how about drinking?

Hiya goils,

Will try to keep this short, jest so darn biddy getting mese house ready and also working long hours. Mese just got home, still have not had din din. Pants, bring me a pasta entre', suplies mese please but no fishy stuff. I did make a dwink, oh yummmmy... brb while I guzzle some down....ahhhh, dat was good! no, make dat great, not good. 

Lori and Cyn, a shadow is a person that sits with me and listens in on my calls to see how I run my desk and my pipeline (my loans). It is annoying but I do like helping others and have a lot of patience to explain tings as I go. But I lose alot of time over it.

And guess what, jest found out that the cabana is heated. Lori, that is the structure in de back yard dat looks like a garage. It has heat, ac, ceiling fan and a fridge with an icemaker, wooo hooooo! It also has a loft for storage. I so fircited about all dis. I keep yacking to Steve about it and I am making him crazy. I tink he is a bit resentful that I am doing this on my own and not including him. I was hoping he would change enough to come back and live with me but nope, I guess he does not want it enough. It is crazy how we still hang out. He better watch out, I will be having some big parties at de new crib and I inviting lots of hot guys, jest gotta find dem hehehe! And I heard from my realtor with a few updates. First, the seller of the home I want is not accepting my counter offer. She is having an open house over the weekend and tinks that people will flock to the home. But I don't tink so as she has the price too high. She wants to get more than she bought it for but does not realize that we are in a declining market. Hell, my home is priced 10k lower than it appraised last year. So I am holding out for now. I have a price in my pea brain and I will not pay more. De good news is that someone is coming to look at my home tomorree!! It is not even on the MLS system yet, the person saw de for sale sign and called my agent. So I has lots o work to do to get my home emmacuate. I plan on staying up late tonight and getting it done.  DH was a good boy and edged my entire property todey. It really helps with the "curb appeal".  Realtor is coming tomorrow in de morning to take pics and make a video which will be on youtube. I jest may share it with ye goils cuz I feel like you all family. 

So enuff bout me, gotta speak to a few odder goils den it is back to dwinking. and working. 

Cyn, how ya feeling todey hon? I tink of you berry much and am wishing you well. And woo hoo on de hot chick dat Juliet posted for you. I nearly feel like being gay me darnself hehe! She is a hotty. I has a hug for ya jest because I luv ya ((((CYN))))).

Lara, wishing you all de best wtih your interview and return to work. So glad you like your new faux boobs!! 

NM, I am so happy for you with the new job and hope that you love it. I know you will make a big difflence in many lives. And I do not think you are weird for liking working in a hospice environment. It takes a berry spayshall person to do that and you are that special goil. Have I told ya lately dat I love ye? Well I do. I hope to meet you some day. I wish your training was much foyther south den Massatwoshits, I tink dat is where you said you bese going. I love how you take the time to make de most awesome posts of annybody here, you ROCK sister, you are jest so awesome to have as a friend. 

I am tinking about de rest of you goils but frankly and shirley, mese does not have time to talk to you all in type. I do type fastly but told meseself dat I have until 9 pee emm to play den back to work with only 10 minutes break time per hour until at least 11 pee em. My boss, Stella, is a bitch so I do what she sez! 

I werking for dis:

dIS is de inside of de cabana, it is poyple!

Cheers!

Well looks like bco messin up agin. 

Juliet - LOL  that is priceless!

Cyn - glad everyday is better and better.  Step stool to git n n outta bed?  Wow...would love to see dat bed.  I jes LOVE wallymart!!  j/k...but I kinda do cuz it's all we have here.

DorKa - Poyple - boootiful!!  I asked about dat shed looking thingy...sooo cool dat it's a cabana...les PaRTay!!  Good for you for standing firm on your offer...see how her 'open house' goes...but I'm wif ewe...prolly will realize she is overpriced.  And having someone come see your place...dat is da BOMB!  What a bootiful address to NM...and I DITTO it!

Feeling yucky again today.  Had 2 good days in last 8.  jes don kno whas going on.  Wake up with slight headache and waves of nausea...both come and go thruout the day.  Settled for soup/sand for din tonite and am ready to go back to bed.  Hope tamary is better.

LUBZ N HUGZ to all my goils!!

I tink I wanna add another B to Bernie new name, BBB, Bernie Biker Babe, wooo hoo! Loved de cartoon of de old people and de toofbrush.

