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  • MemaSue56
    MemaSue56 Posts: 2,061
    edited June 2012

    Oh CynCyn - I wud love love to go...never been there.  But timing is way off.  I have to fill in at work...AGAIN!  This time 4 in a row July 2, 3, 4, 5th....den we git up early Fri da 6th, go to Vegas, git on a plane to Portland, OR.  My DH is NOT happy I agreed to 4 in a row...heavy sigh!  Anyway, Mese wud love to hab a beer wif you.  But hey....don't fret....am trying to work out a trip by meself to that neck of the woods...if DH comes, then I kno we'll be in/or near New Orleans, he has good friend in that area. 

    Hey....I kno it's waaaaayyyy past Pau Hana fer somes of ewe...where r ya...got me wodka dis time...wif berrymix juice.  LOL like dat will keep mese healfie...hahaha. 

  • Mrs_Vino
    Mrs_Vino Posts: 779
    edited June 2012

    Halloeeeeeeee! Mese here witcha Mema! Habbing sum Chardonnay. Went to the pool this afternoon with Aubrey, now hangin out watching Little House on the Prairie with her. We are on the last episode of season one, so now gonna have to buy season two. Love it! Michael Landon was a hottie, Fo Sho, may he RIP, an Carolyn held her own, too!

    Lori, u are so pretty! I love your wedding pics.

    Wait a min, my wine glass is empty all the sudden??? I gots ta fix dis, BBL

  • dara_diverse
    dara_diverse Posts: 5,006
    edited June 2012

    Alli, no need to nessapear for a refill. Duh goil, de tenders are hearz for all yese goils.

    I jest stopped in to see what happening, not much time at de moment cuz DH is needy, always wants me by his side. To watch basketball or fox news. No tanka ewe, no sirree. But I still need to foods him. I be back and hope all yese are hear. 

    Great reading bdw, jest no time to comment. Also gotz to batton down de hatches again, de storm is a cuming. Speaking of, Mr. Big, can you get me my fab dwinkie. you know how I like it. What? No, I mean my dwinks ya little fool. What, yep I said little. Dat's what you git for saying no to spending de night with mese during de bigOff. Still twying to figere out who you went home with, you HO! 

    Cheers ladies! 

     ps bdw, can Stella come to disney world with yese Cyndie? She weally wanna come. And she will be berry good. She knows to act like a sweet young lady while in public, jest don't let her run off alone. DAT is when she bigz twoulbe with a captail W! hehe. okey, must go, mese in twouble with mese man. cuz mese bad. it is de stella being a bad influence agen and agen and agen. she suck. yup. she stanky too. and she made my fart sad. Cant talk about it. Oh, mise, mese was sighing off. Did I say Cheers? If not den CHEERS, hot rears and no fn fears. 

    clink clink~~~

  • Mrs_Vino
    Mrs_Vino Posts: 779
    edited June 2012

    Well, mese is busted. I went home for de refill, cause dats where Mr Big is Dorothy. Pwease done bees Mad at me, K? I jus gettin all kinda cwazy wit de testosterone help. Now, Mr Big did not tail me hims whereabouts las nite, he jus showed up dis ayem when mese got home fwum church. Tanks to Jesus it was communion Sunday. An let me jus reinnerate de fact dat Mr Big was justified in his winnings ;-)

  • Mrs_Vino
    Mrs_Vino Posts: 779
    edited June 2012

    Watching Miss USA, and Alabama, New Jersey, and Nevada in de top 10! Woo Hoo!

  • MemaSue56
    MemaSue56 Posts: 2,061
    edited June 2012

    LOL Alli n DorKa - mese cwackin up heres.  Jes had to pop in...but dis puter da pits, n bitch da last couple days...mese had to shut it off, restart mese puter...geeeezzzz.  N e way...gots lots done taday, but kicked my arse....

