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  • dara_diverse
    dara_diverse Posts: 5,005
    edited February 2012

    I here with you Katwinka Wahine. So nice to see you back for Pau Hana, yippppeeee!

    Mema Sue, glad you are back and glad all is well with your DH :-). I hope you have reached your doctor, if you need help, lemme know and I will send my people. by de way, i hird another 100 people cuz my people was getting obberwhelmed with all dey assignments i gibs. 

    Katrinka, mese gonna send you a PM, okey? I has to tail you a story. And it ain't about a man named Brady hahahaha.

    Allison, your posts last night cwacked me the hail up. you so funny but also tanks for de words of incouragement, mese sure needed dem. You so sweet to tink of me. 

    Katwinka, I know I already talked to you but mese has one more ting to sey. Dat is to let me know if you need my people to kick dat doctor's puney ass. I have one or four dere in a jiffy. Really dough, I hope you are able to reach him.

    Goils, Stella and I had a nice talk todey and she suggested that I tink about getting my doctor appointment moved up. She said dat you goils said to do dis so I promise to call tomorree. Dere is a reason dat I am not allowed to have de surgery now and dat is stupid me, I told de doctor no way jose and his name ain't ebben Jose'. Dat name is MemaSue's luvva hehehehe!

  • wahine
    wahine Posts: 7,590
    edited February 2012

    Yeah! AdorKable is here dwinking wid me!!! Got your PM....gotta continue this.....Who was busy with three boys of his own, They were four men, living all together, Yet they were all alone! Yeah, glad you got more "people"....we sure hab been needin dem a lot lately!!!

    Who else is here? And not the gal who was bringing up three very lovely girls....

    Yuckie...is dat John Boy peeking in da window????? Shame on him!

  • Mrs_Vino
    Mrs_Vino Posts: 779
    edited February 2012

    Lmao, Dork, has to tell a story, but not bout a man named Brady, lmao!!!! U crack me up goil!!!

    Mema, sooooo glad to see u!! So happy u had such a fun time with your friend! I can only think of ONE benefit of no hair, when u spray tan, you don't need a cap!! Saves time! Lol. But thats all I got. Sawwy, but til I get something to wrap a brush around, I will curse dis rat bastard every time I see a mirror!!!!

    And NM, hope u are not posting cause u are getting IV fluids, and oxygen!! Sending HUGE HUGS AND PRAYERS your way, lady!

    And Lori, I will take a steak with dat tater, if use gonna join me!!! Woo hoo! Let's eat stake and taters at de shady lady!!!

  • MemaSue56
    MemaSue56 Posts: 2,061
    edited February 2012

    LOL Alli - mese habs to tail ewes mese does member the Ross n tan n teef...was too puny n now ewe tail mese bout no cap...LMAO!!!  Ewes is right tho...mese twying to wait for da wrap around toos.

    Mese did reach da Ortho.  Hab appt March 6 wif da brother.   But doin purdy goot rite now.

    NM - been pwaying fer ewes...hopes ewes OK...((Gigantic HugZZZ)))!

    WaWa - glad ewe reached him but ifin he dont hab da results when ewes cail him laida...gonna sic da udder 100 peeps Dork hird on em....he wont kno wha hit em!!

    Otey den....les dwink!!

  • MemaSue56
    MemaSue56 Posts: 2,061
    edited February 2012

    O mese gotta few good lines taday...

    The police officer got out of his car as the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window.  "I've been waiting for you all day", the officer said smugly.  The kid replied, "Yeah?, well I got here as fast as I could."  When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.

    A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets.  As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket just as he opened his trench coat and flashed her.  Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub."

  • wahine
    wahine Posts: 7,590
    edited February 2012

    Ok....may need to add a "mild food" bar at the HTL. Finally got to talk to dr a few min ago...he kept not thinking it was me, said I sounded like I was 15 or so. ANYWAY, I do have a large ulcer, and a couple smaller ones, which causes the irritation (gastritis) too. FUN. But I am NOT having this done again right b4 my trip, will have it after I return, even though it is a bit later than he wanted to redo it. HOPING it will be much better then, or we'll have to explore more options (never a good sign).

