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Dorothy, go to Brighton.com, then put Fashionista in the search on their site, then u will see the iPad case
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Just emailed it to ya D!
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awww, tank you sew muchly, Ross. whoa, you sew right, she does look like our darling Unde'Covee'. She is purdy. Unde', do you have an ipad? If sew, you could buy dis and claim it as yer own. Yippeee, I'll dwink to dat!!
gotta go, Stella is on de phone and she is practicing "de song" for NM. I tail you all a widdle story about "de song". Once upon a time, mese has neighbors behind me that have what I call a spy tower attached to dere house. It is a bi-level hom and they added an enclosed room, like a California type room, off their kitchen and can peak into my berry private back year. Dere are times I tink dey are spys for de CIA. Anyway, dey have birthday partays all de time in de warmer weather in dat room. And dey always sing dat song, me tink it called bappy hirthedey or sumting like dat. Anway....so Stella likes to sing along with dem when dey sing their song. She sings berry much out of key but she sings from her heart. But I don't tink our neighbors dig it when she sings dere song hehehe. Stella acts like she wants to sing cuz it feel good but I really tink she do it out of spite for de spy tower dat de neighbors built. Dat'll teach dem, fo sureliest!!
Stella, me picked up me phone and me know it is you giggling in de back ground. Ok, little bwat, mese misses you berry much. okey, I sed it. mese dwunk, can ya tail????
cheerS!
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LMAO @ the spy tower, hehehe!! Love it!!! Sing Stella sing!! Personally, I sound better than Carrie underwood;(in my car, alone, with the windows rolled up!!)
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I need to go back and read all the posts to catch up but that will have to wait till another day....my visit with my folks has come to an end....My folks have gone to bed....Need to leave by 6:15am for the airport.....Its been good to be here....the weather has been gorgeous...sunny, blue sky and hot....we;ve pretty much just hung out at the pool each day...today the water was like a bath tub....to avoid sunscreen, I put a t-shirt on over my bathing suit even when I went in the pool.....went out to dinner....Had some good conversations with Mom and had some frustrating ones....she is so confused on what she wants....depends on her mood on the tone of the conversation.....They are not going to come to denver for passover, so I won't see my folks probably till after school is out...so won't be down again till June......Thinking of a direct flight next time and just telling Mom that I'm taking the shuttle to/from the airport....less travel time and less hassle for me......
Still bummed that my onc appt has been changed....was really wanting to see him....but I think I will pursue some other avenues before our appt....and hope he is okay with it....Got to get a handle on my mental health......and on my weight......
Glad to be getting home tomorrow......HUgs to all....
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Hey goils,
I jest got of de phone with Stella. She so cute, she is going to email me an old video that her grand-daddy made of her. It warmed me heart, she wuz only free years old when she sang dis. Oh, I got de email, ohhh, she so dahling. She bad too but she jest can't haylp her dernself. She said dis ebbening dat she was tinking about singing and her dweam to be a pwofessional singer. Den she remembered when she used to be able to cawwry a tune. omgosh, mese foygot about dis...Stella sed mese could share dis, enjoy! :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyQ4npRwXOg&feature=player_embedded
Sing Stella, sing goil. Ain't she cutliest???
Me love ye goils. mese going to beddy bye. you all bese kind to one anudder and yes, let dere be peace.......Mese going to bed with a song in me heart ♥. Tank you Stella. You melt my heart ♥ ~~~~
See ya'll yese goils on monKEY- NMdey!!
CheerS!
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Oh AdorKable, she is just......well, adorkable too! Stella is too, too precious, and her gpa is a preacher...oh boy that explains why she is so naughty sometimes! Thanks for sharing that very personal video....LOL. Now get some sleep and get up EARLY so youse can see dat dr and get all bixed up!!!!
Oh de Wenches are baking all night long....making de bestest birthday cake ever for de Maine gal! Looks sooooo big, I wonder which Tender will be jumping out of it?? Wanna take bets?
Mese is sew dern tired of doing you know what. Sew, sew tired!! Enjoying it though, and have my fabric and patterns and big mess alllllll over the house! Gotta clean things up tomorrow, as DH will be coming home. Think I can borrow SnowJob Boy tonight, so he can start helping me clean house bright and early?? Well, that is, if he gets any sleep tonight.....*wink,wink*.
Nighty night girls, sweetest dweams to all..... (NO, not you mole boy! Or you either Liz da Ho)!
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Some employees bought their boss a gift for his birthday. Before opening the gift, the boss shook it slightly, and noticed that it was wet in the corner. Touching his finger to the wet spot and tasting it, he asked, "A bottle of wine?"
His employees replied, "No."
