how about drinking?

Thanks for the info beautiful B!

Kymn, I can't tell you how good it is to see you back girl (((((KYMN)))))

Cami, your sister and her family are gorgeous. And I have to say, not knowing what you look like, but we did know you were Italian, I sort of pictured you like your sister. Ok, so we know you know how to post pics, we want to see you now! No excuses! And she DOES NOT look 73! The photo is small, so hard to give her an age she looks, almost could go late 50's, early 60's? BUT.............if you cropped just her, so no one else in the photo, then you have the sun glasses, photo is small, she has beautiful skin............she pass for 40! So she is a woman of many ages! God Bless you BOTH!

OMG Dorfy…tank ewe fer da applause!!  It is speshall isn’t it.  And yes, all da monies stay here in little ‘Ol Mesquite.  We only bout 20K peeps so no Onco’s no Chemos etc.  All da cancer pts have to go to LV or St. George, UT.  So they b really excited!!

Dorfy - tail Jess I absolutely love her bar…heeehee…n my bottle of E & J Brandy.  She is a sweetie for sho!…Give her a big ol wet eyeball kiss for me…K?

WaWaaaaaaaaa - Happy Anniversary….yahoo…15 and counting.  Your sweet Glenn surprising you.   Here’s to many many more!!!

Bernies - Love it!!  Actually have had frog legs in LA.  And dey do taste like chicken fingers…no really!!  And da Rita Rudner quote…da best!!!  And all da holidays n chit.  Do u hab all dat commited to memory or do ya hab to re-aquaint (look it up).  My DH is a huge history fan…memory like a steel-trap for dat chit…not so much for b-days, anniversaries, kids b-days, etc.  I have no such capacity for details like that.  But ask me a date that holds emotional significance…I’m on da spot…otherwise…I’ll get back to you.

NM - glad not tooo bad for you.  Guess Dorfy missed da bad chit too….all is good!!  Cept I do feel bad, sad, for those who lost so much and are still w/out power etc.  I pray for them every night!!  I have donated to Red Cross and Salvation Army…hope it does some good.  DOTD sounds wonderful…kinda wish we were still doing it at woik.  But, can’t overdo a gr8 thing…always next October!

Cyn - Salvation Army good place to find cheap winter clothes.  Me n DH bought 2 Army, double breasted, trench coats when traveling in MT and ID one year.  Still have them, paid like $10 ea.  They are great!!!  Wished I had packed one cuz I really needed it in KY!

Hey Blackcat - what’s up?

Cami - u cwack me up and u not eben dwinking!!  Funny, but serious stuff bout free speech in all…U Go GIRL!  Sawee u still in pain and u not posed to say (sorry) not allowed on this thread…gotta spail it diff like sawee or sarree…like dat der.  Aneyway…never enuf bout u….love ur posts!!  I still no have no passport either…but have da ap..jes aint done it.  Mayb someday…heavy sigh!  Lub Lub Lub da ribbons post…LOL!  WOW --- Congrats to your sister!!! I am impressed and this gives me hope too!!!  ChEaRs!!

Lori - LMAO bout your kids glad to be going swimming ever day in der own pewl…LMAO.  Thanks to you too Lori ESPESHALLY...AND to all my goils for their efforts in making this fund raiser a reality.  Kisses Kisses n MORE Kisses to all!!

Kymm - I kno mese already welcomed u back (I tink I didm but may have dweamed it).  Anyway, so good to hear that the kids are settling in…that is a big issue…the kids…so pleased it’s seeming to work out…And…I jes love the ‘’she flew’….we knew you could do it…CONGRATULATIONS GIRL!!!

LOL Cyn...funny post...you iz a funny dwunk! (Esp your "g'nites")! Good night dear!

Thanks again for all the nice anniversary wishes! Had a nice dinner out, 2 cakes to pig-out on....yikes.....

Hugs 'n Love!

Kathyyyyyyyyyy

Hi guys---I know late but I had to come buy just to say I was missin' u girls u always make me laugh. I put my sisters pic up cuz she perty and pretend I look like thst hahaha. I was with Joey , Katie-Kat and Sox what a nite Of course Joey took care of the dog.

Keep my bar stool ready I'll be back in de lounge soon, this is not easy for me and I'll drink u all under the stool, of course I'll start under the stools after 1 drink--bit I won't give up. Wait maybe the term is under the table.--or under the tenders --in that case I'll go under befor a drink.

