how about drinking?

I gotz ta gib most of my votes to my home boy, Hunk! Although seeing that picture....hmmmmmm.....

did not mean to bump ya, Sue. Well although de offical winner in not announced, I'd day it is up to KatiJudge cuz we habs a tie right now. Rm Big and Mr Bigger. Which wins Mr. Biggest 2012 award? And guess what? Mese de prize. Jest cuz you goils sed I could make de rules. mese so smart sometimes. it is a win win.

LOL Dorka - yep...ya missed Apple  she wanted scotch..but wud settle fer some vino.  She been a silent 'ball' watcher.  Still waiting on Judge Katrinka....mese don kno who she gib da mostest points to...com'on Katrinka...spill it!!

Awwww am I de only one dat voted for Hunk????? Sorry girls, I was in the back checking out the guys again, close and personal......but HEY Dorkie, youse gits ta be da prize?? Well dats only fair, you put on dis whole contests, so mese tinks dats be otay.

See der DorKa  ewes git Hunk n Mr Bigger...hab a fun time dahhhlink....It's been real...it's been fun...it's been real fun...off ta bed fer me...night all!!

mese jest talked to Staila and she said she boted for mr big. so dat, she de tie breaker.

Ok, Mr. Big, just you and me dis night. Dont foyget de condoms, mese know you been with dat Stella, she cant keep a secwet ebber. and for de record, never trust dat goil She jest double crossed mese agin and she has de johny boy in mese house. I am calling an exterminator cuz he bugs mese.

So you all going nighty night with de tender of yer choice? Sounds good to mese, just gotta rid mese house of de rat bastard named John walton. He is a loser, and not ebben a boozer. Might be time to file restraining order. I hope you goils can portend you witnessed him hitting her so de police take him away. Dat mese only hope. He ruining mese life with STella. Mema, please sleep on it. I do need a break although she has been home less dan two four hourlys.
Cheers and lots love to yese sleeping beautifes. mese be here but will be hiding out with my Mr. Big. Oh, he jest crawled into mese bed. Yippee, I can turn off de micorphone dis ebeening.

It's been wheel goils. tanks agen for playing with mese. De next sailabration is for Chrissy B. Tomorree enyboddy, hope you cam slobber up , mese mean sober up and do it agen tomorroww. Huggies to all. You goils are simply put....de berry berry best breast fwemds a goil can eben dream of and you are mines. HUGS again.

Oh Boo!!!   I missed da BigOff!!!   Hot damn that was a lotta fun and youse goils had mees rolling on the floor wishing I was dere.  MMMM a tie is good I could lib wid dat!  Yahooooo!!!  what a celebration!!!!

 Stella, youse was a bad, bad goil!  youse need to start behabin youse silly self and bees guut for your Mommie DOrk.

Headin for dee bar and wantin a BIG whatebber.......wonder is da boice are all still here.....meybe ise kin git some after checking done........ise tink dey bees up for dat........

TITIES UP !!!!!    Chrissy

Oh, great, the next word on the Wacky Definition game thread is "spunky" !

Mema, that is great on losing the weight. And losing 5 lbs is better than gaining 5! And the other thing, with our height, it's hard to see that amount of weight. As for the movies, we didn't make it. Too much other chit that we had to do while in town. As for George, we will sever all ties, but not going down without a fight. Like I said, he has done nothing but put stuff in a box. He knew NOTHING about computers even. We had to teach him about emails.

LOL.....KAT on a hot tin roof! Good one.

OH CHIT, just saw I have 4 pages to catch up on. Must be the "BIG off".

Yes Julie, George needs to be beat. We went to the bank yesterday to have him taken off of our Mr Drip account, and I kept saying to the girl "take im out".

Bernie, the inherited cottage sounds exciting. Pictures????? We know you can do it!

Dork, you and Kat are cracking me up with this contest. And NM, praying for no phone calls, to ahem, WATCH. DorK getting a mani.

Cyn, glad you are feeling better.

Well, I will have some GREAT reading later, 3 pages as of now. Tis 6 am and I need to get outside and help clean up the warehouse and start putting shelves in, before it gets too hot. I guess George went to see a lawyer yesterday. Soooooooo, we had plans to go to Phx on Thursday, as we have doctor appts and I have to do tests. But now, we are going on Tuesday. We are going to blind side George, but we have to make sure we can do it, and it's legal. You see he has tens of thousands of $$$ worth of OUR merchandise. So we plan to call Tuesday afternoon, on the business phone. He will be gone, but if we call around 4, that is reasonable. Leave message that we will be there in the morning to get our stuff. Well he won't get the message until that morning and we will be just around the corner waiting, with trucks and help. He will have the doors open and the alarm off. Might be going with legal assistance gal (she used to be an attorney and known for being a biotch) and law enforcement. Will also have proof of our purchases. So I will be reading, and replying when I can to my breasties.

Oh forgot, good news on your dad Kathy. That is certainly a relief!

Huggles around

Wow..I only saw Chrissy's post after mine last night and now Im seeing a bunch more....I didnt eben see dem.....Lori your up hella early!!  You did miss quite the night for the other goils...I popped my head in now and then to check out what was going on. 

I've been a little out of the loop the past couple days since getting those meds and DS2 coming yesterday and everything. Hope everyone has a great weekend...ttyl

An african ambassador visited Russia and was entertained by his opposite number, the Russian ambassador. For three days, the African ambassador was wined, dined, and generally treated to the best hospitality that Russia had to offer.
On the last day of his visit, the Russian ambassador said, "As your stay is coming to an end, it's time for you to play our traditional game, Russian roulette. One of the six chambers of this gun is loaded - you spin the cylinder, point the gun at your head, and pull the trigger."
This phased the African slightly, but he was a proud man of a warrior people, and to show fear would be unthinkable. Both men took their guns, spun, and pulled the triggers.
Both chambers were empty, and both ambassadors breathed a sigh of relief.
The African ambassador was impressed with the courageous game, and thought hard about the subject before the Russian Ambassador was due to visit his country the next year.
When the visit came, the African ambassador treated the Russian with all hospitality, until the final day of his stay. Leading him to a private room in the palace, the African ambassador spoke, "Now, time for you to sample our game, African roulette". He then led the Russian into the room, the only occupants of which were six stunning and naked women.
The African ambassador said, "These women are the most beautiful members of one of our tribes. Any one of them will give you a oral sex take your pick".
The Russian was not entirely averse to this idea, but he couldn't see the connection with Russian roulette. He said, "Well, ok, great, but where's the roulette part? Where's the danger?"
With a big grin on his face, the African ambassador answered:
"One of them's a cannibal."

 

OK Babes, now you all share where you live.  The girl in the pics isn't me, my friend from Belgium

Love those pictures Bernie! Next time we go to Ireland, I hope to get to see it in person! Like CYn said, just like we would picture an Irish cottage! I had seen some pics before of your home, but these show me different views, so that was neat. Thank you, thank you, thank you!!! Oh, and OMG a cannibal.....ouch!!!!

Slainte!