    NM, How are you???? Been so worried about ya. You has lotsa gals praying for you to get well quick.

    Oh, I did ask the dr if its ok to have a drink or glass of wine.....he asked "just one?" and of course i had to fess up....ummmmmm maybe a bit more than that! LOL. But I do have the ok for that. So Mema I will gladly dwink wif ya! You still here too Allicat?

  • wahine
    wahine Posts: 7,590
    edited February 2012

    LOL Mema....I esp like the "stub" one!

  • MemaSue56
    MemaSue56 Posts: 2,061
    edited February 2012

    Dork - ewes still out der....ewes being dwunk since two peeee eemmm...mese b sueprised.  But mese glad ewe n Stella hab a talk and ewe cided to cail ewe doc n go sooner Hope Hope.  LMAO, no way jose not my luvva...my luvva beesss...any way mese want it jose....ararar.  Weally tho, mese hopes ewes gets in sooner...gosta git dat takin care of...MUAH!

  • MemaSue56
    MemaSue56 Posts: 2,061
    edited February 2012

    WaWa -mese sooo happy ewes got an answer...mese don like da answer, but not knoin woise mese tinks.  So les hab a dwink...or two!  N don ya jes lub it, ref da yoke...mosta flasher idiots usually r jes stubby...lolololololol.  When do ya leave on da trip?

  • MemaSue56
    MemaSue56 Posts: 2,061
    edited February 2012

    Otey den - one more yoke

    A woman is standing nude looking in the bedroom mirror.  She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, "I feel horrible, I look old, fat and ugly.  I really need you to pay me a compliment."  He says "Your eyesight's damn near perfect!"

  • karen1956
    karen1956 Posts: 4,678
    edited February 2012

    NM...worried about you....sure hope that your doc is taking good care of you..

    Mena....what did the ortho doc say

    Kathy....finally!!!! at least you got to talk to your doc....are you happy with his response?

    I have to tell you gals...I really have trouble reading your "english"....maybe its cuz I used to reading fast and skimming and getting most of the message....this takes me forever to read...and to be honest, I get so frustrated that I skip much of it....but then I miss out on whats going on.....

    Luckily what I had on the calendar for tomorrow got cancelled, so I have the day to clean and cook....just what I need....today I went with DD's language arts class to see Taming of the Shrew.....and then spent the rest of the day going to a couple different grocery stores...but at least thats done......

    Mishca is laying by the front door waiting for DH to come back...he took DD to a class....I have pick up duty in an hour!!!!  DH must be home now as both dogs are at the door whining

    Finished the bottle of wine at dinner...only one glass...not sure if I want to open another bottle...I only have 2 left.....I order my wine online and need to wait till late tomorrow afternoon to order it so it doesn't come till next Th.....no one is home on Wednesday....and it comes FedX and requires a signature......forgot to order it early this week to come tomorrow.....so trying to make 2 bottles last a week!!!!

    Yup...DH is back...he wants to walk the dogs....BBL

  • wahine
    wahine Posts: 7,590
    edited February 2012

    ROFLMAO at that one, Mema!

    Hi Karen, No, I wasn't happy with the drs response. Was hoping it was just gastritis and not ulcers, esp  didn't like hearing one of them is a big one.

  • Mrs_Vino
    Mrs_Vino Posts: 779
    edited February 2012

    Lol wawa!! An yes I be hewe, an yippee u gets de ok to hab mowe Dan one dwink!! Woo hoo!! Mese tole mese doc I dwink two gwasses a wine ebbery day. Dare is only two gwasses in a bottle, right???

  • MemaSue56
    MemaSue56 Posts: 2,061
    edited February 2012

    Karen - I jump all over the place with the 'beanglish' so I can understand.  Will try to do better.  :-)  Oh dear....ya can't run out of wine...that's jes not right.  If you do, I hope you can find something at the local liq store to tie you over.

  • MemaSue56
    MemaSue56 Posts: 2,061
    edited February 2012

    Alli - LOL  yep olly 2 per bottle!!!  Ewes musta powished dem bof off wif dat steak at da Shady Lady didn't ewe?  Otey den....needs a Tender ober hear...c'mon!

