how about drinking?

I nose I'm behind...but gotta comment.

Alli - I had really forgotten bout my BUZZ anniversary.  It was June 6 last year.  My DH buzzed his head too.  Will try n post dat orig pic. 

Here it is...me n my 'daddy'....LOLOLOLOL(jes fer you A)

My hairdresser, she worry now bout putting color on cuz of da Herceptin n chit...but it took.  Will try n get DH to take pic of me tamary or Tues...OK, Tues morn (cuz mese git me lashes filled tamary after woik) and will post my hilites when I can.  Your cutie-patutie Aubrey and dat bike...how cool is dat!

Jeanie Beanie - I wanted her to really square cut around my ears...but she didn't, jes trimmed a little so da ‘wings' not so noticeable.  So I jes keep tucking behind my ears.  Am glad now that I didn't get is squared...cuz da grow out wud be too weird.  So...I keep trying diff styles and jes tries to be happy mese has any hair at all.

Lori - dat is zackly what mese did wif dat HUGE Zuc.  Wanted to save it tho...cuz it gib me ideas...seeing as I don hab a Hitachi or whatever dat ting is Alli gots...ALERT ALERT...MIND N DA GUTTER!!  Anyway...I shredded...all tucked away for bread making after my vacay.  I hab to woik 6ayem-3p Mon Tue Wed Thurs.  Weds dey habing 4^th pot luck.  I'm makin my special.  Looks like dat ‘star' cake youse posted, cept it's a dump of sorts.  But after all the angelfood cake, pudding, cool whip, strawberries, bananas, fresh peaches, I put the flag on...blueberries n strawberries.  YUM

Undie - hope da pooches be OK...Praying Hard!!

Dorothy - mese Baxter did da same ting couple months ago.  Wese bof sweepin in my bed, I roll over, touch him, he don move, I poke him, he don't move, I whisper his name, he don move, den I turn on light, he don move...den mese shake da chit outta him...he moved...n quick too.  But took 2 hours fer mese fart to quit sploding!!

Lol at Mema, ALERT! ALERT! Lol. And you and D's dogs playin dead, hehehehehehe!! D, did u get dat Moler Focker outta here? I hope so! It's been a great day, no need for him to screw it up!

Yeah - got puter back up!!  Last post before nitey nitey.  Woikin 4 days in a row...not useta dat chit, n gotta drive to LV on Fri ayem to catch plane to Portland!  OOOO...mese tired jes tinkin bout it.

Kathy - sooo glad Glenn home.  Very sad bout your Max...hate losing a furbaby!

DorKa - sad about BoBo...tears in mese eyes too.  Will be a year in Sept since I lost my Anniegirl.  Ok...nuf of da sad stuff.  K?

OK goils....gonna go to my room now...yep...punishin meseBADself.  Gonna go read a few more chapters of 50 Shades as I can't git dat HUGE zucchini off my mind.  Don't hab no HitachiHibachiWhirlygig, but do hab mese 'ol faithful...jes gotta dig out da extension cord!!

Later chicas!!  Lub lub lub ya'll!!

Yeah, Sue, it was extremely sad losing Max. BUT my DH didn't want me to look for anudder furbaby, but mese knew we habs more room in our farts, sooo.....found our Maverick and Molly about 1 mo after losing Max. Only wanted one, but they came as a set! And now we are glad to have them both. EXCEPT Molly jest learned to eat tomatoes off of DH's precious tomato vines...lol...she even got 2 that I had put on the swing while I was watering this ayem. They love figs....we have 2 huge trees, with branches to the ground. Well, when we eat them, they love for us to share with them. But what I wonder is, why don't they just bite them off the branches?? They are right at their level, too. Funny. So sad about your Anniegirl, and so sad about Dorkie's Mocha.

Alli, I wish Max had been kidding, but he really was dead. Thanks for letting us know CynCyn is A-OK! Tell her we all miss her and hope shes having a GREAT time!!

Darn tonight there were actually thunder storms in counties on both sides of us, and below us. But here???? NADA, dry as a bone. Rain, rain, puleez come this way.....

Huggers!

Kath

On her wedding night,
she stayed at her mother's house,
and was very nervous.

