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  • camillegal
    camillegal Posts: 15,710
    edited November 2012

    Kat take a couple of tenders with u to hold on to wherevr u want.

    Bllackcat LOL

    And anher welcome to Windlass.

    My Kat is so jealous of this computer brat. she wants to go to sleep and is scewin with my head here. oooooo

  • wahine
    wahine Posts: 7,590
    edited November 2012

    Well said, SuzieQ! And I ditto.....

    Barmen!

  • wahine
    wahine Posts: 7,590
    edited November 2012

    WooHoo dis lounge is a hoppin tanite!! Good idea Cami, and thanks for letting me have TWO!

    EmbarassedOk Sue, now I am blushing, but ya gotta tail me which names you picked for them! LOL, thats a riot!!!

    Keep bumping into you girlz....that is a GOOD sign, means our lounge is bizzy.....gonna go into da casino after de show...

  • undercoverebel
    undercoverebel Posts: 574
    edited November 2012

    Well said Mema,I was wondering how our party animal was. You here to show us young'ins how it's done? I think Lara and I will learn a lot from you in Vegas,can't wait! Until then I party with you all night here!

  • MemaSue56
    MemaSue56 Posts: 2,061
    edited November 2012

    Now....on to da 'real' chit.  SIL called bout 2 hours ago.  I was making homemade pizza.  Anyway...he was at his wits ends cuz of Jengirls pain and nausea.  He got her to drink a super shake...kinda like an 'ensure' thingies.  She did get it down.  But da nausea is really messing with her.   So....who better autho on dat den me.  We talking weeks and weeks and weeks of da nausea chit.  She only need to get thru a few days.  Not diminishing how she feel...when my baby girl hurts...I HURT!  So...I tail SIL....crackers n dis super dooper shake will not suffice when it comes to taking a pain pill.  She WILL get nauseous.  He is at his wits end...I say...ya got some ground ginger (I kno he does cuz she bakes pumpkin pies from scratch) he finds it.  I say...get her measuring spoons...he finds them...I say..find 1/8 teaspoon...he does.  I say make her a cup of her favorite tea in the Keurig.  He does...I say put a few ice cubes in it so she can sip right away.  He does...then I say...take 1/8 tsp of da ginger,,,put on back of her tounge...give her sip of tea....swallow. He does....she gets it down.  I tail him...not a miracle...but does diminish da nausea.  Pain meds best taken on FULL STOMACH.  Course she cannot eat...nothing sounds good.  He asks...what did you eat.  I tail him...bean and cheese burrito.  He laughs...cuz he kno how much my DD lubs em.  So I say...jes b patient...she will ask for food and bet dollars to donuts that will be what she wants.  LOL.  Den he say...she wants to talk to you....she say...'I love u mom'.  dats all I needed to do a total breakdown after I hangs up.  

    HOLY CHIT....I jes wrote a friggin BOOK.  But ya kno what....not gonna say dat 's' woid.  I know some of you gone to greater lengths for der kid den I jes did.    My hat off to all of us!!! 

  • wahine
    wahine Posts: 7,590
    edited November 2012

    Awwwwww, I almost started bawling too....your poor baby girl. AND how sweet is that, that she wanted to tell you she loves you. Very touching. Sure hope she is feeling better tomorrow and that she gets some sleep tonight (you too!). ((((Jen, Sue))))

    Hey Sue, I love you too,

    Kathy

  • MemaSue56
    MemaSue56 Posts: 2,061
    edited November 2012

    Katwinka dinka...she will be fine.  I have had a good nite....my SIL call for advice...how spashall iz dat.n den DD saying dat???  Good day!  WaWa...I love YOUUUUUU!!  As far as my names for my 'toys'....I jes gotta wait til Shannon n Lara n Lori n I AND ANYONE ELSE meets up in Las Vegas for da 'down under' fellas.  Mese tinks der will b some VERY memorable names dat nite...heehee!!

    Shannon - tank u tank u for da buckets of dwinks....we gonna hab a BLAST...off...MIND...blowing...well...u kno...in-cred-ible...Xperience!!

