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Yay OLARA, black sand beach! Wish we would've had time to go to the one on the Big Island while we were there a few days ago. I like the green sand one too (olivines). ChEARS!
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Im here for Pau Hana!!!! Who's with me???
Love the pics Orla...very funny...Love the scary movies..always have..my kids are the same way...Watch out for those sharp trees!
Allioop.....dont F*&%$ with me...lmao.....you are way too funny with your drunken nicknames you come up with.
Anyone for a swim??
"" SPLASH ""
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I'm swimming, I'm swimming, just call me Dorie, like in the Nemo movie. I'm Dorie. And I speak whale. HALLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
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Hallloooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Where are u Moby Dork????????
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Don't know where our dorkiepoo is Alli, but mese is here. Ya culdn't see mese cuz I am under dat barstool dat youse wuz under last nite. Thanx for leabbing dat bwankie and pillo for mese, you is sew thotful. Mese don't want enny more dwinks tho....had almost a whole bottle of White Zin. Took it with us so we could dwink after cleaning my parents house (well mostly I cleaned, and he rested!), but DH only wanted 1 small glass. Couldn't let it go to waste so I jest had to do a okole maluna. *hic*....ChEARS Big Ears! (Same goes, Big Nose).....
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I swear I posted a few minutes ago but it went to cyber space. hmmm, dose gremlins need Alli to whack em silly with her spayshall bat. mese dwunk but jest stumbled in and fell on mese face. gotto go, my manicurist jest showed up.
moby dorK,, out (not to be funcused with moby dick, he belong to beanie)
bbbb is bootiful bernie biker babe.
lara, best to you at de interview. dont foyget to bwing yer tits, dey will hailp if it a poyvert, i mean man. hehe.
i here for pau hana, am me late?
bernie, i foyget alreddy what made me snort and laff but yese posts and pics so funniest.
uh ohh, Big mista jest told me mese flagged. what? i tink he wants to escourt me outta here..gotta fly winky wink wink!!
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Have fun wid da Mr. Biggest, Dorkster...but sheesh kin youse hold dat noise down? I mean mese knows you iz habbing a wild time (*wink*), but some of us are twying to sleep....even if it is on de floor...... Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Nitey-nite, turn out de lite!
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Oh Bernie, is that what happens after we dwink all dose buckets a dog beers? Speaking of dog beers, and how much our Junie liked her buckets of MLs, it is coming up on one year. Her online guest book will be gone soon, and I just revisited it and didn't realize how many loungettes from the HTL had written something there. So touching, reading how she touched us all, esp those that had not met her in person. What a gal. She surely is missed.
Juliet, Hope our CyndieLouWho has some coffee before seeing that picture...Boom Chica Wow Wow!
Dorkie, Hope you got some sleep last night so youse kin face MonKey Dey and the hectic last 2 days of the month. Hope all goes well!
Good luck today OLara!
And good luck Twosdey, Cyn *wink, wink*!
NM, Lori, Alli, Beansie,SusieQ,Chrissy,Jaybird, and all de udder loungettes....have a great MonKey Dey!!!! I couldn't sleep much, worried about my parents leaving today, and HOPING they don't leave something important behind. At least I brought my mom's meds with me! Thinking of you all, and also thinking maybe we shud have a BIG blowout partay in memory of Junie, on Aug 1st....that would be HumpDey. Whattdya think????
HUGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
Kath-Katwinkadwinka-Raquelle Leather Rock
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morning loungettes,
katwinka, I say yes for an 8/1 partay! sorry you did not sleep well. darn. what time is your parents flight out? And when are they due in? I will pray that all goes smooth. I got that email too about Junie's guest book. Can't believe it has been a year.
orla, good luck today. keep those tits up and your chin up too and you will do great. I tink it will help you tramendisly to get back to de real world and resume life as a functioning worker bee. it did help me aldo I'd rather stay home and drink all dey.
Juliet, is that a pic of you? Wowsa wowsa, you hot stuff. I tink Cyn will likey like. wink wink wink
have a great monkeydey girls, will try to stop in at some point and say hello. I has to work til 7 pee em so will try to bisit when tings quiet down at werk. todey is hell day as we affectionately call it in de mortgage bidness. Happy hell dey Dork. Pray that i do not get my tire iron outta mese trunk and whack somebuddy over de head.
