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  • wahine
    wahine Posts: 7,590
    edited October 2012

    Love the witch pic, Bernie! Hope you had a wunnerful birthday and will enjoy every second of it...and still get to party for several more hrs as it is just ayem on the 23rd here in the US of A. Happy, Happy Birthday!!!!

    Ohhhhhh those other pics are awesome too. Wonder how that guy did the head in the box costume, Lara? I don't think I could get myself in that position while having my lower body straight! Surely he wasn't carrying someone else in that box, it would be so heavy. Cool.

    Cami, No worries....my DH and I watch TV in diff rooms, or else sometimes I am upstairs on that puter, so we ALWAYS call ea other on the phone, or even send emails! I usually have tons of energy but the new med I am on is depleting my energy big time. Hope to have my body used to it soonliest so I can do more chit again.

    DorK, Hope today goes well....just so glad you all convinced your dad to come up to NJ...can you imagine him doing all this on his own? I mean, it keeps you busy the entire time, taking care of them. Ya know we will ALL be with ya tomorrow during your surgery, right? What time should we get there? That UFO is gonnna be soooooo bizzy picking us all up. I think Cyn might be gettting the Wenches to fill it up with likker and food today. Then we get teeny tiny and partay on your bed, in the drs pockets....and ebberwhere!!! We will twy to be quiet, but if you hear some tiny laffs you will know it is us. AND look for that foil.

    Oh Sue, mese so happy for you....what an awesome trip getting to meet DorK and Alli, so, so, so furcited for ya!!! Safe travels!!!!

    Hugs and Love to all on this TWOS-DEY!!!!! Dwink up!

    Katwinkadwinka

  • MemaSue56
    MemaSue56 Posts: 2,061
    edited October 2012

    NM…Thanks for the additional info on the probio’s and good idea about the Bactrim.  That maze is absolutely a-maze-ing.  Sounds like you had jes toooo much fun!  Thanks for bring Tab on board.  She’ll fit in nicely around here.

    Julie - I DITTO what NM said about the nurse.  So scary and seems they jes don’t get it.

    Welcom Tab - I’d make that dwink but wif killa, I don’t like gin.  Sounds pretty spicy too!

    Cyn, Hot flashes….I wish I could tail u they will go away soon…but alas, I cannot.  If you can find something to take…do it!    I just bought a set of SHEEX sheets for my bed.  Touted as ‘cool’, wick away sweat, etc.  Slept in them 3 nights now…will say pillow case good so far, still throw sheet off tho.

    Lori - I kno the DOTD yest was for NM…But I printed it cuz it sounds like something the youngin’s wud love on Karaoke night.  DH promised he would take it in today.  Wow you will be gone awhile.  I jes hope you have a FABulous time.  I kno I will…muah! I jes been bizy…woiked Sunday…too bizy.  Den yest packed and did things that I wud normally do next week.  Went to dinner last night then out to Golden West for a night cap.  We both so worn out…came home early and fell out.  Got my A boarding pass this morning tho…wooohooo!  THANK U for letting Bernie know I was thinking of her.  MUAH!

    Cami - I can relate to the continued SE’s…worst is the constant, deep, pain in my bones, hands, feet…well, everywhere.  But I’m still here so I count my blessing.  Jes think u sooo funny n all ur funny posts…u have a gr8 sense of humor dat for sho!

    Orla - as always…love the pics.  And I have been on probio’s since my divertiulitis operation and I will say, it helped a lot when I went thru chemo.

    Kathy - how was it in da mountains?  I too was moved bout your late DH…I kno you still miss him…lost him waayy tooo soon.  ((Kathy))

    Dorfy - jes about 24 more hours.  I will bees in da airplane..so salute to me before u go under K?  I will be praying da whole time.  U will b fine…U hafta b cuz I’m coming to bisit…heehee.  U cwacked me up all u dwunkedness n funnyness last night…u a riot!

    OOO my…missed Bernie’s Bday bash last night….HAPPY BIRTHDAY Bernie…hope you had a marvelous day!!   Looks like all da goils gib u many many special presents, cake, dwinks,…o yea …n lots a eye candy…woohoo!

