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Just thought of this a watermelon martini... ice cold vodka with a fresh watermelon yummmmmmmmmmmmmm
Its 90 degrees here
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Sorry girls,no time to respond to all previous posts. Busy as you might expect here. LORI-It is a drive by,lol. I have my sister and friend taking care of me since DH works. I'll have my brother send you a message on Facebook when i'm done. My surgery is scheduled for 9:45 but could be bumped if an emergency occurs(like last time). I think it takes 2/12 hrs. Ok gotta run,bbl.
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Yummmm Orange. Plus frz watermelon in the blender with light rum is awesome too!
Cool mango dwinks, Lori and NM! I did get some more this ayem, so have been having super ripe mangos every day, plus papayas the first couple of days. When we fly to Hilo next wk, they usually have really good ripe papayas for low prices.
Lori, This lanai is concrete and so well reinforced, I think we could all be on it and PARTAY de night away!!! But I know some are dinky, so understand your comment! I really did picture you all with me while swimming yesterday. Hmmmm....cud be why people looked at me funny?? Nah....jest kidding.
My youngest DD got Shingles a couple of months after her daddy died. We were under such stress, and she really didn't cry or let her emotions out, so I think thats why it hit her that way. She was just 14, but her immune system has always seemed compromised...she always got strep, and some weird ailments. BUT thanks NM so much about the info on giving someone chickenpox if they have not had the vaccine, for 21 days after you get the injection. Love your description of your caribbean experience, NM!
Have a good THIRST-DEY loungettes! Lotsa mango dwinkies for us to enjoy!!!! OH and NM I Love that "bottoms up" picture...I think we should frame it and hang it on the wall in the HTL.
ChEARS!
Katheeeeeeeee
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YAY for the good news, Juliet!!! I'll dwink to that!
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Hi orange - yes i'm an irish lady.
Wahine my darling, thinking of you and your parents.
Love to all my Babes.
You know it's summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer
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I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you.
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Bernie your funny oh I see Ireland wow .... It must b so pretty and so much fun there.
yes I have been laying in bed alot so I've been seeing a lot of commercials on shingles. I think someone posted a thread about it on here. I need good leg exercisers that I can do while get dwunk
ok here's a dwink ginger vodka ginger ale and bud light lime....
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love the watermelon vodka orange,a good exercises when drinking is to put the pitcher of the beverage of your choice across the room so everytime you get up for a drink,your exercising
,getting ready for shannons party. bernie,everytime i talk to someone from home,they are so fed up with all the rain but at least they finally removed the hospipes ban
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LOL Juliet, loved that cartoon!
Isn't it neat that our dear Bernie lives in Ireland, Orange? I got to MEET HER at Kilkenny Castle which is not far from her home. It was so awesome...Bernie and her DH are fantastic, and I loved the time I got to spend with Bernie, so much! Was the highlight of our trip in Nov. But Ireland is sooooo beautiful and sooooo green (duh, all that rain!), that it is def on my list of places to return to.
OMG Bernie, I have to send that to my dad....Alcoholics-Unanimous....love it! How is dear Calva? Eating you out of house-and-home? Such a big furbabie!!!
Hugs to all!
Kath
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I'm so glad to find this group. Do you mind if I join? The other groups are way to depressing and dark. I want to be around some fun women who like to drink and who don't take life so seriously..well in our situation at least find women who are a little positive anyway. 0
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Hi There my fwiends...A quicky for me tonight....things will slow down after the surgery Im sure. Just on the go all the time. Today was beach day.....tomorrow we get teeny tiny and go keep Undie company on her suigery..... good luck hun..we will be there will bells on..well, not really bells..that would allert too many to our presence..Stella is coming along also.
DorK glad you called the ins peeps and got things going legit...love my goils!!Welcome Surfgirl!! You found the right place foah shoa...I have so much housework to catch up on pre surgery that I cant stick around tonight but I'll be back with a vengence tomorrow...
XOX....Cyn
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cyn, you don't want to come and do my housework do you? hello surf, another fl girl
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Juliet - I kinda figured as much as I cud not get flu shot til well outta chemo. but still, last chemo was Sept 6. So I will bring it up shingles when I go on Tues for treatment. Thanks for the verification. Hey...when are you going to Wales n Scottland?? Is Stella goin wif ya? LOL...jes lub da walmart Maxine....LMAO!! OOOOOO such good news from your PCP...YiPEEE!!