    And Yes Alli....mese knos Mr Big can live up to his name...yea...mese b tankin da jesus dat ewe did ur repenten b4 Mr Big showed up...uh huh...ok goil...mese b waiting ta hear your penince after confession...uh huh...mese watchin ewe!!..n Big too...mese suppose ewe sho'd him ewe 'microphone' too...dintchu...uh huh...OK...nuf of dat...Dorothy...dis goil needs some serious 'intervenchun'...mese mean serious!!!  Or we cud jes send her some more 'toys' den she leave da tenders alone maybe?

    CynCyn - hear dat...Stella wants to go to Disney World n Epcot wif ewe n da kids...tink about it K?  Wese kno how she's can be a bit a trouble...n ewe boys...dey of age..so ifin ewes take da Stella..got keep ewe peepers on her at all times...jes so's ewe knos...mese speakin f/da sperience.  K?

    O goils...mese arse is junk...nite nite...sleeps tite...or loose...whateva twips ewer twigger!!! 

    MUAH!!

  • MemaSue56
    MemaSue56 Posts: 2,061
    edited June 2012

    GO GO GO MS NEVADA!!!  NITE ALLI!

  • MemaSue56
    MemaSue56 Posts: 2,061
    edited June 2012

    Oh, n Lori...forgot to tail ya...mese hairs on me head...well da hairs on da left is curlier...lots curlier, den da hairs on da right!  Do other goils kno bout dis phenomenon?  LOL! 

  • Mrs_Vino
    Mrs_Vino Posts: 779
    edited June 2012

    My pics after evening gown are Georgia, Nevada, and Rhode Island

  • Cyndielou
    Cyndielou Posts: 1,459
    edited June 2012

    Hiya goils..just peekin in for a sec....of course Stella can join us ... I will keep a good eye or two on her foah shoah...I'es so tired toonite goils...cant stick around...but you all have fun foah me okie???  Will check in when I'm at woik....shhhh....our secret.

  • Mrs_Vino
    Mrs_Vino Posts: 779
    edited June 2012

    Are u kidding me?? First three pics in top five, Georgia, Nevada, rhode island!! Woo hoo! Then Maryland and ohio

  • dara_diverse
    dara_diverse Posts: 5,006
    edited June 2012

    Happy sundey funDey night goils!

    Mese back and ise partaying. Ennybuddy here with me?

    Alli, so glad you are having some quality family time. Nice that you made it to church todey. I has been berry bad with that lately. I go in spurts but do know how to worship and pray from mese own surroundings. SHowinG up is def better.

    NM, hoping to see you tomorree and see you all refweshed after an ez weekend? De official full moon not til de twosdey I tink. Hope de wild lunar looneys left ya alone. 

    Mema, mese so fern fircited for you and KawinkaDeTravelaire'. YOu be de most popular goil to bisit dese daze and mese happiestest for yese all meating you and de people who meet you. De Lori alweddy did and de Heather and now de KatwikaDeJudge. Wow. I got news for yese, mese gets to meet de Katwinka but it top secret. hehe. Ya see, she sez de ufo is bwinging her to mese for a Chwistmas presence. Ha, get it, presents/presence hehehe, mese habbing a ball with mese silly self and dat becuz mese bin dwinking since de ay emm todey. Oh, mese so badliest. But not as bad as de Stella Banella!

    I think Chrissy biddy chillaxing in her reclinder on dis MonKeydeY. It is about 11:15 in de aye em in oz and she tinking about if she should come to de htl for lunch or stay and have lunch and som dessert with her DH. I tink she will stay cuz she wild and crazy bout her man. I know menny secrets bout dem two and dey are ------. No chit. And nope, mese not tailing. And dont twy getting de 411 from de Stella cuz mese no tailed her eny of dis cuz mese know CB tailed me in competence so I no tail ennybuddy her secrets. You all be jailous, dat FOR SHO. 

