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Talk about being a slug, I've layed on my couch for the past four hours reading a trashy novel. Third book in the Fifty shades series ;-))) Perty good stuff! I want some copporn to go with mese Margaritas!
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Woo Hoo!! I copied and pasted a pic from FB!! Yippee!!
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Ok, I will stop now. I need to go to the store for wine anyway
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You are on a roll, Alli. I esp identify with the shin bone one...I always run into stuff cuz I'm in too big a hurry. NOW I know what its for....LOL. YAY, Top Shelf Margaritas and Top Shelf Cop Porn....couldn't be better! Yeah, "Mr. Bigger" sounds like a purrrrrfect name. Should we MAKE SURE he can live up to dat name????
Kristy, BE CAREFUL....hope you don't get any tornadoes. You can be a slug all day; just keep track of the weather, ok? Sorry to hear that your mom had been in the hospital. Glad you can help her with her appt, and maybe she WILL get the C-PAP and USE IT.
No dwinkie for meesie, not yet anyway, dat dramamine seems to be helping some, so wanna try it for 2-3 days and see if it takes care of it. Someone dwink for me, ok??/ And I LOVE Top Shelf Margaritas!!!
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Hi ya goils!!! Just popping in to update y'all. I'm still in hospital and will be here until at least Tuesday so my doc said when asked by DD yesterday. I have it seems, developed asthma and am now on pulmicort and ventalin and still need to feed the vampires each day until we get the warfarin levels right in the blood stream. All other scans etc have come back with no change from my previous lot so there is no further progression of the beast so that is really good news. I must admit, that even though I am not really happy about having to be in hospital for a week again, the treatment, care and thoroughness of the doc that I'm under cannot be faulted.
NM I can see you now sitting on the gound, in your hammock chair, drink in hand laughing your ass off and i'm right there with you! That is soooo funny and paints a fabulous word picture.
What a shame our Mr Big decided to get married! All I can say is she better treat him good or there will be hell to pay!..................now the new Mr Bigger looks pretty good and I just might hav ta give him a try out just to make sure he comes up to scratch..............lol
Lori, you've got snow!? OMG!!!! Mind you the pics look soooo pretty but those poor little hummingbirds will be freezing!!!! Hope your plant protectors pass this rigorous test and your marties survive!!!
Beans lovely to see you pop in when you can.......................stay safe on your journey!
Well girls there is so much I want to say but my back is killing me and I need to change positions which means I gotta get off the computer........BLAH!!........it's just tht I have had to sleep on my back for the last two weeks and I have developed pressure points which are a liile OUCH!
Love all youse girls heaps!
Love n hugs. Chrissy
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BIG Hugs to you, Chrissy! (((Chrisssy))). That sux that you have to stay in the hospital so long, but glad to hear that your dr is taking good care of ya. And now sore spots from having to lie on your back so long....ouch....hope you can move a bit more so that won't cause you problems. Ohhhhhh mese, ohhhhhhh mise. Mese tinks mese sees sumtin youse is hiding...is that our new Mr. Bigger hiding behind that curtain in your room???? You sneaky girl, you! But I think we would all agree to let you have first dibs on him. Be sure to let us know if he lives up to his name!!!! Do take care!
Hugsssssss,
Kathy
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(((Chrissy)))) mese is so happy you popped in, and so gwadliest youse is getting de bestliest of care! And I agree with Katrinka dink, Mr. Bigger is all youse for de nite, K? An we wanna know if he lives up to his name, check, roger dodger!
Hate that you and Chrissy cant dwinky wit us goils, so I will be a bewwy bewwy spashole fwiend an dwink Fo both of youse, K? Burp, Hiccup, scuseme goils, dey is goin down fastliest! Mmmmmmmmmm0 -
Chrissy, glad the scans are good but sorry you have to be cooped up another few days. At least you have the computer!
Weather has remained quiet in my area, but several tornadoes have touched down in several places in eastern Nebraska. A lightning strike in Iowa burned two barns to the ground. So far no reports of any injuries anywhere.
DH decided to head out for Omaha and Jimmy Buffett. He has arrived and didn't have to use the windshield wipers once. So hoping that continues for the next five hours or so. Was soooo excited to find a hidden bottle of Bailey's Chocolate Mint-thought I was out and was going to "settle" for cheap wine. YAY! A shot of Kahlua made for a yummy slug drink. But now time for a margarita...think I have a tub of the frozen stuff in the freezer, singing "Wasted away again in Margaritaville..."
