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Ohhhhhh....so THAT'S why Bernie isn't in the HTL at her partay....she is busy with those hunks that Cami brought!
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I found de birfdey goil, she obber dere sleeping on de hammock, ya know, de one that is monogrammed BBBB. oh nooo, mese foyget wat all de B'e stands for. lemme grab a dwink and tink about dis now. okey, B is for Boootiful cuz Bernie is Boootiful. and next, B is for Bernie which of course is her name hehehe! Oh dat funny stuff. oh pardon me, mese digwessed...de next B is for Biker cuz de Bernie is a Harley goil, a bootiful one too. And de next and final B is for Babe cuz she is such a cutely babe and habitats all of our farts (fyi ~ to enny new goils, ya says FART when we mean HEART cuz de fart is a funny ting so we say, I hope ye say too)...okay, where was I? Oh yeah, put all dese B's together and you got Beeeeeuuuutiful Biker Babe Bernie!!! So as I was saying, you silly goils looking for Bernie should know she sleeping. And dat cuz she has a big dey todey and it in de middle of de night where she is. So we tippy toes around her hammock to make all de decorations and guess what? Yep, dat right, de tenders all gonna jump out of dat dere big cake. Wooo hoooo! and dere is lots of likkkerrr Wooooo hoooooo. likker and cake and boys jumping outta cakes. And guess what? De boys are nakid. And BIG ~oh mese oh mise, I need to fan meseself off....
I see Chrissy B in de lounge today, infestigation complete, court is now adjarned, I banged mese gavel and sez "case dismissed now let's dwink"!
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uhhh ohhhhh....good ting wese got more dan one cake!
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Oh my stars my screen is huge and so are the letters WTF did I push==It must a been those hunks oooooo they must be bigest than Hard Mike oooooo, Well when Bernie wakes up she'll see all the good wishes and everybody's mess from drinkin' for her.
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Come on goils, grab a hammock. De fire is blazing and Pants and Jock are bixing up some chots of teakilla. And dey setting up de big cake to POP out of (Kathy, don't hurt dey boys toys when de POP, dey say you grab too hard hehehe, get it HARD?!??)...
CheerS for Bernie. Now come on, paging all of Bernie's babes, get in de lounge NOW. dAT MEANs yOU bEANIE, AND YOU aDDEy AND YOU uNdE sHAnnON AND DE REST of yE whO knoW who deY are, let's partaaaaaay, dis Bernie's big dey!! woooot wooooot, can i has another round for all mese goils?
ps dat not really me in de hammock, dat Lori. dont tail I fibbed again. ....cheers one more time, lets dwinks dese chots, dey de CHIT, eben de cat dwunk.
psss dont let Calva dwink, she jump on ye are hurts cuz she hugliest... hahahaha, mese dwunk!
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ROFLMAO Dorkiest!!! You iz jest sooooo funnnliest and mese lubs ya and lubs ur posts tooo.......wheeeeeeeeee parteeeeeeee oh meeeeeeeeee I gwabbed MR. Bigs weeeweeeeeee weinie...(mese twy not to gwab tooo hard, per orders from de Dorkster!!!).......hahaha.....kin u guess whut mese party hat luks like????
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DOES MY SCREEN LOOK HUGE, OR ARE MY EYES TO DRUNK?
I have to drink alot alot alot--I'm dehydrated so down the hatch, over the gums look out ohoh I'm spilling ok here it comes---I with u Dork----am I the onky one, u'r fun Dork but no that much.ooopppps LOL
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SNYONE WANT TO GET A TATTOO0 -
I'm getting one (two) next week, but not like that! Would like that in a painting though......
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OK whatch gettin' and more imoortant where? And we wsnt pictures too.
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OOPS, no pictures.....getting my 3D nips redone in Asheville! Now that you know what I'm gettin, I am sure you would NOT want pictures....lol.....
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Well I haven't seen any in so long maybe....LOL
I think I've partyied enough tonite ladies, I'm going to try to sleep well--??? I have a slight fever so maybe it will knock me up.