  • Mrs_Vino
    Mrs_Vino Posts: 779
    edited February 2012

    Mese needs mo dan one tender, mese is high maintenance, Fo Sho!!!

  • Beanius
    Beanius Posts: 1,494
    edited February 2012

    HaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyLoooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Poppin in for a quick dwink wif tha bestest womens on da planet and beyond. I got hijaked today by stupid Continuing ED BS........I tink I be dun tamari and can tell you all da lastest dumb chit in dis life. I hab been so much enjoying weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeding all youses gweat postesses dough. Cheeeeeers and GITCHER TITZ UP!

  • Mrs_Vino
    Mrs_Vino Posts: 779
    edited February 2012

    Beanie Baby in de howse!!!! Woo hoo!! Go benie, is u bday, go benie, is u bday, woo hoo! Not weally u bday, but was jus a singin dat song cause it fewt good!!

  • Scuba_duchess
    Scuba_duchess Posts: 435
    edited February 2012

    Hey ladies, anyone up, Bernie, happy Frieday! Up way early, or is it way late? Going to NYC today, then a girls weekend at the beach in Maryland, yay!



    NM, big Hugz, hope you are healing!



    Kathy, bummed for you, did the stoopid doctor splain what the f took sooo long to get back to you?



    DorKy, glad you are going to go back sooner and get a game plan, just wishing this crud wasn't happening. I hope we can catch up so I can deliver a big hug to ya on behalf of all de HTL peeples!



    Mema, glad da knee is ok, I gotta doc appt on3/6 too, seeing the PS, think I got one more procedure coming for "clean up". We can drink and commiserate dat night, k?



    Well, gonna try and sleep a bit more. Still gotta pack for the weekend but don't wanna wake DH...



    BOTD is any beer that's cold and readily available! Cheers

  • goldie0827
    goldie0827 Posts: 6,826
    edited February 2012

    NM? I thought you were on the mend? I'm sorry sweetheart and hope the doc can bix you up. How is your mom doing?

    LOL Dinka! Looks like you got the message (fwom us)! Oh gosh, I sure hope you don't get hit with bad weather AGAIN. That is just so scary, and it's so sad when there is such devastation. I watched something on tv the other day from that terrible tornado last year. Couple buried, her shoulder ripped open and she was using her blood to keep herself and her hubby/bf warm. Just horrible! Sometime I just hate Mother Nature. Hate that you are dealing with those tummy issues, but I think I would wait until after my trip as well. Hope the "mild" stuff helps you.

    Ha ha DorK, look at you, all BIG and dwunk. And wif da Brady's? At least it's not mole boy. I am glad Stella had a talk with you. I know you don't want more surgery, but this is just not right.

    YUM YUM Alli, steak and taters at the Shady Lady it is. Eberyone is invited! 2 glasses is right, 2 BIG glasses! LOL at your bad self, needing more den one Tender....stingy! No wonder you and Stella get along so well!

    Good ones Mema, glad we have you to fill in for Bernie! I can weed u Beanglish pweety goot. Sometimes, I dunt get it, but mostly I do! I like de challenge.

    Oh no Beans, we can't have you hiYacked,  nuh uh, no way! Will be good to hab you bak.

    Scoobz, have a super fine Girls Weekend! Sawry bout the sleep tho. I'll take one or several of those BOTD's............GREAT CHOICE!

    Need to be ready to go in an hour, and I have only showered!

    Chow for now.

    P.S. NM, hoping that I am bumping you again, as I hab a havit of doing dat wif you in da morning! Hoping to hear from you lub.

  • wahine
    wahine Posts: 7,590
    edited February 2012

    Oh Lawrri, I wuz hoping you wud be bumpin into our NM too. NM, puleez let us know how you are!!! I was praying for ebbery1 here b4 getting out of bed and OMG we sure have a lot of us girlz habbing problems right now. Praying that all will be otay. Hab fun in town today, Lawrri!