OK I'll stop for now

Kat isn't that where we are supposed to be --lots of fun down here see alot.

OH just drinks?????????/

Hmmm u really wnt one tooooo---K we'l bof t a lottt of messaagggeessss. Hmmm relaxing

Oh Bernie the real Hot toddie yummy==I love traditions----

We used to celebrate Little Christmas years ago and we too took down all the decorations and did something. But no one talks about that or does it anymore.--I think it was Jan7th and everyones lights were still on outside and I liked that. Now everyone takes everything down fadt. Ick

Hello my beautiful fwends!

I have missed you goils so much, mese spend much of de dey sleeping and oh boy did it feel good.

I am loving seeing so many faces in de lounge. Mese fart is full of lub for you goils (and don't tail mese mom but it full of lub for de tenders too, move over Cam and CB, make room for mese)! Really though, mese seriously have so much love for you all in mese fart and I not saying dis to be funny, I feel de love. I wish I could talk to all yese but as with many of you, I read and I tink of my responses, den befour I know it, mese foyget eberyting mese wanted to say. So foygive me if mese don't talk to all.

Cyn, great job itemizing de loungettes. Dork impressed, specially cuz you did it dwunk. And yeah, where is de Juliet? I hope de Stella and John Boy did not abdicted her and take her to dere planet. I so happy dat you be seeing you bootiful widdle goil next week. She must be excited.

Kymny, you came back again, wooo hooo and yippee. I am so glad that your children are doing so well. If only us adults could be so resilient.

Lucy {Cyndie}, great job listing de goilies, tanks for de goodnight's, same to you.

Camille, you need to give yer dernself more credit. Never stop,I enjoy having u in de lounge. Y ou uber sweet n lots of fun. I just hope n pray that u get to feeling better, u are such a trooper m u are my hero.  You remind me of a wounded warrior yet u stll hang out n party, your way. And like Lori said, the photo of your sister is what I expected you to look like, I bet you look jest as pretty. Either way, you is beautiful in my eyes. But dear Camille, I want to see a photo of you too. Please, can you do it for the Dorkster and for our fellow bwesties who need to see ye? I am begging but not on mese hands n knees, I's sitting up purdy, like a dog and begging.

Girls, what do you tink about Camille's grandson? Need more info on that handsome boy. I tail ye all a secret, I always had a ting for Italian boys/men. My first two long term relationships were Italian boys. If Camille says we can have her hunk of a GS join us, I ken promise to jest use him for eye candy and keeps mese fingers etc off of him. OMG, he is a real poyson and he is HOT! I a bit bolder than Katwinka cuz she is shy about people's grandbabies but mese is not.

Suz, tanks for de thougt about me foob dat is agen dropping. She confirmed dat the right one (former shitty titty), WAS higher dan de left. We is tinking that it is jest the swelling going down. I tink it is still quite swollen so hoping dat de reason it got teeny tinyer. I tailed it not to shrink no more. And Sue, I has to tell you that I had a tear roll down mese eyes after you saying that Cam's sis gives you hope. Amen to hope. I pray for all mese goils often and believe dat God likes to grant me my prayers. He know dat I do not pray for stoopid tings like money, hot boys and likker. I believe that all of mese bweasties gonna be here partaying for a long long time. Okey, I stop now, I getting all too sewious and it fwiedey night! woo hoo. well it really de wee hours of de morning. Ya see, when mese not working, I struggle with going to bed at night cuz mese habing so much fun. It sucks getting up in de morning so mese jest get up in de pee em.

Well tank you for hearing me. And hello to everyone I did not mention. I care deeply for all of mese goils and hope you all have a wunderal Saturday.

I know I still owe mese goils de story of "DE KISS". Oh mese oh mise, I will tail but don't be judging me unless ye poyfect, ok? Suggestions welcomed, judging not welcomed. Don't make me send mese people and de include our Alison n her Loybille Slugga bat. Did ye all know that Allison once whipped a goil on her knees to eliminate her from de olympics? Yes, dat happened. I jest saying this cuz 1 - de poyson deserved a good knee slapping and 2 and 4- Tanya Allison was jest de goil for de job so mese people hired her, and 4 well you know it made us laugh so hard. Ya see, I laugh at naughty stuff. Mese and mese niece was laughing de other day while bringing up de video of when Fabio had a collission with a bird and broke his nose. Dat was funny shit. Don't be a hating now, I jest saying it like it is. Mese wish no badless on enny body, well cept my boss and dat UJDIWW!

ok Cheers!

