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Short Circuit
1994 Darwin Award Nominee
Confirmed True by Darwin
(March 1989, South Carolina) Michael Anderson Godwin was a lucky murderer whose death sentence had been commuted to life in prison. Ironically, he was sitting on the metal toilet in his cell and attempting to fix the TV set when he bit down on a live wire and electrocuted himself.0 -
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schatzi I love the story
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Joke: Do you know how to kiss a ducks ass? Phew blow--- kiss :0
Tonight I was in a shoppe. Making small talk. The guy got off on a rant about Cuba after I said it was great we were going to normalize relations etc. He was getting way off into the weird world. I did something I never did before. I put my hand up as in stop. It worked. I thought I had to tell you all b/c we are always talking about people that make stupid off the wall statements about cancer. I have a new defense. 'the hand' LOL love it.
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Problem solved!
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They love it, though
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Uh oh!
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Christmas story: Ds about 8 y/o. Asks me if there's a Santa. I think ----oh my. I reverse the question. On Christmas morning you have presents from mom, dad, and Santa. If Santa doesn't exist what happens on Christmas morning? I asked son to think about it for the day and I would ask for his answer in the evening. That evening when I asked for his response as to whether Santa existed, his answer was "YES"..............Loved it, showed he could use logic
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like that story
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For years my DH would don extra pillows and stuff himself into a Santa suite for the ARC children' Christmas party. I do face painting and crafts. My DH is tall 6ft 3 and rail thin, with bright blue eyes. So when he has on the fluffy white beard he makes a pretty good Santa -with the pillows. He signs and this helps with the deaf and hard of hearing DD kids. Anyway, the first year we did it, we didn't tell our oldest daughter who is MR, autistic and deaf that Dad would be doing this. So Dad disappears and in comes Santa! My DD is thrilled hops up on Santa's lap signs what she wants and leaves. Later she told Dad "you missed Santa! Where have you been!?" She had zero idea it was Dad! My other kids lost it. We showed her pictures and she studied them... hmmm ?? No it's SANTA! What a hoot.
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Rose, that's precious! Why spoil the illusion, job well done
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Similar story when my son was three. My twin had done clowning for several years. They were all from Michigan, we were in Ohio. After the clowning my dad said to my sister you missed the clown. He didn't know it was her.
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