help Raku right now. I KNOW you would give the most amazing care!!! Hope you started taking your zicam, and hope it works! I just still feel achey and  headachy and like it is coming on, so hope I started the zicam in time too. Would be wonderful if it works!! The painkiller drink sounds really up my alley! Yummmm!

    Bernie, So funny! How are you doing? Did you do anything special on Boxing Day?

    Juliet, I don't know which sounds worse "sucking wound" or "farting titty"...LOL. But nice to know it DOES have a medical term for it. Wonder if Dotty will have her titty fart when we meet??? LOL.

    Love and Hugs to ALL of you.....I got lots to do today, looks like our flights are still leaving on time tomorrow...now to stay well, and keep the storm from hitting the NE!!!

    KatStormChaser

  • MemaSue56
    MemaSue56 Posts: 2,061
    edited December 2012

    Morning DahhhhlinKs!

    Just a quick post....Have to go to my prayer spot and get down on my knees for Lynda.  I will pray hard that you find relief and that the Doxil can kick RB ass!!  (((Lynda))).

    Thank you Bernie for the laugh, and for the chuckles I got from Dorfy, Kathy, and Julie bout da 'sucking/farting' titty. LOL

    Lubslubslubslubs all ya'll!

  • camillegal
    camillegal Posts: 15,710
    edited December 2012

    Bernie LOL---I couldn't tel one joke anymore---so it'a fun reading ur's.

    Bith drinks sound yummy but I'll opt for the Painkiller drink=sounds a bit more my style,

    Dork FARTING BOOBS can u tape this sound. LOL I've never hear od this in my whole entire life--leave it to u. Hahaha, I hope Kat can hear them.

    And u'r prayer for Lynda was beautiful, rhe words perfect. I really like that one.

    I love the picture with the flowing water--so calm and inviting.

    My DD's best and first friend got reaquinted with FB and they are visitin now--she looks the same to me--and still so sweet always was. FB has brought so any people in her life ack--she was so sick for so long they lost touch, now they see she's the old Lesli and it's so nice for her. Except Heidi lives n TX now.

    Everyone around us is getting loads of snow--so far we're not OOH we'll get it soon I'm sure.

    Kat u'r an old pro when it comes to packing so it won't take lon and I hope all plans are on time too

    TTYL goils--have a good day.

  • Cyndielou
    Cyndielou Posts: 1,459
    edited December 2012

    ((( Lynda ))) .  Im praying really hard that your pain ceases or at the least dimishes for you .  I also ditto what Kathy and Dorthy had expressed.  Thank God your daughter has been there for you to help. Im praying that hospice will be able to provide you with some comfort. 

    I had a vision Cami of you and that burboun shot and you had me cracking up.  I so want to hang out with you sometime for realz...Imagine all of us together with alchamahol???  and yest that is actually how I spell it.

    Dorty and the farting titty...omg....only you...and julie with a sloshing boobie..I am so grateful for your senses of humor.

    AWESOME to see you Beans!!!!  Poop about the fam and their issues..I hope you know that its them with the issues and not you. 

    I so hate getting behind..yes SuZ....I jest been bizzy with my company.....

    Julie..how did you get so lucky to work Christmas?? 

    NM...been watching the news girlfriend...have you battoned down the hatches and prepared to weather this storm???  Well, I suppose that ya are bein an native Mainah!

    Bernie...hilarious as always..I wish I had saved some of the things you have come up with honestly..

    Chrissy, Wahine, Lara....hope you all had a wunderful holiday and Alli,hope you are doing much better now that its been a couple days..

    My Christmas was really good....however, I discovered I have a ghost living with me. Its a friendly ghost..well, i guess its friendly.....I suppose I would know if it wasnt.  I am also pretty sure its not a homophobic ghost either or Im sure I would know that by now also....

    Latah tatah's I'll try and check in with ya before I get too behind again.

    xo

  • camillegal
    camillegal Posts: 15,710
    edited December 2012

    Cyn a ghost--like Casper> e's so friendly that's why I never feared ghosts. Now that I've seen more I'm a bit leary--but as long as it doesn't take u'r likker u'rfine.