Good Morning !!! 

EVERY ONE AWAKE??!!??   Ohhhh...swry being too loud??   Hope I didnt wake the goils asweep under da bar stools..must be vwry vwry quiet.. Looks like quite a party took place here last night...Cam...is that you under that tender?  ChrissyB???? 

Dorty...thats so upsetting about your foobie....wtf? 

Ohhh and ....waitiing not so patiently for the kissing story....    ....lol about Tanya and things that make you laugh...sounds like a good idea for a coffee table book... "Things that Make Dorothy Laugh"....  and we can have all kinds of big colorful pictures of Olympian runners tripping up and  falling on their a$$'s ...kind of frame by frame...ya know what I mean??  All those kinds of things that "Make Dorothy Laugh" ..or maybe a book for the potty...I could never understand how someone could sit there and read or do crosswords while sitting there?? I just like to drop my kids off and get out of there...seriously.....wow...I went way off topic...time for some liquid motovation..

Lata

Good morning,  Loungettes!  Happy Saturday!  I'm kinda proud of myself, got lots and lots of work done yesterday and didn't have to work late to do it, despite having to deal with a very stupid problem.  One of my patients in a nursing home is running a fever.  The nursing home RAN OUT of tylenol suppositories.  RAN OUT.  And couldn't get more until late afternoon.  Like, Really?????? Ran out??????? No way to get more on short notice????? Didn't figure out that someone getting one every 4 hours needs at least 6 a day?  Didn't think to check the stock and make sure there was enough to get through to the next delivery??  REALLY????? I am still just amazed at this one. 

CynCyn--next training trip to Boston is in December.  I've got to look up the date.  I went to Goodwill a couple weeks ago and found a really nice (and I think unworn) blazer for $6, it's been perfect for this time of year when it's too chilly for nothing but not cold enough for a coat.  It's amazing what I can find at Goodwill.  I expect I'll get some good snow storms this winter, we're overdue for a good amount of snow.  The rough traveling usually only lasts a day, maybe 2. I do not leave home until my road is plowed, end of story.  But that hasn't done much more than mean I've started working later in the day or did some work by phone.  I guess time will tell about this winter. 

Cammy--Free speech is only free if the powers that be like what you are saying, I'm afraid.  I still cannot believe how many things are just given to illegal aliens--driver's licenses, college educations, free passes on breaking the law.  Sometimes I wonder why I keep working so hard for my stuff.  Sigh. 

Goldie--By the time Sandy got to Maine it was less than a good hard snow storm or heavy thunder storm.  While I was a bit nessapointed, I'm not complaining! 

ORLA--the traveling Breasties--I Like the sound of that! 

Wahine--I've pretty much decided that Medicare won't be there when I get to 65.  I figure I'll do better cashing out a retirement account and negotiating cash payment for my medical care at that point.  Probably end up doing better anyway.  Hope you enjoyed your relaxation time!  HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!

Kymn-- I think the new job I had when you were in last was the job I left this summer.  I'm working full time Hospice care now, being treated like a professional (I even have business cards!) and loving it!  Monday through Friday, very very few weekends and very very few holidays.   Very very little on call.  Keeping track of the changes in here is a full time job.  Just jump in and ask questions, we'll get you up to speed quickliest!

BBBBernie--great holiday info!  Thanks!

Cammy--silly hat stuff is fun!  Yeah for your sister!

Oooh, can't wait to try a real  Hot Toddy!  Thanks, Bernie!

DorKable--umm, you STILL didn't tell us the kiss story!!!!!!  'Fess up, Girlie!

Princess Glitter Sizzle's DOTD is the Kiss-n-Tell

1 oz vodka

1 tsp blue curacao

1/2 oz galliano

1/4 oz dry vermouth

2 oz orange juice

1 oz passion fruit juice

Shake with 3/4 glassful of broken ice.  Pour instrained into an old fashioned glass, garnish with cherry and orange slice. 

Cami ......nah , I'm innocent! I was sleeping on the floor and you woke me up!!! Mind you we had some fun didnt we?

Below is a genuine email send out to staff at an unnamed company.

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To: All Staff
Subject: Copier

Please, please please please please - I am begging - keep any and all paper clips away from the copier!

We have had two service calls in the last few days removing paper clips, staples and a binder clip from the innards of the copier.

PLEASE be really really really really careful around the copier. Especially the document handler, which seems to suck clits like a vacuum cleaner.

Thanks for your help.