Undy - wese will b n da drivethru wif ya...LORI...you on deck...when u git da facebook info mese knows you will report. Dunno why I keep resisting facebook...Oh yea...can't keep up as it is....duh. Anyhow Shannon...no seriously....sending positive healing energy and prayers ur way for tamary. (((undy)))
CynCyn - 'a quickie for you tonite'???? WTF...did u git lucky alweddy on da sites? J/K....And about da housewoik....F it. Ya kno mese had to woik 4 days running den day 5 leave oilly fer Vegas airport. Mese house a mess....it's still here...dat my point..sorry...mese kinda...ok...mese is dwunk...n e way...guess what...one day at bandcamp...ooo chit...no wait...ok...guess what...when I got home...all my laundry and dirty floors, n chit like dat der...well....I know u wont believe dis...but...IT WAS STILL RIGHT WHERE I LEFT IT!!! Relax goil...hab a dwink...Nattys....coming rite up...hmmm....o mese...GOILS...mind outta da gutter...Nattys coming up is nuttin to git cited bout.
OK....SURF...sumpin goil....BIG ARSE WELCOME!!!! U sed it...some of da other sites are 'dark'. I still go there, only if I can help....but mostly....d's goils are my bestest breasties in da woild and I wud not trade dem for all da tea in...(politically correct innerself saying no no)...da USofA. Dare...no offenses...mese hopes.
Hmmm - mese tinks mese needs jes one more widdle teeny dwinkie...brb.
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you ladies are sooooo histerical..i love to read your posts and see the pix you put up..I am sipping my mango mojito and nearly spewing...me wanna join ya too!!
Maggie
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Evenin' Dollinks...get ready for a ketchup post and just skip any boring parts...the main ting is I hope you luvs are all doin great dis Thirst-Day eve and ready to Parteee Big tamari.
Bernie - LOL at your pics and jokes! Love the Spice of Life!
And the time for wine!! And the fickin boat!Juliet - How funny, the Stress pic of the dog!
Wahine - That is a relief that your mom's purse wasn't
stolen! I sure hope the packing for your parents goes smoothly. And I hope your
mom is healing after that fall. Good news too that you got some sleep finally.Orange - Hope you are doing great and not in so much pain...we are happy you found us and wez all
happy we found eaches others here!! I hear ya bout getting picked up off the
floor, dez goilies did that for me so I am so effin lucky! Joining Goldie in
dis (((((ORANGE)))))! 4 months goes
by quick. Glad da pain med is helping. 3 surgs in 5 weeks is a lot!DorK - Thanks for congrats on my new "crib" LOL! And thanks
for the wishes for DH and me (aka the battling Bixons, he he he). I do hope it's
a good move otherwise will have to get my rolling pin after him! J/K!!Goldie - I just don't know if I cudda shown my boobs to my
mom...hummm?? I showed my sisters when they were all black and blue from surgery
and biopsys and I tink I freaked em out, so just keepen dem to mesef. I'm so
glad you could show your mom! That is so sweet! And yes, da cabin is YOURS!! And we will have a lotta fun boozy parties there starting soooooon! Oooooo LOVE the DOTD LOG CABIN!!!! So
delicious and sweeeeeet, thank you!!NM - LOL at mow the dog's yard!! Now, today is Thursday and
I'm hoping your meeting went great! So glad you sound like you are feeling good
and energetic. Love the SuperGlue DOTD too and great info on takin pain meds
for Orange! Hope the hospice work opens up, you would be fantastic, but then really at anything you do you are fantastic. Just hope you get what makes you happy. Oh, yikes at your push mower
and the riding one not working, sounds so hard! I have been out liming trees
with a pole pruner and it is so hard. We hava chain saw but I have never used
it before and it's so heavy I don't think I could. You are ALWAYS in my prays,
doll. Sure hope the job decision is what you want.Kayfh - thanks for passing the bottle, hick-up!! Hope you will stay for da partee tamari.
Cyndielou - LOL at muting the phone to write us loungettes!
Okay, so only three days left from two days ago!!Juliet - Oh good, more med advice on pain mgt, thank you!