    Everyone is so busy working.It's really good I know, but I miss everone. LOL

  • Orange73
    Orange73 Posts: 2,154
    edited December 2012

    we r going on 2 feet of snow its crzy here

    stying in wtching my scary movies

    eating x mas cookies

    Im hhappy I have u all

    Hugs

    pop in la tah

  • Orange73
    Orange73 Posts: 2,154
    edited December 2012

    funny pictures

  • Orange73
    Orange73 Posts: 2,154
    edited December 2012

    funny pictures

  • undercoverebel
    undercoverebel Posts: 574
    edited December 2012

    Dysfunctional family club member checking in. I dread the holidays like the plague. Instead of holiday cheer it's more like holiday fear. Thank God for likker! Which I got for a gift, tequila rose. Never had it before but going to start putting it in my cereal instead of milk! Have to run but hope everyone's healthy. Cheers!

  • dara_diverse
    dara_diverse Posts: 5,005
    edited December 2012

    Hi girls,

    A quick pop in, need a drink and do I need it bad! But I have to be at the car dealer by 8 pee em to drop off my car and pick up a loaner, I think they would frown about likker breath since I will be driving off with their vehicle! I need to get the stuck key out of the hole. Speaking of holes.....

    NM, thanks for the explaination. Have to tail you though, this titty farting thing is getting out of hand, it started out to be such fun but now I am worried about going back to work next week. I was standing in line at my pharmacy and guess what happened as I approached the check out? Yep, a loud titty fart. I said "oh excuse me, that sound was a hole in my chest, gas from the peroxide". Ok is all she said. I would not be surprised if my pharmacist puts in a call to my doctor to tell him to have my mental state checked!

    I will be back soon, I hope some of you will partay with me tonight! I have nothing else that I WANT to do!!

    Love you all!

    cheers!

  • camillegal
    camillegal Posts: 15,710
    edited December 2012

    There's undie at least she popped in for a bit.=

    Orange sound like we did the exact same thing today--Scary movies and Christmas cookies--doing nothing else--love it.

    I'm callin my Dr. tom. for another anti-b--my cold has now turned to a sinus infection-so I'm pretty set in staying n my bedroom for a couple of days--Thank God for TV and u guys ad my Katie-Kat se has not left my side.

  • rakulynda
    rakulynda Posts: 151
    edited December 2012

    ooooh, all you sweeties. so appreciative of all your prayers and well wishes! Feeling a wee bit better today but didn't have the energy to get out of the house, not to mention out of my p.j.s! I hope some of the pain I was having is a tumor flare from my new friend, Doxil.

    Nm, are you of the nurse persuasion? Nice to hear that someone else can understand what it was like.

    Well, turns out I won't be eligible for h.o.s.p.I.c.e until the Dr. signs off that I have six months to live, and will not be receiving any more curative treatments, only palliative therapy. Don't think I'm ready to throw in the towel quite yet. Still hoping to find that magical mixture that will keep me strong and well forever more. Mix tat all up with a dose of denial and all I'm feeling better all ready!





  • camillegal
    camillegal Posts: 15,710
    edited December 2012

    Linda, Linda, Linda---U sound a wee bit better and u can't have hospice. These are all good things. I know it's not easynow, but maybe this will make the difference. Oh it sounds good Linda--I feel happy. I know I'm saying this all goofy but I hope u know what I mean. It's all good.

  • nativemainer
    nativemainer Posts: 8,101
    edited December 2012

    Good morning, Loungettes!  Storm's over, didn't even lose power.  Not that I'm complaining! 

    ORLA--glad Christmas Eve was good for you!  I like the idea of being selectively social. 

    Wahine--Something is working, I still feel like I'm coming down with something, and a bit tired, but it's not getting worse.  If it stays like this I'll be ok.  I'm just scared of another asthma attack like I had last year. 

    Mema--I'll meet you in the inflatable chapel for a prayer. 

    Cammy--our storm has come and gone, not as bad as it could have been, for which I am thankful.  Hope you don’t get hit too hard!

    CynCyn--yup, I was battened down, worked extra hard Wed so I could work a short day yesterday, and after all that it didn't turn out to be as big a problem as advertised.  OK, now I'm curious, how do you know you have a ghost?????

    ORLA--doing nothing productive all day is a GOOD thing once in a while!

    UNDY!!!! Where have you been??????  Killa on cereal?  Never hear of that, will need a report!

    DorKable--When you do your titty hole care just before going back to work put a little corner of gauze down into the hole, sort of like the wick on a candle.  Make sure it's thick enough to keep the edges of the hole from touching where the gauze is.  That will give the gas a way out without flapping the wound edges (that's what makes the fart sound). That should at least quiet the titty farts.   Your pharmacist probably thought you were trying to cover up a REAL fart! 

