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I saw this and thought of you, Sas. I hope
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Loverly, Why banned? Disowned yes, but never banned.
20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors"
7. Finish All Your Sentences With "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don't Use Any Punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Hard.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling
"Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......
20. Copy this and Send an E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile..
It's Called Therapy... NOThttp://www.nativeamericanjobs.com/20waystomaintainahealthylevelofInsanity.htm
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Dutchy what a fabulous idea. The top plate is Anchor Hocking Miss America. I don't recognize the others. What a treat. Thank you
Everyone Jwoo is at her concert of the Stones. If you can post stuff about the Stones it. could be fun for her when she comes home
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June 6th 2015
Satisfaction 1965- earliest known tape
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEjkftp7J7I
Satisfaction May 2015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZxy1c3Oeac
Three hours of the Stones greatest hits
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Thank goodness the Stones will be at Jerry Jones' house AT&T stadium. Outside event in downtown Ft. Worth has medics called out related to heat problems, already reported before noon here. AT&T stadium has air conditioning.
From the Ft Worth Star Telegram Archives. The Rolling Stones arrive by armored car for their 1965 concert at Will Rogers Coliseum (side note by me now used for mostly rodeo stuff, you can see the rodeo chutes behind them)
http://www.star-telegram.com/entertainment/arts-cu...
The text about this is hilarious esp. about #1 concert.
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Susan - This owl has flown in for one of the biggest YAYs I've ever heard. What fantastic news. Hope you enjoy a great Saturday. Love you bunches.
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Ladies! I hardly ever post cause you guys entertain me so much I have nothing left to say. But.....when it comes to strange loving places....mine was an airport tower at midnight with an air controller! Yep, that's right. He was bringing in an UPS plane and there was my stupid but naked young butt on that control panel. Thank goodness nothing bad happened! Well, something bad did happen but nothing bad to a plane!0 -
Mema, wow, lol that' sway out there wild. Thanks for sharing, I suppose that's not a story the kids know about
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No, we don't & didn't tell the kids nothin'...... I remember driving somewhere with my 2 little girls in the back-seat.... And Sheri was getting a "little" information in about 2nd grade about where babies come from..... Okay, she had THAT figured out, but then came to the conclusion that the only time you want sex, is when you want to make another one.... And since we only had 2, she thought that was it! That there was no need for any more of that sex stuff.... ever!
I said, "Oh no honey.... it's just a part of being married, like cleaning house, doing dishes or making gravy.... It's just a part of being married." I think at THAT young age, it just sounds so disgusting..... Haaaaaaaaaah!
But I also think that some of us grow up with a warped sense of self.... that sex is dirty, and that's the only things boys WANT.... Which is probably true, but when WE finally got married, you had better really LOVE that guy, or he ain't gettin' nowhere.... Maybe it was the way we grew up, and the things we saw, or that happened to us.... but having a loving relationship, where BOTH people are committed, is really a gift from God..... Or from SOMEone.... Or we lose our inhibitions, which took me 7 years to figure out....
I wasn't BACK-wards, just in my thinking....
And then I think some people have this notion of "So many men, so little time"...... I mean I heard of that somewhere...... Maybe some of these celebrities.... Aren't they a walking wreck? I mean a poor excuse of a respectable woman..... Mema!!! You BAD girl! An airport TOWER? At MID-night? HaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahHHHHHHHHAAh! Did he have black-socks on.... Tell me NO! Sass has this "thing" for black socks.... That is sort of related to the Mile-Hi club, right? You were practicing?
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we moved, cleaning, both places.
Miss you all, leave in the morning for the cruise. I will catch up with the chitchat soon.
Got shingles for my 60th b-day. Also a chunk of skin cancer cut out of my arm.....life.....
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ok, I just read Chevys last post, now I am intrigued.
Bad girls, what YA going do?
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HiHo..... OMD!!! Shingles? Where were they? ANYwhere is just bad... Can you go on your cruise with your Shingles? Did you have a shot? I heard you can still get them, only not as bad....
See, Sass started this, with all her talk about her..... ummmmmmmmm somewhat clothed roomie.... Only he had black socks, and they acted like kids, so ya just gotta read from the beginning.... For once, EYE didn't start it..... Ha!
Have a wonderful cruise? and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
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holeinone, have a great time on your cruise. Hope the shingles leave you quickly, no fun. Sorry about the skin cancer too.....I think you need this vacation. Have a blast.
Thanks for all your happy dances. I will actually be dancing at a wedding tonight 😉
You guys are great
Go Hawks
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Sorry Susan.
GO BOLTS, hometown team.
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HI1----ditto what Susan said. Ouch.