    Cydie, Lori DOES live in de middle of de dessert and is berry happy dere despite de heat of de summer. She a tough one.  And if it not too late goil, I say de hail with de bills. Buy likker instead den you won't care about de bills. Dontcha olny wish we could blow of de bills. Hate dem.  And you missy, you werk a lot. Do you werk ebberdey? And how ya feeling, dose rat b burns getting better? Mese been praying for ya mese sister. Have fun with your boys, enjoy each

    Bernie, mese hope your hung obberly ting is all done and you feels good. Weddings are so much funliest events for all. De dey after, anudder story. I have not been to a wedding for so long and would love to have been dere. I bet an Irish wedding is funlier than a US wedding. And I bet you dont hab weddings in churches with de reception in de church hall with no likker. Did dat once, it was not so fun. Shoulda brought mese flask. Although nice seeing people, not nearly as fun since it was not a parTAY! 

    Juliet, sawry you has to virtually dwink but you know you can portend to be dwinking for weal. I like doing dat at werk. I visualeiz de drink being poured, den being dwanken, den being in mese brain which is cornected to mese fart. And when mese fart is happy, I'ze is happy cuz me feels dwunkly even dough I not weally dwinking at werk. Ya see, dey confiscated mese widdle bottle and dese watching me closely. So if you portend, by all means don't have a weel bottle in yers drawer cuz management fwowns uppond dat. hehe.  Surprised.Mese antiestablishmint but dere are dumb rules dat I must follow. Chip, dat why werking so stunkliest. If only wese COULD dwink. So ennyway, Cheers...make de best of whatcha got and be grateful to has a job. 

    Lori, your wedding pics are beautiminousest! You rocked that ubber short hair but I do like yer hair better long. I is alway gellous of goils with long hair. Mese has nebber gotten too much past mese shoulders. And goil, I wanna go to Hawaii, dat is one place I have not yet been to and would jest love to git there. Hmmm, maybe when I remarry my ex? ohhh, Stella made mese say that. She does like him better dan DH but don't tail ennybody mese said. She craazy enyway! And me and Stella wanna come and be with your DH when he packs up his tings. Can we come? Mema Sue will get lonely in his pocket by her dernself. And I sez "de more de maryier"! I hope yer DH doesn't mind a few goils in his pockets hehe. 

    What? Pants, I must not hab hurd to corectelly. You sez Katwinka what???? So wherz her DH den? Oh mise, gottsta go and infestigage what Pants be saying about Hunk and de innocent Katybunkadunka. Might be back but mese berry tired. Had an ubber fab dey at mese pool and portending mese was in de bahamas.yeah mon!

    See yese on monKEYdey, make is a grate night.

    Cheers!  

  • dara_diverse
    dara_diverse Posts: 5,006
    edited June 2012

    ohh, mese bump all yese goils. cuz me so dwunk took me hours to talk about tings.

    who winning, mese did not know it on. prolly ober. mese snooze me lose. but mese wud not snoozing, jest losing. 

    we are all miss america's for our own states/cuntries. sawry cyn and juliet, you goils has to battle it out. Or ask de boyz! 

    dIS Miss NJ gone to bed. goonight ms. ky. goodnight ms. az. night night ms fl goils.goodnight ms nebada. good night miss bama. and you too miss maine. who'd I miss? mese dwunk. so will sez good night and have dreams of being de weel miss whereber we ares!!!

    cheers!! DorKy, obber n out. 

  • Mrs_Vino
    Mrs_Vino Posts: 779
    edited June 2012

    Well, Mrs Rhode Island won it. D, she closest to NM, right? Well, she was bewwy pertiest, an a smawt goil, too.

    K, mese goin to bed now. Lub y'all!

  • BernieEllen
    BernieEllen Posts: 2,285
    edited June 2012

    Royal Jamboree Punch
    ingredients
    300ml Beefeater London Dry Gin
    5tbsp strawberry jam
    5tbsp lemon juice
    100ml Dubonnet
    300ml red grape juice
    Lemonade
    method
    Pour all ingredients except lemonade in a punch bowl or jug and stir well, making sure the jam is mixed thoroughly.
    Add ice, top with lemonade and serve in highball glasses.
    Garnish with thin slices of lemon (lemon wheels), fresh strawberries sliced in half and sliced red grapes.  