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LOLOLOL, she wants to see pics of Katwinka Tats, hehehehe, funneeeeee! Yes, I wanna see tooo but after is okey cuz dey bese de purdiest nips in Bama hahahaha. And uhhh, Camille, you eyes look dwunk to mese....HiCcup~ oh sawry bout dat bump, least not a big fart heheehehehehe. oh, wat do mese know bout anyting?? oh mese oh mise, I so fircited dis night. cust it a birfDEY arty in de lounge~hiccup and okey dokie, wat wuz mese saying. ?>? hiCCup runneth ober, dat it! heheheheeh, mese giggly giddy, yep, dat mese name. oh yah, call me Ariana, ana prounoucsed with de pinky in de air ahhhhh naaa, like open yer mouth and say air den eeee dee ANA but ana as in open yer mouth and say ah heheehecupp oops~~ otay, so hear ye hear ye,de time is 4: furteen in de aye aye em i tink... yep in Iland dat is and at 4:ohhhh ate, ken we wake up de birfdey goil now? Party pleeeze?
what dat on de hammock now, dat not BBBB???? is dat Calva de BBBB fayemous dogggie? oh i cant see and mese so funcused....meet me at de bar after mese peeee heheheeh, dat ryhume!
yay or nay, please vote to wake her or to not wake her...ye know wat dey say about a sleeping dog.....but is dat a calva or a bernie? ohh, mese lost mese contract lenses and mese ken no see clearly now cuz de rain has gone. please boat responsiliityly! ok den. yay or neigh ~ mese sounds like a hoourse is a hours of course o course, mese name is mr ed. call me blondie. call me, call me, oh chit, mese not blondie, dat de other name of dat goldie goil who sleeping too...vote twice, to wake up bbb and anudder boat to wake up de golide call her blondie ~`hicupps oh cusssse mese....i be back ,gotta find de laidie room..cuz dere a meeting in de ladies room and i be dere real soon, sing with me, and dont foyget to boat yer balllots. Yippeee, Judge juDY ariana mese in de house, can I have aplaws palease? oh no, i peed on pants, i thought they were pants but he a live poyson...omg, so sorry pants, i clean de u up, come here.....brb oh gawd oh mise n mese, ok please has anudder round readdy for when mese git back and after and bfoure yese wake up bernie BBB de birthday boil i mean goil. otay, i stop talking cuz mese gotta find mese shoes, dey mia, bad shoes.
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Somebody call for a new tender? Happy birthday Bernie,enjoy
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Hi girls,these are busy times for me. Will try popping in the lounge more often. MEMA-Will let you know in Nov. when i'm coming. Can't wait to see dem boyz! DORK-Let this damn sewgery be de last! Enuff of dis chit for you. OK,have to be up early so will go to bed early tonight...then toss and turn for 3 hrs until the alarm goes off. CHEERS ALL!
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Unde', did you hears me call yer name and be dere? oh yippeee, so berry much tank yous for coming. How are you? And is Chrissy B still partayiing with us? I so phucking phercited cuz I talked to mese Mema Fartly and de realization of having facetime has kicked me in mese funneee bone! yippeeee, let's partay!
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Ooohhhhh luks like de UPS (underpants store)delivered a *package*.....HUH? Dey didn't deliver dat package? Well, mese kin SEE a "package"....he's not hidin nuttin. Ohhhhh and he's for Bernie.....lucky birthday gurl! BUt she isn't here, so mebbe wese kin twy him out, whatcha tink? Wese jest keeps him bizzy till she gits here....and wese kin take turns and stand in line and take a number....shoot dats too much work....first one to "grab" him gets him....OH mese, I wuz rite next to him, so I WIN!!!! LOL........tink mese be goin nitenite like Cami...but mese not wearing a cami mese wearing Mr. Bigger......
NIght NIght Girls, NIght NIght Stella, NIght Night Liz da HO, Night NIght John Boy de MOle (and he better not hear me cuz he better be FAR away!!!)....NIght Night Moon....
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OOPS me and Mr. Bigger bumped into Unde and Dorkie....wese sawwwwrrrry....here bas annudder dwink.....okey dokey all is gud agin, right???