    Dear Scoobs, I am alweady gettin weally weally tiny and I plan to be wid ya during your FUN weekend! Iz dat ok? Purty puleez??? Sounds like a blast, can't wait to hear all about it (from your pocket...lol). Happy, Happy Weekend Fun to you!!!

    Hope no one caught that bullet that we dodged last night. Whew...bad weather missed us somehow. Lots to do today. I started sewing a top last night, so need to git it finished. Still have more to do at my parents house, and maybe, jest maybe I can get some of my house clean too. LOL, thats a BIG job!!! Scuby, my dr said there was a "glitch"the day of my procedure...yeah, a glitch alright...but HE was the glitch! I am glad he knew I was upset about not getting the results sooner. HE is doing 14-17 procedures a day on his surgery days, so how the heck can he "remember" each procedure if he doesn't dictate right away?? He did remember things he said to us in recovery, so I am hoping he was accurate in what he told me. Gotta get rid of those ulcers as I sure don't want surgery, or whatever.

    Happy FRIED-DEY (no fried food, puleez) to you ALL,

    Kathy Dinka Doo (or Don't)

  • MemaSue56
    MemaSue56 Posts: 2,061
    edited February 2012

    Morn Breasties.  Yo Alli - ewe waz up lates last nite...woo hoo...mese sho ewes got more dan one tender cuz mese had ta take Bella beddybye.  I halped DH finish da ramp fer Bella so shes can git on or off da bed.  She jes sooo wittle, she need halp.  Now wese gotta twain her to climb up n down da ramp.  She made it half way up last nite, den she gots scawred.  Poor baby.

    Beans - hope ewes can make it for Fried-Dey dwinks wif us n tail us all bout da dumb chit...lol

    WaWa - whew...glad dat storm made a dTour.  Scawry chit!  Dat doc needs a whippin...mese not comfy ewes seein him agin for another procedure.  Mese mama got color pics wif da report within days of her Endo here...ewes mite ask for dat to make sures it's ewe with dat ulcer.  Makes mese nutz!!  Kno it does ewes too....but jes sayin...dont sound right.  Mese prayin fer yas!

    Goldie - tank ewes...mese thot it b OK to post a yoke or two since Bernie dealing wif soo much right now. 

    Scoob - Sounds like a weally wunnerful weekend ewes has planned...mese jealous!   But ewe jes go on..hab a good time...wese jes hang around da HTL tanite n toast to ewe n da Big Apple!  Otey Den...les do have a few dwinks on our doc day 3-6.  Mese'll sabe ewes a stool...da kind ewe sit on dat iz!!   Weally doh...hab a GR8 weekend!

    Mese gotta git movin...loss n loss ta do taday, dis fabrewles Fried-Dey...Here's da SMILE 4 taday.

    A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find something exciting at home and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down.  Puzzled, the teacher asked him what it was. "It's a period," he replied.  "I can see that," said the teacher, "but what is so exciting about a period?"  "darned if I know," he said, "but this morning my sister was missing one, my mom fainted, my dad had a heart attack, and the boy next door joined the Navy."

    ENJOY EWES DAY GOILS...TIL LAIDA!!

  • dara_diverse
    dara_diverse Posts: 5,005
    edited February 2012

    Just checking for NM. Time to hit de chapel and says me prayers for her.

    Hello to de rest of you goils, hope your friedey is a good one. See ya all later! 

  • Beanius
    Beanius Posts: 1,494
    edited February 2012

    Mornin' Dolls, Okay, who all needs bixed? Whater yer favorite bixed dwinks? I cud maka long list of stuff dat I need bixed. First ting, da bwain needs bixed...oh good we got a BOTD of any cold wet beer, thanks Scuby! Forchunately I hab gots lots of ML on ice, so lemme knows if NE1 needs a cold one.

    AdorKable - Glad dat you and Stella had a good talk and dat you are bof taking da bull by da horns and tinking about calling jose. I wish I had as mush sense and stwength as you do. I tink you are soooooooo coool!!!

    Mrs V - Dat was so fun singing happy bday last nite eben dough it wuddn't ma bd! I had a blast singin it for me and you and all da goilies...Happy Boyfday to Alls Us!! I'm glad you found so many tenders to take care ob you

    Scuby - Love the BOTD! Tanks agin! So happy you will be habin a fun time in da big apple!