Cheers!
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Ohhhh nooooo AdorKable...think of your pseudonym....youse is tooo adorkable to be gettin dat tire iron out! Hope hell day does not live up to its name, and things go smoothly for ya todey and tamarra. My parents flt leaves HI at 4pm so 9pm my time, and they arrive just after 9 ayem tamarra. Thanks!
Oops, mese habs been calling ya OLara, Orla.....and really, it is easier to type orla, so I will twy to bemember dat.
Good MonKey Dey! Hey, Lori and NM, do youse habs some monkey dwinks for us toodey? Mese is berry, berry, thirstdey...... Hugs!
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Sue, I was doing work outside, not work work. I refuse to do that on my weekends, unless it is absolutely necessary. You funny about Alli's tan.....ewwwwww.
Orange, wishing you the bestest luck today on your interview and stay away from Tanya and her ring, can't be going with a deflated foob.
Oh Ya Julie, dat be Magic Mike!!!!!
Oh Cyn, dat some yummy looking deserts, thanka ewe. Wow, your son wants to shop at Goodwill, luck you!!!
LOL @ Wawa for having a whole mouthful of sweet teeth. But that's cuz you so sweetliest. You mentioned taking a bottle of wine with "US" , back to your moms. Was DH helping you? Ooops, I see that was a no. I hope you were careful where you laid that pretty lil head of yours, under dat stool. Pwoud Mary sayed there was yucky stuff under dere.
Kathy, I knew Junies 1 year was coming up, but just didn't want to think about it. I do not know the exact day, but that is just something I do mentally. I don't like to remember the day a person dies. But a party in her honor would be great. Junie will never be forgotten, I sure miss her. Could you repost the link for her online guest book, I would like to visit it again. I did not get an email. I wonder if her DH has. Speaking of, have you heard anything from him or her daughter? I never did. Safe travels for your folks, I'm actually glad they don't have to make that long trip back and forth any more, good grief, how did they do it, and at their age. God bless them!
DorK, I hope you don't have to get that tire iron out today. We could just send Tanya wif her bat.
Yes Katrinka, I habs a dwink foy us. Mema should like it too, has brandy in it. I had to check first, to see if NM was here, I no see her. NM, I hope you come by dis morning and dat you had a nice weekend. Let's see, 2 more to go?
For Dorky.....I found Passport to Hell Cocktail
- 1/2 shot whisky
- 1/2 shot brandy
- 1/2 shot triple sec
- 1/2 shot stroh rum (80% alcohol)
Poor the ingredients so that the stroh remains the last, then light it up. take a teaspoon of brown sugar and hold it above the flame until it starts melting. when beginning to melt repeatedly introduce and take out the spoon from the glass for generating a huge flame. after the sugar melts take a straw and down the hatch with it
Not recommended for those with week hearts or for those who are afraid of fire.
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Morning girls! Dorothy, hope it's not too Hellish for you today, K?
Katrinka Dink, I agree with you and Dorothy, we need to have a blow out Wednesday for Junie. Let's do it. And I would like to see the guest book, how do I find it? Also, wishing your parents safe travels.
NM and Lori, wese spoiled around here. Can we have a spashall DOTD? I'm fersty too. Me an WaWa is axing bewwy nicely. From de bottom of wese farts. K?
Orla, hope the interview goes well, let us know!
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Lori and Alli, Here is the link http://www.legacy.com/guestbook/kansascity/guestbook.aspx?n=gloria-parks&pid=152867322&eid=lc_gbexpire&eid=lc_gbexpire . Be sure to read all 20 entries, so many from the loungettes!
Lori, I do remember dates that I lost loved ones. But I love it when the day comes that although I think about that date, on that day I end up forgetting about it. Like my DH passed on July 15, 20 yrs ago. Of course, I thought about it a lot beforehand, and then after. Then I had to think hard as to why I didn't think of it on that date....well that was the big luau/hula event we went to, so was kept occupied. I also tell my girls that if they don't think of their dad on that day, that is a GOOD thing, as he wouldn't want them to remember that, but rather to remember the good times and happy memories. But since this is the first yr since we lost Junie, I thought it might be nice to honor her memory. In the future, it prolly would be good to remember her birthday instead. Hey, thats a potent DOTD, thanks muchliest! I think most of us can use a starter like that, on dis MonKey Dey. My parents will still be making that long trip from Bama to HI, when they want to visit their friends, and their beach condo. I guess that will depend on how my mom does. I know my dad does not want to think they will not be going back. THANKS for all your concern! Also, thanks to Dorkie and Alli, for their concern too.