Ali, Luv, LOVE the lyrics quote. I am a former music teacher and piano major but I have been known to screw up a lyric or two...or I should say the ARTIST has! My most classic...Prince's Little Red Corvette. I swear the lyrics are "Pay the rent, Collette." Driving down the road with my sister, wailing away to that song and she says, "What are you SINGING? Those are NOT the words!" WHAT?!!
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Ohhhh it is such fun seeing all youse goils gettin dwunk TO-NITE. Thanx for sufferering for de cause, and dwinkin for me and Chrissy. Youse is all de sweetliest girlz.
Kristy, Funny about those words! My DH had the words wrong to Norwegian Wood. Instead of "Isn't it good, Norwegian Wood"....he always thought it was "Isn't it good, knowing she would"! I hated to break his bubble and tell him the real words, but it WUZ funneeee.
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LMAO, my friends make fun of me to this day, cause several years back, the song Brick House was on, and I didn't know the name of the song (obviously) and said "how do they get away with cussing on the radio, they never bleep it out" and my coworkers were like "what do u mean" and I said "listen, she's a bitch, owwwww" lol. Have never lived that down
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LMFAO, Allison!
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:-). My husband jus looks at me an smiles an says "you sure are pretty" lol
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K, got da fire pit goin out on da patio, come on over to our house. Basement full a homemade hooch, way to follow up dose margaritas, woo hoo! Who's in?
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yay, itz a partay. but sawry to Katwrinkley and Cwissy B, you goils can no dwink? Suckliest, indeed. So sawry. wese here for yous.
I could go fer some semores by de fire, made with peeps, pink RB peeps. yep. Dat it, we boyn dere asses on de fire, bix up some chocolate and smoosh dem in gramham cwackers den chase dem down with basement hootch. now DAT is what I call a fun parTAY.
be safe Kristy, dear.
CHeerS!
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Wow, Wahine, you delivered photos depicting our night EXACTLY!!! You so coolest! An he
Looooeee dorkling! Lub u! K, now off to bed, Lub u goils!0 -
Anyone still up? Many tornadoes throughout the state but not near us. DH hit warnings on way home and is staying at my mothers in lincoln after DD insisted he should not drive further. Now it is hailing here but not severe. Poor lil Gracie Lu is shivering from nerves, hiding under the covers as the thunder rumbles. I have to play at church in 8 hours but hard to sleep with all the noise. Will play some Angry Birds I think.
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Morning girls! DorK, so funny you mentioned burning RB Peeps, as we were out of marshmallows, and thats exactly what we were burning! They were tasty, but the sugar on the outside got hotter than a marshmallow, so had to be careful. The wind kicked up, so I came back in with Aubrey, and we went to bed.
Kristy, hope you had no hail damage. I have hail damage on the back of my thighs, but that's different, hehehe.
OK, off to do laundry, get some chit done around here. BBL
Titz Up!
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Good Morning Girlz!
Allison, LOL at the "hail damage on the back of my thighs"....I had never thought of it that way. Do ya think insurance would cover fixing it? If so, I can have a BIG claim...lol.
Yeah, Kristy, Hope you didn't have any damage! Those storms were fierce.
Happy SunDey, FunDey!!!!
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Strange weather all around Husker, hope you were spared the tornados. Also hoping the best from your mom. I didn't know a C-PAP could help sleep apnia. My mom is on one, but it's to keep her alive! She is overweight and has COPD. Big thumbs up on the concert and finding a bottle!
MrsV, doze wuz sum good Margaritas. YUMMMMMM. My DH was having pop corn last night and I mentioned to him that we call it cop porn here, he looked at me like I was crazy! Woot Woot on the copy/paste. You can do the same with your photos too, or anyone elses photos. If it's someone elses tho, I always ask first. Like when I posted some of yours. I'm sure we have all changed words to a song or two and one time or another. And your hubby is spot on, you ARE pretty. Ooooooo, I knew as soon as you sayed HOOCH, DorK would show up! And hail damage on the back of your thighs, good one! I'll bet we have all been in that storm!
LMAO at "Basement Hooch".
