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Dark sense of humor?

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  • illimae
    illimae Posts: 5,785

    Kersdan, I love the grim reaper idea, lol

  • minustwo
    minustwo Posts: 13,609

    Kersden - Thanks for the chuckles.

  • helenlouise
    helenlouise Posts: 363

    Smiling too :

  • miriandra
    miriandra Posts: 2,320

    Lovin' it, Kersden!

  • miriandra
    miriandra Posts: 2,320

    I was with some friends, and we were trying to get to a reservation on time. One lady said, "Cool your tits!" I replied, "I only have one."

    xD

  • when I was making a followup appointment at the dentist ... I told the receptionist we “needed to do this sooner rather than later because I needed to be a good looking corpse.” Utter shock first appeared on her face and that of her coworker. LOL

  • bcincolorado
    bcincolorado Posts: 4,774

    Too funny!!!


  • miriandra
    miriandra Posts: 2,320

    Me: So what would "motorboating" be called if you only have one breast?

    DH: What, you mean "jet skiing"? I don't know.

    Me: No, like - motorboating is "brbrbrbrbrbrbrb".

    DH: "Speed bagging"? Fa-dum fa-dum fa-dum.

    Me: That works.

  • illimae
    illimae Posts: 5,785

    Ha, that’s funny.


  • minustwo
    minustwo Posts: 13,609

    Thanks for reviving this thread!!!!!!!!

  • bcincolorado
    bcincolorado Posts: 4,774
  • minustwo
    minustwo Posts: 13,609

    And thanks again for the revival of this thread!!!!!!

    Sorry I don't have anything to add but I love the dark humor.

  • miriandra
    miriandra Posts: 2,320

    For the unicorns among us

    Suits.jpg
  • minustwo
    minustwo Posts: 13,609

    Oh that is just PERFECT!!!! Thanks

  • illimae
    illimae Posts: 5,785

    Wore this for MBC day yesterday, lol

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  • Love this thread. Thank you for much needed laughs!

    There are two kinds of cancer patients, those that are depressed and liars!