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jeepers. katwinklalala, de package wuz not adddwessed to ye but I tink Bernie will be a-atay with that. and bahahahaha, de UPS store! love dat one. well dat big is UPS to me, dat means Useless Piece of Chit in mese book. yep, git it, UPS????? dat cuz by de tyme he pinished with ye, he toyned into de meester wiiddle sticky, ya know like a pencil...make dat a pencil dat was sharpened down to de nitty gritty, yup. Sort of like an under norished baby carrot or maybe more like a widdle string bean. He ain't all dat. oh no sirreeee ladies, by de time Kat is done with his bigness, it all gone and shriveled up to nottingness. but I take dat as a challenge cuz me sent de Ho Liz to seduce him but she take him tink he going with her but de Ho gonna gib me lessons. Dat cuz secretly, mese got envyitous of Raquelli Wawa de machiney wahiney Kat dink from HI land, not tyland but HI land as in HI. haha, git it. And mese tail u de truth of de matter...dis is BBBB's bithdey dey and she should really get a turn. Ok, you say? Oh tank you. on behalves of de tenders, de wenches and de htl staffers, happpppy hopppy hipppp hipppp horray birthdey to de lovliest gal from all o of Ireland, I lift messe glass. oops, big, sorry i hit yer tingy. I humbarrsed but glad mese not hurt you.
oh what do you want, Snowboy jobster boy? huh, you say dat Big got nutting on you? Ok, I let you show me de money. I gotta fly, mese has a mission to compete with all de ho's of de lounge. I hope mese no offlend anybuddy, it is jest dat I dwank and I dwarnk n I dwank eben more dat dis year so if I sayed anyting bad or hurtful, please purdy please nose dat I not mean it. I so flying high on a big stick....oh wow, Meester Big, i like your aircfaft. Take me away....and awaaaay I go. Come with all...hear ye year ye. ok den.
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Thank you for all my birthday wishes and gifts. Love you all
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happy birthday bernie, going to have a very large g and t to celebrate when i get home from the crazy place.enjoy all your cakes
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Thank you my darling. Make that a very very large G & T
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HApppppyyy bbbbbbb dayyyyyy bernnnnieeeeeeeeee
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heres a halloween cake I was drunk and put the wrong name0 -
Mornin" all I can't send a cake, Bernie, but I did send some hunks and now some flowers.
For u Bernie--Enjoy u'r day.0 -
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But you finally showed up!
Bernie.....Beans and Mema wanted us to wish you a VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY, as they weren't sure if they were gonna be able to get here, so wanted you to know that they are thinking of you.
It's still the 23rd, so we can keep on partying, right in to tomorrow, more partying for Dort's surgery.
I see we had a 3 page party! Moosta be for our Beery spayshul BBBernie!
Hap hap Happy BBBirfdey BBBernie!
Oh dear Cami, I do hope you are feeling better today. I think Kathy is really Super Woman disguised in a normal woman’s body!
Interesting on the FlyLady, might have to check it out, but I do not need more emails……lol!
Funny fart balloon Lara.
TAB, what takes you from CA to Atlanta? We’re a nosey bunch ya know, and want to know as much about our girls as we can. I’m kind of a weather wimp too. CA does indeed have the perfect weather. My step daughter and her hubby n kids live north of San Diego.
You will be amazed DorK at what your phone and Siri can do. I’m still cracking up at some of the questions you asked her!
NM, do you have Siri?
Cyn, you sneaky lil devil, tailing B that she should get some of that wodka…………then save it til you git there. Good one. WOW, a $33K trip and you get nothing? That’s not right.
LOL Dork tailing Katrinka she grab too hard….OMG! And Cami wanting to see Kathy’s tattooed nips! Cracking the hail up at our DorKster and her crwaziesness.
Shannon, I’m gonna try and make that show too.
Heading out in the morning, so will try and check in when I can. Pellets tomorrow and TN on Thursday. Sue, safe travels and have a blast with DorK and Alli, give them both a hug and a kiss from me!
Happy 2's day
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OK the epitamy of lazyness----------------I used my cell phone to call my dgtr whi is in the next room.
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