OK.....I see the Tenders have fixed a bar full of "Passport to Hell" dwinks for us....but hoping it transports us, in mind at least, to a nicer place...LOL. Thanks again for de dwinks, "innocent one". See how the most innocent of us all (*wink, wink*) gives us de dwink from hell!! Ya know I am jest kiddin wid ya!
Glug, glug, glug....*hic*
Katiedwinkie
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Good morning, Loungettes! Had a rather quiet weekend, for a change. Seems we aren't accepting new referrals for a week or 2 while the new computer software is getting up and running on everyone's computer. I managed to use that to my advantage--working a little this week and getting most of Sunday off to drive to Boston. FYI--I will not be on the boards the beginning of next week as I don't have a laptop to take with me. One of the benes of the new job is a 15% discount on Dell products, so I may have to look into getting a laptop sometime soon.
Wahine--as of this am it looks likes the avatars are lining up correctly with the posters, but I've only looked at a few so far! I am so glad your folks have you to help them get everything accomplished for their move. So much to do and remember.
Beautiful Biker Babe Bernie--ah--thanks for the translation. I love hearing and learning new terminology! Sounds like Mr. Sod is a very versatile and useful old goat! Is tipping not done in Brittain? I'm sitting here thinking of all those servers who are making less than minimum wage and not getting any tips, but maybe servers are paid more there? Funny how things are done differently!Mema--I do like the people I work with, and while I'm still a member of the staff I will do all I can to ensure patient's get good care. It won't hurt me to work a little extra. I did greatly enjoy taking all the work appointments off my calendar this morning, though!
Goldie--Where did you find that sweat shirt? I want one!
ORLA--so is ex BF completely xxxx'd out of your life now? Sounds like you don't need him. Scary movies are fun, I like them too. I have seen Cujo, but I've read the book, one of the better ones. Have you seen the Paranormal Activity movies? I saw the first on in the theater and was rather disappointed. I rented the others for a $1, and not sure they were worth that much. What did you think of them? Another advantage to those foobs of yours is that you will never drown, no matter how dwunkliest you are when you fall in the pool!
Mrs. Vino--Don't worry about your mind or your wits, we've got catchers on all the lounge doors so you can pick them up on your way out, if you ever have to leave, that is!
DorKable--do you ride in that thing or eat it????? It looks like an M&M with wheels!
Oh, rats, I missed a GREAT Sunday buffett! Mese NOT HAPPY bout that!
ORLA--I won't wish you good luck with the interview because I know you don't need luck! You will SHINE!!!!
Let me see, a request for a Monkey drink, a request for a spashall drink.
Princess Glitter Sizzles DOTD #1 is the Drunk Monkey
1 oz Triple Sec
1 oz Banana Liqueur
1 oz Melon Liqueur
1 1/2 oz Cranberry Juice
1 1/2 oz Pineapple JuiceDirections
Pour the triple sec, banana liqueur and melon liqueur into a highball glass filled with ice cubes. Fill with equal parts of cranberry and pineapple juice. Stir well, and serve.
Princess Glitter Sizzles DOTD #2 is the "For Junie"
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Ohhhh I love your addition of the ML'S, for Junie, NM!!! I couldn't see all of your pics, but might be becuz I am on my teeny netbook! When you look for a laptop with your discount, don't forget Amazon, TigerDirect, etc. I got the best deal on Amazon, better than a discount would have been, although its a desktop. TigerDirect has a good deal on laptops today!
OMG we have the Passport to Hell dwinks, the Drunk MonKey dwinks, and the Miller LItes! What to choose, what to choose.....oh heck jest hab dem all. Set us up, boys!
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Youse Goils had a goot time last nite in the htl....cwacking me up!!!
Alli - I'm with u bout Halloween my fav...but no like scary movies anymore. my DD is same way bout creepies under da bed...hahaha...she no like n e kinda bug...LOL. And Dorie from Nemo....LMAO...I lub dat moobie...where's moby dick ...now ROTF!!