Love mom's microphone! And the Mooo disorder!Dofey - Yes, da cabin par-teeee is going wild and ebberyone
is invited and we have just a sheet load of booze and likker! Da Tenders have
said you and Goldie have been directin dem for Unde's Magic Party Bus tomorrow
too, so we all goin to hang with Unde and get small and silly and pinch her
docs butt, but only to make sure he's doing everything right for Unde. Thanks
for da toast to all good times ahead, I sure toast to dat for allz of us!!!Where is Mrs V????
KatyDeHawainDwunk - tanks for the cabin weel weeshes!!
NM - love the 3'd eye opener!
Goldie - Excellent DOTD, Mango Mohitos is fabulous!!! And
the mango shrimp cocktail is excellent too. Thank you!!Unde - Great attitude, the only way out is through. We be
wif you for surgery tomorrow!!Cyn - It's gunna be a bit of a long move as we have stuff
all over the place, we are hoping to have it livable by Oct. There are a lotta
meeses and we may move some walls to make a better floor plan. A lot of these
log home kits are built so dat the insides can be built a lotta dif ways, the
structures are solid without inside walls, if that makes any sense.Yeah, where has Chrissy been?
Dofey - how da new bathing suit?? Still so glad you are
geeting in da water! So happy you are feelin like a normal goil!!! YAY that is great
news!! Can I come to your swim party too, I promise not to cannon ball so my
thunder thighs do not splash all de water out!Mema - Yay, you are back too! So you could show your mom
too, that is so kewl! I am sorry you miss her, and I totally understand, I miss
mine so much. And yes, so we will be in da cabin as soonliest as possible, and
I'm trying to keep a level head an not stress.Juliet - love da fart kitties pic!
Howdy Bernie!!
NM - Another great post and wonderful DOTD...more mangos YAY!
Love the Mango Memories.Goldie - that is a mighty cool place to swim! Love the Mango Colada ice cream and the Mango Papaya
Ice Cream Dqaquairi!! Yummmmy!!Orange - Love the watermelon martini dwink...wodka is my fav, thank you!! Oh boy and a ginger ale
wodka wif bud light lime!!Bernie - LOL Alcoholics-Unanimous!! So funny!!
Juliet - So funny the best friend peeing in da water! And
the wal mart Maxine!Surfgirl - Welcome and pull up a bar stool, these are the
dang funniest chicks you will find and they have a buncha great hearts of love
too! We are way beyond depressed! Yeee Haw! Join the fun side of life and have
a big old wink! In dis bar we kick Mr. Rat F. Ba3tard to the curb and you are
in time to join us as the Magic Party Bus and Magic Party UFO are all on dere
way to be wif Unde tomorrow for her sugery. We all get very silly and very
small and we hide in da pockets of Unde's docs to make sure everything goes
right for her. We try not to be to giggly to annoy da doc, but just be dere to
keep an eye and to pinch da doc if he or she is cute. On da butt. Tee Hee!Mags20487 - Big Gigantic Welcome to you too! Pull up a bar
stool and wudderya dwinkin? We will have the Tenders pour you annnnnnnyting
your heart desires!!Okay, so the Bus and the UFO are ready, so we are heading
over to be wif our dollbaby Unde tomorrow.I'm so essited we have a buncha new dwunking buds and I hope dey will get dere butts ready for the twip in the ayem. The bus is heading out but if anyone is running late the UFO will zip really fast to pick
you up. Also if you have plans and need to get back home quick, the UFO will
take you, or you can stay on the bus. Either way, we have so so so much likker and
booooooooooooooze it will be a super fun twip!! Yahooooooo!!!
Welcome Earthlings, We are your UFO captains...
Away we goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
Here's a nice cool one for ya'lls twip too! Cheers Ma Dears!
BeAnZ
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Hi ya goils! Jest stopping by for a quick one coz I still gots a GS wid me. Had two last week and did the swap for da udder one on Monkey-day. Jest been so buzy wid dem all, you know, doing da granny stuff.......lol.
Be back after dis one is delivered home again.
Welcome to da noo gals!! Hopes youse enjoy youse time in da HTL.
Love n hugs n TITTIES UP!!! Chrissy0 -
(((((((((((((((( Chrissy))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Missin you goil!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sweet to see you in da house.
Welcome Mags.... whats yoir poison???
MemaSue.....ha...yes, some intrests on that site ..time will tell. but you know I will keep you posted..I promised Lori that I would gibe you all da details so dat when/if I do go on an actual date from dere you will know all about it so if I dont come back you can know where to tell peeps to look for meese body....
