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  • illimae
    illimae Member Posts: 5,652
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    Kersdan, I love the grim reaper idea, lol

  • minustwo
    minustwo Member Posts: 13,196
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    Kersden - Thanks for the chuckles.

  • helenlouise
    helenlouise Member Posts: 363
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    Smiling too :

  • miriandra
    miriandra Member Posts: 2,123
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    Lovin' it, Kersden!

  • miriandra
    miriandra Member Posts: 2,123
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    I was with some friends, and we were trying to get to a reservation on time. One lady said, "Cool your tits!" I replied, "I only have one."

    xD

  • byhisgracetwice
    byhisgracetwice Member Posts: 218
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    when I was making a followup appointment at the dentist ... I told the receptionist we “needed to do this sooner rather than later because I needed to be a good looking corpse.” Utter shock first appeared on her face and that of her coworker. LOL

  • bcincolorado
    bcincolorado Member Posts: 4,711
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    Too funny!!!


  • miriandra
    miriandra Member Posts: 2,123
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    Me: So what would "motorboating" be called if you only have one breast?

    DH: What, you mean "jet skiing"? I don't know.

    Me: No, like - motorboating is "brbrbrbrbrbrbrb".

    DH: "Speed bagging"? Fa-dum fa-dum fa-dum.

    Me: That works.

  • illimae
    illimae Member Posts: 5,652
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    Ha, that’s funny.


  • minustwo
    minustwo Member Posts: 13,196
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    Thanks for reviving this thread!!!!!!!!