    Cammy--good idea to stay in, don't forget to open a window for a few minutes a couple times a day to freshen the air and decrease the number of bacteria/viruses floating around.  And don't forget to wash your pillows when this is over! Katie-Kat kuddles are the best, aren't they?

    Rakul--Yes, I am of the nurse persuasion and currently working as a Hospice nurse.  I know it sounds bad, but I'm glad you're having tumor flare pain from the doxil, that's an encouraging sign that it's working.  I'm glad you aren't eligible for hospice yet, but I wish you could still get the pain control part of it.  Does your area have a Palliative Care doc or team?  They can help with pain and symptom control while you are getting curative treatment, so best of both worlds.  You don't have to put up with substandard pain management just because you are getting curative treatment.  Pain control is a big issue with me after I went through a couple of years of uncontrolled severe pain from radiation side effects.  I know how life ruining that kind of pain can be, and it's even worse when no one believes you even have pain.  And denial is a good thing in moderation, so enjoy a good dose and feel better!

    Princess Glitter Sizzle's DOTD is the Doxil Booster (for Rakul)

    • fluid ounces bubblegum-flavored vodka
    • 1 fluid ounce sweet and sour mix
    • 1/2 fluid ounce vanilla vodka
    • 1/2 fluid ounce strawberry vodka
    • 1 dash maraschino cherry juice
    • 2 fluid ounces dry champagne

    Pour the bubble gum vodka, sweet and sour mix, vanilla vodka, strawberry vodka, and maraschino cherry juice into a cocktail shaker over ice. Cover, and shake until the outside of the shaker has frosted. Strain into two chilled glass, and top with champagne to serve.

  • Cyndielou
    Cyndielou Posts: 1,459
    edited December 2012

    Good Morning Loungettes

    Chilly morning here in paradise....burr...

    Lynda, Im glad you arent eligable for hospice also. What NM said about he Doxil working hence the pain from the flare sounds positive also.  Im praying that it works and that someone is able to help you with the pain . FURB!

    NM...my Christmas ghost story. 

    My apartment has two locks...a lock on the door handle that you just twist to lock when you leave and close the door behind you.  There is also a deadbolt that you either have to twist lock from the inside or use a key to lock from the outside if you are on your way out.  I never do that because its a pain in the ass and I'm lazy..its unnecessary as well...so I just lock the bottom lock..check the door to make sure its locked by pullig/pushing on it once its closed.  Christmas day about 530pm I clamored up my staircase with my arms full of chit..and I put my key in the bottom lock to unlock my door...my door wouldnt budge because..you guessed it...the top lock was engaged...now this is the second time this has happend to me..the other time was when I got home from Texas and at that time not only was my deadbolt locked but my stairwell lights were on (something that I wouldnt do before a 2 week trip espeically seeing there is a switch at the bottom and top of the stairs)...also the two sliding glass doors were unlocked...doesnt seem like much but chit...I didnt do it..which means someone was here or its a ghost....I went down stairs and asked the group of neighbors that had been talking if anyone had heard or seen anyone in my apartmen while I was gone....the 14yo girl in the apt below me said she did ..she heard someone running (not walking) accross my floor that afternoon about 1pm.  I was at my parents from about 1030am - 530pm.  My next door neighbor who has been living here for about 3 years said that she has often heard noises coming from this apt and had thought it was haunted....Well, I emailed my landlord...not claiming to have a ghost but just to as who else may have  a key and mentiolned what i came home to and that it wasnt the first time.  He has offerd to change the locks...he mentioned that I should contact the Venice police dept...well, nothing  has been disturbed or stolen....idk..in closing he mentioned that nothing like this has ever happend before in their experience...

    Anyway..thats my story and Im sticking to it.

    Happy Fried Dey....and Happy travels to all out loungettes out and about.

    xo

  • Orange73
    Orange73 Posts: 2,154
    edited December 2012

    cyn def call the police there are a lot of weirdos u never know

    I am concerned for your saftey I saw a show where this girl thought the same thing she set up a web cam and a man was going in her apt smelling her under wear and putting them on and masterbating please do something

    It could b a ghost weird no one said anything before u could do a senance or go see a pyschic sage will clear bad energy from the apt

  • Orange73
    Orange73 Posts: 2,154
    edited December 2012

    funny pictures

  • camillegal
    camillegal Posts: 15,710
    edited December 2012

    Good Morning all---One way to start the day is Cn's ghost story--well first zi would have the locks changed, and surprisingy no one came forward with a story--usually one persons like to tell a ood ost story. But whoever was in the before might now have been open to the spirit world so nothin happened. And the burning of sae is good but u have to have a phs=ysic tat's usually with the kinder spirits wo really want to leave.There's lots more but to much info sounds not so good and so far this sounds good. bbbbut just change the locks anyway, first.

