Best Of

So hard to believe even his most faithful can listen to a recitation like this one. Gives such meaning to being off one's rocker. He is off all of his rockers.

Just looks wholly decrepit.

Ah, the smart guy. What he really only knows though is how to unzip his pants when he needs to go so he doesn't wet himself. Aside from that he has no worries in the other direction because he needs a laxative so bad.