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Its orla Hi goils its me I missed da party
Any who just got back from ER my mother we thought heart attack nope its beginning stages of emphysema she couldn't breathe due to this heat and some how she pulled out her shoulder she is 63 and has survived breast cancer twice !
So if there is a party I just started mine
mema u so cute
undie good to see u the boyzzz massage sounds good
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cyn oh I would b a director of a school recuirement in charge of 10 peeps sorry cant spell mese dwinking
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Oh Orla, how scary. Your mom is so young. Hope she can get the emphysema under control, and no more scares like that. Wonder how she pulled her shoulder? Here's a BIG dwink fo ya, after all that, you need several dwinks, and let us know how your mom does, ok?
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Wow....!!! Looks like I missed quite the partayyyy last night ladies...way to get wasted!!! NM you definately are Naitive Mainah with the Wicked.....I...of course say it all the time and I get called on it..just comes natural..like some people say Fixin.....Imagine NM your welcome from Sadie when you get back.
Sue, yeah...Im am getting those SE's from this whole hysterecomy thing....they are so frequent...my onc said they should taper off and not be so pleantyful at some point.
Nice to see you Shannon hanging out in the hammock with all the boy's attention.
. Lori, Im feeling ok. I still have pain and Im uncomfortable but I guess this is why they gave me so much time to recoup. Lots coming up this week..tons of family visits..my bro that I havent seen in 5 years and his two boys and my sister..an aunt and uncle from DE coming for my grams 95th birthday. We taking her on a dinner cruise on Tampa Bay. Bizy bizy...Orla..glad your mom didnt have a heart attack...but emphazeyma isnt fun either..is she a smoker? Again GL on your interviews..routing for you.
I may stop in to check out the fun later.. it all depends on my skype date later this evening.
Love ya goils.
bottoms up!
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Thank uuuu I love u guys
she is a smoker shes like hardcore Ive survived breast cancer twice nothing phases me. her breqast surgeon did my mastectomy she saw generational cancer. weird but that's the case
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MEMA-The doctors job is to figure out what's best for your DD. I'm sure they'll figure out a good solution,in the meantime don't make yourself sick. Stress is bad for your health. I'm sending you a bloody mary and a mai tai to start your day. ORANGE-Sorry about your mom,I have the same problem w/mine. She's smoked for over 50 years,not gotten cancer(two of her kids did who don't smoke),survived a 2 week stay in the hospital due to lack of oxygen from bronchitis so now she's untouchable. CYN-Have fun on that cruise. I love the water and boats. Had a great time w/the sibs doing the whale watching. Would do it again in a second. KAT-I only stay away when i'm obsessively researching BC chit,lol. I research a toaster to death before I buy so you can imagine what I do for this stuff. I've been T.E. researching like a maniac but i'm taking the weekend off to par-tay with you goils,yay! LORI-You missed the party again but now I know why-you're hiding in the bushes with your camera! Are you making a BC Girls Gone Wild tape?
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Hi girls, so busy here but had to pop in for a few dwinkies between storms here. working in the yard and it feels good. decided against logging in to the sweat shop today (work) but must put in some hours over the weekend or get my ass beat next week. ughhh, ok ok, life is good.
been reading but no time to respond. Know I love you girls. Sue praying for your DD. And praying that all of you stay or get well. Peace out girls, it is the only way....cheeRs!
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I vote for man#4 as mr biggliest! oh my...
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Oh I don't Dork,number 3 looks pretty good. But why argue,let's just get out the rulers and magnifying glasses,heheheheheh. It's a BIG task but someone's got to do it
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LOL Cyn, I think I was the one that said lets get "wicked" smashed...but don't know where that came from as I NEVAH say it! Maybe NM was in my head and took over!! Didn't know it was regional slang....nice to learn things here (I mean he-ah). Oh, I had 2 "Fatty Natty's" for you today. Well, really for me, but thought of you (does that count?). We had mugs and grub at a pub, and went glub, glub. LOL. Have fun skype-ing!
Unde and Dorkie you two are so funnneeeee......but yeah like a toss-up betwn 3 (bigger) and 4 (longer)....but ya know, for me, dose outfits don't do nuttin fer me! I'll stick to our regular Tenders.....you all can have these guys!!! And Juliet (tsk tsk)...posting such a picture!! I think you are WANTING a spanking from Pants!!! LOL.
Mema, Many, many thoughts and prayers going out to your family, esp to Jennifer. I can only imagine how worried you are. Did you decide to drive out there? I am glad they are keeping you updated, and HOPING and PRAYING to hear good news really soon.(((((Mema Sue)))))
Dorkie, we got rain too, and lots of lightning....hope you are ok!