Again, he touched his finger to the box and tasted the liquid. "A bottle of scotch?"
His employees replied again, "No."
Finally the boss asked, "I give up. What is it?"
His workers responded, "A puppy."0 -
Dork-lmao about the name obituary thing. I'm with you on the big hair,I miss everything about the 80's. The skinny jeans and bracelets are back so why not the hair! Maybe i'll have the courage to show my pic,afterall my brother looks worse than I do in it. I swear he cut his mustache out of a catalog and pasted it on. I was always looking for the glue behind it. And I don't have an ipad,but maybe I should get one just for the case. However i'd have to have a need for an ipad,any idea what they're for??? Hope everyone has a great week and HAPPY B-DAY NM!
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Hope you like your gift Nm. Every girl could use one.
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happy birthday nm and kym, i hope you day is filled with lots of drink ,cake and hunks
lots of love and hugs julie ps i won't sing as that would ruin your day 0 -
You goils are blind........I look like BOZO! What in the hail is gorgeous ‘bout dat???
Alli, I had never heard of the soap trick either, but I would have tried anything. However, I did not join BCO until I was almost done with everything. Took me a minute as to your quote of what I said on Friday about the 2 hour check up. Don't y'all know what I mean???? LOL. I meant it took me too hours to get caught up HERE! I had a hair appt. on Friday, I thought maybe that was it. But I now I see. Dayem, I think I can sing just as good as you too!
Yes Dink, you gots it. 2 hrs to ketchup.
Shannon, if I can laugh at myself, then so should everyone else be able to. It doesn't bother me at all. I know you all know what I am really like, so when there is something funny, well just laugh. Besides, it's food for soul.
OMG DorK, my mouth fell open when you said Dorothy was the most popular name again.........in the Obits. Sure glad no one calls you that!
And PWEEZE go to the doctors, or at least call.Ok, I have a funny......in the pic I have here, that pot up at the top left, in the Shady Lady had fallen. My DH and I were baffled, as to how that could have possibly happened. Well out my mouth comes "Stella probably did it!" He looked at me and says "who the F is Stella" like I was crazy!
Here is the iPad case!
NM.......I hope you have a TERRIFIC day. Happy Happy Birthday girl!
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NM, Have a wunnerful Birthday today!! I picked you some flowers and put it on your cake....BUT I know the Wenches have been baking a verrrrry BIG cake!!!! Not sure who will be jumping out of it though....anyone's guess. Big Hugs to you today, for Monkey-Dey!!! Hugssssss, Kathy
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Where is our Birthday Nurse?????
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Happy Birthday Kim, hope it's a great day for you! Cheers!
Hoping all are well. Am wiped out and hungover, had a party last night for the HBO show, Eastbound and Down returning for a third season. Just finished cleaning up... So happy to have a MonkeyDey holiday with nothing to do but chill out....
Cheers, BOTD later, can't face it right now!0 -
Mrs. V-The suspense was killing me, trying to read faster, faster, to find out if you messed your hair up. Such a funny story, but so glad all went well with your hair. I think when mine finally starts to grow out I will protect it like it's gold!
Goldie-Too cute that you thought of Stella and then actually SPOKE what you were thinking!!
Karen-Glad you spent some good time with your folks and got to enjoy some sunshine, I love the sunshine
Hoping all of your concerns for them just work themselves out and that the answers become clear to you.I'm so excited about NM's b-day party!! NM- You are such a special part of the lounge. Thanks you for all that do to educate us, encourage us, and enrich our lives. Hoping that your special day is full of love and joy. HAPPY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
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Happy Birthday NM.....hope your birthday is as special as your are...hope its everything that you want it to be....here's to celebrating birthdays together for years to come....Hugs Karen
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Where is da birfdey goil???? Putting out an APB for NM....
There is no shortage of cakes for our partay....
And even da guy jumpin outta da cake....(ignore the Christmas tree in the background....LOL).....
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HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY NM (KIM)!!!!!!!!! Here's hoping it's the best one yet!!!!!!!
Love and loads of hugs. Chrissy
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Happy Birthday NM. I enjoyed your party - I hope you enjoyed your day!
Cheers to you and all de goils. Have a good night, my loving bweasties!
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Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.
Jack had to force himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in Lipstick:
"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian"
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son... What happened last night?"
"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door.
Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??"
His son replies, "Oh THAT! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, I'm married!!"
Broken Coffee Table: $239.99. Hot Breakfast: $4.20. Two Aspirins: $.38. Saying the right thing, at the right time. . . PRICELESS!!!0 -
lmao, good morning bernie
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NM, I hope you had a great day and I just know you were here partying virtually! I hope you got some cake, I think Dinka found all of the poyfect ones!
