TIME TO CIRCLE THE WAGONS GIRLS
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Subject: Fwd: Fw: Amish Sex Education
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An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, my hands are freezing cold. The mother replied, put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up. The daughter did, and her hands warmed up.
The next day the daughter was riding with her boy friend who said, my hands are freezing cold. The girl replied, put them between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm them up. He did and warmed his hands.
The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter. He said, My nose is cold. The girl replied put it between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm it up. He did and warmed his nose.
The next day the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter, and he said, my penis is frozen solid.
The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother again, and she says to her mother, have you ever heard of a penis?
Slightly concerned the mother said, why, yes. Why do you ask?
The daughter replies, they make one hell of a mess when they defrost, don't they!
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Good one Jankay
Nicki
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Haven't been here in awhile. Wanted to check on everyone -
DebC, sloandeb, puppy, Val, LisaSDCA, FLLori, Stephanie - wrapping you in prayers for strength and better days.
Brenda
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hello ladies just stopped in to say hello and say i started the new chemo and right now i feel awful might end up in er before night is over i hurt all over cant eat cant walk just lay here but i am by myself my daughter promised her dad to stay with me but i havent seen her since yesterday so i am going to have to try and hold on to the couners to get me something to eat i am going to try to eat anyway i love you girls deb from ky
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Deb - I hope you start to feel better soon. Eat something to maintain your strength and take care getting around the house. Hugs Joann
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Slonedeb - I hope you are feeling better this morning. I was wondering if you have a neighbor that you could call for assistance? How about a walker to lean on? Oh, I so worry about you. Please do take care.
Jankay - Glad to see you are back. I'm not sure where you get your jokes but they sure are funny. DH and I always have a good laugh together. Thanks for reminding us to laugh a little.
SoCaLisa - Those are beautiful flowers. Did you take the picture?
Glad to see so many posting these days. Sending love and hugs all around.
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GLAD TO BE BACK
MY JOKES COME FROM VAROUS PEOPLE. I KEEP THE BEST ONES AND EVERY NOW AND THEN DELETE THEM. THIS LAST JOKE CAME FROM BADBABE 56.
HAPPY SUNDAY TO ALL
JANKAY
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hello sisters just popped in to say hi and thanks for your prayers my dh is back home so ill be alright i love you girls deb from ky
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Dear slonedeb, I got a scooter wheelchair for nothing, It is there when I get weak. I use a walker with a sit down spot in the house when needed, I am alone and have fallen because I was weak. Usually I ok with a cane in the house. God bless you in your fight.
God, Be with Debbie and help her to be safe. She is a very special lady with alot of love and faith. Please watch over her and let her know she brighten our day even when shes fighting. Lord bless and keep her in your arms. AMEN
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Slonedeb - thanks for checking in. Glad to hear your DH is home.
Wishing everyone a restful and peaceful night.
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Hi everyone. I haven't been checking in as much lately. It's good to see you. Slonedeb, I'm glad your DH is able to give you a hand. Jankay, it's good to see you again.
I'm still waiting for my PET results. I'll be glad to get these last couple of weeks behind me.
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Hi all,
Please keep DH in the center of the circle - he goes for his CAT scan tomorrow to check for NED.
Hugs,
Valerie
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Val, your DH will be in my prayers while I go for mammogram and bs visit tomorrow. Slone deb hope things are better for you today. Footprints angel, thanks for your encouragement. So good to see so many posting. Prayers for all of you. Anyone heard from Deb C? Love and hugs to all, Pam
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Odalys...yes I did take the picture...here is another for our fall bouquets..
The aroma was wonderful...
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Hugs back to you Nicki
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Dear Lord, As we circle the wagons in pray, There are people that are hurting and need Your care. Bless them and help them to see, You love them more then they can know. Please Lord help them to know and feel. Your love all round them so they may rest in Your arms, We love you Lord and thank you for helping us each day. AMEN
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Checking in to see if there is any word from slonedeb today. My mammo was ok... must follow-up in 6 months.
Just want you all to know I pray for you every day. Pam
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Just a quick pop in for me -
Bill got his results - NO NED!!! Lymph nodes are clear. Thank you all for your prayers and well wishes.
Pam - Congrats!!
Hugs,
Valerie
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hello ladies pam so glad your mammo was good i am here getting a different side effect everday i am having joint pain but not as bad as it was yesterday iam bloated pretty bad tonight and a litttle nauseated but i am hanging in there girls thank you so much for your prayers i love you all deb from ky
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Lisa - beautiful flowers!!!
Pam - good news on the mammo. I had mine yesterday and it was ok also. In 6 months I have a breast MRI
Valerie - So happy to hear Bills results. That is wonderful.
Hi Nicki
Slone deb - Thinking of you and sending hugs.
Sherri - Any news?
Hugs to all,
Sue
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Hi, just a quick update. They don't think it's cancer in the lung, it's too small to biopsy right now anyway. There is concern about my throat, sinus area, so are sending me to an ent. Thanks for all the prayers and good wishes.
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