    Goldilocks - what a scary tornado story, ouch! I love the invite to the Shady Lady for steak and taters and lotta dwinks too! Yay! I'm there! Now, you say you gotta be ready in an hour, but where are you going?

    NM - Where are you? Hope you will check in soon. We are all worried about you, Sugar Baby.

    Kathy Dinka Doo (or Don't) - He he he he anudda name, so cute! So glad you did dodge the weather last night, sounds awful...wow you sound so busy, would love to see the top you are sewing. Wow too that yer doc sounds stoopid and I hope you get a differnt one and sure hope those ulcers clear up soon.

    MemaSuzieQ - That is so sweet dat you and your DH made a ramp for Bella. Cute joke about da period, LOL, thank you for filling in for Bernie

    Bernie - hope you is doing okay too!

    Missing da other loungettes, Karen, Kymn, Husker, who else is MIA? Round em up!

    Today I'm soyving up the FRIED-DAY BIX UP Cocktail

    Ingredients:

    4 teaspoons powdered sugar

    ¾ cup soda water

    1/3 jigger orange curacao

    1/3 jigger triple sec

    1-1/3 jiggers brandy

    a few bottles of wed wine or claret, JD, Seagrams, and Wodka

    In a large pitcher dissolve sugar in de soda water. Den pour in da cuacao, triple sec and bwandy. Add ice cubes and fill up da pitcher wif wed wine. Decorate wif mint sprigs and lollipops. Dwink da punch and if you run out then don't foyget you have a few more bottles of wine, JD, Seagrams, and also plenty of beer and wodka. Party hardy and have a gweat Fried-Day!!

    lol

    lolli

    HAPPY FRIED-DAY! Lub, Beans

  • wahine
    wahine Posts: 7,590
    edited February 2012

    LOL Beans, Love the yokes, and de purty lollipops and de yummmmmmy dwink! And so smart to add JD and Seagrams as needed! You iz 1 specual gal! Hope you will call de dr too, as our Dorkaboo did. Well, gotta splain tings here.....the dr actually is very good, and very caring, this wuz a case where he started using a new surgery center (added to the usual hospitals) and he jest cudn't get de hang of their dictation system. So the "glictch" was on the day I had the procedure. The wk b4 someone walked him thru their reporting process. Next Friday, my day, he wuz on his own and could not get it dictated. The following Friday, all went well (I assume someone walked him thru it again), cuz when he tried to dictate from my Friday, it still didn't go thru. AND he is setting up his new practice (left other one cuz didn't like some things they did there), and couple nurses came with him, but office staff is new, plus he says is still understaffed. I just wish I had stated I wanted to talk to HIM earlier. SO yeah I will give him anudder chance as he did several procedures for my DH as recently as last yr, and all went well, at the hospital. I do like the convenience of the Surgery Center, as it is very close by, and much easier for parking,etc than at the hospitals. Perhaps after my trip, it will all be bixed!!!! So sweet of all of you to care so much, and I do luv you all for it!!

    NM, Sending out an APB.....we are on the hunt for you. MIght even show up in the UFO, very soonly if youze does not let us know how you are doing. We miss you, and hope and pray you are okay.

    Luv the jokes Beans and Mema, glad you are filling in for Bernie! Hope you got to England Safely, Bernie.

    Hugs to alls youze,

    K.D.de Dwinka

  • Scuba_duchess
    Scuba_duchess Posts: 435
    edited February 2012

    Hey goils, on de train heading back south, was in NYC to look at office furniture for work project. So very cool stuff.



    NM, sending some love northward to you!



    Kathy, glad you are okay with the doc, gotta get the ulcers under control! Glad no weather issues, we need good news, we had enuf chit lately!



    Beansy! Sooooo good to hear from you goil, hate the continuing edjumacation crap! Got 40 hours a year to do! Hope you can hab some fun dis weekend!