  • wahine
    wahine Posts: 7,590
    edited November 2012

    Oh Oh Sue.....I bettah git ya some ice cubes, cuz once the Tenders see what you wrote youse might be in HOT watah. Cuz it sounded like you were gonna name your speschual *toys* after two of the tenders....dis is whut you wrote..."..cuz once I get my 'toys'....I promise der will be 2 named after our 'tenders'...I'm jes saying!!" And you made a promise, but now dey will be named after 2 of the Down Under guyz?  OK, jest so you are still in good standing (or lying down!) wif de tenders, mese habs an idea....all youse needz ta do is to git at least FOUR toys, yuppers, dattell do it! LOL, mese jest kiddin wid youse!!

  • MemaSue56
    MemaSue56 Posts: 2,061
    edited November 2012

    EEEEEWWWWW  U r right wawa...I did make dat pwomise...hate when me mouth overloads me brain cuz a da likker!  heehee...but u gots da best idea...N I GOT NO PROBLEM wif asking santa for 4 toys.  LOL.  Hail...may as well get a bushall...or is dat a basket...or mayb its a dozen...or is it a bakers dozen....chit...I dunno...I jes need some toys!!!

  • wahine
    wahine Posts: 7,590
    edited November 2012

    LOL....Toyland...we should add that store to the HTL...behind the Casino!

  • MemaSue56
    MemaSue56 Posts: 2,061
    edited November 2012

    BARMEN!!!  Barmen of toyland???....hmmm...is dat kinda like...Babes of Toyland?  or am I way off base???  O Tay Den...way off base...but den...wook at da time...10pm here.  I aint been up dis late...chit...since me bisited Dorfy n Alli.  ooo M..Gee!!

    So me ladies....til tamary...muah muah muah...n lubs lubs lubs ya'll!!

  • blackcat2012
    blackcat2012 Posts: 116
    edited November 2012

    I had my excisional biopsy last week and I went in yesterday for my post-op visit/path report and I have been told that I have DCIS with micro-invasion.  I took a friend with me for another set of ears (my mistake!).  I stayed and visited with her for awhile yesterday before coming home and as soon as her boyfriend got home she cracked open a beer, so that was my cue to leave as I know she was going to get drunk.  She calls me up last night and tells me she got me onto military insurance as she knows the commander of the american legion, WTF??  I was not in the military the required 180 days to qualify for any type of benefits and I know this from talking to the VA.  She then proceeded to tell me that she did this so that I can sell Avon under her to cancer patients!!  OMG, for one thing it was not her business to tell anyone my diagnosis and I am not going to sell anything to a cancer patient!! That is just mean and I was so upset and all I can do is sit here and cry.  I am just having a super bad day!!!!  I want someone to twinkle their nose and make me well.  Plus I learned today that my step-grandma died on monday from cancer and an aneurysm. 

    Btw, I am feeling better now, just still in shock.

  • BernieEllen
    BernieEllen Posts: 2,285
    edited November 2012

    The following letter was forwarded by someone who teaches at a small high school in country NSW (Australia). The letter was sent to the principal's office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for the elderly.


    Dear School,
    God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior citizen's luncheon. I'm 94 years old and live at the local County Home for the Aged.
    My family has long since passed away and I rarely have visitors. As a result, I have very limited contact with the outside world. This makes your gift especially welcome My roommate, Maggie Cook, has had her own radio for as long as I've known her. She listens to it all the time, though usually with an earplug or with the volume so low, I can't hear it. For some reason, she has never wanted to share it.
    Last Sunday morning, while listening to her morning gospel programs, she accidentally knocked her radio off its shelf. It smashed into many pieces, and caused her to cry. It was so sad.
    Fortunately, I had my new radio. Knowing this, Maggie asked if she could listen to mine.
    I told her to f**k off.

    Bless you.
    Sincerely,
    Edna Johnson

     
  • Cyndielou
    Cyndielou Posts: 1,459
    edited November 2012

    Welcome Windlass!!! Hope you stick around for a while. 

