how about drinking?
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OMG what a picture Orange. Wow
Good Dork U hsve to really watch it with that and what u touch. It's recockulous.
And my oldest is 46 but she could be older and It would still work out. LOL
Well my D has returned a little while ago YUk I'm drinkin anyway,---It's still happy hour whether u'r happy or not I'll have 2 hard Mikes but just one drink.
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Hi goils! Cami - u jes too funny. Mese wanna kno what diff is atween 2 hard Mikes and jes one dwink??? heehee...I alway tail dh dat I only hab 1 coffee dwink but weelly 3...den I hab 2 more...LOL....den I good n dwunk and can put up wif his bs. We at my sons now...he did his chopping for da new van...but nada...den spent 2 hrs cyber shopping. he sooo slow...make me nutz...but now we watchimg berry punny moobie...'dead men don't wear plaid'. steve martin, rachel ward, humphrey bogart (but not really, ya hafta c it)...n many more. So many 'old time' Marlow type nuances. It really is hysterical. I'm cwacking up!!!
HeY...who dwinkin???
Lara...u come c me or I will meet chu in LV...yahoo!!
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awww, Cammy, I HATE HATE HATE that D'ria. I guess I have to find de diareahea God and pray to Him for you. Damn it. I have a coworker who has irritable bowel synd (IBS) and it is so sad. She has accidents too. The girl is so pathetic yet cute. I know the sound of the grunt and run. And she takes her little bottle of spray air freshener with her each time so as not to stank up de ladies room. I used to have that but it went away. I have a big big hug for you Cam ((( SISTER CAMILLE).
My stbxdh (soon to be ex DH) is bisiting, it is berry nice having another human around, I get lonely with jest me n de dogs. He pumped the water off the pool for me and also jest hooked up de new TV for me, I love it. It is only 32" but I like the high definiton and the sound. I paid 199.00 with free shipping from sears. My bwest fwend Katrinka hooked me up with some good deals too. i got mese a new printer for less than 60.00. Oh, I am wearing two pairs of glasses to see, a sight for sore eyes, ha, I made a funnie. But nuff bout me. I hope sumbuddy comes to partay with mes. I is habbing my first dwink in two deys.
Unde', it is hard to say I is sad that you are too skinny but I can say that I hate that you are having issues with your TE's. I pray you get your foobs soonliest.
Lara, I don't quite get that pic. Mine eyes are off though. hope ye not hurting anymore. You take it easy.
Speaking of skinny, Lori, you do not have an EWWA (eber widening white ass), I saw those pics of you with goil Alli and goil Suzie and your white ass was looking fine. Don't get me wrong, I am not hitting on ye hehehehe, jest call me de dorster de jokster.
Can't wait for Katwinka (Kathy) to bisit de lounge again. She should be landing a few minutes. Ooops, nope, an hour and a few minutes, I foyget I am an hour ahead of her. Don't matter cuz it always five oKLOck in de lounge.
Chrissy B, come out and play. I wuz tinking about you todey when I dwank tea. I wuz reflecting on us in de US, get it US IN DE US hehehe. only you will get it, hehe, ok, will stop with mese corny jokes. I jest wanted to say mese loves you and misses ye.
I don't know why mese not funny todey. I know mese looks funny n all but jest not quite feeling it yet. I need more funny jokes from my BBBBernie ♥
Has I told ye I love ye? I jest can't rant like dis to non others. And ye dwink. I lift my glass and toast all of you. With love in mese fart, lots n lots of it.
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OOOPPPSSS ...did I bump ya 4 eyes...uhh...or shud it b 6 eyes?...u eyes n 2 pair glasses...yea yea...dat 6...six eyes...I only gotz 4 n still bumpeted u...sooo sorry...here a JD/coke fer ya....clink!! I gotta hab 1 more dwink too...den to bed...as mese hab to b at hosp weelly early.
HEY....n 1 else out der to dwink wif m n dorfy?? Cami, Lynda...dat u's on da floor under da stools??? Uh huh...I thot so...tenders....set dem all up...dont foiget me fer crissake...tank ewe!!
Bottoms UP!!
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I'm here drinken away my hard Mike--I had a couple drinks and then the real one--wow I layin' on de floor but feelin good. The hell with my D I'm drinin' Oh and I sees from de floor we just got a new TV put in and we get the porn channel--it's about time. but sines I hsve the real thing here I'll just relax with it.um him. Look what Dork has done to me--I wal respected Lady, no I can't even finish this BS. I took no nap today but busy on comp. catchin up -----u understand 6 eyes hahaha I love that hahahaha we're prob all 4 eyes , but 6 hahaha
Oh when I first came her I said Goldie looked like Goldi Hawn too and she so does. Thin and all.
Oh I'm staying down here I can really fart as much as I want.
