Warm & fuzzy owls, goats, kitties, dogs, birds ETC. PICS &LINKS
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Also this ABSOLUTELY JOYOUS video made by a retirement community in Michigan:
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Oh I LOVED that video Feline! And then I got caught up watching a bunch about this kid and his Grandma! Hah!
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FF love it!
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FF Great place ! Thanks.......Chevy that was fun too !
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Sas, Beautiful dogs! Are any of the photos your dog?
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Music no but close. MIne is a German Wired Haired Pointer. This pic is by a famous guy Rien Poortvliet. It was so close to what she looks like when her hair is left unclipped. I bought the pic. They have a smooth undercoat. When they are clipped they look like the German short hair. Love the breed. They are near perfect if you can get through the first two years. The first two years of any breed can be a trial.
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Hi y'all. I'm new to this thread, but I'm going to give it a go. Here is my first try at adding a picture.
This is my dog Logan. He is my goofy sensitive comforting little buddy....who weighs 80 pounds and thinks he's a lap dog. Gotta love that face!
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Welcome Annie, Logan is a beauty. One of our daughters dog sat a rotti who thought she was a lap dog. So I know that feeling. Dogs can be such a comfort to us humans.
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Want to kiss that nose!😍😍.
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I want to snuggle with Logan!
Great doggy pics..poor guy with the quills though!
FF - love the pic and video!
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Hi Annie, Glad you are here. Did those instructions on page 509 work? Or did you figure it out on your own? We love all kinds of pics, but personal ones are special. Logan's beautiful
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Welcome Annie. Logan looks just like Star, a white shepherd we try to foster years ago. Love his sweet eyes.
FF and Ms. Chevy, love the videos. Wish I had a cool grandma like her.
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oookkkaaayyyy.
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Here is MY Logan snuggling with my husband......he barely fits in the chair! You can see that my husband isn't too comfortable, but that is one happy dog. Can't wait til I can safely have him back in my lap!
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Just for laughs....
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Annie's on a roll. YAY...........
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Loverly, the one way that way, and the one way the other way, makes sense to me.... it's a cemetary
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EMBARRASSING MEDICAL EXAMS
1. A man comes into the ER and yells . . .'My wife's going to have her baby in the cab.'
I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress and began to take off her underwear.
Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs - - -and I was in the wrong one.
Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald,
San Francisco2. At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall.
'Big breaths,' I instructed.
'Yes, they used to be,' Replied the patient.
Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes,
Seattle, WA3. One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarc.
Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a 'massive internal fart.'
Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg
4. During a patient's two week follow-up appointment with his cardiologist, he informed me, his doctor, that he was having trouble with one of his medications.
'Which one?' I asked.'The patch.'
'The Nurse told me to put on a new one every six hours and now I'm running out of places to put it!'
I had him quickly undress and discovered what I hoped I wouldn't see.
Yes, the man had over fifty patches on his body!
Now, the instructions include removal of the old patch before applying a new one.
Submitted by Dr. Rebecca St. Clair,
Norfolk, VA5. While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, 'How long have you been bedridden?'
After a look of complete confusion she answered, ' Why, not for about twenty years - when my husband was alive.'
Submitted by Dr. Steven Swanson,
Corvallis, OR6. I was performing rounds at the hospital one morning and while checking up on a man I asked . . .' So how's your breakfast this morning?'
'It's very good except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can't seem to get used to the taste,' Bob replied.I then asked to see the jelly and Bob produced a foil packet labeled 'KY Jelly.'
Submitted by Dr. Leonard Kransdorf,
Detroit7. A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered.
It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery.
When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green and above it there was a tattoo that read . . .' Keep off the grass.'
Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, Which said, 'Sorry . . . Had to mow the lawn.'
Submitted by RN no name,
AND FINALLY....
8. As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB,
I was quite embarrassed when performing female pelvic exams.
To cover my embarrassment I had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly.
The middle-aged lady upon whom I was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing, further embarrassing me.
I looked up from my work and sheepishly said . . ..' I'm sorry. Was I tickling you?'
She replied with tears running down her cheeks from laughing so hard . . ..
' No doctor but the song you were whistling was, 'I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener.'
Dr. Wouldn't submit his name....
JUST ONE MORE!
Baby's First Doctor Visit
This made me laugh out loud. I hope it will give you a smile!
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.
The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
'Breast-fed,' she replied.'Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered.
She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, 'No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk.'
'I know,' she said, 'I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came.'
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ROTFLOL Yay so much stupid fun !
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