Her mother reassured her:
"Don't worry Maria, Tony's a good man.
Go upstairs and he'll take care of you.

Meanwhile, I'll be making pasta."

So, up she went.
When she got upstairs,
Tony took off his
shirt
and exposed
his hairy chest.

Maria ran downstairs to her
mother and says,
"Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest."

"Don't worry, Maria," says the mother,
"All good men have hairy chests.
Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you."

So, up she went again.
When she got up in the bedroom,
Tony took off his pants exposing his hairy legs.

Again, Maria ran
downstairs to her mother,
"Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants and
he's got hairy legs!"

"Don't worry! All good men have hairy legs.
Tony's a good man.
Go upstairs and he'll take good care of you."

So, up she went again.
When she got there,
Tony took off his socks and on his
left foot
he was missing three toes.

When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs.
"Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot and a half!"

Her Mama said,
"Stay here and stir the pasta."

Morning DahhhhlinKs - jes a quick HELLO before I'm off ta woik.  Thanks for the LOL Bernie.  All my lublies hab a great MonKeyDay...will try n ck in later after woik.  Glad Cindy Lou Who is OK n habing fun!!

Later Ladies!!

Good morning Loungies. I have spent the entire weekend in the house for some much needed cleaning. But too hot to go outside anyways.

Allison, the layers in the drink stay, due to the sugar content in the liquid. I think lots of ice too. I found one website, that said it was Cranberry Juice, Blue Gatorade and Sprite Zero (sorry, no alchol). When we were living in the store, when I first got to AZ, DH had to go to TN a few times, as his dad was dying from the RB. Customers would come in and ask me where my dad was. I could hear you belting out your HAAAALLLLEEEELLLUYAH, all de way ober here in AZ!

DorK, you prolly ‘bout gave your poor Mandy a fart attack, when you hollered! But I know, she ‘bout gave you one.

Sue, I had to laugh when you said here is me and my daddy. I call DH dat! Even have him named that on my phone, and my phone says the name of who's calling. Git your eyelashes filled??? Your cake sounds YUMMY, get a picture of that too, we wanna see.

Kathy, such a relief. So glad your DH is ok and I hope he can get in for the test before you leave. Is that heat suppose to let up before you leave, so your fur babies can go back outside? We have not had any rain either, VERY DRY here.........jes like me, hehehe!!!

The Honest Monkey

Makes 1 gorilla sized drink

• 1 cup ice by volume (about 5-6 large cubes)
• 1 whole banana
• 1 oz dark rum
• 1/2 oz banana liqueur
• 1/2 oz Frangelico
• 1/2 cup chocolate milk

G'Morning HTL Hottie Babes! Happy Monkey Day!

Gunna grab an Honest Monkey and catch up on all the farts been going on around here...

Jest saw your pic Beansie! A "smokin" hot monkey biker (or astronaut?)??? LOL!!!!

Happy monkeydey goils!

Is enybuddy having pau hana with me? It is lonely here. I am already on dwink # 14. 

I heared from Stella todey and she is mad cuz she aint gonna see Mickey. I told her that she already saw Mickey but she was too dwunk to remember. I even told her about all de other attractions she saw and she know tinks she remembers. Whew, Cyn is off de hook.

Cyn, hoping you are having a fantabulous time with your family. I miss you berry much.

Katwinka, any updates on your DH? I sure hope he gets to have that fart checked out before you depart. 

Lori, tanks for de dwinks. I downed about 21 of dem before noon today. I hope you are staying cool. I hate de heat and I tink it hates me too.

Alli, Alli-luya!! hehe, I tink you has anudder new name other dan Alli, Tanya, Leweybille Slugga and now alli-lu-ya. It was a ring to it, eh? I tink so. 

Beanie baby, yippee, you in de lounge yet agen. I so honored. Here's a merlot for you in one of those glasses dat Alli dwinks from. Damnest, I foyget de name she gib de glass. I do git foygetful when dwunk. 

Shannon, tanks for de update. I am still praying for dat fn parvo chit to leave all dogs and leave your momma doggie alone so de doggy gets all bettah. Sawry to you that you are not doing de tings you love. Dere is always next year. Mese always waiting for nexts years for dis reason. I dwank about 32 dwinks todey and at least 20 few yese. I bet you flying high goil. cheers! 