    Unde - now dat some eye candy.  ooo laa laaa…drool…drool!  N did I see Lori say she wants to make dat Down Under show too?  Wudn’t that b a riot if da 3 of us got together.  Dem boyz wudn’t kno what hit em…LOL.

    Adey - how you doing Lady?

    Ok....time to tear down my puter and pack it up for my journey to NJ and KY.  Dat makes me laff..KY...minds me of K-Y n sumpin I don't git much of n e more...ok..nuff of dat. 

    Lubs lubs lubs lubs ya'll!!

  • BernieEllen
    BernieEllen Posts: 2,285
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    BernieEllen Posts: 2,285
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  • juliet62
    juliet62 Posts: 3,246
    edited October 2012

    funny enough,thats how i drink bernieLaughinghope a very wonderful lady has had a fantastic birthday.   getting ready for tomorrow,party with dorty.  sue -safe travels and have a wonderful time.hows jengirl doing?  cammiLaughingi did look after a lady in her 80's that had a toyboy in his early 70's ,just saying cammiInnocent.  kathy lovely story about your late hubby.  well we had a staff meeting this morning, the good news ,management has signed us up for a class on de-escalating a crisis,the security guy that said this ,admitted that it would not have helped our recent situation(their words).  just so glad the nurse is doing well and when she worked this weekend ,lets say there was lots of jokes about knives-who said nurses have a warped sense of humourLaughingtruest comment-saved by the boob. if she didn't have big boobs the situation would have been a lot worse.  have a fun evening everybody

  • camillegal
    camillegal Posts: 15,710
    edited October 2012

    Dork I'm thinking about u u u--this better be the last and tell the I said so. Let us know as soon as u'r able

    Sue be safe always....

  • wahine
    wahine Posts: 7,590
    edited October 2012

    Juliet, Glad that nurse is doing so well, and that management has signed you all up for that class. JUST SO SCARY.....you never know anymore when someone is going to go off the deep end and take it out on anyone nearby. When do you go to the UK?

    Dorkie, Well shoot I guess you can't dwink tonight since your surgery is tamarra? Well I am SUCH a good,caring friend that I will suffer the consequences and dwink for ya....ok? Mese kin handle dwinking JD, no probs there. Yes, like Cami said, please let us know AS SOON as you can, that you are ok. OR if Jess can call me or someone else, or somehow you can get us the message, ok? Even though we will be there, we will be so teeny tiny that jest a thimble full of likker will make us pass out, so we prolly won't be aware of anythin there. IF NOT, then SUE, as soon as you get there, let us know that our Dotty is ok, puleez!!!

    It is PAU HANA time, and it is TWOS-DEY, so mese has JD and Diet in one hand and Seagrams and Diet in the other. Oh, oh....no more hands to grab Mr. Big with! Hmmmmmmmm.......

    ChEARS!

  • TAB55
    TAB55 Posts: 71
    edited October 2012

    Goldie: I came to Atlanta for love.  My husband got a job here, so I came with him.  I swore we'd only stay a couple years, but that was 25 years ago!  (See what happens when you swear?)  We'll go back to CA when we retire.  I cope by traveling and drinking frequently.

  • camillegal
    camillegal Posts: 15,710
    edited October 2012

    Wahine I will make the ultimate sacrifice and take Mr.Big for u since u/r hands are full.

    Tab 25 yrs. hahaha--Well I guess in the whole timeline since the beginning of time that isn't long.

    OK Dork we'll all be with u tomorrow and tell us as soon as u can what's going on with u and how u feel. <3

  • camillegal
    camillegal Posts: 15,710
    edited October 2012

  • wahine
    wahine Posts: 7,590
    edited October 2012

    LOL, Cami I wondered how long it would take before you would volunteer to "take" Mr. Bigger!!! What a nice, caring gesture....you da best!!!! I'm still *struggling*, yeah, thats it....to dwink for Dorkie.