Katrinka no drinka, if you don't start dwinkin soon, we may hab to throw you out, dis iz a dwinkin thwed. Kidding of course, I hope the Dramamine helps, I bet if you drank on that, you would get berry sleepy. Might not be a bad idea for a night cap? I think Dork hepped you drink last time, so I will volunteer dis time.
Chrissy, we don't like you in the hospital either, but glad you have good things to say about the staff. And then there is our good good buddy NED. That is the BESTEST news. I will be checking my maters today and posting a pic. The snow is all gone now and suppose to reach almost 60 today! The ones I'm really worried about is my peach tree. Mother Nature always messes with that one and we only get peaches about every 4 years, but when we do get them, OMG....they are SOOOO good. Feel better soon, glad you are checking in. LOL @ Wawa spotting Mr. Bigger in your room!!!
DOTD...why of course, S'mores Cocktail
Ingredients
- Ice, as needed
- 1 ounce chocolate liqueur (recommended: Godiva)
- 1 ounce dark creme de cacao
- 2 ounces vanilla-flavored vodka Chocolate syrup, for serving
- Crushed graham crackers, for serving
- Marshmallow fluff, for serving
Directions
Shake the chocolate liqueur, creme de cacoa, and vanilla-flavored vodka over ice.
Place chocolate syrup in a shallow bowl or plate. In a separate plate or bowl, add the graham crackers. Rim a glass with chocolate syrup and then press in graham crackers.
Strain and pour in the cocktail mixture, then cover with marshmallow fluff and carefully brulee the fluff.
Do those look yummy, or WHAT?
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Good morning loungettes,
Katwinka no dwinka, yose cracked me de hail up with your pics last night. I had gone to bed and missed dem but OMG, I taught dems was sooo funny. Especially when you got to de turner and hooch! You is so cweative. I concur with Lori and say Go ahead and have a dwink before bed, you will sleep like a baby!
Lori, I hope your maters and your peach tree is okay and not hurt from de cold and snow. And I bet those sweet humming boyds are haappy that you had dere backs (in cleaning up dere feeder). De poor tings. Your s'mores cocktail looks yummmmy. Funny story I jest thought of....when Chrissy B and I went grocery shopping de first time she was in de US, she asked me what graham crackers were. Well I had a helluva time trying to describe dem. I could not figure out how to tail her what dey are. So wese jest bought dem and we ate dem. I wish I had turned her onto s'mores cooked on de fire. Dems is one of my faborite sweet tings to snack on. Dey is goooey and jest as yummy.
Kristy, I hope de storm system has passed and dat your husband gets home to you quickly. I tink your DD is smart to make him stop traveling and honker down somewhere safe. I was watching GMA dis morning and saw some of those wild tornados and thought of you. And your poor Gracie Lu hiding under de covers, I don't blame her though, I would be doing se same ting. Give her a kiss from me if you will.
Gail, where are you? I was hoping to see you post again. You always found de most lovely and/or fun photos and I really enjoyed your posts. And who mentioned the last time we saw you with your homemade duck feet? I remember your costume and de egg that you put on your car when you picked up your kids, you are also berry creative and were berry much missed here. I am glad that you offered to give someone your contact info so dat we will neber lose track of you again. and de big question.....have those trashy neighbors of yours moved de hail away? I am trying to remember if it was de same family where de wife died from RB and weeks later de non grieving widower brought de ho and dere new baby to move into de deceased woman's bed. And was it de same people that had "tented" dere home? I really hope to see you around more. And if your DH wants to know the truth, we can tail him dat you love him and only him. After all, we were berry close to you and knew more about what you were doing den most of your friends prolly did and I can attest dat you were not doing anyting bad here. I am praying for peace in your marriage. Hugs to ya! (((GAIL)).
Chrissy, dahling, did Mr. Bigger ebber "pop' out from behind de curtain? I am so sorry that you are stuck in de hospital for a few more days. I tink we should get de UFO pilot to bwing us all back to Oz to look after you. I love you berry much goil. I have some big hugs for your too (((CHRISSY))).
Allison, you crack me de hail up too. "I have hail damage on the back of my thighs".....hahahaha, berry funny. Did you make dat up? Yose so witty, I enjoy your posts so much and hope you post more now dat you have your ipad.