Beanius....sounds like you got some woik cut out for youse ..... chase dem meesess out so you can move in. ..... I have 2 days left of woik...Sat/Sun....then I'm done till August 25...they layed off many people within my company this past week..it was global and they are done..so they say....Im terrified...I got laid off once and I think it hit me more emotionally than the FRB did.
Where is Tanya?
Okie...time for me to fly....not litterally...Im not dat dwunk......but time to go eneeway. I'll be with you all manana....love youse and sending menee kisses and hugs..Love the mango/papaya dwinks ....sent straight from our Hawaiian life line to paradise...Whaooonie....Whannie...whaheenie....Kathy...ok...I may be dat dwunk.
Till tomoree..
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Hiya Loungettes and Loungette Wanna-Be's....jest kidding, we are ALL Loungettes, oldies and newbies alike. Room for all, lotsa bar stools here!!! Nice to see ya surfgirl and Maggie! C'mon in.
Beansie, Love all dose pics! And yeah, wese gots ta habs a partay in de cabin!!!!
Chrissy, SO glad you are ok, and jest bizzy wid de g'kids! Enjoy them!
CynCyn, almost time for a real Pau Hana (through with work) for you...jest 2 more work days! Yay!
Well shoot I wanted to jest crawl off somewhere and bawl mese eyes out. Today all the chit hit the fan! THought stepbro had set a def date for the movers to come on the 23rd.Thats how it sounded to me when he set up the mover assessment, and move date. We were basing everything on that date. When I called today to verify,they said it is the 25th, which is the day I leave. Only other day they had is the 18th, but we are going to the Big Island 17-19. ARRRRGGGHHH....talk about stuck betwn a rock and a hard place. I am only here to help them move, and no way could I leave before the movers are done. I was sick to my stomach. I don't know why stepbro won't admit we had a miscommunication...he was so defensive. He FINALLY got hold of another moving co, and they came today to assess, and will move on the 24th. WHEW!!! What a nightmare....there didn't seem to be any options. So tomorrow we'll take stuff to the condo on other side of the island. We are all soooooo stressed! He keeps inviting more neighbors to the big party!!! Sawrry all the me, me, me, chat, but OMG this is unfricking believable sometimes. Working our butts off, then when a wrench is thrown in, it just is hard to deal with.
Funny about the shrimp and mango pics, as that is what we had for dinner!
Bottoms Up! Titz Up! Feet Up!
Katwinka de hawaiian dwinka
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One for the stepbro - May his pipe never smoke, may his teapot be broke, and to add to the joke may his kettle not boil may he always be fed on lob-scouse and fish oil, may he swell with the gout, may his grinders fall out, may he roar, bawl and shout, with the horrid toothache. May his temples wear horns, and all his toes corns.
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A woman walks into a shop that sells expensive Persian Rugs.
Looking around, she spots the perfect rug, walks over and inspects it.
As she bends to feel the texture of the rug she farts loudly.
Very embarrassed she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her 'little accident' and hopes a sales person does not pop up right now.
As she turns back, there standing next to her is a salesman. "Good day Ma'am, how may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably she asks, "How much does this rug cost?"
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Hi girls,checking in before the big day. I see you girls got the ufo and bus ready. Hope you have lots of likker onboard. Thank you all for the prayers and good thoughts. Hope to be back here soon,missing the booze and you all already. Better TRY and sleep. Cheers.
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Yes, we are all gettin weady to bees wid ya Shannon! De UFO is going to ride a surfboard in here, to get me. Wese makes surah dey tweat you berry, berry well, foah shuah! Who is gettin picked up first? Leave some likker for those of us being picked up last....lol. You will do great, Unde, and puleez check in wid us when you can, ok? (((Shannon)))
Oh Bernie those are funnnnneeeeeee!
I thank the Lord for soooo many things, like all you breasties, the HTL, my DH and my furbabies, oh but can't foiget those PM pills..... Those pills shuah iz woiking!!!
Huggggsssss!!!
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good morning bernie ((((( shannon)))))),(((((orange))))),lots of drinks for kathy.welcome mags, ,everybody have a wonderful day, have my acls class today 0
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wahine u way cool u travel everywhere oops im drunk again
Juliet I fell over from that post I had good leg movement then lol
wheres dork? in the pool
surf girl these ladies are way cool we are the best thread I would b sad without my loungettes.They pick me up every day
Welcome cheeerssss
ok u have to b really drunk to think this is funny
The surgeron said to the stubborn patient who wouldnt buy hospital insurance?
all right suture yourself............