Karen, I liked your the part of your b-day wish that mentioned sharing them TOGETHER.
Pretty quiet evening last night! But now
One for each hand................it IS TWOSDAY!
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Hey, I brought cake too!
Dofey, I twied to keep it a seqwet. I do sing, and have been singing for quite some time. I know you like to sing, so I jes kep quiet.
Here is a video of me, unfortunately it shows some of my "bad self". I am singing with a rival Mitzi, now she is a Biotch. And eberyone tinx I sing da bestest.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=eSoEmdWaUX0
I brought more cake, for our fat twoozday
and some PAZCKI's
DO NOT GIB DIS LADY ANY, SHE DO NOT NEED ANY MORE! She needs to hang out at The HTL more often, where dere is NO CALORIES. Someone pweeze tale her dat, gheesh lady! I don't think she could git fru da door!
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Cheers chicas! Thanks Lori, needed that, insane week ahead! Hope all is okay, glad we had friends in, but a bit wiped out after, hard to be a good hostess at the end, just want folks to leave...
Anyway, how about a New Orleans' beer for BOTD? Abita Abbey Ale, dark amber, 8% alcohol... Cheers!0 -
OMG Lori, that picture of that lady, yikes!!
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Tiedye - Reading back a ways...so sorry bout the oral thrush. I battled that all through chemo and my nurse kept telling me it would get better when my immune system got back to normal. It did get better and I'm sure yours will too. If you want any details about what worked for me send me a PM and I'd be happy to share, but really it didn't clear up until chemo ended, it was just a matter of daily battling it. Shoot, reading your dx at first I was so happy to see atypia, but then there was the carcinoma part too. I know that atypia is not cancer but could develop into cancer over time. I'm not much help with any of the other part. I had stage 2 IDC (invasive ductal carcinoma). Rat B*stard.
Goldie - loved your Valentine poem, thank you! BTW how are the allergies? It's way too early for mine to kick in yet as it is dumping snow still. Love your 1 yr hair pics too, but you is too pwetty to be a bozo! Thanks for all the wunnerful DOTDs too!
NM -. I was sorry to read about your bad experience with no consult before procedure and that you're thinking of skipping the scope & colonoscopy...I hope you will look for another better doctor cuz that one sounds screwed in the head. Also sorry to read about your mom, I thought she was doing well after surgery but now readmitted? Wahine's prescription is right on, relaxation for you. You have been under so much stress.
K de D - thank goodness your biopsy was negative for cancer and bacteria! Yay! And yippee that you get to dwink a widdle bit again!
ADorKable - So happy to hear about your raise at woyk! And darn I missed another lamp shade party...loved all the pics!!!
Bernie - love the jokes, so many good ones. LOL at the sleeping pup!
Scuby - great news you will be staying green in Philly.
Karen - LOL at the living will!
Mema - OMG about dat Orth and getting stuck so bad, ouch! Crazy doctor is right!
Mrs V - Love the Merf name for MRFF, cute!
Unde - wow, what a story about the trash bag and your slip on the pineapple and all...so glad you didn't get that aquarium on your head. Love the scissors story too and I'm a soul mate, once when my folks were having a dinner party I got scissors and cut me some real short, crooked bangs!
Husker - good idea not to ski after neck surgery. I go out for a little XC skiing, but I am so darn careful anymore and there is no one else around. Since I had rads on one side they said my ribs could be more prone to breaking so I have to be so careful with my bod. Loved the devil sock monkey pic!
Chrissy - great to see ya pop in da bar!
NM - Happy Birthday Sweet NM Princess Glitter Sizzle! I am so happy you got born a few years back there and I'm so lucky to have met you here at the HTL. Thank you so much for all your super fantastic, great, fun, heartfelt posts and rants and for your understanding so well about our posts and rants. Here's to many more years of soap box rants and good drinks! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
Foyst here is a joke for you:
A man was disturbing a nurse by asking lame questions every now and then, he asked, "How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat?
Nurse: "Cut your head off."
Now some wed woses:
Some wed wine:
A pwetty wed boyfday cake wif lotta fukitols to take or hand out to friends:
And a big old HAPPY BIRTHDAY WISH from DaBean:
Hope you are feeling better soon!
I'm sawwy if I missed anyone...I have to confess I been in a funk since Valentines. Some family issues that came up that day...blah, blah, blah, so anyway, it was awful. Just feel like crawling in a hole. But first I'm grabbing a big bottle of vodka.
Sending love and hugs to all HTL Hotties. Happy Fat Tuesday...hmmmm...must be back for dwinks at Pau Hana.
Cheers!
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