Where's my Kymn? And Cindy is also MIA. I hope you goils pop in de lounge and let us know that all is well. Katwinka, do you have Cindy's contact info?
Well I am not quite done here but for some reason, my typing has started to lag and I am ascared that I will lose this so I am going to hit submit den come back. I ain't done talking yet.......Happy Sundey Fundey to all yese goils. I jest love you all!!
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Beans - soo good to hear from you and glad you having such a wonderful time. Did I mention, we sold the boat, well DH did while I was partying in AZ with Lori. Now we have to decide about the RV. Easy really, we either get in and go or we sell in the fall. I pick...get in and go...LOL. Thanks for checking in goil!
Lori...snow yest, none today. Crazy. Hope maters and peach tree OK. Wanted to ask you, I formed a team for the Komen walk in Vegas on May 5, wanted to post a pic, best one if of u n me n Stella, would u mind if I posted that one? Man o Man...doze dwinks look way way yummy...dat a meal plus a dwink!
Bernie - Perfect hammock pic!! LOL
Alli - Yahoo for posting some pics and too funny...LMAO! DH and I had fun last night.We are hosting a party in our clubhouse next Sat, so was fun going over food stuffs with the invitees last night. All for the Mr. Bigger, n 2nd the motion to send him to Chrissy! And - You are Purdy...even if you do have ‘hail damage' on da back your thighs! LOL!
Kristy, so sorry to hear bout your mom, but glad you are there with her. I kno someone had that C-PAP for apnea, does not make for a comfortable night until you get used to it. Hope you are staying safe with da nasty weather and soo glad your DH stayed at your moms for the night.
Morning DorKa - I too not done, but gonna lose my connection soon...plus, is 1st good day for a walk and I jes hafta do it. Don't want more ‘hail damage' showing up on mese thighs...doncha jes lub dees witty sisters!! I shore do!
Yak later dahlings!
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Ooohhhhhh dose cocktails look soooooo ono, Lori! Yummmmm....right to my sweet tooth. Hope your maters and peach tree made it ok! Tanx for volunteering for dwinkin for mese 2-dey....whut would mese do widout youse all???
Dork, Cute about the Graham Crackers....such funny things we have that other countries don't have, and vice versa. I love the joke (verrrrrry old) of when a foreign comic first came to the U.S., and went to the grocery store. He was so excited to open the "can" of fried chicken he bought...looked so good in the picture. Well...what a surprise to find out it was really shortening! Whew, you and Lori have GOOD brains for remembering stuff! I guess when someone is not here very often, they just don't register in mese teeny bwain. Cannot even remember who Cindy is! Enlighten me.
Mema, Sad to sell your boat, but good decision when you don't get to use it. Good for you, for starting to walk!
I have just spent 2 hrs making a shutterfly photo book for my mom for Mother's Day. I think it should get here in time. Just a thought for those of you with parents that have failing memories. You know how they remember the long ago times the most? I had read that those are also the pictures they seem to like the most, as it brings back the most memories, rather than the more recent pictures. SO I used pics of when she was a baby, sailing as a teen, etc. Included some more recent ones, but mostly the old pictures. Hope it turns out good!
Hugsssss to all....gotta go work outside now, as it should rain starting tomorrow. Hope everyone was safe in those storms!!!
Sober Kat
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Kathy, Cindy is Tiedye. I have not seen her around for quite some time. Great idea on the pics for mother's day. My sister made my parents a digital photo frame using many old photos over the years and they really enjoyed it.
Mema, sorry you have such a crap connetion. I hate dat. And I would LOVE to have an RV but DH is a partay pooper and not a fan of camping. Booo hoo. Good for you in getting a walk in. I walked to my fridge todey if that counts lol. I really need to start dieting, my belly is starting to look like one of a pregnant woman. Ughhh.
Beanie, I hope you and DH are having a good time and that you are getting some R&R. I miss ya around here.
Scuby, please check in. I miss ya goil. I hope you are feeling well. Sending you some DorkY hugs ((((LISA))))).
I am going to have an afternoon nap. DH is working and my DD and ex hub will be here in about an hour. I want to get some yard work done but heck, it'll wait. We are expecting some very hot temps starting tomorrow, getting up to near 90 degrees. Crazy chit eh?
Cheers my ladies! Have a great dey!