Huggies and Muggies of Beeries,
Kath
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O Tay Den Goils....les dwink!!! Jennifer (DD) is resting and hooked up wif da anti-bio's n some good dwugs. I'm jealous!! j/k. She has been admitted but so far only for a 12 hr drip and in that time they SHOULD, that is the operative word, have some answers. So, I'm relaxin, habing what Shannon gib me...Thanks Unde! U r right, stress is a killer!! Had to LOL bout you online all da time, researching dis n dat n toasters too. DD does that too, but we already kno how bad things are in LV. I jes want her to get OK then go somewhere else for the real scoop. Ya kno...when she was late teens, early 20's...she had FREQUENT UTI's and her BP was outta control. Went to specialist after specialist. This pill that pill, etc etc. One idiot even told her, since you aren't involved with a guy, but do the occasional Brown Chicken Brown Cow, then here is a script, take it on those nites when u think u gonna get layed. Well that was the gist. I didn't buy it, begged her for years to get 2nd opinion. Finally she goes to my guy in Santa Barbara...he is the one, the ONLY one who finally diagnosed her properly with that rare kidney disease. So...we don't like/trust too much in the LV area.
Lori - gonna smash dat camera if mese sees a BC Girls Gone Wild on you tube like Unde say...j/k....I mean, I kno u wudn't do dat...dis is fer r eyes only n if terlet where mese ends up..so b it. HATE not habbin no tp tho...dat is adding insult to injury fo sho! Thank ewe Thank ewe Thank ewe....for being there for me....MUAH!!!
Orla - sorry bout u mom...but glad was not a heart attack, but yes, emphysema not goot either. (((Orla n Mom))) n prayers too! Oh n way cool girl bout da job hunt. Some you goils sooo dang smart, make me feel toopid...but only when I dwunk...otherwise I'm da smartest biatch out der...heehee.
Cyndielouwho - yes...6 weeks dammit...dats minimum...K? I kno u feel better but inside u not...so goot u got that time off...but u gots lotsa family coming in so don't ober do it. Ref the menopause tapering off without hrt...good luck with that!
And, who is da skype date wif??? Don't matter, don't tail me...jes hab a goot time. How do u say it..Don't behave?...sumpin like dat? Lub ya goil!wowowowowowow...Julie...holysmoly...im tongue tied...or wud like to b n e way...o...mind in gutter...LOL Dorka and Shannon. LMAO....we gonna hab fun wif dis tanite mese tinks.
Kachink Dears!!!
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came back in to look at de biggliest boys again, hehe. dey have cute ones. what IS dat ting against dere wieners? so funneee!
mema, our Junie used to come in and take all of our pictures den use dem for bride bait. she was so much fun. and i heard she sent Cyn a handbag full of money ching ching ching, go Cyn!
saying more prayers for de Jennifer goil. tell her we love her cuz we love you and family is family! mwahhh Sue and huggies too!!!
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My eyes my eyes....dey like sandpaper from squinting at dem biggliest boys again...mmm mmm. JenGirl jes called. Will prolly b in til Monday as doc waiting on blood cultures. 48hrs??? She begging for a CT but he is giving her grief about how to justify it. She tail him all about it, n he say...we'll see...wait on cultures...piece of crap. Fever still spiking, she is mopping n mopping herself. Dillon (her stepson) bringing some food for she and his dad. She will eat, send DH home (if he'll go) and she will try to rest. Yeah, like you can do that in da hosp. OK...nuf bout dat...cept to say thanks again for all the hugz n prayers.
Am gonna git my phn charger, plug iit in my bedroom and lay down. Will try to pop in tamary b4 my 6ayem shift..ugh.
LUBZ N HUGZ!!!
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(((((((((sue))))) prayers for jenniferthat she gets the right doc.orla where does your mum live? because believe it or not fl is one of the leaders in getting integrated support for copd/emphysema , its really importent she maintains lung functions. is there a better breathers club in her area? my mother was doing a copd rehab programme and she had less chest infections last winter. re that picture there i was checking how team gb was doing,they had an amazing day,6x golds when i saw that i was shocked!
i had to go and lie down! now having a glass of moscato or 2 to recover and to celebrate our team, they have all been amazing. i loved the one comment it was a rowing race and the women were going to be gb's first gold they said the volenteers have abandoned all pretense of neutrality and are at the riverside cheering them on
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my family at the football tonight guess who their supporting!
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Mema-The docs in NV aren't the best. My brother had surgery in Reno and LV and finally went to California so they could fix him. You can't go wrong with UCLA or Mayo.
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Love the family pic, Juliet! Good info for Orla, too.
Strange that so many of us know the drs in LV do not have a great reputation! Hope that Jen is resting well, and her fever and infection go away. AND that she can get some excellent doctors! Hope you can get some sleep too, tonight, Mema. I know how worried you must be. We are still circling you with love, and prayers, and keeping Jen uppermost in our prayers. I hope she can feel all the love being sent out for her, too.