    Oh I do open my window with a fan facing outward and blocked all around it and it's pretty constant and I did see a few flaes of snow here., but I don't think we're getting much more, IDK

    I called the Dr. this mornin so I hope she calles back with whatver I need--she probably hates me, they talk to me all the time.

  • Orange73
    Orange73 Posts: 2,154
    edited December 2012

    another sinus infection eeeecccck cammie

    get better

  • Cyndielou
    Cyndielou Posts: 1,459
    edited December 2012

    ewwwwww Lara....gross.

    what do I say to the police tho?? I think that my landlord now thinks Im nuts.

    If it is a spirite..its not bothering me..just making it harder for me to get back in to my apartment. 

  • dara_diverse
    dara_diverse Posts: 5,005
    edited December 2012

    Hello girls, happy friedey!

    Cyn, I would take your landlord up on his offer to change your locks. That is such a creepy story, I am glad you are not paranoid. It is now after five o'clock and it is friedey night, party on girl. Please tell you know who I said hello and send my love!

    Kathy, I hope you have made it safely and easily to NJ! A big welcome to my state. I hope that the snow that is coming tomorrow does not mess up the wedding plans. It is only supposed to be an inch or two now. I can't wait to see you and wrap my arms around you. And yes, I will proudly "titty fart" for you if I can. Thankfully, the farts do not stink.

    Camille, have you heard back from your doctor? I am praying for you to feel better. We need you better for the HTL New Year's Eve partay! How is your sweet grandson doing? I bet you are enjoying his winter break from school!

    Lara, uhh yes, eww about the thing you saw on TV. I would have changed the channel or turned the TV off, that is gross! I hope you are feeling better. You never told us why your holiday was not good.

    Unde', sorry about the family issues at Christmas. I hope to see you again soon. Don't make me send my people to grab you and bring you to the lounge to report. How are your foobs doing?

    NM, thank you for the tip on keeping my titty farts under control, I will have to try that. Are you saying to just put a corner of the gauze in the middle of the hole and leave the sides open? I am afraid to put anything in there. It is hard enough putting the Qtip in the hole and cleaning it out. I get so scared that I will lose the qtip in there since I am able to put it in all the way, ick. I am glad that the storm was not as bad as expected and that you did not lose your electric. 

    I can't finish posting, just had a call from my Dad, my Mom is in the hospital and I need to get more info. Pleas pray for my parents, Jean and Jay. thank you!

    Love you girls!!                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       

  • camillegal
    camillegal Posts: 15,710
    edited December 2012

    Somehow I took this off my favorite list--My head is crazy.

    Dork. let us know about u'r Mom as soon as u can--My prayers are coming u'r way.

    Oh my Dr. called back right away--and I got my meds rght away.--so I hope this gets the hell out of me. I have to drop off my pee soon to make sure tat's gone. Glad the hospital is only a few blocks.

    I dd somethng I   never ever do--I asked my brother to check on all my drs. this time--One of my brothers best friends is some kind of bigity big in hopitals and my Drs. are so young--I feel like I' cheating on the Drs. but my sister said I was stupid if I didn't do it so snce I'm stupid most of the time let this time be not one of them. So I did. Is that an awful thing to do.? I feel bad that I did that for some reason. Oh well it's done.

    Cyn I told u get u'r locked changed first. And we'll go from there.

    Wait didn't Kat leave today or is it tomorrow? Dork u'll be seeing her very soon rght. And Dork I hope u're hole is better--my stomach litterall gets upset thinking about it. So I know u have a lot on 'r mind about u'r folks, but please take care of u'r self too.

    OK I'll TTYL---Love u gals

  • dara_diverse
    dara_diverse Posts: 5,005
    edited December 2012

    Camille, Kathy arrived in NJ a few hours ago and is probably just checked into "our" hotel. She texed me and asked me to let everyone know. Checking on your team of doctors is ABSOLUTELY a good thing to do, it is not cheating, it is ensuring that you are getting the care YOU deserve, Cam. I was happy to hear that your doc called back quickly and got you some drugs. And I hope your pee test results are poyfect!

