Lets conduct our own study on how we all got breast cancer

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  • dreamwriter
    dreamwriter Member Posts: 678
    edited June 2009

    Im a Girl Guide Leader - I ate a lot of smores with burned marshmellows.

  • bkc
    bkc Member Posts: 31
    edited June 2009

    I think it must have been because I didn't behave myself as a child.Mom always said " If you don't behave yourself you're gonna regret it!"

  • dreamwriter
    dreamwriter Member Posts: 678
    edited June 2009

    Boy am I regretting it.  But didnt the spankings negate the bad deed?  Maybe it was the spankings that caused the BC.  We were rather spunky kids - right?

  • Marple
    Marple Member Posts: 10,154
    edited June 2009
    Hey Dream, I got spanked.......you might be on to something here.  Along the same lines as bkc's Mom saying if you don't behave.  Well, obviously we didn't behave correctly. Wink
  • BooBee
    BooBee Member Posts: 288
    edited June 2009

    Count me in on the spankings. Eating cat food as a child probably did it for me.  If cats lived to be 45 they'd get BC too.

    I'm not getting it again due to the hot flashes that cause the flash floods I get from every sweet gland in my body that flushes out all past and present carcinogens.

  • patoo
    patoo Member Posts: 5,243
    edited June 2009

    Yeah, having girls gives you BC.  No, wait, I only have sons too.  

  • patoo
    patoo Member Posts: 5,243
    edited June 2009

    Nah, they're adopted so that theory blows right up!

  • Rachel_BC
    Rachel_BC Member Posts: 679
    edited June 2009

    ljh roflmao- your kids had burnt food every night... hahahahahah man i love this thread.

    renee- so that's why they keep saying this humidity and rain is coming from the West coast?  It's YOU? 

  • London-Virginia
    London-Virginia Member Posts: 109
    edited June 2009

    is it because I didn't pay my parking fines on time?

  • Marple
    Marple Member Posts: 10,154
    edited June 2009
    Nope.........I never got a parking fine.......but did get spanked and ADORED burnt marshmellows.......haven't had one in years but still love burnt toast. Undecided
  • Marple
    Marple Member Posts: 10,154
    edited June 2009

    ........and the mystery of where Patrice is continues.  Is anyone in touch with her?

  • Leah_S
    Leah_S Member Posts: 1,929
    edited June 2009

    Maybe it was the Charlie perfume. I mean, what kind of a name is that for perfume?

    Leah

  • patoo
    patoo Member Posts: 5,243
    edited June 2009

    Well, it's better than 'Opium' - really, isn't that stuff for snorting or something?  But then I guess better on your body than in it!  Either case I used it long enough (on my body, not in it!!!!) to give me BC.

  • fortunate1
    fortunate1 Member Posts: 467
    edited June 2009

    I stepped on cracks in the sidewalk, on purpose. I knew it wasn't going to hurt my mother's back. Oh no!!!, it hurt me instead.

  • Leah_S
    Leah_S Member Posts: 1,929
    edited June 2009

    Oh, yes, the perfume called Opium. My mother loved it, and I always got to say, "I'm getting my moithr Opium for Mother's Day".

    Not only using it but buying it also must have done it - we both got bc.

    Leah

  • Marple
    Marple Member Posts: 10,154
    edited June 2009

    Lj, I too did the mosquito fog thingy and the barefoot all summer thingy.............mmmmm.

  • reen
    reen Member Posts: 45
    edited June 2009

    Maybe masturbation caused it.  Hey, it causes blindness.  Wait, I'm not blind.  Nevermind then.

  • dreamwriter
    dreamwriter Member Posts: 678
    edited June 2009

    Blindess and hair on the palm are for men.  Women dont do that.Embarassed

  • Marple
    Marple Member Posts: 10,154
    edited June 2009

    reen........LMAO

  • Marple
    Marple Member Posts: 10,154
    edited June 2009
    Wasn't it such fun to play in the fog?  Gosh, what were we thinking?  Apparently not thinking at all I guess.Frown
  • Rose47
    Rose47 Member Posts: 33
    edited June 2009

    It's Pokey and Gumby's fault! I knew those toys were evil !! Wink

  • jezzy234
    jezzy234 Member Posts: 127
    edited June 2009

    LOL, reen. 

    I had a crush on a boy when I was in the middle school.  I never wrote "Mrs. So and So" on my notebook, but I do remember he "broke up" with me when we were in the swimming pool and in the background a Three Dog Night song was playing with the words "One is the lonliest number you'll ever knooooow"... Ah such poetic justice...(sob!)Cry

    I probably spent too many days drinking in and floating around chlorine filled pools , not to mention all the insecticide sprayed all over the farms by our houses. 

  • pk0199
    pk0199 Member Posts: 49
    edited June 2009

    Hey, sort of found Patrice, she logged in as recent as June 21st, so she is around. Maybe she will come back if we call her loud enough

    ((((((PATRICE))))))

    Getting back to the perfumes, I have said it before, "Love's Baby Soft" or is that just a Canadian thing?

  • warrior
    warrior Member Posts: 43
    edited June 2009

    Maybe my Jordache jeans were too tight for so many years??

  • Rose47
    Rose47 Member Posts: 33
    edited June 2009

    Ha!!  Warrior - tight Jordache jeans

    Yes ljh58 - That rubber material lasted forever! 

     I'm wondering now if it wasn't my tin lunchbox in grade school?? Tongue out 

  • Makratz
    Makratz Member Posts: 1,605
    edited June 2009

    Hanging glow sticks around my neck at night surely caused my BC.

  • lifegoeson
    lifegoeson Member Posts: 57
    edited June 2009

    I'm pretty sure it's all my ex-husband's fault.  He's quite toxic.  I was his second wife, and now I've heard that his first ex-wife (lol) was diagnosed with BC also.  All of you should go ahead and blame him. 

    If not that, it was probably the play dough I ate as a kid.  I remember trying the different colors to see if they tasted the same.

  • Makratz
    Makratz Member Posts: 1,605
    edited June 2009

    It's always the ex-husbands fault.

  • shelloz1
    shelloz1 Member Posts: 107
    edited June 2009

    On the serious side, I was taking hormone drugs from a young age (had a lot of problems), maybe that caused it?

  • patoo
    patoo Member Posts: 5,243
    edited June 2009

    Nope, it was the ex-husbands (all of them!)