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Otey den DorKa - mese hab too muchly to dwink, n got bads news on tops it. Not da thread to share. n e way....lets do dis....say....der is an East Coast Beanglish n a West Coast Beanglish...der! Da EB or da WB version? Mese jes happy ewes can read da WB version....n mese got no trubly readin da EB version...wese cool...oh yeah..cool...LOL! Oh, n mese neber did see Mr Big frontal view...so yeah...enlighten me....pweeezzzeeey!
WaWa - dats funny, dem songs...wese ol enuf to relate huh? ooopss...mese wasn't 'posed to tail how ol wese is....did mese gib it away?
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It is way toooo windy out here in Colorado.....2 wild fires are being fought...one started with a downed electric bowl.....always hate hearing about the wild fires......
spent a good part of the day working on taxes and paying bills....went out with DD at 4 or so to get fro yo and go to the store....am I having too much fun!!! now tonight, like DorK, I have work to do.....have to finish reports for staffings tomorrow.....
Tomorrow is DD#2 b'day....she is 14.....she wanted gift cards, and last Sunday I picked up two at the mall....Urban Outfitters and Forever 21....was trying to decide on a 3rd....and couldn't make up my mind.....I asked her today what her top 3 favorites cards she wanted and she named 3 or 4 then asked me if I hadnn't bought any yet....I told her I did.....was thinking okay, I'll get another one online....then I told her I was stopping at the grocery store to get her card cuz I wanted to get sweet potatoe fries....so she thought I said gift cards.....BUT guess what, that gave me the idea to get her last present there...it was a little more than I wanted to spend ($25...wanted to spend $18....but got it anyways.....so now she also has a gift card for H & M....problem is the closest store here is downtown, so I will have to see the store myself......She wants me to get her donut holes in morning and then she wants steak for dinner.....Does she sound spoiled???!!! Not really, just loved!!!! Oh geeze....just forgot that I still need to make her b'day cookie (instead of a b'day cake)...she wants chocolate chip.....so add that to the agenda tonight....and it won't be decorated...just a large cookie made in a pizza pan!!! Oh yeah...she asked Daddy to take her to lunch tomorrow at Chipotle...It will be a great b'day
Going to go put up the fries and then having cut up veggies and left over corned beef!!!!
Hope to BBL....time to open a bottle of wine and hope it will improve my pissy mood!
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WooHoo Dorkie is de bestest to habs me wake up tooo da Mr. Big!!! Ya know I will be lying down on da bed, and what part of Mr. Big mese ayes will see foist, wight??? YOu is sooo sweet to post dat pic! BUT shoot, you izzz woiking tooooo muchly!!! WIll you have all of tomorrow off, to go to your appt? Den to meet up wid de wunnerful Lisa??? OK, ya knows ya can't say "I know your secret" and not let us ALL know....dat jest ain't fair!! Hope its a good, happy secret for lovely Kymn!!!!
Mema, mese gonna email you, k? Youse woiked soooo hard dis week!!!
Lubs U all (except John Mole Boy and Liz da Ho goil),
Katheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Karen, Wish your DD a berry HAPPY BIRTHDAY tomorrow from your online friends here, okay? Sounds like she has a lot of stuff planned, and will get neat stuff too!!! DIdn't mean to bump ya, cannot spill dat wine, ok????? Mese lubs da sweet potato fries! Yummmmm!
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A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church,
enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing.
The Priest coughs a few times to get his
attention but the drunk continues to sit there.
Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall.
The drunk mumbles, "ain't no use knockin,
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Sorry (yep I said it!!!), had a repost.....
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Kristy - Big congratulations to you on your one year chemoversary!! I know Kymn started on the same day and St Pat's was the day of my first biopsy/surgery/rat b*stardectomy the year before!! Yahoo! Let's PartEEEE!