Orla....u too funny...Good Luck today...and I hope you stay away from pointed objects during your interview so youse don't have a blowout..teehee!
Katwinka - glad you spacing your time cleaning. Dat sarong berry pretty for a very pretty lady..yep. So spaishall of you to be thinking of JUNIE and I'm all for a big blow out ParTay on Aug 1. Count me in fo sho!! Prayers for no glitches as your parents travel back to bama...muah!
Dorka - tanks fer splainin 4B...I knew there was sumpin else...bootiful...yep dat it! Dat you too ya kno!! End of month and lots a woik for you...try not to get overwhelmed...K?...Muah!!
4B - LOL....all dem dawgs n dawg beers n chit. Dat b me sumtimes too...LOL
VaVaVOOM! Cyn wud ya look at dat eye candy. Juliet gonna find u a mate yet!
Lori - dat dwinkie looks/sounds gr8...right up my alley...yummy!
NM - cool...15% on Dell...definitely look into that. LOL on the eye candy posts. Hope you have a very relaxing day today. You deserve it!!
O tay den goils...off to start my day. Hope everyone has a wonderful one too!!! LUBZ N HUGZ!!!!!!!
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Tipping in the UK and Ireland is very limited and often (as it should be) an indication of the quality of service received.
For Cab drivers, simply round up the fare to the nearest pound.
In pubs, say "and one for yourself" to a barman that you think deserves a tip. He will either join you for a drink or will put the money aside for later, taking it either as cash or a drink during quiet periods.
In resturants, watch out for the 'Service charge'. If there is one on the bill, don't tip. If there isn't one on the bill, round up the bill and leave the change (ideally) in cash on the table.
You may want to tip porters don't know what the tip would be - but it wouldn't be a lot.
If you go on a tour coach, then a 'hat' may be passed around - just add some loose change to it. If a hat hasn't been passed around, you may want to give the guide a pound or so, but again it depends on how good they have been - if you haven't recieved good service, don't tip.
You do tip hairdressers and beauticians.
Never tip in a B&B.
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Happy Monkey day
You goils crack me uppppppp
I wanted to go for a swim but had to get ready for interview
I had my foobs helped alot cause tink they want me
Dork me to I d rather stay home a dwink all day to but the world a work is better gotta make money
Cyn , Vino u can use my big foob as a raft lol
Good pic Bernie thats us after drinking dog drunk hungover
I will think about this position cause my job know I travel but not stressful and work out pf my house this job a lot of work ill have to dwink under my desk
We will c
Love ya,
Lara Orange orla lala
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I swear that Gremlin........
Hello my Lovley lounge ladies..my LLL's.
Thank you for thinking of me this morning Julie...nothing better than some good eye candy to begin the day...Ive been taking advantage of this time off from work by sleeping till 1pm or so....why not right?
I had so much on my lost post and I cant remember it now ..poo!!
Good luck today Orla!!
Glad your weekend was calm NM...and have fun in Boston..where are you staying? I hope they put you up somewhere nice. Maybe you will have down time and can use the business center to post??
Dorkie..!!!! Im wining...I called my Dr for a refill on my Vicodin..and guess what????!!!??? he said he wanted me to try Advil and/or Ibuprofin....bastard! Whats a drunken druggie to do at a time like this??
I know I came in for Pau Hana last night....so much happend since and I thought I was there pretty late..you party animals!!
Ok..so whats all this about eye lashes????
BBBB love the passed out pooches!!! Dang I want a little furbaby!!!
Well, Im off to the races....I'll check back with you all later.
Love yas
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Goldie that's some drink
Nm I love all scary ones paranormal not so much the old ones are the best.
