Lets conduct our own study on how we all got breast cancer

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  • PatMe
    PatMe Member Posts: 30
    edited June 2009

    I think it was boys I dated in High school grabbing (not always gently) at my boobs when we went parking. Guess I should of been a good Catholic school girl and not done that stuff. The nuns always said something bad would happen if you did. LOL guess they were right.

  • London-Virginia
    London-Virginia Member Posts: 109
    edited June 2009

    doo doo doo doooby doo, doo doo doo dooby dooo....           Fox and Scully

    Alien abduction..............................

  • Marple
    Marple Member Posts: 10,154
    edited June 2009

    Just wondering...........where is Patrice?  (gsg)

  • Makratz
    Makratz Member Posts: 1,605
    edited June 2009

    I think I got BC from using SunIn when I was a teenager.  It was supposed to turn my hair blonde, but it really made it orange.  I think it seeped into my scalp and caused breast cancer.

  • MBCR
    MBCR Member Posts: 51
    edited June 2009

    I ate those dots on paper too. I also had 4 kids & breast fed them all for 1-2 years. I thought breast feeding was suppose to decrease your chances for BC

  • BooBee
    BooBee Member Posts: 288
    edited June 2009
    London....wine in boxes...?  What's wrong with that?  Okay, maybe they were right.  That's precisely why I have breast cancer.  Now that I'm "curred" I'll have to stick with the bottles. Laughing
  • Rachel_BC
    Rachel_BC Member Posts: 679
    edited June 2009

    I too ate the dots on the paper... that must be it.

    And the Sun In... on my nearly black hair, did nothing... so I used tons of it... 

  • patoo
    patoo Member Posts: 5,243
    edited June 2009

    I ate the dots + paper too but I also think it might be the Easter egg coloring.  Who know what was in that dye!  Green eggs and ham - hmmmmmm. 

  • BooBee
    BooBee Member Posts: 288
    edited June 2009

    I GOT IT, I GOT IT!!!!!!   It's the tampon plastic applicators that sat in the back of the delivery truck for days on end during a heat wave that changed the molecular structure of the plastic that caused our cancer.   

  • patoo
    patoo Member Posts: 5,243
    edited June 2009

    Well maybe having a monthly period causes BC.  The men who get BC might just be the exceptions.

  • Makratz
    Makratz Member Posts: 1,605
    edited June 2009

    Patoo,

    You crack me up!!  I sure hope that laughing at your all posts doesn't cause breast cancer.

  • London-Virginia
    London-Virginia Member Posts: 109
    edited June 2009

    "British Scientific Sluts finally solve cancer mystery........"

    We get it if we do ironing.

    I bloody knew it!

  • London-Virginia
    London-Virginia Member Posts: 109
    edited June 2009

    Renee - it's the size of the boxes that's the problem in England.    Far TOO SMALL!

  • DebInTN
    DebInTN Member Posts: 9
    edited June 2009
    I'm pretty sure I got BC because of either sniffing the mimeograph paper OR from sitting in that classroom for 2 consecutive quarters in college taking, then re-taking World Civ Yell
  • pk0199
    pk0199 Member Posts: 49
    edited June 2009

    Sharon, you are right, where is Patrice, haven't seen her for awhile! Anyone!!

    Oh, I refuse to believe twinkies caused BC, no way, no how, hope not, oh crap maybe....

  • Marple
    Marple Member Posts: 10,154
    edited June 2009

    I never ate twinkies so it can't be that pk.  Yep, would love to hear from Patrice.

  • coonie
    coonie Member Posts: 2,582
    edited June 2009

    I think wearing bras caused my breast cancer. I always hated them, and now I know why!!! Took care of that problem though.......LOL

  • bettysgirl
    bettysgirl Member Posts: 645
    edited June 2009

    going on vacation for a week so i will try to come up with a lot of good ones..so here's my parting shot before leaving....it just HAD to be riding unrestrained in the very back of the station wagon OR sleeping in the back window!!

    Have fun and i will see ya in a week

  • Tamara1201
    Tamara1201 Member Posts: 30
    edited June 2009

    burnt marshmellows, I always liked burnt marshmellows, well and burnt toast, burnt lots of things actually. I can avoid the burnt marshmellows, as long as nobody ever tells me it's from chocolate. I still think the government put something in the air here, with all of the air force test they did, and whatever it was, could have gotten on my burnt marshmellows!!

  • London-Virginia
    London-Virginia Member Posts: 109
    edited June 2009

    Bettysgirl - have a lovely and thanks for all the great giggles!

  • patoo
    patoo Member Posts: 5,243
    edited June 2009

    Bettysgirl - have fun but remember too much vacation without me along might cause BC.

  • AnnP
    AnnP Member Posts: 1
    edited June 2009

    I knew it! it was the Barbies! I just found out I'm BRCA negative, so it mush have been the barbies, bonnie bell lip balm and gallons of loves baby soft.

    Actually I've been delivering my good news followed up by " I guess I only have my bad habits to blame now...!  It's friday evening and I'm going to have a cocktail. No more breasts, what do I have to fear? 

    Have a great weekend ladies!

    Ann.

  • Rachel_BC
    Rachel_BC Member Posts: 679
    edited June 2009

    I'm with Tamara on the burnt marshmellows

  • patoo
    patoo Member Posts: 5,243
    edited June 2009

    Yeah, Tamara might be right.  Or it could have been the burnt, shrivelled(sp) frank from the charcoal grill that sat on the table, lonely so I ate it so as not to waste food.

  • Merilee
    Merilee Member Posts: 734
    edited June 2009

    Ann, Your good news is awesome.

  • bethaib
    bethaib Member Posts: 1
    edited June 2009

    Let's see...it could have been the mud pies I made...and ATE..as a child that caused bc...It could have been the hairspray I used when I looked like Farah in the 70's...I actually belonged to a group of girls in the criminal justice field that called ourselves "Lombardo's (the Prof) Angels". Then again maybe it was the liver and onions I ate when I was younger-who would eat a liver anyway?  Doesn't it filter toxins in the body? lol  Nope wait a minute...I know what caused it, it was all the chemicals I used in this horrible apartment to kill the roaches, they left me alone and went dowstairs to my neighbors LOL 

  • patoo
    patoo Member Posts: 5,243
    edited June 2009

    They came from you!  Well my mom set off the bomb and they scurried across the hall to the other neighbors, who sent them down to the super, who sent them back up to you and the circle continued.  Boy, those roaches did look dizzy!  Funny though, the roach spray didn't do anything to them but gave us BC!

  • reen
    reen Member Posts: 45
    edited June 2009

    Popping pimples?  Maybe?

  • Tamara1201
    Tamara1201 Member Posts: 30
    edited June 2009

    I think you hit the nail  on the head patoo, it's all the food I ate, that I didn't really want,like brussel sprouts, because there were people starving in India, or somewhere. Funny thing is, now I like brussel sprouts, but that having to "clean your plate" led to a life time of eating more than I should. That's my story and I'm sticking to it lol  I do like the roach spray story though, that might have done it

    Bethaib, it couldn't have been liver and onions for me, because that was on the list of things I wouldn't eat, I told them to ship it to India, or somewhere. You know, I can't really remember where they said people were starving, but I know they were somewhere

  • Rachel_BC
    Rachel_BC Member Posts: 679
    edited June 2009

    bethalb- AQUANET 

    (patoo you really are a frikin riot!)