Bernie - Looks like a big poyple grape hangover! Tee Hee! I AM SO JEALOUS THAT YOUR DH WEARS A KILT! MEN IN SKIRTS ARE HOT! WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOO LOVE THE PIC! So cute!!

Oh LOOOK itsa Kilt Stool (giggle giggle)

Juliet - No booze til Tues? Oh Sheesh, I think I need a tall cool icy G n T after all this kilt biz!

Mema - Oh, you aksd the question bout kilts - oh my! Look what you started! I knew I was on to sumpthin when I picked out Kilt Lifter Ale when I was at the store Fried-day. Sounds like you had so much fun!

Wahine - Loved the kilt story, so cute and you tell it so weel! He he he! My High School was Scottish and our band played bag pipes and da boys wore kilts so they always made jokes about doing the school parades and all wif nutin butt under there! Oh about the weather, yikes about the tornadoes and I'm glad Bama is not top of the list, but sure hope everyone gets thru the season okay...I was so happy to have some sun today, still some snow but much better today and DH said it snowed at the coast too! Really weird weather. Sounds like you are having so much fun with your parents! Here's to some sunshine for all of us!

Goldie - I sure wish I was heading to Vegas on Saturday, wow, I'm stuck in Hoth still. Every year DH and I say we won't spend another winter in Hoth, but here I am! Vegas dreaming! I hope you have a wunnerful twip! As for da seeds, I just want sum dat are "normal" if there is such a thing...would be great if you supplied dem I would buy from your store! Thanks for the link and in case I'm just garden-pipe dreaming again this year maybe could gettem from Goldbug next year!
Here's to organic seeds, our spring gardens and lotta corn poopies he he he.
Oh, sorry to hear it's windy there I just hate that and power outages, hope that doesn't happen. And tanks for posting the Party Bus and the UFO and all us there in Bama!!!
Mema - Oh I'm jealous of you habin a doyte martunie, doz are so goot! LOL at how busy you were wif sweat runnin down yer face! Sounds like quite a party!! Fun fun fun and goob food! But what's wif da bad news? Hope alls okay, MemaSueBug! Sending you some pwetty fwowers.
Kathy - LOL Wawa have fun wif your mama! And yes wez all on our way to Bama! Yahoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Let's party!! Love the confessional joke too! I have to tell you that it is the fourth Sunday in Lent and during Lent Catholics give something up...one of my funniest and smartest scientist ladies I used to work with is Catholic and she comes in one day saying she's giving up pizza for Lent and I just had to ask how, girl how much pizza do you eat?...so funny. I say No Pizza No ParTee!
DorK - Hi sugar babe, I been at da bar all day but I passed out agin so you musta not seen me dwunk under the table looking gween.

I only woke up when I heard we're headed ta Bama and Mema is serving doyte martinis! Yay you coming too and Scooob and Alli all us to Bama in da morning! Dat Sue is bestest at beanglish, she got us all whipped! So funny! And another pic of those cute men in skirts, love it! Mr. Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig!
Karen - Yuck about the wind and fires in Colorado...yeah, so scary, we always worry in WA but still it's so snowy we don't usually have the bad fires till summer. Don't say taxes, ug! Oh, goodie, a birthday! Happy happy birthday to your DD!!

Hope ebberyboobie is habbin a wubberful Sunday! Don't forget if Monkey-Day has any chitty chitz dat corn poopies are self explanatory. He he he he he!
Lub n hugs ~ beansies
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WUD UP NM?
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nITe dOLLs!
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ROFLMAO JeannieBeannie.....your KILT STOOL.....priceless....how did you ever find dat one? LOL, still laffing over dat one. And Kilt Lifter beer (oh, oh!), and corn poopies....so funneeeee! Also funny that Catholic lady thought it was such a sacrifice to give up *pizza* for lent!!