Alli, I funcused about who is posting. I though Sue's post was yers for a bit den I tawt mese is dwunk. and I am.  Suz, you cwacking me up with your poopy humor! You so funny. I really hope you feel better tomorree. I hate when you feel bad. You such a twooper goil. and to answer your queerie, I was giben de go ahead by me PS to resume all activity, even cutting de lawn. Can I hear a wooo hoo??? I foygot to tail you dat. I tink I be rescheduling mese surgery. I have me high school girls weekend about 10 days after de date. I want to be able to really partay and not be a drag like when wese went the past two years. I attended goils weekend in 2010 jest about ten days after mese bmx. I can do it I can do it. 

Unde', so happy you gitting yer first fill. It so exciting, I remember doze days well. I hope you have a good time with yer people, you deserve that.

Who said to have a partay for Katwinka da dwinka? I second de foyst motion, yippee, a partay. 

Cyn, I has to tail ya, de goil in de pic you posted reminded mese of a pretty voysion of sumone we know, we call her WW. Dont know why I thought of her cuz de goil above is purdy and ww mfugly. hmmm, i know I dwunk now. You getting good at making pictures. hope you get as good at making do do's. lol. dis potty humor jest funny stuff, ya know? 

Whale, me should be sleeping but too wound up. Made a stiff dwink, well Snowboy made it. Like sumbody said, I also needed some snow cuz it hot here too. I tink it was my mema sue who said she needed him. and bdw, mema, I will take dat spanking aldough I not bad. oh, here come mr big now...brb

ahh, what a spanking, dat was good. 

Lori, anyting yet with de pellots? Did de pics of de hot boys turn ye on? I hopeth so. 

I up waaaay to late, was logged onto work til 12 TURDey aye em den resumed de working in de house. I making gwate progress. But still have much to do. Dis all soooo much for me but I can do it I can do it. kk, nuff bout me again.  Dis place too quiet, I tink I need anudder spanking. okey, mese eyes feel like closing. i gonna sleep with my contacts in cuz mese to dwunk to remove dem. so if I wake up and say its a miracle dat I can see, remind me about doze lenses on me eyeballs. oh balls. hehe, oh balls. like to say oh balls. ok, i go now. i has a date with de snowboy. CheeriOs!  G'night goils, see you thirsdey sumtime. Peace and love to each of you. and huggies too.....

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big
Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log.

"My what big eyes you have, Mr Wolf", says Little Red Riding Hood.

The wolf jumps up and runs away. Further down the road Little Red
Riding Hood sees the wolf again. This time he is crouched behind a tree
stump.

"My what big ears you have, Mr Wolf", says Little Red Riding Hood.

Again the wolf jumps up and runs away. Some distance further down the
track Little Red Riding Hood again encounters the Big Bad Wolf, this time
crouched behind a road sign.

"My what big teeth you have, Mr Wolf", taunts Little Red Riding Hood.

With that the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams... "Will you eff off,
I'm trying to take a s**t !"

So many posts u were busyyy

Dork love the house u will get it cabana pool boy whats next

Bernie Your new name is BBB ah your wedding

Goldie u have good jokes

Just got bk from stitches out easy breezy

Tryed walking a bit did a little

Vino ugggg I hope u feel better ill have a drink for you

Hi Juliet

mema I want to see your son the sexy fireman we will invite him to Dorks house .. Party at Dorks

Interview is monday tuesday back to work I willl take it easy its funny when someone says oh you have been through a lot. You know this but I just dont think about it keep pushing forward.

Love u goils

Lara

LOL - Olara - dat last pic bout made me blow mese java thru me nose...berry goot goil!!  My fireman stepson is married...awww...but my son (turning 40 in Sept) is single...he a hunk too...lesseee...6'4, 210, long hair, strong jaw, long eyelashes over beautiful eyes.   heehee...jes a mom braggin...LOL...u wanna plan a trip to LV?  Heehee.  Knock 'em dead at woik girl!!!  Tanks fer da hugs too!

Dork - when I was in Vegas last week for treatment, I met gf at bar I used to tend at (Paddy's Pub), saw one of my ol customers for 1st time since RB.  He sed, 'Sue, you looking good, except for the hair, I liked the way you wore it before'.  I sed, I'd still be wearing it like that if I hadn't lost it during chemo!!!  Yes...men are idiots.  Have to say tho, he was mortified and speechless, felt really bad, apologized all over himself as he hadn't heard. 

BBB - LOVE IT!!!!  Poifeck fit.  And Congrats on getting the 'all clear' to do whatever you want.  cept I feel no escitment in mowin da lawn...some a ewe goils cwack me up wif da lawn mowing bidness.  Me DH say...'bb, da yard work is zen'...I say, 'bb, den I'll do but only if you clean da toilets cuz to me DAT is zen'!  He shut up and do all da yard woik n quit bother ing me wif it now.  Thanks for the kind woids...so glad snowboy tooked goot care of you, looked like you were 'in da zone'..er 'zen'?  teehee!