  • BernieEllen
    BernieEllen Posts: 2,285
    edited June 2012

    Loved the videos.  Beautiful house.

    Spent all day yesterday watching the Queen's Jubillee celebrations. 

  • Cyndielou
    Cyndielou Posts: 1,459
    edited June 2012

    gmorning! Happy Monkey day, berry berry sleepy.....Sue your hair....about 15 years ago I was a berry sickly lady....I went in for a tubal ligation and the surgeon effed me up and tore me all up inside..I ended up in ICU hooked  up to all kinds of chit with a breathing tube and in a chemical coma for about a month ...n e way, to make my long story short...I lost a lot of hair int he back of my head from laying on it I suppose..when it grew back it came back all curley..I used to spend a fortune on perms...havent spent a dime since that fiasco. 

    Lori....I noticed your coo coo clock in your video.. I also noticed it wasnt working when you were filming..do you leave it off?  I have one that my grammy gave me...I keep it tick tocking I hardly notice how loud it is essept for when the time is off which is quite a lot. I also want to partayy in the pocket with you goils..send me the ufo k?

    Mornin Dorty....yes, I wish I could blow off da bills....and I used to do that..a lot...hence the reason I dont have any credit cards no moah...Ima the goodliest goil now and pay all dem damn bills right away..trying to re establish my badly tarnished credit score. 

    Eberyone have the bestliest day!

    Cyn 

  • Cyndielou
    Cyndielou Posts: 1,459
    edited June 2012

    ahhhh...just seeing ya Bernie!!  Whats a queens Jubillee???

  • juliet62
    juliet62 Posts: 3,246
    edited June 2012
  • juliet62
    juliet62 Posts: 3,246
    edited June 2012
  • juliet62
    juliet62 Posts: 3,246
    edited June 2012
    queen elizabeth II has been on the throne for 60years.  dorty, i was in charge aka driving the crazy bus so i at to set a good example for my co workers by not drinkingInnocent     cyn -must meeet up with you , hopsitasl going to have new computer system so the next 3 months we all haev crazy scedules , do you go to disney often or universal etc
  • goldie0827
    goldie0827 Posts: 6,826
    edited June 2012

    Yes Sue, leaving tomorrow for Phx, blindside on Wednesday, doctor Thursday and then home on Friday, unless we decide to make the drive Thursday. The only thing George is losing for sure, is packing for us. That is all we are doing. We are taking OUR stuff and bringing it back here. The other business can stay there. Just have to wait and see what happens. I have some hair that is almost straight, the hair on top IS straight, and then I have my ringlets!

    Cyn, the town is my yard, yes. It is the fence we built, to keep the critters out of my garden. We are in the high desert, 6000'.  The spare room is available anytime! And your secret is safe with us. I check in from work too sometimes. That was so sad to read about illness and coma, how scary. So glad you are ok now, well with that anyways. Now you have the F'ing RB to deal with. As for my coo coo clock (you are very obserbant) it was my grandma's and very sensitive and if it's not hanging just right, it won't stay working. DH likes to slam the door, and it jiggles that wall, just enough to knock it off kilter, and I get tired of trying to adjust it just right, and sometimes can't get it at all.

    Alli, glad you are enjoying Little House with Aubrey. Another good show is Andy Griffith, we have all the seasons of it. Opie was SO cute when he was real little.

    DorK, you are a nut. Love your rant to Mr. Big! Great idea to send Stella with Cyn to Disney World, wish I could go! Haha, I too am sure DH would love some girls in his pockets!

    Bernie, that punch looks mighty yummy. Thank you for the compliments, you asked to see our houses, so I posted that, it is a few years old. I did it to show my family, my mom and son are the only ones who have seen it.