Did you hear of the student archologist who found his career in ruins?
How about the dermatologist who started his businees from scratch?
omgggggggggggggggggggggg
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For these bad jokes drink Blue Curecao acai blueberry vodka and lemonade then these will b real funny
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Hiya goils!
Happy friedey the turdteenth! I am popping in for some dwinks den boarding de UFO to be with Unde'. Unde', if you see dis, I wanna tail you I love ye and will be dere wtih you in my fart, ooops mean heart. I love you goil and wish you all de best for a quickliest recovery. I love ya.
Kathy, hope todey is a better dey for you. Sorry about all de chit hitting de fan, glad you got ebberyting bixed up.
Beanie, loved your post, jest seeing it now. you so funny, me missed de chit outta you.
Hello Chrissy B and all de rest of you wonderful goils. Welcome new goils, come to our friedey partay tonight!!
I gottsta go, de UFO here to pick me up, yeeee hawwwwww!! dWink up, titz up!
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oops undercov im getting in ufo toooo im bringing drinks...
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Red wine is me drink of choice...but me also leeks the mojito in any flave...come to think of it me leeks neting dat makes me dance
Maggie
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Julie, congrats on moving to 6 month check ups! Hope you were able to get that nap. Oh that Maxine is a funny one for sure. Would love to see her at Wal Mart.
Shannon, weese all wid you today. I see CyndieLouWho ready to pounce on your surgeon, several of the girls are hanging out on shelves, weese gots our likker and will sneak some into your IV for you, since you have gone so long without. I will watch for a note from your brother. Good luck sweetness. Oh, and the percotini fountain will be set up and waiting for you next to your favorite hammock and the Tender of your choice..........or MATT.
Haha Kathy, Glad the lanai is greatly enforced and I really really enjoyed my swim with you.
Bernie, you out playing in the rain? The alcoholic's unanimous friend should not only persuade you to drink, but join you as well.
Hey Surf, SURE you can join. We are anything but dark. Might have some dark brewski's though. Whatcha drinking?
Oh ya Julie, anudder FL girl. Moosta be something in the water there....lol.
Cyn............on the go? You call going to the beach, "on the go"? I don't think so, that one doesn't fly with me chica.
Suz, yep..meese on deck and will report in as soon as I hear from Unde's bro. Let's let Stella drive, dat would be funny. Naaaaa, nevermind, I value my life.
Ho hi, I mean Oh hi Mags. I wasn't calling you a ho, but we have had a ho around here, her name is Elizabeth.....LOL. Dats John Boy, aka Mole Boy, sister. And also called Moler Foker. Of course you can join, and I see you too are from FL!!! Cyn and Julie must be advertising over there. Oh, and look atchu, picking up on our funny drunken talk and also what we refer to as BEANGLISH!
Wow Beans, you really did do a ketchup post girl. Can't wait for our party at the cabin. But we have to boot your DH out, he can't stay, sawery, but mese nose you unnerstans, wright? As for MrsV, I'm going to get HER LOUIBILLE SLUGGA and get after the backs of HER knees if she bring that pretty lil arse of hers into the lounge. Whatcha think? And you did the poyfect job getting the bus and ufo ready, you iz da bomb.
Hey hey, good to see Chrissy pop in from down under. Weese know you habbin fun wif dos kids. Just enjoy them, we aren't going anywhere. But make sure you grab a few drinks on your way out.
Cyn if anyone messes wif you, they will end up in the swamp, foy shure.
Kathy, so sorry for all the stress, but glad you got it straightened out. I still can't believe your dad is hosting this huge party, and it's at their house, right? Couldn't ya's rent a clubhouse or something for it? Glad you enjoyed the shrimp and mangos I prepared for you!
Oh my, LMAO at Bernies "one for the step bro" and his grinders falling out.....bawwaahaha.
Orange, you are on a roll this morning *drum roll* But the drink sounds very yummy, I will have 10 and then read your jokes again.
For you Orange
Watermelon Martini
- 1 1/4 oz. vodka
- 1 1/4 oz. triple sec
- 1 oz. simple syrup
- 2 - 3 oz. watermelon juice
- 1/2 oz. lime juice
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