So gwad youze goils will all be wid me in de hospital....I will smile jest tinking of you in da pockets, up on da IV pole, and wherever you can get to! Gotta sign off for now, as I have just 15 min to dwink more water....nuttin after 11 pee em. OH yeah, at the musical they also did a song about "leaking" and peeing whenever they did anything, dat was funny! Also a song about "doing it", and how they knew when their Dh's came home, just by the look in their eye, if they were going to harrass them to "do it"...one gal even sang how she would rather her DH did it alone! So much fun! My mom laughed so much, but when she got home she told my dad it was rather risque, and he asked in what way and she said "I can't remember"!
Ciao for Niao, See youse in recovery!!!
K-steroid
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Hey chicas, been MIA as of late. Having some issues with the effexor, at 75 mg but not seeing any good things yet.
Looks like the HTL was rocking for the partay weekend!
Kathy, will be with you all day today! DorK, hope to see you after your appt.
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Good Morning, Loungettes! I'm working on a lack of sleep, got a 1 am call out last night, didn't get back home until almost 4. So forgive me if the spelling looks a bit strange!
"WNL" means Within Normal Limits, fancy medical way to say normal.Juliet-I had that kind of childhood, too!
Wahine-Had a great visit with my friend Friday. Thinking about calling the Patient Representative at the hospital today and asking her why she didn't call like she said she was going to. As for your doc, I say go for it. There is nothing like a patient wanting to cancel a procedure to get a doctor's attention.
Bernie-great drinks!
Kymn-you'll never forget the start of chemo, will you? Gives the holiday a whole new reason to celebrate now!
DorKable-Pati o'furniture?????? I never would have guess that one!
Goldie-I hadn't thought of the online rating sites for spreading the word about the doc, thanks! I'll add that to my list!
OK, officially off call, going back to bed for a while!
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What time is the UFO coming...want to be ready......
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Mema, if you can get to the Beeline (not sure what else it is called) you are all set, head north and it will dump you Payson. Chili's is on the left. Now we just need to set a time. Yippeee, gits to meet another loungette, you are my third. We will have to make sure our cars don't get dwunk, or at least mine, as I will probably be by myself. If you bring DH, then he can dwive the dwunk car. As for your news, you CAN tell here, we are here to have fun with one another and to SUPPORT one another. And we always have a hug available, can't wait to give you a real one.
Wawa with ur mama, it was a rhyme, I meant it to be. So glad you had a good time and laughed. Laughing is SO GOOD for the soul. You could possibly be done by now, since we are 3 hours apart. Will be checking in for an update.
DorKy, I furcited too to meet MemaSue. The oddest thing will be just calling her "SUE"! And why you woykin so muchly anyways? Hoping all goes well and you and da Scubster can get togedder. Ha ha, I know de Kymn's seequet too!
Karen, Happy Birthday to your sweet baby girl. Sure hope that wine helped with the pissy mood, surely it did? Are those fires anywhere near you?
OMG BEANS! A kilt stool, whatever possessed you to look for that one???? No power outages for us, no powerlines! We make our own, member? Now if the wind were to blow our solar panels down, now that would be a REALLY BAD THING!
Scoobs, sorry bout the Effexor issues, I know these hot flashes are a BIOTCH!
NM, I am so glad I gave you something to help, on your doc rant. I hope you finds LOTS of sites to say mean nasty things bout him. Hope you get some rest.
We got a few inches of snow, suppose to get more today. I surely thought it would help with allergies........but NOOOOOOOO! Wussup wid dat? I always try to think of some kind of banana drink for our MonkeyDay. I thought this Banana's Foster kind of went along with the kilt talk around dis here lounge....LOL!

Ingredients
- Ice
- 1 shot vanilla vodka
- 1 shot banana liqueur
- 1/2 shot butterscotch schnapps
- 1/2 shot chocolate liqueur
- Splash light cream
- Garnish with banana, sliced in 1/2 lengthwise
Directions
- In a rocks glass filled with ice, stir together all ingredients and garnish with banana
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Hi scuba, I have been on effexor for years because of my bipolar. The good effects do out weigh the bad just takes a while for the body to settle in to the drug.