    Everyone, get ready to be picked up to go to Joisey in de verrrry eurly ayem so we can all be with our Dorkster!!!! Guess it'll go to OZ first, then the Emerald Isle, then the West Coast and all across the US. We'll be with you, Dorothy!!!!!!!

    Kathy

  • dara_diverse
    dara_diverse Posts: 5,005
    edited October 2012

    Hiya girls,

    Bernie, I must say that was a great partay. I was inbiding until the wee hours of de aye em today and jest woke up on de concrete by de hammocks with stars swarming mese head. Uh ohhhh, what did I do? I has no idea what happened but mese gots a feeling that our Camille and Katwinka-doo-daa was not de only goils who spend de night with some super dupper bigliest tenders. I hope you appreciate that we saved meeester Evan Bigger aka mr. bigger for you and only you! ha! I hope your birthday was phenomenal, jest like you!

    Kathy, I forgot to mention how touching your story was about your first DH. I can feel that you are still hurting over your loss. Life is just not fair sometimes and you know it too well. Tank God for likker, were would we all be without it?  Camille, sorry you feeling crummy, not fair. I will be praying for you and also for the other goils who need spayshall prayers. And I also pray for you all as a group. God is good and I jest know he hears me. why you ask? I can't tell except to say I know people.

    I jest finished my pig fest with some halloween candy that I picked up for the kids (the kids names are Dorfor me, ooops! I always feel the need to stuff my face and pack on extra lbs before going into surgery. I report to thomas jefferson university hospital of de neuroscience (dat a big name) at 6 aye em, I am the dr's first of the day. I will be sure to look for all of you in de doctors pockets; if you can all pop your heads out while the doc is marking me up, he should not notice. I will fart as code that I see you all and also fer de good doctor and for all of yese entertainment too. for those of you who has an issue with the word fart, please PM me, I can help. Excuse me in advance if it a stanky one, okey? And I will look for Junie in the form of aluminum foil. Or I can sneek some in under mese socks? well it is time for de hiba cleanse, oh joy! please pray that this is the last of way too many soygeries ~ sigh~.  I love all of you and hope that you enjoy spending your humpdey aye em with me. Be good now and Camille, I hope for yer sake that the good dr does not put on too much cologne, he does smell quite yummy!

    I lift my empty glass.....cheers!

  • camillegal
    camillegal Posts: 15,710
    edited October 2012

    Cheers Dirk and like we said we'll all be with u in the ayem and in our prayers for the last surery. Are u trying for the book of guiness.? Don't...

    Lova ya Dork and make sure they all wash their hands.

  • camillegal
    camillegal Posts: 15,710
    edited October 2012

    Here is a likeness of me to keep in i'r head before surgery.


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  • BernieEllen
    BernieEllen Posts: 2,285
    edited October 2012

    me wese D in pocket.  Den will be celebratin wiv er in belgium

  • BernieEllen
    BernieEllen Posts: 2,285
    edited October 2012

    : Astride his shiny new 125, Frank was thoroughly excited about going riding in the mountains for the first time. After going only a few miles, Frank was surprised to see what appeared to be a half-acre of brown fur just off the trail ahead. Recognizing it as a huge grizzly bear, Frank nailed the throttle hard, hoping to get by before the bear could react. The bear was too quick, though, and with one leap was totally blocking the trail. Frank had no choice but to stop.

    "Now that you've disturbed my sleep", said the bear, "you have two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have sex." Frightened beyond belief, Frank decided to bend over.

    Still sore a week later, Frank vowed revenge. Back to the cycle shop he went, where he traded in the 125 for a hot 250. Soon he was back on the mountain, heading down the trail. It wasn't long at all before he spotted the grizzly again, napping beside the trail. Feeling certain he had the necessary power this time, Frank nailed the throttle and shot ahead. But once again the bear was too quick, and again he blocked the trail. "That was a big mistake, Frank", said the bear. "But, you know the drill. Either I maul you to death or we have sex... rough sex." Fearful for his life, Frank again decided that it would be wise to comply.