    Mema, tanks for the funnies, so sweet of you to pitch in for Bernie. Bernie, hoping you are able to bring comfort to your friend, I am sure she is glad to have you for company at such a tough time!



    Small whine, one of the friends going on this girls weekend just emailed me that she is doing the Susan G Komen 60 mile walk in my honor, and wants me to do it with her... Trying not to be a biyatch, but right now the thought of that much pink in one place for 3 days makes me wanna puke! Am I being mean? Feel like saying I already gave... Sorry I know it's a drinking thread, but I figure if I get it out now, I won't get in trouble later!



    Anyways, happy weekend to all of youse! Missing you MIA's! Cheers, Beers and More Beers! Lisa

  • dara_diverse
    dara_diverse Posts: 5,005
    edited February 2012

    Hi Goils,

    Happy friend-dey and boy am I fwied. 

    Beanie, you crack me up with the spin you put on your recipes and cocktails. Reminds me of your chocolate covered pissants. I hope you do call de doctor, I did and I am a biddy goil jest like you. And reading about your continuing educapation made me cringe and tink about de tests i took dis week. Did not do so well. I hate dat we has to do dat crap. It shirley cuts into our dwinking time.

    Scuby, have a gwate time in Delaware. Dwink lots and sleep lots too. i tink Pants is available if ya wanna be rocked to sleepy. 

    Kathy, I hope your belly is up to some heavy duty dwinking.  Tank you for putting an all points bulletin out on our NM. I am worried about her. Darn, she was doing better, booooo to her MIA status.

    Alli, I was tinking about you dis aye em when I was singing to de radio. Van Halen was on, yippee. I still have de song in my head "get higher and higher". Me know dat not de name of de song, mese just sing it dat way. And me poor car, had to listen to me belt dat song out so louwdly!

    Karen, I hope your wine lasts until you get a new box. Otherwise, come on in and let Pant's serve up your favorite. He be back next week, foooo sure! 

    Mema, I like your Beanglish too, I can ebben speed read through it. It is funny but at first, it was a challenge but now, I know your own version of de langwich. I hope you come and dwink with me some, it has been awhile. Yippee, I see you obber dere on de floor, you still dwunk from last night? 

    A big hello to all de other goils. I will be heres dwinking sew muchly, if I pass out, please have de Mr. Big carry my as$ to de hammock. And not too close to de pool please, I falls in when I dwunkly!

    CheerS my lubbies! 

  • dara_diverse
    dara_diverse Posts: 5,005
    edited February 2012

    Alli, de song is called Dreams. I had to look it up, it is stil in my head!

    higher and higher, straight up we'll climb, higher and higher....

    oh speaking of, did someone bwing de willie to de lounge? oh mise! its been quite some time since I did anee toking! hehehe....

    Cheers and beers and bongs! 

  • karen1956
    karen1956 Posts: 4,678
    edited February 2012

    Just a quick hello and wishing everyone a good week-end....its almost candle lighting....gf is coming for dinner...she always brings a great bottle of red wine which the 2 of us polish off!!!  If I run out of wine before I order more, there is a wine store around the corner from me...I order online cuz the prices (even with s/h) are better.......Hugs, Karen

  • MemaSue56
    MemaSue56 Posts: 2,061
    edited February 2012

    Scoob - dats sweet of dat goil da do da walk n ewe honor...weally.  But da way mese looks at tings now, and mese tink wese hab this rite, if wese don wanna do sumpin wese jes say no n it bees ok.  Ewes jes go on n hab fun n dues wha ewes wanna.  Dat was a berry sweet ting ewes says to Bernie - Mese 2nd dat....

    Wa - tanks fer da splanation.  Feels betta now bout ewe doc.  Jes wan ewes to get betta babe!!

    NM - Hate dat ewe missin...wese missin ewe BIG TIME!  Prayers out to ewes....let us kno soon as ewe can..!

    Beanie - glad ewe gittin tings bixed speshally ewes bwain!  

    Dork - LOL...yep das mese... mese awready hab a few dwinks n DH jes cail mese...wants a date!  So mese gonna hab one more dwink wif ewes all B-ewe-T-ful ladies...den off to meet mese man!

    Cheerz!!