    Julie, I like the wodka for cleaning too! It works like a charm.

    NM, I hope your weekend went well and I am just going to yump into da pewl, so we don't bump, hehe.

    Let's have some FUNKY MONKIES today:

    In a blender add all ingredients...blend...pour into classic glass(this is a mixed drink) very smooth....drink through a straw..

  • nativemainer
    nativemainer Posts: 8,132
    edited June 2012

    Good morning, Loungettes! Chilly and rainy here today, started yesterday afternoon. Flood warnings out, the pond is back in the yard. I'm actually considering turning the furnace on for a little bit, 53 degrees in the house is just a bit on the cool side for my tastes. The weekend went reasonably well by my standards, but I'm wondering what the supers will say at our every other weekly meeting on Friday. I feels o caught between providing good patient care and meeting the productivity and management expectations of the supers. Maybe it's time to get out of nursing and go to work at something where I won't have to worry about all this crap anymore. Something simple like nuclear physics or underwater basket weaving. Arrgghhh, time will tell.


    Goldie--sounds like you've got a good plan set up for getting your stuff back. I like the idea of going with a legal eagle, helps keep things on the up and up and adds an intimidation factor. Drop in and update us when you can!


    Wahine--HTLK is my fingers getting furcited and not cooperating with my brain! Was aiming for HTL, not sure where the K cums from. . . .


    Bernie--LOL!! The cottage and the puppies are ADORABLE!!!!!!!


    Mrs. Vino--I'm so jealous of you getting to go to church, especially since I just found out my little church is being closed. Not enough people attending, and the pastor is moving away. Sigh.


    Goldie--send some of that heat out East, will ya? My fingernails are blue!
    Isn't technology wonderful? You can be anywhere and still conduct business as if you were at the office. Sometimes that's a good thing, sometimes not, but right now, GOOD! What a beautiful wedding pic!!! Where is George's wife in all this? I hope she's busting his balls, no pun intended. . .


    Mema--Wow, do you know how to do a ketchup post! Busy lady!!!


    CynCyun--I've been to Epcot once, got a Leibfraumilch in the Germany section, very good especially since I was coming down with a cold (medicinal alcohol, don't you know). Would love to go back and hit them all up!

    DorKable-- the lunar loonies DID leave me alone, they all were of the "I don't want services" variety, which means I didn't make productivity this weekend. I seem to be fuc#ed if I do and fuc#ed if I don't! But, I did get to sleep and eat lunches and generally not run around like a (ahem) lunatic.

    Bernie--I've never seen a punch recipe with jam in it! Sounds very yummy and rather dangerous, though!

    Juliet--now THAT is cleaning the GOOD way!!!

    Princess Glitter Sizzle's DOTD is the God Bless the Queen
    1 1/2 tsp Benedictine
    1 1/2 oz Beefeater Gin
    1/2 oz Dry Vermouth

    Directions
    Stir all ingredients with ice, strain into a cocktail glass, and serve.

  • MemaSue56
    MemaSue56 Posts: 2,061
    edited June 2012

    Morning DahhhlinKas!  Ha...added da 'a' ha ha...not a typo either...jes cuz.

    Alli, DorKa n Cyn had a bit of fun last nite during da Miss US contest.  Alli...you fashionista...you had da top 3...mese impressed.  When I signed off went in ta bed turned on mese TV...der was Lil House...made me laugh. 

    Bernie - Beefeaters was me moms fav...so mese will dwink to dat and alot of dat!!!  YUM!

