how about drinking?

Thanks for the warm welcome and laughs.

Happy 4th! Be safe!!

Gonna be hotter than hell here in the midwest again today. Good excuse to drink some beer. And as far as farting goes...there's nothing better than crop dusting thru a crowd!

NM, sort of hard to see, but looks like you have a nice, big, lush yard. Bummer you aren't keen on the family/neighborhood get together, so hoping you make BIG BUCKS instead.

A big ole hello and welcome to Orange and Jude. Where is the piercing going Jude? Hope you can stay cool, you and everyone else in this heat wave. LOL @ the crop dusting through a croud.

Orange, what part of the world are you in?

Oh ya Juliet, you need to share that dish with all of us, we all want some of doze boygers.

Where's Tanya at? Out bustin some knees?

CyndieLouWho is comin home today.............welcome home Cyn.

Oh Dork, I do hope that it was just shadows on Sarah's films. Praying for SHADOWS, foh shoa. Yes, I see the new Lori in de lounge, you can jes call me de innocent one.......LOL! I want to see you flowers you planted, pweeze.

Oh my Beans, a fart with a lump in it. Reminds me of the guy in the white pants! Your cabin IS cute as a button,just like you, and I know you and DH will jazz it up and make it the nice comfy cozy home that it should be. You know we want to party there when you get settled in. Party at da Bean's.

Kathy, have a Duck Fart, but get it on the rocks, otherwise it is meant to shoot. Have a safe trip, we will miss you, but I know you will be checking in, as you ALWAYS do. You are good patron!!!! I hope all goes SMOOOOOOOTHE.

Mema, tinkin of you too goil. Meese tinks ewes jes biddy woykin and you hab ur Pot Luck party today at the bar. Hab fun and I jes nose you vehicle will be drunkliest.

For Sarah (DorK's friend)

  WHITE SHADOW

½ oz. Whiskey, ½ oz. Pernod, ½ oz. Light Cream

Shake all ingredients well with ice in a cocktail shaker. Strain into a chilled cocktail glass and garnish with fresly ground nutmeg.

Hello girls! I am popping in for a cold drink, tanks Lori, that was gooood.

Happy Independence Dey to all. On dis dey I sailabrate de freedom to offer up my middle finger. God Bless America.....

Cheers!

Hell ya, middle fingers and titties up...thankfully, now I have 2 of each!

HAPPY FOURTH GIRLS,CHEERS!

Hiya girls,

I jest had to pop in for another of Lori's white shaddow dwinkies, oh so yummy. Love my Lorikins! 

Wahine, I had not thought of that but yes, I do recall that Junie liked to flip de bird in photos. It is great to be American. I hope you can have some dwinks while you do your trip prep tings. 

Hiya Chrissy B, yippee. I wish you were here with me. We are hanging by the pool. I jest spent a half hour on mese faborite floatie ting and oh boy is it nice. I was supposed to have my dear friend Ann back today but chit, wouldn't you know, de fn rat bastard got her poochie. I am bummed out for Ann and her furbaby, precious. She is 12 years old and diagnosed with cancer this morning. she is given a few hours to a few days to live. I have to say FURB! ughhh, hate hate hate de RB.

Juliet and Bernie, love yer funnies...there is nothing better dan waking up to all you girls who post after I go to bed. 

And Beanie, shucks, I missed ya last night. Had I knew you were coming, I would have waited for ya. A big pre-congrats on your NV residence, yippeeeee for you! 

Oops, gotta fly. DH jest got here and it is time to partay!!! 

Thanks, Juliet! Sounds soooo good. Maybe I can make it for my parents in Hawaii. I know we could find it there, but may have to search to find ground lamb here! Thanks for sharing that!

Katheeeeeee

Here's some food to go with those dwinks,cheers!

LOL Dofey!!! Such sweeeeeeeet sentimentals stuff youse sed! Mese in agreement wid ya. AND oh boy, you best hurryto Pants, because like ya sed...."he qwick"....ya don't wanna miss "it"! LOL. Jest popped in for a sec. STILL packing, so can't stay long. Hmmmmm.....will twy a Jule-boyger and some of dat food Unde brought!!! Tata!!!

DORK-I resent the fact you think i'm a dwunk,i mean if mese was *hic* a dwunk i tink i'd *hic* know it. Jest cuz mese sleeps wif the bottle of JD doesn't mean *hic* anything.  And to prove mese is noooo dwunk mese giving youse all the likker,see?

oh yeah and deez was in mese medi-sin cabinet.

Unde, now mese knose where wese kin all partay hearty!!! You got a stasha hootch dere. But if you are sending it all to Dorkie's house, den wese needz ta go dere.

Awww Dorkaroni, mese will miss youse too!!! When we have Pau Hana (right at 5pm....my dad does not miss it!), it will be 11 pee-yem at yore house. BUT mese betcha dat youse jest mite sitll be dwinkin a little bit (or a lotta bit).....or you might bite Pants...who knowz? LOL. You keep da parties goin, ok?

OOPS, foigot....mese still gotta pack....lets see.....ummmmm....*swimsuit*.....OK I'm done!

Hugs to all,

Kathy-flybaby

yippeee, cyncyn in delouge n mese did not miss her, cheers!! and wahine and unde' ChEERs!!!

omg Juliet, that was harsh. I shall opoligise on de patient's behalf. I will then borrow Allison's slugga bat and wack de back of yer patients knees. Den maybe to de swamp. 

I must find Mr Bigger, i hasn't seen him in a weally long time and I need him to hailp me sleep. His bigness is sorta like having a big ole teddy bear in de bed. So off WE go, to lala land.

Kathy, safe travels. and one more ting. Cyn, my post above sounds a bit obknoxshuss but mese did not mean it to sound mean, mese met dat I did not miss partaying with you on DIS NIGHT. jest wanna make surely shirley that you did not tink i meaned i did not miss you.

Can't wiat to here from de Stella. de bella of de balls. ya know whose I talking bout? kk, mese really gottzta sleep or git toothpicks to keep mese eyes open. or sleep. yep, dat it.  See ya on thirstdey.  zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz