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OMG, I juest twied to catch up, got through de page numbero nine-oh-two but need to still read paige numberow nine-OH-foo. but ye goils been so farn dunny, yese cwacking me de hail up. It is a good morning and mese dont need to take enny fukitol pills. i jest dwink, dat all mese knees, nopping else, no surrrreeeebop.
Mema, uh, you bisiting NJ and PA. Ya see, you fly to Philfadelfia but we comes obber de Ben Fwankin britches to NJ, silly goil, me libs in joysey. for de recor d, mese dont tawk like NY'er or northern NJ'her. mese has filly accentuano.
oops, i jest pulled me finger, hope mese dont stank up de lounge.
I wanna talk more to all ye, oh so much morely. i mean oh my gawd, de posts on page numbrero sombero nine-oooh-twee is's too funny. You goils de best. myfart runnest obber wit h luv luv lub, all we need is luv. did i say i love ye goils? whale, chit dern bucking aye, i shirley do love each of you. I so sad I has to go to bayed. not with ed though. ya know, bay-ed, as in bed in inglish but in jive it bese bayED. jive tawking mama dat i am. it a secret. ennyway, hey Camille-kazi - you sooooo funnyest, who knew. you cwack my ebberwiddeningwhitearse up too, Lordy, we got anudder dwunst amonst. love u already goily.
Beanie, come out and play, clean de bus and load er up for a big partay tomorree, sundey and mondey true friedey of nexted wekk. oops, mese drunk, gotta go to bayed. but one more ting,,,
to Suz, Cam aka camikozzi and my dear Cwissy-cwoss-bee, I so sorry for yur farts with losing our friend bee, i even knew her from posts and i do not bisit stage iv oftenly. oopsie poo's, ,mese means hearts. ya see, fart is code for fart as is bff isewet code for bigfatbiothdatiworkwith.
big is here to carry me, gotta fly...to de moon with my man. good dey, be back at 1 pee em when mese and big git up. Cheers!
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bernie lmao really omg rolling on the floor laughing
Cammie u belong here u funnyyyy
Hi dork
Juliet whew almost passed out on those tenders can I have one
Goldie,mema heart u
wahine u bk from cruise ville
Hi cyn Pain pill? k heres a dwink for everyone and a pain pill
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Omg....Orla.....Bernie...really??? I cant believe there are so many natural things that are so fallic (sp). Gross.
DorK...have you gotten thru everything yet??... Dont work too hard this weekend.
Good Morning everyone!!!
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OMG all those phallic symbols are sooooo funnnneeeee! OK, gotta add anudder one, a real one. This is ACTUALLY the marker at the entrance to where my parents lived (the house my dad just sold, in Lanikai)....sooo many people have their pic taken in front of it. SO, to give directions, we would mention going past the "phallic symbol", and it is up high, as you drive up past the ocean below, so can't miss it....LOL....

To show how large it is....
The history (if anyone cares!)....
Lanikai Marker: This stone and concrete marker was built in 1924 by Charles
Frazier at the entrance of the New beach subdivision Lanikai. Approximately 300
acres of land was acquired from Harold Castle's holdings and W.G. Irwin Estate
and renamed Lanikai for this development. There are beautiful views of Kailua Bay and Flat
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NM, always a pleasure to take a morning swim with you.
Such naughty girls, wif dere naughty pictures.....LMAO. I'm gonna make it new, LMEWWAO!!!!
Oh ya, I looked at da butts too, but din't find one to match mine. I have a flat ass.
Kathy, along with the Tenders, we are so glad to have you have you back, we missdid ewe.
That WAS a LOT of copy O'lara! LOL.
Cyn, tanks foy da coffee, there IS likker in it, right?
Didn't git to check in yesTURDday, as we left here at 6:30 am to head in to town! Todays DOTD is THE WEEKENDER: NUVO BREEZE!
Ingredients
4 oz NUVO (Available at BevMo and most other liquor stores)
1 1/2 oz Gin
Muddled cucumbers, lime and mintPrep
Mix the NUVO sparkling Liqueur and your gin of choice together. Add the cucumbers, lime and mint. Serve in a highball glass, garnish with mint and enjoy.0 -
U guys are hysterical, everything u do--each one is unique hahahaha--I't nice to get up with some laughs, And all I have to offer is
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LOL Camille! Glad you are staying in the HTL longer now....wese all lubs to habs as many gals as wants ta be dwunk and join us! BTW, have you seen the video that Lori made of our beloved HTL (Hot Tatties Lounge)? It is awesome....several of us from waaaaaay back (not many of us left on the thread from original group), made it up, and had thought of the Tenders and Wenches, and amenities, but LORI put it all together in an awesome video, even has music. Then, everyone has been adding new Tenders (awesome hunks), and other amenities as they see fit. SO it is quite a joint effort, and really an amazing place to hang out. We have amazing firemen, swim up bar, etc. ANYTHING you want, plus the bestest galz to hang out with and be silly and laff and dwink! ChEARS (Stands for "Cheers Big Ears; Same Goes, Big Nose)!
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Wahine I really enjoy it here but sometimes u guys are sitting around drinking and NOT POSTING LOL
OK SERIOUS QUESTION:
I'm going to start dring that verggie juice for vitamins and I thought if I could put a little bit of Vodka in it it would TASTE much better, it's basically tomatoe tasing but different and if I put a celery stalk in there, maybe I can fool mysef--which is super easy for me to do. OK would any of u do that? I vant de truth. LOL OH there's no meds in there.
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I say drink and take pills
we have a pill its the fuckitol pill 1000 mg a day
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OK I will Thanks.
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Good morning, Loungettes! I'm enjoying a nice leisurely morning. Puttering at little housekeeping chores alternating with playing on the computer. Eventually I'll git it all done!