    So about my Mom, she has been falling out of bed and also falling in the house. My Dad was not able to pick her up and had to get help from their neighbor. Their place is very remote but they have one neighbor who is close enough to walk to their place, he is a gem.  So Dad ended up taking her to the ER and it had been discovered that she has a blood clot in her leg. They are putting her on meds and will keep her overnight. In the mean time, a social worker is looking for somewhere to place her as my Dad is now admitting he can not do this alone.

    I am getting so fircited to see Kathy. I hope mese can behave and not get thrown out of de hotel. Ya know, I have a history of that hehe. I can't hailp dat mese dwink so much and gits a widdle a lot rouwdy, ooops I did it again, oops I always sez.

    Well I have to go and get some likker in my blood cuz it friedey night and mese gotta partay. I wish I could partay with all ye but I has stuff to do and waiting on my DD to come home.

    Oodles of tootlees to ya all and dwink UP!

    BottomZ up! chEErs!

  • MemaSue56
    MemaSue56 Posts: 2,061
    edited December 2012

    Cyn - u cwack me up…not a homophone ghost…heehee.  But now I jes read the real story….dis is too scary and you MUST get your locks changed POST HASTE!!  If you do and find a dog like my Baxter…he has a ferocious bark…even for a widdle guy.  At least you will be warned, when someone outside your door.  Freeeeeaaaakkkky!!

    Unde - I have not had Teq Rose in long long time….but mese tink u tail ajoke bout puttin on u cereal…mese don’t tink u like dat.  On da rocks or in coffee…yummy!!  ((Unde)) for holiday fear…wish I cud bring you real cheer…however, likker does help..hehee!

    Cami - Yuk…sinus infection…not good.  Get out the netti-pot and da saline…and don’t forget musinexD.  Saline douching not fun…but if done right and often enuf…results are AMAZING!  In da meantime…(((Cami))) dat you feel better soonliest!  And you SHOULD always use whatever means available to you to research your doctors…I am glad you did it…I just hope the reports are all good!!

    Dorfy - LMAO….nearly spit mese dwink at mental pic of u in CVS.  Same one u take me to right??   LMAO…dat one lady in der was berry berry strange…tail me it was not her who heard da titty fart???  I am going back to the chapel in a minute…say extra prayers for you mom  (((D)))!  I am sooooo glad you have something really EXCITING to look forward to this weekend after all you have been through.  So glad KATWINKA made it in and you’ll be Ka-chinking on Sundey-Fundey…yahooed!!!

    Lynda - OMG…I prayed sooo hard…this is gr8 news.  I am soo jazzed!!  And I kno we can’t really ‘stay’ well…but time is time…dat is best we can hope for and I am sooo glad you gonna fight and see if this Doxil will help.  Still praying!!! 

    NM - Thanks for meeting me earlier in the chapel.  I think lots of our prayers are being heard.  And what a sweet heart you are for all the advice to Dorfy and especially to Lynda on pain control AND offering your care to Lynda.  You are the sweetest and mese lubs lubs lubs YOU!

    Lara - IDK….what iz dat man n da tub pic???  I’m funkassed mese tinks!

  • dara_diverse
    dara_diverse Posts: 5,005
    edited December 2012

    wow, dis place is quiet dis early aye em. where eberyone? damn, mese wanted to partay farty on dis friedey night now saturdey aye em partay. life is a partay and ye neber foyget, okey dickie? ya see dis important.

    love Mema Suez message above. She talk so twue. And Mema, yep, it was de lady with de big tits n de strawbarry blone hair in de Rite Aid who tink mese farted. ~me cwacking up now, ooops. I twy to keep straigh face cuz dis talk is cirius. you tail Cammi to take de mucinex, I testify dis good chit. i sawry i foygot to say. glad u got mese back, tank ye.