    Lori - I shared my hair thing cuz you tol me bout yours being straighter on one side den the other in Phx.  Member?  I don't think DH wud mind habin a few of us in his back pocket either...make sure tings git done right.  George will be OK, but really glad you have legal counsel.  Da xPB of my sons, after almost 2 years of lawyers ended up with $40K.  Only cuz she helped found and set up da company.  My DS had all da brains n did all da labor, she jes did contacts n da books.  And only for 18 mos, and she git that much.  Make me sick.  But glad to be rid of her dat PB.  MONKEY-DEY...YEAH!!!  N dat DOTD has brandy (poifek) an icecream...ummmm...sounds tooo yum yum yummy!  Oh...n I member your backyard too, also in Phx.

    CynCyn - jes love dat abbreviation xPB....mese tinks it'll get used alot around here.  That was some chit to go thru for a tubal...keerist!!  Scary chit!  My hair was poker straight and fine pre RB chemo.  Now it's thicker, more coarse, and curly...well mostly.  I too used spend tons a money on da perms, quit dat bout 10 years ago.  Now...we'll I'm happy to have ever little hair on mese head.

    Juliet - dat wud b gr8 if ewe cud meet up wif CynCyn.  She gonna hab Stella, so wese better see some pics of all ya! Well, mese don mean ALL ya as in nekked...jes da group...neber mind...teehee.  Funny u post bout wodka...dat chit woiked weelly goot fer me yest in cleaning mese house...LOL!

    HAPPY...

    MONKEY-DEY...

  • MemaSue56
    MemaSue56 Posts: 2,061
    edited June 2012

    Good Morning NM - Glad your weekend wasn't tooo rough on ya.  Yikes!  That temp is too chilly fer me too.  If I could, I'd gladly ship some of our heat (was 107 yest) your way.  Supposed to get windy again and drop below 100 tamary.  Like that really makes a diff?  Gotta git ready for da pewl...Later Ladies!

  • goldie0827
    goldie0827 Posts: 6,826
    edited June 2012

    NM, I am not so sure George's wife knows about any of this. You see, when we joined as partners, we both put in X amount of $$$. George got his from monies that were being saved from his DD's college fund. So it was always said, to not mention any of that to the Mrs. Now, how she would not know this, is beyond me. But, maybe she doesn't and that is one of the reasons George is so angry? I don't know, but shall find out Wednesday!

  • nativemainer
    nativemainer Posts: 8,132
    edited June 2012

    The story just gets better and better!

  • Mrs_Vino
    Mrs_Vino Posts: 779
    edited June 2012

    Mornin ladies. NM, hate that about your church. Least you can visit the HTL blowup church, right?

    Just took Aubret to camp. She is going to her favorite camp this week, Camp Hi-Ho. Only let her go one week out of the summer, cause it's so expenive, and this is the week! The owners are Jenniffer Lawrence's family (The Hunger Games) and they run the show. Kinda cool, her Dad and brother do alll the work.

    Now, came home to grab a few things, then heading out to the gym, just thought I'd check in. I have decided to quit pecking at the keyboard and use the typing skills I learned in the ninth grade. Yep, that's right, got both hands and all fingers. left on the asdf, right on the jkl;, it's all coming back. Hopefully I can get quicker at typing and keep up with you guys!

    Lori, just saw the video of your home, it's so great! Love all the wood, is your hubby a carpenter? And the views are amazing! Love that you can see the Shady Lady from your room. Love your shower with the seat, too. Do you collect antique dolls and bears? Love them sitting around, and all your cool nick nacks. The bird houses in the spare bedroom are very cute. Thanks for sharing your home with us! There were other videos, a few of a girl clogging, was gonna watch if she is related to you? Mese is so Nosy! lol

    Mema,, have fun at the pool! Awesome job on the 5 Lbs., next time you are at the grocery, pick up a 5# bag of sugar, that always makes me feel better, and you  won't say "it's only 5 pounds" anymore. Go You!

    Well, would love to practice my typing skills, but I need to get moving. See y'all lata, tata's!

  • BernieEllen
    BernieEllen Posts: 2,285
    edited June 2012

    First part of the flotilla 

  • BernieEllen
    BernieEllen Posts: 2,285
    edited June 2012

    The Cake