Cammy--Hmm, I'll have to take into account your "appetite" for dwinkies next recipe!

Juliet--that "sausage" is too funny to be fake!

Mema--the antibio's are doing their thing. I'm not cough anymore, but still have the blahs. But that will go away shortly, I'm sure. Enjoy your day with Maddie!
CynCyn--That sounds like a workable schedule. Will you miss having weekend time off?

BBBBernie--that's a neat potato finger! Um, excuse a moment, Jock is whispering to me. . . . . . OH, MY! That's NOT a FINGER!!!
Wahine--you know what we say about playing ketchup--Good luck with that one!
DorKable--you have developed a whole new lounge language--Farteese!

Goldie--Oooh, Nuvo, something else for me to find and try! Love trying new dwinkies!

Cammy--YES, I would add the Vodka to the verggie juice if it made me feel better about drinking it! I would recommend drinking it in the evening rather than with breakfast, though!
Princess Glitter Sizzle's DOTD is the Farteese
1 fifth Vodka
1 fifth Everclear
1 pint White Rum
1 bottle Lemon Juice
2 liters Mountain DewDirections
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The Cerne Abbas Giant, also known as the Cerne Giant and the Rude Man, is a chalk drawing of a naked man wielding a club on a hillside in Cerne Abbas, a village in Dorset. It is the most-visited site in the entire county.No one knows when the Giant first appeared on the hillside of Cerne Abbas. His presence is first recorded in 1694 in the accounts of the churchwarden of St. Mary's Church in Cerne Abbas, which records that 3 shillings were paid for "repairing ye Giant." Successive churchwardens have used the symbol of the Giant on lead plaques on the roof of the church.
There are many theories about the identity of the Cerne Abbas Giant. One common interpretation is that he is a prehistoric or Celtic fertility god or symbol. There is a mound below the Giant's now-empty left hand, which could be a remnant of a severed head-this was a common ancient Celtic religious symbol. Adding credence to this theory is that another hillside chalk drawing, the White Horse of Uffington, is thought to date from this early period. And the Trendle, an earthwork on the hill above the Giant, has been dated to the Iron Age.
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Bernie that's so funny--it's permanant hahahaha.
MN first u described every fart that I have and there are actually more---but the carrots are memorable as we all go back to this unbelievable ugly organ constantly LOL
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Well, of course there is likker in the coffee Lori..silly silly girl.
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Bernie, that is really something....but tell me, how do they do a CHALK drawing on a hillside? Looks like its on greenery, so I am berry, berry, funcused. (Nothing new for me though, right? LOL). INteresting learning the bits of celtic history!
Camille, The reason I have been sitting around dwinking and not posting is cuz mese wuz on a cruise...no internet there unless you wanna pay lotsa $$$. SO mese habs an excuse, yippee....for once mese habs a valid excusely. But shoot, I'd add the wokda too...but like NM said, maybe dwink it at night (well noon would work too, for mese)!
OMG Orla, that is funnnneeeeeee! Luv de coffee cup!
NM, You iz on a roll too....ummmmm is dat a kaiser or a wheat roll???? Some funny pics, girlfriend!
You are all such fun, but dang it I just got lots of 2" faux wood blinds cut, now I get to start installing them. NOT fun, but do want to take the sheets off the windows, foah shuah. Hey, can I borrow Jock? He looks sooooo strong and soooo smart too, think he wud do it for me? Den I kin do him????
Cheers Chicas!
kat
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Nm u r right bleeding is not normal changing PS shes well known here its her or my Dr. Rochmore who I call Dr.Fuckmore.Debbie the new one ill consult with her and DR.dickmore I call him that to are the best in the area.
Bernie started itttt with the pics
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I bet Bernies chalk drawing was like how they line ball fields...am I right?
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the hill is chalk/lyme so they just removed the vegetation.
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Ohhhhhhh....you girlz are soooo smart! I was picturing doing it with regular chalk...is my brain numb or what???
Whut hap to our partay??????? Dorkie, did you get the Tenders and Wenches working on it, or shud we jest habs a big one tamarra nite????
Cheers Dears!
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