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American Pharoah won the Belmont Stakes today, also the triple crown. That horse is one bad ars.
If I remember correctly, now he gets to retire and go make baby pharoahs.......
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JAZZYYYYYYYYYYYYY. I WAITED ALL DAY. TAUGHT dbf ABOUT THE HISTORY OF THE TRIPLE CROWN AND BABY MAKING.. THEN FORGOT...CHIT. Baffert must be beside himself. The jockey too(? forget his name).Cool, 37 years since the last Triple Crown winner. DBF after hearing the history and all the money involved and the retiring and baby making said " All that for winning three races". He's obviously never paid attention to racing. He's not into any sports, especially, not football---thank dog.0 -
WHAT A HORSE!!!! He had the lead from the gate. Sooo neat. I'm not into any sport, do like to watch the horses, never bet.
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Sas
Victor Espinoza.
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Ha, I watched it all over again. I loved how he broke away and left them all in the dust. So fast. Victor Espinosa was the jockey.
I used to ride a lot as a young person, mostly quarter horses but the owners had some race horses too. I always have had an interest in horses.
Look at the muscles in this horse's hind flanks. So strong.
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Chit if I remember the color of his socks! But it wouldn't have made me bit of difference. Wasn't looking there! I can tell you it wasn't a little airport which should scare the poop outa ya!
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Mema LOL, you're dieing to tell us, but you can't cuz that would cause a stir. But you could tell us the year maybe. Unless it's to recent. Then don't. Was he a James Bond type. The joke about the black socks. DBF is as skinny as Mick Jaggar--but DBF is handsome. When he strips his clothes in the garage and walks in with his black socks on---well...not James Bond. DBF is oblivious to that mentality. But he does get the job done.
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Jazzy we see muscle. If the were looking at our flanks they'd call it cellulite
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I wish I could tell you but you're right...can you imagine the trouble? But it was in the70's....such a free time. You know, I never minded socks because it reminded me to get a pedi when my feet got stuck on them!
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Chevy, this is for you!!!!!
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Hey did the jockey that needed to win the triple crown win? Was he the jockey for the winning horse? Geez I hope so. Great story about his rise from a kid in a poor Mexican family of 12 kids to one of the winningest (a word?) jockey ever. It was on the evening news.
I am jealous JWoo gets to see the stones. This thread has been very amusing lately got to say! Hinone- geat about the move, icky about the shingles and enjoy your cruise! Take care have a great weekend.
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Rose- yes, that is correct. All kinds of winners in that story today.
Sassy- I worry about myself when I start admiring a horses muscular ars. LOL!
Goodnight friends!
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Yay what a beautiful horse. ...
Ok tower, but u never forgot it
Chevy u r such a trouble maker
Me normal not so much...
Jazzy how is the weekend so far, any news
U guys havevbeen stuck in the house too long..
Lover, no banned, it took me a few to figure it out, lol
Hole, omg hate those shingles shit...n the cancer thing...wth
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Yeah, but THEY all start it! Ha! Sass just KNOWS what to say, and I of course have to pick up on it... And then the REST of these not-so-innocent girls just take it from there....
So now we all got a good description of ol' Black Socks.... Take a picture Sass! He's got you around his little finger.... ! We'll get this place shut down in a hurry...
GOOD one Spookers! Hah!
Rosie, our Janie is meeting her Sister and GS in San Francisco in September to see AC/DC! I helped Sheri get the tickets on-line.... And THAT was a fiasco! Have you guys ever tried to do that? SHE in Orlando, on her way to show a home, on the phone with ME, telling me what to do, and what, when and all that crap, and she was at one time running down the street with "Open House" signs, and I was WAITING "in line" for 1/2 hour, trying not to start over! And then put in her credit-card, password, blah,blah..... WAIT, and finally I see "Congratulations Sheri, you are going to AC/DC!
THAT JUST MADE MY DAY..... She screamed! We couldn't believe we DID it! To them, I ROCKED! ME, a Grandma, knew enough to decipher all this internet stuff to be in the right spot, and do the deed! Kind of like Sassy!
I'm going to build-in curtains to put around her posts!
Morning miss Blessings.... I think of you all the time.... Our lives are all connected by little things, and it's just nice to hear about other people having to deal with "stuff"...... Love you guys!
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From the Ft Worth Star Telegram Archives. The Rolling Stones arrive by armored car for their 1965 concert at Will Rogers Coliseum (side note by me now used for mostly rodeo stuff, you can see the rodeo chutes behind them)
Susan - This owl has flown in for one of the biggest YAYs I've ever heard. What fantastic news. Hope you enjoy a great Saturday. Love you bunches.