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Hi Goils,
Happy Monkeydey!
Lori, I love how you tied the DOTD to Monkey day and also to Mr. Big. haha, I get it!
Scuby, I will see you in jest a few hours for a big DorkY hug, can't wait.
Karen, wishing your DD the Happiest Birthday of her life. Cheers!
Kathy, I am tinking of you and waiting on an update.
Sue, I am sawry for your loss, sending you some big DorK hugs. Hang in there, lub ya!
NM, hello. You can PM me your doctors name, I would love to give some internet feedback for ya. Nice to see ya, sorry you are so tired, I hope you get a chance to take a long relaxing nap.
To de rest of yese goils, have a groovy dwunken dey. I will see you all tonight when de UFO bwings me home.
PS Where is Stella? Lisa, if you hab her, can you send her back to Sue? Me tinks Sue could use a little Stella Sunshine in her life todey. Tank you!
CheerS!
Peace and love to all yese.......
DorK ♥
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
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One of the mysteries of life is that a two pound box of chocolates can make you gain five pounds.
The reason women over 50 don't have babies is because we would put them down and forget where we put them.
It's time to give up jogging for your health when your thighs keep rubbing together and starting your pants on fire.
What happens if you confuse your Valium with your birth control pills?
You have 12 kids, but you don't really care.Skinny people bug me. They say things like, "Sometimes I forget to eat." Now, I've forgotten my keys, my glasses, my address and my mother's maiden name. But I have never forgotten to eat! You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat!
What is the best way to forget your troubles? Wear tight clothes.
Why is it harder to lose weight as you get older? Because by that time your body and your fat have become really good friends.
My mind doesn't wander, it leaves completely.
What happens when you leave an outfit hanging in your closet for a while? I shrinks two sizes.
It's nice to live in a small town, because if you don't know what you are doing, someone else does.
I read some article which said that the symptoms of stress are impulse buying, eating too much and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That's what I call a perfect day.
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Checkin in for an update on Katrinka...Lori, I love da dwink...back later...
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HA, HA, HA, those funnies made my day, Bernie!!! BOY can I identify with lots of em!
Lori, yeah that DOTD is super cool, reminding us of MonkeyDey AND MR. Big!!! No likker for me today though....but will sit and look at those dwinks! LOL.
Doing good, ladies! Got home around 9:30, slept till 2:30! Dunno why I had to be there at 5:30am, as he scheduled FOUR of us for 7am, and of course even though I arrived first (5:15), I was last on the schedule. But DH ran into a buddy he used to work with and travel with, his wife was having same thing as I was, so they got to chat the entire time. I DID picture all of you there, as I was next to some lockers (in bed) while waiting to go to the OR (and lala land)....had not had lala land shot yet, so was thinking normally (as normal as I can...lol). Anyway I pictured all you HTL loungettes having a party in the lockers!!!
Thanks for all the love and caing! Now I can't wait to hear how Dorkiepoo's appt went, and hope she and ScoobyDoo get to meet up today!!!
Lubs and Hugs,
Katrinka no Dwinka
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NM, When you wrote "DorKable-Pati o'furniture?????? I never would have guess that one! ",I think she was writing it dat way, cuz of how we write tings around heah! I think the way it usually is written is "Patty 'O Furniture"...does that make it clearer? Still hard one to guess though, but I think its really cute! Repeated it to my DH and he thought I had "lost it"! LOL. Hope you can ketchup on all that sleep you missed!!!! While I am typing this, DH is calling the Surgery Center AGAIN to see if the dr dictated my procedure from 2-10, yet!! Aaaarrrggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....doesn't sound like he did it yet.0
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Glad you are home and resting Kathy and all is good. I too am waiting to hear how things went with DorK and her PS and then to see if her and Scuby got to have some face time. I HOPE SO!