Lori - LOL...dat for Cyndielouwho ain't it. 

All da rest of you goils...hab a goot day!!  LUBZ N HUGZ!!!

Good morning, Loungettes! Got lots of employment "paperwork" done online this am. Got to love the efficiency! There's going to be about a week of overlap when I am working 2 jobs, but that is just going to make that first weekend off sweeter! I start Aug 6th, last day a the old job is Aug 16th.

Bernie--never hear of a Tapir, gonna have to look that one up. So ugly he's cute, though! And you and the biker chicks are FABULOUS!

Juliet--I give up. Unless it's that fact that they aren't using the posts installed on the side walk fort the rope, I don't get the error in that pic. Enlighten me?

DorKable--I'll be "shadowing" people for a while at the new job and I'm kind of looking forward to it. It's a great way to get to know the people I'll be working with. I'll try to be a good shadow. What makes a shadow a good one when someone is with you?

Goldie--Odd phone calls are annoying, aren't they? I'm getting a call from a 213 number, when I answer there is no one there. I give them 20 seconds to get a live person on the line and hang up. Haven't spoken to a live person yet! If someone is calling me, have the courtesy of having a person ON THE LINE when I pick up! And I not leaving the boards!!!!!! Not sure where that came from, I must have typo'd something somewhere.

ORLA--Good for you for interviewing!!!! I made a list of things that my perfect job would have, and then translated some of those things into questions to ask at interviews. No job will ever be perfect, but it can't hurt to find out how close (or far) from your ideal the job is. Interviews are for info to go both ways, after all. Hooray for stitches out! Always feels better to get the stitches out!

Mema--sorry you all pooped out, hope you build up some for pau hana tonight! And 'running' to the pottyroom counts as walking!

Bernie--have you considered going into business cooking for people after surgery? You'd make a fortune! Love the menu for Cyn!

CynCyn--it still sucks living through this part of recovery, even when you know it will end and you can see improvement, I know. Even knowing it will end doesn't help right now. But the right now sucks out loud.

Undy--Here's hoping the first conscious fill goes well! Lots of distraction is a good thing, too both for managing any owies and getting the bod moving again.

DorKable-- love your 'short' posts! You do short like I do! Sounds like you got a lot of work and a plan to get it done, that's a good thing. Amazing how some motivation helps us get stuff done! Good luck with the realtor, and with the bid you made. Sometimes people have to learn the hard way. And I would love to meet you, too. New Jersey isn't that far away, and I will be having trainings in Boston probably about yearly. Maybe we can connect around one of those trips. Also, when I get a bit more out of debt, I want to start traveling again, and I'm playing with the idea of a trip around the US meeting breasties from the boards here. But that's a few years in the future, yet. I have to put time limits on my computer time, too, so I bet we all understand that. Good for you for being disciplined and sticking to it! Love the Cabana!!! Hmmmm. Philadelphia is a 9 hour drive from where I live. That makes it reachable during a 3 day weekend. Need any help cleaning the cabana?????

Mrs. Vino--I've had dilly beans and they are YUMMY!!!!!!!!Congrats on going back to work, I grumble about working but always feel more like a real person when I'm working. Careful with the poopy dwinky, don't want a traffic jam in the lady's room!

Mema--it's not right to have more yucky days than good ones. Any idea what's behind that? Any new meds recently? Hopefully you've just caught a bug and will be better soonliest!

Goldie--great dwinky!!!!! I want a bunch!!!

mema im only kidding but he is my type I am man at the boyfriend

Cyndie I have drinks for u

ill have ten now

Oh, My,  Lord~~~~

BB im back I PM u too many dwinks working on my ten

Vino where r uuuuu I like u u r  funny

good afternoon all, should be sleeping but wide awake after just 2 hrs sleep, trying to decide do i want ambien or gin!   orla got a boob bra and looking for a upgrade ,maybe all the moms could post pictures of availible males. cyndylouwho,glad your feeling better,just remember to tell yourself, do i feel better today than i did this time last week,if the answer is ever no,get your a$$ to the doctor.  same for you mema!     lori -maybe we need to make you a package-fifty shades of grey and the sleeping beauty trilogies,  nm-  re picture look at where the van is parked!  apparently they were installing the bollards because people were parking on that side wal k. 

Hi Juliet

 "Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat."
- Alex Levin

brilliant, DH birthday yesterday, just starting a BBQ and opened the rose.

How are you doing. 

ooh fun

Juliet what do u do u work a lottttt

Did u see my pic that sme in my bra watch out Im walking oops did I hit u in the eye lol

orla-are your new boobs going to be the same  size!