Juliet, de farting pic is too funny. My Juliet knows mese likes anyting fart related. Dey jest de funniest tings.

Suz, I hope dis werk day go good for you and dat de next few fly by. I can't wait to see a picture of you with your highlites, i jest know you beautifulistimoest! 

Where's Bernie, mese don't tink I see her. Is dat her in de corner hoarding six wine bottles? Oh my. She dwunk. 

mood gorning, Chrissy B, me hope you sleeped well. I tink I failed to tank ye for de suggestion for fooding me sick doggies. Tanks to you for reminding me what to do, dey are all better. Me has concrewded dat it is de heat making all dese dogs sick. Mese friend at werk had sick dogs. my friend that came yesterday had sick dogs, all trowing up and chitting de bad chit. I tailed eberybody to feed dem de ChrissyB spayshall so I tank you again. I got anudder hug fer ya but am saving it cuz mese got gas right now hehe. So I jest send mese love. 

most of you goils remember de friend from werk who died last october from de FNRB? Well another goil who is in our closing department who was a mutual friend, caught me in the ladies room today and jest told me that she had her mammo and she has to get three more tests. She is berry funcused over what she is having but someting was suspicious. So goils, I now ask for prayers for my coworker and friend, Sarah. I gibbed her a big hug and I teared up a bit. Dat because last time I hugged her, we met in a conference room to console each other after our friend Cindy's passing. so I go to de chapel to pray for her, mese udder bwest fwends, mese people, youse people and all de people of de world. and of coaurse, mese always prays for werld peace. I know it aint possible cuz IM a realistist. but I still pray for as much peace as possible aka AMPAP. Would'nt it be nice if we all could live in peace and harmony? With no rat bastard out dere too. I can only dweam.

Whale, I gotzta get in de pool and cool down before doing some more planting. But I tail you one more ting first. I jest farted so I tail you skews me, I better come back when de air is clear. Sawry goils, sawry tenders and wenches. Pants, buddy, can you fan dis place out before anybuddy comes in? 

CHEERS!! 

Katrinka - Mez laffin too at all the funnies that Goldie, Bernie and Juliet posted! And the DOTD made me a happy monkey! Please let us know how your DH is doing and how the test went...sure glad he seems to be okay. How scary to have him handle a tenant call, just glad it was an easy fix.

Juliet - so funny da doggy fart pic!!

Goldie - tanks agin fer da gweat dwinkie today!

Unde - so glad the pup is hanging in there, it really sounds like you are doing all you can to get him well and keep the others from getting it. That is funny you relax at the hospital, my bp goes whizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzing up even mentioning doctors, dentists or hospitals! When is the surgery?

DorK - I been here mosta da day, but so bizzy in the back room on the phone you didn't see me with my Monkey Day Dwink(s). But now I'm floating around the bar and taking sips of anyone's who isn't looking - tee hee, bad bad bad! Tanks so much for the nice merlot too, it goes good wif lil sips of peppermint schnaaaps, baileys, jd and wuddever else I can find. Da glass da glass...wud wuz it??? She called it the Stoner Mug er sumptin like that! He he hehe he!! Oooooo, looookie, I found a nice JD dwink for you Dofey!!! Here, dwink up!

Thinking of ya'llz, Mrs V, NM, MemaSue, Chrissy, Bernie, and
all the loungettes...hope you have a nice night cuz I gotta go beddy-bye now.
Nite nite! Sweet dweems! Where is Cyndilou??? Hope allz okay! Love you all!!!

Soon Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex.
The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10.

If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.

Paddy guessed 8, and the proprietor said, 'You were close.
The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time.'

A week later, Paddy, along with his friend Mick, pulled in for another
Fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex.

The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number.
Paddy guessed 2 this time. The proprietor said, 'Sorry, it was 3.
You were close, but no free sex this time.'

As they were driving away, Mick said to Paddy,
'I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex.'

Paddy replied, 'No it ain't, Mick. It's not rigged at all at all.
My wife won twice last week.'