Quiet night in the lounge, just think there are so many health issues for loungettes and family, that I, for one, will feel more like partaying later, when we have things to celebrate, and hopefully lots of good news, and healing.
Hugsssssssssss,
Kath
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i so dwunk, i do good work when drunk. Hugs to all. And Sue, hope to hear something good soonliest. nighty night. I might pass out on my grass, so much to do and i am gonna try more. took beofre pics and hope to be proud to share my transformation pics. so exciting to be back at it! cheers loves, gonna dream about dose funny looking guys with the biggliest male parts. hope dey not gay, way to kill a dweam! Cheers again! hehe!
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mema in my prayers
undie glad you understand.Any good news about the TES u seem to b taking them well.
Mine were out after the second fill about a 3 weeks after. I was really sore with them but that could be because I had them put in right after masectomy.
Wahine yes ill stick to my tenders to...wheres Vino been she cracks me up
Hi Juliet,Dork
oh cyn heres your pain pills
Ill pop in Later
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sorry goils it was only supposed to show the first picture
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Lara, I hope your mom is doing better. I can relate, my mom has COPD, and yes she smokes.....HEAVILY.
Cyn, sounds like you have lots of fun coming up, and I hope your Skype date went well.
LOL Shan, I'm not telling! But always fun to watch you goils!!!!
Doze some camel toes Julie??? Me tinks dey look gross, sorry goyles.
I still have a whole page to read, but has to get moving. DH and I are going on a date. Taking a ride out to Sunrise Ski Resort and taking a ride on the chairlift. Love to all, y'all are on your own for a DOTD. Will see ya's later or in the morn. Be thinking about you all day Sue and your DD, praying for the best.
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whoo cyn cyber date how it go ..
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it looks like the format is messed up again. Orla, those some funny posts you made. Loved the animated ones. How you feeling?
Heard from Sue, her sweet daughter's fever broke, still waiting for the other tests to come in. Praying hard for my girl.
Well hate to do it, but time to log into work. My fingers are raw and my legs are so sore but it is good pain as it is from hard work.
ps Lara, you will get there, it has been over two years for me and I am still not done. If my shitty titty would stop shifting into my armpit, I would be done. Hang tough doll.
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LOL Lori, you made me go back a page and see what I missed when you mentioned Juliet posting "camel toes". But those were guys, camel toes are only on girls...at least thats what I *think* anyway!!! Unless I missed a girl pic somewhere. Have a FANTASTIC date today...sounds like fun, and should be awesome views from the chair lift, right? Hoping for good visibility....gonna take pics?
Yeah Dorkie, format screwed up again! Going to prev pg, it is ok, but this one is *twilight zone music* weird. So neat you are getting to do that yard work, and making your place look awesome!!! Can't wait to see pics.
Orla, those were funneeeee! I Like the one "...on the fourth day...." and the expanding man....which is prolly why so many of us are overweight. I know I used to move around a lot more watching tv at night...got up every commercial and did SOMETHING.....but now with recorders, can just skip past ads, plus tape tooooo many shows. Awwwww.....technology.
Ankle still hurts like heck....touched an area next to ankle bone (lightly) and still excruciating. But most of the time, no pain, just when I touch it to see if it still hurts...LOL.
Geez some of you are having so many probs with the TE's and implants. I didn't know how lucky I was at the time, but I had no problems. Of course having the TE's put in at time of bilat mast was very painful, and seemed to take forever to heal with those darn drains being in for weeks, but no complications, so I consider that very lucky. But I'm supposed to have them checked every 6 mo-1 yr, and I think now its been at least 1.5 yrs...so guess I better go in for that. Just a "manual mammo" so didn't think he really could find much that way.SO glad JenGirl's fever broke, and sure still praying for her continued healing, and that they find what caused this, and it will not be anything major. Glad you were able to go to work Sue, but that they are updating you often. Hugs and love and prayers still going out to your family!
Sweet SunDey, Sexies!
Kathy
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I am working but had to pop in for a drink. Just heard shocking news. The coach of the phila eagles son was found dead. He has two boys and both have been in so much trouble with the law, drugs and guns. Sad for the coach.
How's drinking what? I coud use a fukkitol about now. So much to do, wish I could just say fukitol.
My heart is heavy, thinking of Sue's DD. What great people, hate when things like this happen to such great people. But so glad that our support is helpful to her. Our relationships here are priceless. I am overwhelmed with the love i feel between all of ye wonderful goils. kk, back to work. Cheers!
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Oh Dotty, that is so sad. Hadn't heard that yet, but will keep his family and friends in my prayers. Here, a GREAT BIG fukitol for ya...
I agree with what you said in your last paragraph.
Cheers to you too!!!! And Hugs,
Kath
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soooooooo weird with our avatars in the posts ahead of us yet again.....ya think the mods and techies have sumtin agains us dwunks?????
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