    This time it took weeks before Frank recovered enough to get around. But still outraged at the bear, he traded in the 250 and got the hottest 500 money could buy before heading back to the mountain. Now he could outrun the bear, and now he'd prove who was the master! And with the faster 500 under him, it took no time at all before he looked ahead and saw the huge grizzly again. Frank lowered his head, down shifted, and confidently nailed the throttle hard, rocketing ahead so quickly he was barely able to hang on. Incredibly, however, the bear was quicker still, and Frank had no choice but to come to a sliding halt in front of the bear now blocking the trail. A chill ran up his spine as he waited for the bear to speak.

    "C'mon, Frank", said the bear. "Admit it. You don't come here to trail ride any more, do you?"

  • dara_diverse
    dara_diverse Posts: 5,005
    edited October 2012

    aww, thank you Camilley smilely Sealed! If I see any pumpkins with a chitty grin on dere face, I'll know it is you in dere! are you dwinking for me dis ebbeing? I jest need one, ken anybuddy hailp a sista here??

  • chrissyb
    chrissyb Posts: 11,437
    edited October 2012

    I'm packed an ready for the UFO!!

  • juliet62
    juliet62 Posts: 3,246
    edited October 2012

    good morning all,ready to go dorty,praying hard this is your last surgery and it turns out just like you want,xxxxxxx

  • juliet62
    juliet62 Posts: 3,246
    edited October 2012

  • TAB55
    TAB55 Posts: 71
    edited October 2012

    Dorothy: I'll be there with you!  Wishing you the best outcome.  Then we'll all go get a drink!

  • camillegal
    camillegal Posts: 15,710
    edited October 2012

    WEWILL CELEBRATE with u dork so just et home quickly.

  • camillegal
    camillegal Posts: 15,710
    edited October 2012

    Like that one Juliet.....




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  • Adey
    Adey Posts: 2,413
    edited October 2012

    DorK-  Positive vibes and healing thoughts.  And cheers!

  • camillegal
    camillegal Posts: 15,710
    edited October 2012

    Without a doubt...i would addmit to it!!! All of it!!! I would have people throwing up!!! Lmfao....

  • wahine
    wahine Posts: 7,590
    edited October 2012

    Love the 2 doggie cartoons!

    Dorkie, HOPE we weren't too noisy wid our dwinkin and laffin...I saw the drs looking around suspiciously....but mese tink wese all ducked down in time. Now it looks like wese all in de recovery rm wif you....c'mon wake up, ya can't be in dat lala land forever....even though it IS a nice deep sleep! Ya did gud girl!!! (Well I am assuming the soigury is ober by now) Can't wait to hear from you for real that all is well. AND safe travels today Sue, I can't wait to hear that you got there safely and tnat our AdorkAble is doing jest fine!!!

    Much-O Love-O,

    Kath-O

  • camillegal
    camillegal Posts: 15,710
    edited October 2012

    Kath--I think I saw dork's surgeon in the lounge last nite drinkin' up a storm--oopppss sory Dork, but it is what it is. I guess he needed liquid courage to face u cuz u have had to to many surguries--so he'll be detoxing while he's operatingg--so don't worry we stopped hime from dinking more.  U can thank us anytime. OK--I'm sure u'vr got to be in surgery now right everyone.--maybe recovery now? --I'm getting all anxious to hear something.--If anyone gets a PM let us know.

  • rakulynda
    rakulynda Posts: 151
    edited October 2012

    Hoping, dork, that all went well. Since i'm new here, tell me why so many surgeries?

  • camillegal
    camillegal Posts: 15,710
    edited October 2012

    Click "Like" if your pets have "selective hearing"... Mine certainly do!

  • Cyndielou
    Cyndielou Posts: 1,459
    edited October 2012

    Im with ya girls...all small and teeny tiny in DorK pocket!!! 

    Stella wasnt able to make it ...Isawry DorK...Stella is on her way to shhhhhhhhh    Julie ....shhhhhh now we cant say dat too loud....tis a secret...so you know who doesnt get clued in to her location.  Julie...I certainly hope she behaves herself for you.