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I tank ye, Mema Sue, you so sweet. I had to have Pants get me anudder cuz it Twosday. And her are two teakeela's for ye! * CLINK CLINK *, oops I broke yer glass. Me and mese six eyeballs sez CheErs, no fat rears! we are all Shannon/Unde' skinny in de HTL and I do not has an EWFWA! yeee hawwww!
Where r u Cami, sleeping? WAKE UP, it time to partay! Love you all, hell yeah!
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Dork look down on my comfy pillows bed with oops I forgot his name. whoever heeee's nice.hehehehe
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oh, there you are Camm, you were being so quiet, hmmmm, looks like Mr. Big was entertaining you there on de floor. when you come up for air, I will dwink with ye!
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Bill worked in a pickle factory.
He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day
to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion.
He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer.
His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.
One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. 'What's wrong, Bill?' she asked.
'Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?' 'Oh, Bill, you didn't' she exclaimed.
'Yes, I did.' he replied. 'My God, Bill, what happened?'
'I got fired.''No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?'
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GOLDIE-Tough crowd,I guess that makes two "S" words that can't be mentioned in the lounge. I get a LOT of offers to share fat,if only it worked that way. I don't know,men go to the moon but women can't get decent foobs. Tells you what our money is spent on. DORK-Lmao,I knew those foobs looked familiar. I guess the main problem is when you're skinny fat doesn't hide all imperfections. And there's not always enough fat to work with. Like to make nips from etc,but we will try our best to find some. My biggest concern at this moment is getting good projection. MEMA-I'm feeling like I neglected you,I'm going to make sure you're taken care of by the best looking tenders. And of course we are coming to party with you in Vegas. Lara and I need a cool,young chick to show us the ropes. We're going to be too shy to stuff dollar bills in the Chippendales underwear so that part is up to you! CAMI-You're too funny, I should come in here more and drink with you. JULIET-How could I forget you last night?! I was saving the best for last then forgot. I have to say nice job picking up the slack when I'm gone. That xmas tree hunk was smoking hot,good job! LARA-Vegas without you? No way,just waiting on our exchanges gf. CHEERS!
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Good Morning Loungettes--Oh my head is aching--why didn't u get me off of that floor---I fell asleep in an awkward position. Sorry
Bernie ---funny ---yrs. ago when my kids were little I remember walking buy a floor fan at home and always wanted to stick my toe in it--I know this is stupid, I never said I was anything but. And that lated for a couple of summers but I could control my impulses then, so I hope that feeling never comes back now, thanks for reminding me about it. Whew glad it cold out now.
Around 3am my little one came in and aked me to sleep with him. U know what it's like to sleep with an 8 yr old in a twin bed--I stay in there til he falls asleep about 5 min. then come back in my room. Then Katie-Kat ha to come --A miserable 5 minutes.
OK back to sleep maybe, I hope.
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Good morning, Loungettes! Another frosty ayem, but no snow yet. Yet to come!
ORLA--supposed to get snow here in the next few days, not much but enough to force me to admit that summer is over.
Juliet--Cute little neti pot, and a very important tool in my personal care tool box!
Cammy--I can drink some coffee black, but not most. Need just a little creamer or half and half or such to mellow out the bitterness. When I make coffee in my press I drink it black. Coffee mixes with everything!
DorKable--Hope you finally got through to someone at work. I would think a dr's note would mean you don't have to call ebbery day, but policy is policy. Real pain to need contacts AND glasses, isn't it?
Goldie--I do the read, go to word, thing too. Only I size each window so that both are on the screen at the same time. So I can see the post as I'm typing my response. Very handy little trick, makes us look really smaht!
DorKable--likkerized, a new word in the HTL lexicon! We're going to need a dictionary soon!
Mema--so what is the difference between brandy and bourbon? Besides the spelling, of course?
DorKable--this may be one time when using the drying is an advantage over line drying. The heat helps kill bacteria. Be a good idea to wash the pillows, too, if they is washable. I wash my pillows once a month during the winter cold/flu season. Especially after getting over a cold. Hmmm, probably should wash Sadie after getting over a cold, too, since I sleep cuddled up to her. . .
BBBBernie--LOL!
Princess Glitter Sizzle's DOTD is the Let it Snow
1 oz tequila
1 oz coffee liqueur
1 oz yukon Jack
4 oz half and half
Ice
Mix, fill to top with ice
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Cami, you don’t need to know anything about Word, your posts couldn’t be anymore purrfect! And those docs better be goot to your heart, or we will send Dork’s people after them. And then to the swamp they go. I am SO GLAD you decided to join us, you are so so funny! Love the recockulous, 2 hard Mike’s and one drink!! You are SOOOO one of us girl!
Barmen Sue, on your comment about the “cure” thread. I’ll jes keep meese EWWA right here at The HTL. Really sad how those women fight. They ought to be ashamed of themselves. Lynda signed off a few times with “cheers and one tittie up” cuz she only hab one, would be my guess. After I made my post yesterday and added the Baileys and Kahlua, I realize I foygot sum Bwandy foya ewe, so I have some Brandy Coffee’s foy youse dis morning, it will halp relax you while Jen in soygery. Praying all goes well wif dat. Give her hugs from all of us.