cking in
Nm u sure about the insurance I dont want to leave this job and get screwed with pre exisiting
Dork a murder next door omg what happened u need to move
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No ones in the lounge all u goils in de pool or working not me
having a savignon Blanc its a good day but a pain day
splash any one partyyyyyyy
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The number of bars in Boston that make serious cocktails is increasing despite the Great Recession (right, Lord Hobo and Trina’s Starlight Lounge?), which makes our livers quiver with excitement. But the truth remains that the vast majority of bars out there aren’t up on this classical mixology thing. That’s the case even for some of the establishments we love, as well as for places whose enticing cocktail menus belie their lack of bartending talent. Take Aquitaine in the South End. Nice-looking brasserie with an intimate little bar at the entrance. I was thrilled to see they had the Scofflaw — the Chartreuse version! — on their menu, so I ordered one. The bartender free-poured it (not something you want to do with a drink containing green Chartreuse), added a mere dash of lemon juice (one of the drink’s primary ingredients), and proceeded to … stir the mixture. Oh my. When you find yourself craving a cocktail in a mixologically challenged establishment, you need to have in the back of your mind a safety drink or two. You know, a simple mixture that even the most minimally stocked bar or dimmest bartender can make (or be instructed to make). This is an easy decision for a lot of people — hello, gin and tonic! Little chance for error there. But, inexplicably, I’ve never liked gin (or vodka) and tonic. Not even a little bit. So here’s what I order: Negroni. All bars have gin and sweet vermouth, and most have Campari, so this is an old reliable. Plus, ordering one immediately gives you an aura of mystery, because the Negroni is still considered exotic in most bars. I was once at Red Line in Harvard Square watching the cute, young things behind the stick crank out Oatmeal Cookie shots. I had to walk one of them through a Negroni, but she managed. I enjoyed my drink and bought another for the DJ. (MC Slim JB, I know you disagree with me on this one, but I have had surprisingly good luck getting a decent Negroni in all sorts of places.) Gimlet. I rediscovered these when I had to make one while studying for the BarSmarts class. A good London dry gin, a splash of Rose’s Lime, and a lime wedge — it’s a surpisingly kick-ass drink! And any flunkie can throw it together … on the rocks, anyway. Oh, and ordering one makes you feel like you’re in a Raymond Chandler novel. Lowball. I only like a splash of soda in my whiskey, so I order one of these instead of a highball. Before I could reliably find Maker’s Mark behind any bar, I’d order a “Jack Daniels on the rocks with a splash of soda and a twist.” Especially at hinterland weddings and those occasions when I find myself at a bar in Weirs Beach, NH, during Bike Week, this is my go-to drink. CC Manhattan. Yes, Canadian Club. Rocks (always safer than straight up). Twist or cherry depending on my mood or lack of will to specify. A pretty satisfying drink, and you can order it absolutely anywhere. I especially like asking for these in bars near touristy summer spots where everyone’s drinking Bahama Mamas. It’s kind of like wearing wingtips on the beach. I love to know what other people’s safety drinks are, so feel free to weigh in. Permalink | Filed under Cocktails, Gin, Vermouth, Whiskey | Tags: Gimlet, lowball, Manhattan, Negroni, safety drinks
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Good afternoon, Loungettes! Very warm here, but I keep finding little chores to do and have accomplished a surprising amount today! Getting tired now, though, going to head out to the swing chair and refill Sadie's pool. Somehow, during the course of a day or so, she can replace almost all the water with dirt. Absolutely baffling. Funny, though!
This isn't Sadie, but I have seen Sadie do this! Wahine--I'll remember to check out all those places when I'm ready to get a laptop, I like saving money!
Mema--I'm having a wonderful day so far, about to continue in leisure style!
BBBBernie--Thanks for the European tipping lesson! Rather different from here. Some restaurants add a service charge for larger groups, but often don't point that out, so they end up getting the 'service charge' and a tip!
ORLA--take your time and weight the pros and cons of the new job and current one. You'll make the right decision for you. Now lets go grab a pool floatie and a dwinky!!! Yes, I am sure, but you should be able to talk to someone in the benefits dept or HR dept of the new job to find out for sure. You could also ask the same people at your current job, but if you want to keep private that you interviewed that wouldn't be a good idea. The older movies are better, more anticipation and less blood guts and gore.
CynCyn--I don't know the exact location of the orientation yet, I expect to get that in the next few days. I know they have a shuttle that I can take into Boston proper. I hadn't thought about the business center, I'll definitely check that out. Gonna go into withdrawal if I stay off the boards too long!
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OMG where did u get that picture of me in the chair float in the pool??????
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Nm Im in the pool splash
well Im being private I dont want to alert any one....But I should b fine
Grab my foob u can float
Im making the cock tails now
u want one okkk heres one
see I did so good on the interview cause I stuck my foob in his hand and thats how I handshaked him he liked it lol
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