Dark sense of humor?

illimae

Kersdan, I love the grim reaper idea, lol

minustwo

Kersden - Thanks for the chuckles.

helenlouise

Smiling too :

miriandra

Lovin' it, Kersden!

miriandra

I was with some friends, and we were trying to get to a reservation on time. One lady said, "Cool your tits!" I replied, "I only have one."

xD

byhisgracetwice

when I was making a followup appointment at the dentist ... I told the receptionist we “needed to do this sooner rather than later because I needed to be a good looking corpse.” Utter shock first appeared on her face and that of her coworker. LOL

bcincolorado

Too funny!!!

miriandra

Me: So what would "motorboating" be called if you only have one breast?

DH: What, you mean "jet skiing"? I don't know.

Me: No, like - motorboating is "brbrbrbrbrbrbrb".

DH: "Speed bagging"? Fa-dum fa-dum fa-dum.

Me: That works.

illimae

Ha, that’s funny.

minustwo

Thanks for reviving this thread!!!!!!!!

bcincolorado

minustwo

And thanks again for the revival of this thread!!!!!!

Sorry I don't have anything to add but I love the dark humor.

miriandra

For the unicorns among us

minustwo

Oh that is just PERFECT!!!! Thanks

illimae

Wore this for MBC day yesterday, lol

casey714

Love this thread. Thank you for much needed laughs!

There are two kinds of cancer patients, those that are depressed and liars!