Julie, the netti pot makes me laugh. I have terrible allergies in the spring and don’t have one, so as most of you know, I use a turkey baster, can only imagine how funny I look!
LOL at the pickle slicer BBBB!!!
Lara, you very sweet to say those kind words for me, thank you. I used to be beery skinny, like Shannon. Was 5’ 9” and 135 lbs, now I am 165 lbs, goot thing I’m tall! I too need to know about Vegas, that just a 7 hour drive for me. Here is an old blurry picture of skinny me.
DorK, glad you are feeling well enough to dwink, dat is a goot sign. The picture Lara posted also looks like a face, look closely.
Oh hell Shannon, don’t get me started, on the things that money is wasted on, makes my blood boil. Hoping you and Lara both get nice big pretty titties.
Oh NM, I like looking smaht like you an Pwoud Mary, tanka ewe. I see another “S” word that I don’t like AT ALL! That white chit dat falls from da sky!!!!
Kathy, I have the bar lined up with Seagrams and diet foy you girl. Welcome home, we sure missed you!!!!! Clink Clink.
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Kathy, thought you might appreciate this. My BIL on the Great Wall.
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Goldie u r hot stuff I am 5 '9 to I like being tall
Cammie and dork u guys under the table again jeez lol
NM it snows yesterday I was driving through poughkeepsie
Mema u will b coming to Vegas u to Goldie wow we would all have a blast.Yes mema can show us the ropes shan
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I prolly weighed 115 in that picture. Dad always called me boni maroni, skinny as a piece of macaroni. Or the other name was String Bean.
I think that tub needs to be a tad bigger, or we will have take turns!!! Altho very pretty!
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Singing Donna Summer "Hot Stuff"
Lookin' for some hot stuff, baby, this evenin' / I need some hot stuff, baby, tonight / I want some hot stuff, baby, this evenin' / Gotta have some hot stuff /
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Oh my, look what I bumped in to, and what it did to them!!!Now doze is some nice packages Julie!
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Oh I just wiped out my post---------^^^^^ that's my patience level going up. That's what I get when I try to go back to see what u said Goldie, and NM chit. Well as I was saying I just ordered a black russian with 1 or2 tendahs, so I prolly be under atable (My table and anyone can join me) soon.
I don't evrn member what the I was talking about, I'm sure it would have held u'r interest completely.
OK Goldie skinny yep and beautiful--things aren't fair in this world. oops I just knocked over a seagrams drink--well it's on the floor I'll be there soon so don't worry about it. Oh and when I was reading u'r hot stuff I was singing it (prolly like everyone else did)
Where is Dork--she better be OK?
ok The end.
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cam u under the table Im with ya
yes goldie is our sexy bitch of the lounge
Drking a beer cyn where r u
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OMG, NO WAY can I ebber ketchup on all de posts! Love the flying turtle, OLara....looks like a Hawaiian Sea Turtle (honu). My dad was given elaborately carved turtle shells many, many yrs ago in the marianas islands....was not illegal then. But what I think is funny, is that NOW turtle shells on the wall is a decorating trend...in colors, even! Weird! So he has beautiful (one is huge) turtle shells on the wall above his computer, and is completely in style! Love the hot tub in front of the fireplace too....awesome.
OMG Juliet....va va voom...funny that I thought the guy in front was missing a tooth (shows you how closely I looked!)...but it was a little fleck of something on my computer monitor!
Lori, now you have ME singing "hot stuff" too.... I loved all the Donna Summer songs...she was popular when I met my late DH, so brings back good memories!
Bernie, that is a RIOT!! Gonna send the pickle joke to my DH...he will enjoy it too!
Oh Cami, really? ouch.....so glad you DIDN'T put your finger in the fan!!! I used to have some weird thoughts too....like what if I ran my car over the cliff....etc....never did anything like that...but weird to wonder about those things.
Still praying that Jengirl is A-OK....and Hugs for her and SuzieCutie... (((((Jen, Sue)))))
Hugsssssssssssssssssssssssss,
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Welcome home--Goldie's been looin for u, I just lifted my head I'm behind u, on de floor where u will be evermore-Hic, bang--Ouch my head.zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Ouch Cami....supposed to land your head on de pillows, NOT de legs of de barstools!!! Silly gurl, here, let mese help you...now turn your head the OTHER way so you can't see whut mese and ChileBoy iz up to! Yuppers, new tender in de lounge...met him in China, he's from Chile, but pic doesn't do him justice...he iz CUTE!!! Am transferring pics from my phone (took over 200 on my phone, in China)...and hope to get some up soon.
Ciao niao!
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Do you think he will fit in here ok? Otherwise I will keep him at home....
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This was the name on a store we walked by.....
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