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My kids leave this afternoon....DH and SIL just went to the liquor store...Its cheaper here and SIL wants to get a bottle of scotch or vodka (or maybe both)...he doesn't drink that much, but he likes to have it for show on his bar....DD is finishing packing and wants to get a few things at athe grocery store that she can't get at home.....
Kitchen is back to "normal"...all the Passover stuff is put away for another year...DS (and it doesn't stand for darling this morning) is ranting and raving cuz he can't find his coffee cup and its DH and me who put it where he can't find it!!!! About ready to ask him if he things he can do better elsewhere!!! Don't think SIL liked all the yelling from his BIL!!!!
I was soooo exhausted yesterday after lunch....took a way too long nap and then couldn't go to sleep last night.....plus wasn't doing well mentally....not a whole lot better today.....How long does it take for the Armour thyroid and the DHEA/testosterone to see a benefit.....Also need to get the supplements...VIt D (10,000 IU/day), Vit K and an assortment of other things...think I'll go to Vitamin cottage today to check it out...The "BHRT" doc uses an online retailer that sells pharmaceutical grade....need to check it out as well as see how the prices compare.....
Talked to Mom today....she wasn't having a good day.....she is having a hard time with Dad...Dad has been irritable for the past week or so...and he soiled his pants again today...2nd time in a week after over a month with no accidents.....I think part of the problem is that she was really disappointed that she couldn't come to denver for Passover...she said she is coming next year even if it means putting Dad in respite for the week....
Busy week coming up...I have something 3 nights this week...one I'm not sure why I signed up...maybe its for the $100!!! that is some survey/panel on education on Tuesday night...Wednesday night I have a "pink bag dinner" meeting for the Day of Caring next month and Thursday is the local Komen affiliate 20 year celebration and volunteer recognition....guess I won't be doing a lot of cooking this week
I have left over chicken from friday night dinner that is going in the freezer and two pieces of pesto salmon...DD and DH can eat that one night.....But I am cooking lunch for SIL today.....their flight is at 4:30....and they land in Toronto at 9:30. So making him skirt steak...not sure what else to go with it......Well thats about all.....need to go vacuum the dining room.....and then figure out what I want to do today.....need to remember to take some pics of the kids and us.....wonder if DS will join in for any pics before he goes to work!!!! I think I know the anwer...
Gail.....so glad to see you back posting.....
((((((((((((Chrissy))))))))
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All my luggage, I will send to you.
Actual lyric: All my loving, I will send to you.
(Beatles)
Are you going to starve an old friend?
Actual lyric: Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
(Simon & Garfunkel)
A weenie wack a weenie wack a weenie wack.
Actual lyric: Wee-ooh wim-o-weh. Wee-ooh wim-o-weh.
(Tokens "The Lion Sleeps Tonight")
Baby come back, you can play Monopoly.
Actual lyric: Baby come back, you can blame it all on me.
(Player "Baby Come Back")
Baking carrot biscuits.
Actual lyric:Taking care of business.
(Bachman-Turner Overdrive "Takin Care Of Business")
Tape it to a biscuit.
Actual lyric: Taking care of business.
(Bachman-Turner Overdrive "Takin Care Of Business")
Bald headed woman.
Actual lyric:More than a woman.
(Bee Gees)
Four-legged woman.
Actual lyric:More than a woman.
(Bee Gees)
Big girl, small fry.
Actual lyric:Big girls don't cry.
(The Four Seasons)
Bringing in the sheets.
Actual lyric: Bringing in the sheaves.
(Hymn)
Come shave my heart.
Actual lyric:Unchain my heart.
(Ray Charles)
Donuts make my brown eyes blue.
Actual lyric:Don't it make my brown eyes blue.
(Crystal Gale)
Every time you go away you take a piece of meat with you.
Actual lyric:Every time you go away you take a piece of me with you.
(Paul Young)
Ghost man so close to me.
Actual lyric:
Don't stand so close to me.
(The Police)
Give me the Beach Boys and free my soul.
Actual lyric:Give me the beat, boys, and free my soul.
(Dobie Gray "Drift Away")
Got a lot of lucky peanuts.
Actual lyric:Got a lot of love between us.
(Frankie Vallee and the Four Seasons)
Happy as a rafter in the market place.
Actual lyric: Happy ever after in the market place.
(Beatles "Ob la di")
Hope the city voted for you.