Good morning girls! I jest have a minute but wanted to say hello. Drink up and stay cool (or warm in Bean's case). Have a funderful twosdey! Love you goils, you all de bestest!

Cheers!

Good morning, Loungettes! Had a very busy weekend, then realized that it was an almost full moon weekend. Makes me wonder what tomorrow is going to be like -- I'm working/on call from 8 am to 8 pm. Gives me a way to get out of the family/neighbor get together that always ends up with Mom getting upset about something I say or do and lecturing me about embarrassing her. Hoping I can see some of the local goings on, especially since the corner store is giving away ice cream cones and other goodies. But it will probably be busy, seeing how it's the full moon. Sigh. Good money, though.

Now to play ketchup!

Mema--do you have satelite internet? I had that for a while and had to trim some trees that were no where near the dish b/c the branches were blowing into the line of connection when it was windy. I don't have that problem since getting DSL, but it still gets hinky in really bad weather.

DorKable--Sadie dwinkin' MilerLite? Really? Well that explains all the empties I keep finding under the deck and in the dog food bin! And some of her behavior! And why the neighborhood dogs come visit so often! Silly, sneaky girl! {{{hugs}}}

Cindi--docs say no drwinking while taking tamoxifen because tamoxifen depends on good liver function to work. You see, tamoxifen itself has no effect in the body. The liver metabolizes tamoxifen to endoxifen, which is the active drug that blocks estrogen receptors. Tamoxifen is hard on the liver (that's why we have to have liver function tests done every 6 months or so) and alcohol is hard on the liver, too, in excess. Since no one ever admits to excess alcohol intake, docs just say no intake at all. If you dwink responsibly, there's nothing really wrong with a beer once a day or so.

CynCyun--I don't have the great memory you think I do. I do a split screen on my computer, with BCO on the left and Word on the right. I type my responses as I read through the posts. Then I copy/paste, add pics, and VOILA!

Chrissy--have fun with the grands!

Isabella--Sadie says to get well soon and suggests eating grass. I said "yuck" to that, but she insists it fixes EVERYTHING!

Beanie--I hear you about the weather. I really should be out mowing the lawn before the next storm comes by, but this is more fun! If the thunder stays away I may take Sadie to the lake this afternoon. 'll have to go swim with her, of course. . . .These pics are from a deluge that came by my place the other day: 

The blue blur is my kayak: 

This is on the lee side of the house: 

Undy--I'm so upset to hear about your Mom's dog being sick. It's so hard when the little things that depend on us get sick.

Mrs. Vino--great pic! Very proud, and talented little girl!

DorKable--thanks for the update on Wahine.

Good Morning, Lord, it's me again. I'm calling to talk to You about Kathy's DH. Could You please be sure to take special care of him? And please be with Kathy, too, I'm sure she's worried about her DH and needs him healthy and home again. Thanks, Lord!

Wahine--glad you're DH is home! And praying for good echo results! Sadie says no dog worth a bark will work for food when there is a human to do the work for them. Apparently it's in the doggy rule book. As is snitching food that the humans don't want them to eat!

Bernie-- LOL!!

Hi, LORD, it's me again, again. I'm calling this time to talk about Dorkable's friend and co-worker Sarah. Sarah's going through a very scary time right now and could use Your help. While You are helping her I like to ask You to make sure she doesn't have the rat ba$#ard, that is such a horrible thing to go through. Enough of us women have been through that, we don't need anymore more members of the club. So please make sure Sarah doesn't join? Thanks, Lord!

Hi. LORD, its me again, again, ditto. This time I'm calling about Julet's friend Max. First, I want to say thank YOU for providing him with a new kidney, and ask Your blessings on the donor's soul and his/her family. Please make healing happen all the way around. Thanks, Lord!

Goldie--yummy Raspberry Mohito!

Princess Glitter Sizzle's 2=fer DOTD is the "Hi, Lord!"
1/2 oz Coffee Liqueur
1 1/2 oz Dark Rum

Directions
Pour the rum and tia maria into an old-fashioned glass almost filled with ice cubes. Stir well.

HA lOVE THIS THREAD Drink away ladies we have been through hell.... I love my wine.....