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That is SEW neat, Lori!!! I need sumone to dwink for mese toonite! ANy takers? I am twisting ebbry1's arms. Took some lortab, and icing by back....feel purty though.
Cheers! K-no-dwinka
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I will hailp ya drink, Katrink. But you can imbibe virtually! Awe heck, you prolly sleeping. I did not know that this procedure would be that painful, that you would have to ice it and take Lortabs. I can not take those, make a me sick.
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Yay, Katrinka no dwinka so we can dwinka hers! So glad you R okay
Wwwwwwud up Dorky - you okay? Need a report from you too!
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LOL...just reread and saw my faux pas! I meant to say icing "my" back, and that I feel "purdy good".....NOT purty!! YEah, da lortabs made me feel dizzzy and yucky....so made dinner, but still feel a bit weird. Guess thats my excuse for the faux pas, right???? Waiting to hear from Dorkie!!!
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Otey den Lori....I gots it. I can be det at anytime. I gets up early eber day...Wanna say 11? Wese both got ta b good n not dwink but 1 dwink....ewes b by eweself, n me tooo....DH not going to Phx wif me. But wese hafta have 1....must toast...jes hafta. N ewes can call me mema ifin u want....s'ok wif me...LOL...by da way...lub da banana DOTD....it does fit wif da latest genre!
Beans - glad ewes can unnerstan mese beanglish....Lub da posts, specially da kilt stool. Me ma lub'd da Beefeaters, got da Kendricks fer her...said she didn't like it as much. SO...still got it....n lots n lots of Tonic....when ewes be here? huh?
NM - still want to talk to ewes bout that tupid PS...but another time....ewes get to bed and rest up. I won't be far behind ya tanite!
Scoob - what is that Effexor? what is supposed to do?
DorKa - what happened taday?
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OMG....I lost MY MIND!! My last post was response to yesterday...NUTZ! OK...hahahha...LOL...lub all da posts....Kathy....purdy n purty mean same ting to me....hope ewes resting!
Bernie - ewes always makes me laugh....please don't stop...no weelly..don't stop. so funny!!!
My DH jes sed...what time is it...mese sed, 7:30...he's says, 'thats all', mese seys 'yep' n mese ready for nite nite...he seys..'we some 'ol shoes aint we'....YEP!
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Kathy.....glad to see you checking in....
DD had a nice b'day....she got gift cards and checks for her b'day....choc chip b'day cookie...and she picked dinner....steak, baked potatoes, asparagus and salad for those who wanted....even her big brother got her a gift card to Target!!!! I felt special today knowing it was her b'day.....I'm so lucky to be her mother.....Next week is spring break, so you know what she'll be doing...yup shopping!!!!
Ready to pour another glass of wine....
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Karen, So glad your DD had such a nice birthday....and you have every right to be proud to be her mama!
LOL Mema, I didn't mean I wrote "purty" instead of "purdy", but that I said that I "feel purty" when I meant "I feel purty good"! Don't weally feel purty at all!! Yuppers, wese is "some ol' shoes"....dat is sooo funnneeeee! I got onto DH for leaving me the lortab (hydrocodone) and NOT reminding me to take it with food. He thought I would remember the nurse telling me that in recovery....WTH??? Didn't he realize I was so out of it then???? Silly men! Starting to wear off a bit, but still feel horrid with it. Pain was only starting, I am sure now that tylenol would have taken care of it.
Lisa, SO hate to hear that the effexor is making you feel bad....but now that is on the prev page, and I forget what you said about it. Hoping you can sleep well tonight (without the darn hot flashes keeping you up), and that you will feel so much better tomorrow. Did you get to meet Dotty today?
Mema, So glad you and Lori will get to have 1 dwink together...hope someone can take a pic of you both having a toast! That will be awesome.
Karen, that wine doesn't even sound good to me right now....but tomorrow night is another story!
Still waiting to hear from AdorKable....are you okay????
Hugs to all.....
Kathy
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