how about drinking?

A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa. He took his faithful pet dachshund along for company. One day, the dachshund starts chasing butterflies and before long the dachshund discovers that he is lost.

So, wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having him for lunch.

The dachshund thinks, "OK, I'm in deep trouble now!" Then he noticed some bones on the ground close by, and immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dachshund exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there are any more around here."

Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack in mid-stride, as a look of terror comes over him, and slinks away into the trees.

"Whew," says the leopard. "That was close. That dachshund nearly had me."

Meanwhile, a monkey, who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So, off he goes.

But the dachshund saw him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figured that something must be up.

The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine."

Now the dachshund sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back, and thinks, "What am I going to do now?" But instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet ... and, just when they get close enough to hear, the dachshund says...

"Where's that darn monkey? I sent him off half an hour ago to bring me another leopard."

just read from where I posted last night. just one ting to say to Camillegal - you had me at fart! Love ya!

hoping all of you had a great day. I slept til after 3pm and have been again puttering in my yard. have not painted yet, will save that job for a rainy day. 

are we having a party tonight? one to sailabrate the cancellation of monkeydey? clever, Juliet berry berry clever.

Love you goils, just made a dwink and will toast each of you with each sip. hmmm, might need another soon cuz mese has so many dear bwest fwends to toast!  Cheers, big ears n no fears..HEAR HEAR!! 1st clink goes to CamiLuv, my newest bwest fwend, you are a cool chick Camille and I like ya, I like your crazy cuz I am a crazy too! 

Let's party, we gots two dotd's to choose from, dis monkey dwink is yummmmmy! kk, be back in a bit! Later mators (LORI, sorry you have to clean up, I will send a tender to help so you can party with me). 

OK, whose been giving the dogs Duck Farts???????????

Good morning, Loungettes!  Sign of the season--it was DARK when the alarm went off at 5:30 ayem!  Talk about hard to get out of bed, I hit the snooze button so many times Sadie stopped even looking at me when it went off.  Finally dragged my a$$ out of the bed at 6:45.  So glad I laid everything for today out last night.  So even starting late I've got my coffee and breakfast, the pie for work is beside the door, lunch is packed and hanging on the doorknob, tonight's dinner is in the slow cooker.  AND I still have a few minutes to sit down and check out the boards.  There may be something to this being organized business after all!

Hope everyone had a good Labor day, weather (sp?) working or off.  

Princess Glitter Sizzle's DOTD is the Back to Work
4 oz Champagne
1/4 oz Gin
1/2 oz Tangerine Schnapps

Directions
Pour into a champagne flute, garnish with a twist of orange, and serve.

Undie whats the complications. Are they filling u every week? I am just curious because what happened to me. I prey it works I need some positive on these tissue expander's ill freak out if it happens to me again. let me know

Goldie I guess im looking forward to traveling idk we will c

Yes party tnite

Love u all pop in later

Cammy u funny lol

Some of us work but out of our homes and have business so is that work idk but we all get a paycheck

Ill b working on 2 oh jeez 4

Orange believe me I wish I still got a pay check--I lived more comforably. LOL                          

Orange I wish I did get a paycheck--cuz that was my plan at first when I got done with all this stuff. Oh well and I had to delete my posts, cuz the pics. wouldn't show??? OMG I've lost my powers. 

Lori, Im all over that blackberrry drink....looks so good!! 

Damn NM......didnt it drive you nuts to have to be woken up every 9 minutes for that long?  LOl...crazy girl....yes, something to be said for being organized.

Orla..have safe travels.

Julie...is there an eye issue associated with Tammy???  Thats all I need.

Well, thats crappy news for a crappy day Julie..Im diabetic and my eyes are allready jacked up because of that....Im a really Debby downer today ladies..better be on my way before I drag everyone else down with me.  POOP!

Cami, if you leave your post there, I might be able to pull it up for you. Not always, but sometimes! Sometimes they have copy rights, and won't show up. Like my funny one below. But I saved it and was able to re-produce.

Julie, I just chalk up the vision with age! I got enough stuff to blame on the Rat Basturd.

Here is The HTL video, for anyone that has not seen it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA1oe_ER96s

Cyn, there is no such thing as a Debbie Downer here, remember we are here to support one another and lend a shoulder to cry on. I always try to remind myself that things could be worse. I know that doesn't help the problem, but sometimes helps my mind. So I'll share some Natty's with you and give you my shoulder for this evening. But fair warning, t'is a little bony!

AND MAYBE ONE TO MAKE YA SMILE~

love that video goldie,always makes me smile,hope your smiling too cyndielou

You are in the middle of some kind of project around the house -- mowing the
lawn, putting in a new fence, painting the living room or whatever. You are
hot and sweaty, covered in dust, lawn clippings, dirt or paint. You have
your old work clothes on. You know the outfit -- shorts with the hole in the
crotch, old T-shirt with a stain from who-knows-what and an old pair of
tennis shoes.

Right in the middle of this great home improvement project you realize you
need to run to Home Depot to get something to help complete the job.

Depending on your age you might do the following:

In your 20's:
Stop what you are doing. Shave, take a shower, blow dry your hair, brush
your teeth, floss and put on clean clothes.
Check yourself in the mirror and flex. Add a dab of your favorite cologne
because you never know, you just might meet some hot chick while standing in
the checkout lane. And you went to school with the pretty girl running the
register.

In your 30's:
Stop what you are doing, put on clean shorts and shirt. Change shoes. You
married the hot chick so no need for much else. Wash your hands and comb
your hair. Check yourself in the mirror. Still got it. Add a shot of your
favorite cologne to cover the smell. The cute girl running the register is
the kid sister to someone you went to school with.

In your 40's:
Stop what you are doing. Put on a sweatshirt that is long enough to cover
the hole in the crotch of your shorts.
Put on different shoes and a hat. Wash your hands. Your bottle of Brute
Cologne is almost empty so you don't want to waste any of it on a trip to
Home Depot. Check yourself in the mirror and do more sucking in then
flexing. The hot young thing running the register is your daughter's age and
you feel weird thinking she is hot.

In your 50's:
Stop what you are doing. Put on a hat; wipe the dirt off your hands onto
your shirt. Change shoes because you don't want to get dog crap in your new
sports car. Check yourself in the mirror and you swear not to wear that
shirt anymore because it makes you look fat. The cutie running the register
smiles when she sees you coming and you think you've still got it. Then you
remember the hat you have on is from Bubba's Bait & Beer Bar and it says, 'I
Got Worms .'

In your 60's:
Stop what you are doing. No need for a hat anymore. Hose the dog crap off
your shoes. The mirror was shattered when you were in your 50's. You hope
you have underwear on so nothing hangs out the hole in your pants. The girl
running the register may be cute, but you don't have your glasses on so
you're not sure.

In your 70's:
Stop what you are doing. Wait to go to Home Depot until the drug store has
your prescriptions ready, too. Don't even notice the dog crap on your shoes.
The young thing at the register stares at you and you realize your balls are
hanging out the hole in your crotch.

In your 80's:
Stop what you are doing. Start again. Then stop again. Now you remember you
need to go to Home Depot. Go to Wal-Mart instead and wander around trying to
think what it is you are looking for. Fart out loud and you think someone
called out your name. You went to school with the old lady who greeted you
at the front door.

In your 90's & beyond :
What's a home deep hoe? Something for my garden? Where am I? Who am I? Why
am I reading this? Did I send it? Did you? Who farted?

so sad for your news Chrissy. May she be at peace.