    Blackcat..I think your friend had good intentions but a bit assuming. People just dont really think things thru and want to be helpful.

    Cami..I lose posts all the time and its usually when its a long one. The blue arrow works but not all the time...Lori's advice about putting your post on a note pad and copy and pasting is a good idea...I dont follow my own advice tho and usuUally just say eff it if I loose my post and type a new shorter version.

    DorK..good job coming up with all the names..that last Wench's name stumped me.

    Lots going on here last night....Kathy...funny chit about the action your bathroom see's.  I have a real hard time doing that in someone else's house..especially with them there..In TX I only went when D was at work..other wise ..I didnt go..I think it was scared to come out. 

    KK..its that time.... ~ hi ho ~ 

  • juliet62
    juliet62 Posts: 3,246
    edited November 2012

  • Cyndielou
    Cyndielou Posts: 1,459
    edited November 2012

    haha...BBBBernie...thats funny...some think its cute to hear a 94 year old say something like F*** Off...bet her roomate didnt think it so cute...lmao.

  • Cyndielou
    Cyndielou Posts: 1,459
    edited November 2012

    Annnnd..someone pass the Kleenex....Sue..you know me.

  • goldie0827
    goldie0827 Posts: 6,826
    edited November 2012

    LOL Wawa, habing your way wif ChileBoy and I can see you pulling him around with whatever that is you have hold of…..LMAO.  I haven’t been to photo bucket, I put pictures on FaceBook to post here, I have an album that is “private” no one can see them except me. OMG, I entered a “Hot Pants” contest, was held in Detroit, several hundreds of girls. I didn’t win, but came in in the top 50 and the other girls I went with, we got our picture in the paper!!

    Shannon, you forgot Hunk. And seems like there was another one, I think Lara posted him. Ah, DorK got him. He was Pit Boss at a casino that Kathy and Junie went to . Well Kathy still goes and still see’s him. I think he is in the video, on the tv screen. Kathy, Eric is real too. The other wench is Sugar.

    Cami, love the name you have for your doctor. If you can get the name, I might be able to find a picture of him. Is it on any of your prescription bottles?

    Hi Wind, and a warm welcome and thanks for not judging us. Altho we would just ignore you, we do that to those that come in here and try to bust on us. We are here to have fun, and that is just what we do. You are welcome to have all the lager you want.

    Sue, your words about our thread and us girls is spot on. You should get a Tender foy dat one, jes sayin. Love your story about Jengirl and your SIL, did the ginger help?

    BlackCat, you are in the right place. We will help you get through everything, or at least try. You will have to have a talk with your friend, once you find the right words. Sorry to hear about your step gram, I hope she led a full happy life.

    LOL Cyn, kids didn’t want to go swimming???

    Found a drink to honor one of our newbies, for our DOTD

    BLACK CAT

    Shake together the curacao, vodka, lime juice and soda. Pour the cranberry juice into the bottom of a tall glass. Gently over the back of a spoon, pour the alcohol mixture over top. Serve with black cat cocktail stirrer (the drink should be stirred just before drinking) and a lime curl or slice.

    Sounds pretty good, I'm a wodka fan!

  • camillegal
    camillegal Posts: 15,710
    edited November 2012

    Goldie thst DOTD sounds super good--I'm a vodka person too.

    Ok here's the name Dr, Robert Nierzwicki M.D.our of Central Dupage Hospital--Winfield IL but I bet u find his picture like when he started, and I think he's gained a little weight--Muscle--and a little beard---OH I TINK MY B/P IS GOING UP---whew for a minute.

    Sue U'r SIL sounds so caring---and u'r DD IS SO sweet I hope today bring a better feel good day for her.

    Juliet I like that way of thinkin'

    Cyn I was going to say something to u---?????????????????

    Kat u were busy last nite here---wow u'r a woman who can handle many balls in u'r court. ahem.

