Warm & fuzzy owls, goats, kitties, dogs, birds ETC. PICS &LINKS
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Good ones, 2nd_time :-)
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For Sassy and all other nurses, past, present and future
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That looks like my (bipolar) cat at the vet! Young Frankenstein is one of my fave movies of all time - love the Gene Wilder/Calmer! Thanks for posting all the smiles!
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Wow so many good ones!
I think the giant cat is a Maine Coon.
Chevy sent plastic spoons to a crafty friend.
I particularly identify with that post about when you are singing along with a song and the artist gets the words wrong. Glad to know I'm not the only one...
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I Like Retirement !!!
Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday and you know when it'sSunday that's when the heavy paper comes
Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep in the recliner .
Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.
Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.
Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10% discount.
Question:Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoes.
Question: Why do retirees count pennies?
Answer: They are the only ones who have the time.
Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.
Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?
Answer: Normal.
Question: What is the best way to describe retirement?
Answer: The never ending Coffee Break.
Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.
Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the people he used to work with?
Answer: He is too polite to tell the whole truth.
And, my very favorite....
QUESTION: What do you do all week?
Answer: Monday through Friday, NOTHING..... Saturday & Sunday, I rest.
Now, I think you're supposed to share this with 5 or 6, maybe 10 others.
Oh heck, give it to a bunch of your friends if you can remember who they are!
Always Remember This: You don't stop laughing because you grow old,
You grow old because you stop laughing...
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