MIDDLE-AGED WOMEN 40-60ish
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here I am in the pool!! I mean if we have a labyrinth we gotta have a pool! Instead of mojitos I'll have a coke float please. If I fall asleep someone roll me over.0 -
You are right, of course, why not? We had a pool party last summer and I forget who won the cannonball contest.
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ok ok I'll let my dog come too, but don't complain when she splashes you guys.
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note the emphasis on the important part.
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do we need some music?
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GREAT BBQ QUOTES THROUGHOUT HISTORY
Let it not be said that man is not without a true dedication to the art of grilling over an open flame. Throughout history, men, and women, have uttered truly memorable words on the sublime joy of charring large hunks of dead animal.
Herein is a sampling of these august words. I'm sure you will recognise some of them.
"It's no sin to get sauce on your chin." - Bishop Tutu
"It is better to have burnt and lost, then never to have barbecued at all" - William Shakespeare
"It is a far, far better barbecue that I have now, than I have ever had before" - Charles Dickens, A Tale of Two Cities
"Intelligence is something we are born with. BBQ’ing is a skill that must be learned" - Edward de Bono
"It is not enough to have a good BBQ, the main thing is to use it well" - Rene Descartes
"I grill with gas, gas, gas." - Rolling Stones, Jumpin' Jack Flash
"BBQ’ing is one percent inspiration, and ninety-nine percent perspiration" - Thomas Edison
"It's no disgrace to get sauce on your face." - anon.
"While a curtsey is lovely, I'd prefer more potato salad; and be quick about it" - Queen Elizabeth, as said to Princess Diana
"The creation of a thousand BBQ’s is in one gas bottle" - Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Ich bin ein Barbequer" - J F Kennedy
"A rib, a rib! My kingdom for a rib." - William Shakespeare, Richard III
"Always wear something sensible when cooking at the barbecue" - Lady Godiva
"A sharp blade is a must for dicing and slicing" - Boadicea
"I always think that the right background music is an essential part of a good barbecue" - Nero
"Spare rib anyone?" - Adam
"I would much prefer Bacon not to be on the menu" - William Shakespeare
"Ow! I burned me bleedin' arse off." Lady Godiva, not heeding her own advice
"It doesn't hurt if you get sauce on your shirt." - Heloise
"To BBQ or not to BBQ, that is the question" - William Shakespeare, Hamlet
"Meat products should always be thoroughly cooked. You can have any colour providing it's not black" - Henry Ford
"Give a man a bbq feed him for a day. Teach a man to bbq and feed him for the summer" - Jesus
"You've got coleslaw on your chin, Ronnie" - Margaret Thatcher, at state dinner, as said to Reagan
"Strong the sauce in this one truly is" - Yoda
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Did some ask for French Fries?
For more entertainment we can have fry stacking contests and trophies.
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No BBQ is complete without coleslaw. Eli - next BBQ you can partake.
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How about mashed taters? Sorry Reggie my pet turtle took a few bites. Y'all don't mind, do you?
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That turtle! He walked away with my burger ten minutes ago. He's cute, but what a little manace!
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I don't know if I'm very good at stacking fries, but I'll definitely sign up for the watermeon eating contest. Oh, no! That turtle is at it again AND he's cheating by starting ahead of time. Naughty!
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Nice variety, everything looks so yummy, surf and turf...
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Your turtle is soooo cute, no turtle soup tonight...
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Right on, Loral! But when the turtle sees the "surf" items, he's going to make himself scarce.
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See Ya!!!!!!!
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We'll be serving the BBQ all day long, but if you are ready for dessert, I made some of these marshmallow treats. YES! They are Cheetos treats! Like I would forget to bring one of the key snack items of all time... Oh, and just wipe your hands on the retriever. Her coat hides the Cheetos dust very well.
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Of course if some of you haven't had your nails done already, you might just want to wet your nails and dig into the big bowl of regular Cheetos and you'll come out with this stunning look.
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Cheeto manicure, why of course!
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How about a piece of fresh baked Blueberry Slab Pie, courtesy of Martha.0 -
Elimar I will say Finger Lick-in Good!!!!!
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Nothing like sharing good food with friends
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Awwwwwwwwwww too cute for words....
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Ooh, what a PARTAY!!!!! Sadie (my yellow lab) has already hit the pool. I'm loving the mojito in the red solo cup. And here's my fruit salad contribution:
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For those that prefer burgers over dawgs.
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I think we are going to need more straws.
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Wow - drinks from a fishbowl. Is that where "drinking like a fish" came from?
Oh waiter, we need more straws.
OK, who's misbehaving?
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Straws? Will these do?
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Hope you all are up for a balloon ride. Loral lined up a fewof them for us. Don't forget the pre-flight champagne toast.
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Where's Meece, after she was so ready to get the party started yesterday? Where's Eph? I saved some BBQ scraps for Ruby. Hope they can make it by for the Barn Dance Disco.
I'm going to put up a few more strands of lights while everyone is floating around in the balloons. Hope your dream date dance partners are on their way. My dream date has been partying all day already, but once you start him up, he'll never stop.
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Meece and Eph being West Coasters (sounds like a roller derby team) may still be working their way home yet. Bet we hear from them yet. Not my bedtime. Still here for fun. Never been on a balloon ride. Thanks Loral.
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note the emphasis on the important part.
Nice variety, everything looks so yummy, surf and turf...
See Ya!!!!!!!