Actual lyric: Hopelessly devoted to you.
(Grease soundtrack)
I can see clearly now the rain has gone.
I can see all life's fickles in the way
Actual lyric: I can see clearly now the rain has gone.
I can see all obstacles in my way.
(Jimmy Cliff)
I can't climb this ceiling any more.
Actual lyric:I can't fight this feeling anymore.
(REO Speedwagon "I can't fight this feeling")
I, I, I, I sing in the light, sing in the light.
Actual lyric:Stayin' Alive, Stayin' alive.
(Bee Gees)
I shot the Sheriff, but I didn't shoot him dead you see.
Actual lyric:I shot the Sheriff, but I didn't shoot the deputy.
(Eric Clapton)
I wanna die!
Actual lyric:Oh, what a night!
(The Four Seasons, "December 1963 (Oh What a Night)")
I wanna know
Have you ever seen Loraine?
Actual lyric:I wanna know
Have you ever seen the rain?
(Creedence Clearwater Revival)
I'll give you diamond Sprite!
Actual lyric:I'll give you diamonds bright.
(The Yardbirds "For Your Love")
I've been haulin' ass so long.
Actual lyric:I've been holding out so long.
(Rolling Stones "Miss You")
I've got a new pair of shoes.
Actual lyric:I've got a new attitude.
(Patti LaBelle)
In-a-gadda-da-vita . . .
Actual lyric:In the garden of Eden, honey.
(Iron Butterfly)
The band, themselves, while drunk in 1968, botched the lyrics, and decided to keep them this way.
I'm the god of Velveeta, honey.
Actual lyric:In the garden of Eden, honey.
(Iron Butterfly)
Jay, Jay, Jay; Jay you're cool
Actual lyric:Chain, chain, chain, chain of fools.
(Aretha Franklin "Chain of Fools")
Jim Dandy ate the red stew
Actual lyric:Jim Dandy to the rescue.
(Black Oak Arkansas)
Just like a one-winged dove.
Actual lyric:Just like a white winged dove.
(Stevie Nicks)
Life in the Vaseline.
Actual lyric:Life in the fast lane.
(Eagles)
Please relieve me - let me go.
Actual lyric:Please release me, let me go.
(Englebert Humperdinck)
Return da Zenda.
Actual lyric:Return to sender.
(Elvis Presley)
Reverend Bluejeans.
Actual lyric:Forever in blue jeans.
(Neil Diamond)
'Scuse me while I kiss this guy.
Actual lyric:'Scuse me while I kiss the sky.
(Jimi Hendrix)
She's got a chicken to ride.
Actual lyric:She's got a ticket to ride.
(Beatles)
She's got electric boobs, a mohair too.
Actual lyric:She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.
(Elton John "Benny and the Jets")
Slow walkin' Walter.
Actual lyric:Smoke on the water.
(Deep Purple)
Stand on the rug.
Actual lyric:Band on the run.
(Wings)
Stick your head in lotion.
Actual lyric:I second that emotion.
(Smokey Robinson & The Miracles "I Second That Emotion")
Straight arm, straight arm for you.
Actual lyric:Straight on, straight on for you.
(Heart)
Sugar fried honey butt.
Actual lyric:Sugar Pie, Honey Bunch.
(Four Tops "Can't Help Myself")
Sweet dreams are made of cheese.
Actual lyric:Sweet dreams are made of this.
(The Eurythmics)
Sweet tell a lie.
Actual lyric:Sweet Caroline.
(Neil Diamond)
The ants are my friends, they're blowing in the wind.
Actual lyric:The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind.
(Bob Dylan)
The girl with colitis goes by.
Actual lyric:The girl with kaleidoscope eyes.
(Beatles)
The heart of rock and roll is in Cleveland.
Actual lyric:The heart of rock and roll is still beating.
(Huey Lewis and the News)
Then I saw her face, now I'm gonna leave her.
Actual lyric:Then I saw her face, now I'm a believer.
(The Monkees)
There's a bathroom on the right.
Actual lyric:There's a bad moon on the rise.
(CCR)
You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille,
four hundred children and a crop in the field.
Actual lyric:You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille,
four hungry children and a crop in the field.
(Kenny Rogers "Lucille")
Wrapped up like a douche.
Actual lyric:Revved up like a deuce.
(Manfred Mann0