    Lynda, i did not get to you when I wrote earlier and mese so glad I has de capacity to write you now. First, I tittoh dittoh what Mema S sez. I am so happy that you is not going to de hospice cuz mese was scared and did not be fond of hearing that from you. and mese prayed and wese all prayed and now look. Me has a feeling and I tink it mutual of omaha, dat you gonna kick de rat fn bastard to de curb for a long time. I am happy that we have our Native Mainer, Kim to give you de  411 (ed-it-ted to add de numberz cuz mese number lock wuz bad cuz it was OFF, how rude) on things. And I know she wood take good care of you if she was yer patient. So I ask you to utilize her for pain management and ask her what she tink you need. You den tail your people what you need bases on what she sez. That is because she is DE expart in dis situacapation. I feel that de goils of de lounge are helping you with love, compassion and having de same good feeling I have that you gonna be here for awhile cockadile. wooo hoo, ya know? I am glad your sister is with you and hope she is able to stay. you know we will all be spending time in our chapel and talking to God on yer behalf and de other half. But really, I pray that the pain leaves you and I say I want it to leave you IMMEDIATEALY. Cuz it is not fair that you have to hurt, ya know? It sucks de big boys you know whats. but I have hope and when there is hope, there is hope and dat a good ting. I hope ye understand what mese talking about. I try to talk in undwunk langwich but mese bin dwinking so sorry. ok, here it go..... ~breathe in breathe out~. Lynda, we have not known you long enough and need to get to know you better. so we have asked God above to grant you more time, I poysonally asked him for 28 years more so you because I want you here in de year 2050. So I am praying for a miracle for you and wishing you many more good years. So if all de goils wish dis wish, I tink we has a fighting change to kick de rat basTURD in de FN ass jest for you. I say no more cept that I love you and care for you. I am not ready to let you go to the other side. Please, if you are hurting, share with us. We can help you through much of it, I promise you. Because I happen to know that you are berry berry loved. Otay then, I shut up now.

    So I got a berry spayshall call on de phone tonight from a goil in Eww Jersey. I say Eww jersey cuz my goil was not feeling de love of mese people because she saw de people of de ghettos and dey make her not comfy. but by tomorrEE, when she goes to de fancy schancy wedding at de fany shmancy venue, she will den feel de love of mese people in Eww jewsey and might even tink of mese land as new Joysey. Joy is a good tink ya know? Mese was bad cuz when mese talk to her, mese was all kinds of messed up. And de devil did not make me do it so he sez.

    Girls, I admit something here. Mese gotz lotssoo dirty secrets but one ting dat not secret with people who know me know dat mese gets excited. and when mese gits excited, I annoy meseself and sumtimes others. I say no more cept dat our Mema Sue, my dahling beautimous goil Chrissy and now Kathy see what I do when mese excited. And what is dat? I talk. I talk talk talk and has a hard time listening. Cuz mese excited and when mese excited, mese feels that I gonna pee mese pants. So I talk. Ok den, that my sercet, i mean sercret. oh de werd won't type, bad werd.

    I had someting else to say to Cyndie and now can't bremember. So I tink I will hit de key below dat sez submit den maybe jest maybe edit dis cuz mese talk and mese talk and mese talk. I twy to listen when yese talk, ok? dis mese promise I try hard. so hard in fact, dat it is sort o hard like mr big's tingy when he see Katwinka in NJ! She don't know but she has three faborite tenders and dey all gonna pamper here and make her relax, enjoy de wedding and eben enjoy her time with widdle craaazy mese. okay, I shut up now. when I tink of what mese wanted to say to two more goils, I come back. why you ask? cuz mese had a nap, some apple pie jest now and coffee at 11:20 pee em so dat I stay up late enough to do two chit loads of laundry. 

    I sign off but to reITTerate, I say:

    • i waiting for Bernie to wake up n join me in de chapel and den have a strong one after
    • mese gonna see katwinka in de aye em of tomorree, sunDAY FUNdey and wese gonna party
    • mese gonna pray for her to sleep for seben n a half hours dis night
    • mese gonna pray mese goils who sick or sad be happy and feel good, okey please
    • I even pray for mese dern self to be a good goil and make Katwinka, my twin, happy she see mese
    • And finally, i will be hanging in the chapel and praying SO hard for RaKulYNDa to get through this tough time and feel good and be happy. ok?

    Now I apologize for de lenght of this post. Ya see, mese bin drinking since 6:42 pee em and that is about 8 hours so sorta like drinking ALL dey at work den coming home and drinking more. I do that next week maybe baby!

    OK, I AM SERIOUSLY SIGNING OFF, mese laundry bell went dingaLING. i was offended but now I get it. And I get all of you, I really do. love love LOVE in mese farty non-titty and in my toes and in mese fart which means in mese heart. with dat, I go now ♥

    ps did I say I love you all and I tank you all for your love, concern and prayers. I can't say enough. I came close though........................................................................................................................................................

    ChEErZ!

  • chrissyb
    chrissyb Posts: 11,437
    edited December 2012

    Hiya Dotty! Yes girls I can attest to the fact that when our Dork gets fecited she jest talk an talk an talk!........lol.

    Gib that Kathy girl a bigliest hug from mees pweese?!!!!



    Hiya eberry ones!!!