  • Orange73
    Orange73 Posts: 2,154
    edited November 2012

    funny pictures

  • Orange73
    Orange73 Posts: 2,154
    edited November 2012

    funny pictures


     








  • wahine
    wahine Posts: 7,590
    edited November 2012

    Awwww BlackCat, I will apologize for your "friend" (see, i didn't say the 's" woid)! Some people just don't know what to say or do, and think they are helping. Hope you are feeling better today!

    I am funcused Lori....I know Eric is real, but did I say he wasn't? I looked back on my posts and couldn't find anything. I very well remember when Sue brought him here!!! That dwink looks soooooo purty!!!

    OLara, hmmmmm....well I might grab that if I were in the men's bathroom, and had a THICK piece of paper towel, then would just spend it at some place where they were very rude!!! Haha, would serve them right, don'cha think???

    CyndieLouWhoHasNewWheels, Hope you are enjoying your new car, it really looks sharp!!

    NM, How are you doing? I miss it when you are working and can't post in the ayem! But just SO glad you have a job you enjoy....as you are amazing with your patients....they are lucky to be in your care!

    Hi to EVERYONE!!!

    Dorkie, Hope your parents made it safely to SC. When do you expect them to return to NJ?

    Hugssssssssssssssssss,

    KatwinkaGonnaWinkaAtDeChileBoy

  • camillegal
    camillegal Posts: 15,710
    edited November 2012

    Orange--hahaha I'd go in there for a quarter.

    Tat 2nd picture is confuxing me--- is that a fire? or just lit up that way.

  • camillegal
    camillegal Posts: 15,710
    edited November 2012

    @hole mess. Well whatever u'r talking about I agree with u, cuz I trust u.--Yea with everyone working it's more quiet but the end of the week for most.

  • goldie0827
    goldie0827 Posts: 6,826
    edited November 2012

    Oh my Cami, he is a cutie. I'll jes pretend he still looks like this!!!!

    Kathy, perhaps I misinterpreted what you said about Eric. I don't believe you actually said he was ficticious, I must have just thought that by the way the sentence was worded.......or maybe just too dwunk this ayem, doze Black Cats are going down really really easy! Have a few wif me. Cami, here's some for ewe too and Lara.

    That terlet looks pretty clean, so maybe. But I could do without the $5. Can't see what the other bill is, but if a Ben, yep, I'm grabbin!

  • camillegal
    camillegal Posts: 15,710
    edited November 2012

    Goldie hahaha that is him but a tiny bit older and cuter----so guys he's real---just not available--or is he.? LOLLOLLOL

    Thanks for the Drink Goldie--'preciat it. and how

  • goldie0827
    goldie0827 Posts: 6,826
    edited November 2012

    My onc not too bad either, but looks better in person than in his picture.

  • camillegal
    camillegal Posts: 15,710
    edited November 2012

    Oh he's adorable do I see a little white in his hair? Hmmm nice--No one can have them--we could be called kidnappers, oy all the trouble then.

  • Kymn
    Kymn Posts: 887
    edited November 2012

    Hey it looks like you all have some cute doctors to set me up with :) Whats up for the weekend girls? I have a friend coming up from Lethbridge (where i used to live with the FAH) am so excited to see her and see how things have been , I worked with her too, I really miss my old job...booo hoooo.....Its sooooo cold here right now I want to move somewhere warm If I win the lotto I will just jet set around and visit all you girls and let you set me up with your cute doctors lol

    Happy Friday....CHeers

    Hugs Kymn

  • juliet62
    juliet62 Posts: 3,246
    edited November 2012

    you would be very welcome kymn,   good afternoon all, had a good night in work for a change,  cute looking doctors ,might have to see your cardiologist cammi, will you share?  saw the bs this am, occasionly have serous drainage from my scar line, so being a good nurse as it wasn't infected i ignored it! but started really hurting this week so went to him and where as before he thought he would revise it in the office, now he wants to do it in the or, thinks it might be internal suture causing problems, so 12/10 i get to starve! but its not infectedLaughingps he's eric goldsmith do