Warm & fuzzy owls, goats, kitties, dogs, birds ETC. PICS &LINKS
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Bahahahahahahha!
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Alive, that reminds me of the old joke: How do you make a hormone?
Don't pay her.
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Can I give you another joke? No? Ok, here goes:
The Tomato Garden
An old gentleman lived alone in New Jersey.
He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison.
The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad because it looks like
I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year.
I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot.
I know if you were here my troubles would be over.
I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like
the old days.
Love, Papa
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Papa,
Don't dig up that garden.
That's where the bodies are buried.
Love, Vinnie
At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies.
They apologized to the old man and left.
That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
Dear Papa,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now.
That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love you,
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LOL!!! Mag!! Priceless!
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But...Teka...it's only midnight-thirty! *wink ~
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night night everyone
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good morning all
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I have just pigged out on a week of these. Thank you wonderful ladies. My Word files are growing again.
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luvmy... agree! If I don't laugh, I'll cry...LOL, so might as well laugh, till I cry
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Me...during the holidays!
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LOLOL!!!
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smaarty - what kind of bird is that!? Gorgeous
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don't know, from the amazon.
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Ah, 'tis true...
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*~*~*~* JOKE TIME *~*~*~*
Benson and Hedges
Two old ladies were smoking cigarettes while waiting for a bus.It started to rain, so one old lady reached into her purse, took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her cigarette and continued to smoke.
Her friend saw this and said, "Hey that's a good idea! What is it that you put over your cigarette?"
The first old lady said, "It's a condom."
"A condom? Where do you get those?"
The lady with the dry cigarette told her friend that you could purchase condoms at the pharmacy.
When the two old ladies arrived downtown, the old lady with all the questions went into the pharmacy and asked the pharmacist if he sold condoms.
The pharmacist said yes, but looked a little surprised that this old woman was interest in condoms, so he asked her, "What size do you want?"
The old lady thought for a minute and said,
"One that will fit a Camel."
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About choked when I saw this...
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I am so glad I found this thread! Having a high pain day and needed a smile. Thought I'd post one for you all - I'm an environmental engineer specialising in soil and groundwater contamination cleanup so I loved this!
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