Is anyone else an atheist with BC besides me?
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I really hope you return to your witty and entertaining selves as I love reading this thread. I come here for a smile. I don’t contribute because I cannot possibly keep up with the wisdom and knowledge.
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Elderberry, don’t forget that birds aren’t real either. I think some claiming birds are drone spy devices or something like that, geez.
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My mom thought ATM cards were the mark of the beast when they first arrived on the scene. They're looking for anything to validate the sky fairy.
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Archie McPhee has these on sale, for anyone interested.
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Slipping that atheist ornament on the family tree could be fun.
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Something about that punctuation mark on the ornament: Period. Full stop. End of sentence (and apparently discussion!)
Cracks me up.
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illimae: the bird drone thing is a new one one me. Now I am going to worry about the crow who comes to visit me every day. He/she sits on the railing and looks into the kitchen. If I don't come out quickly enough, the crow comes on to the window sill and taps on the glass. OMG -- I thought it just liked me for the treats I give it but - oh no ..no no no...it is spying on me.
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Elderberry, maybe the crow is warning you and offering protection. I finally like wild birds up close again. Many years ago, I was renting the third floor of my sister's house that she and her husband were rehabbing. The old windows hadn't been worked on yet. One night when I was sleeping, one of the windows on my floor fell out completely. I didn't hear it, but awoke to two birds tangled up in my hair and wildly flapping their wings. My screaming must have raised the entire neighborhood. 😳😱😵
Oh, here's a shirt I came across that some of you might like. No birds, just attitude.
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Illimae— I love my frenchies, although I also have guilt about them since they are so overbred. I got the obnoxious one as a puppy from a breeder when I needed a distraction to stop doom scrolling after the 2016 election. The other one came to us from a friend, so we sort of rescued her.
I think I need that atheist Christmas ornament!
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Hmm, I think I found my DH's X-mas gift this year. xD
Here's where the bird spycam meme came from. Even though it's a satirical site, the author stays "in character" during interviews.
Pigeons Aren't Real: The Truth About Government Surveillance Drones
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Ooh, the pigeons! That's the fastest I've ever bookmarked a page! There used to be a hilarious cartoon pigeon cam online, but I think it died with Flash.
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Alice: There are a few other crows attached to the one who knocks on the window. They are a family or part of a clan who hang around. Every year we get a fledgling with its parent coming to The House Of Good Eats. They don't say "caw caw" - it is more "maw maw" with the inside of their mouths still pink and feathers that are all a mess. Crows are so maligned.
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Alice, I love that t shirt! My son prints all kinds of fabrics at his work. Wonder if I can get him to print one.
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Elderberry, I rather like crows. They're clever. Yes to Corvid, no to Covid!
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Melbo, I agree and I am guilty of not preventing an accidental breeding between our English and our Frenchie. The result was 4 amazing little ones, who lived long (10-14 yrs), happy lives but in the future we will adopt local muts.
Here’s a message from God, lol
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Illimae, I love that!
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Alice: Your bird story takes the prize for today. I know it was not funny at the time but can you laugh about it now? It's priceless.
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Betrayal, given time, I can laugh about nearly ANYTHING, much to the dismay of my more sensitive loved ones.
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Alice, you have a gift for making others laugh as well. Thank you for sharing.
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Betrayal, Aw, thanks.
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It is August and still a neighbor displays the bumper sign "keep christ in christmas" I guess they know that if you take christ out of Christmas, you are left with 'mas' meaning more in Spanish. So getting rid of Christ leaves one with more and they must want less.
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I like the way you think, magiclight.
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Clear and explicit venn diagram
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Very clear and very frightening.
On a lighter note...
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Shouldn't that be a book of mormon, and they should be wearing name tags?
When the mormons wouldn't leave me alone a friend recommend I invite them in for a beer.
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I find it very refreshing to have conversations with my religious friends/family that are vaccinated and don't have crazy ideas about the origins of coronavirus. But then my mother starts talking about the end of the world coming....
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Blue22 My MIL use to cry about the end until it didn't happen. Now she just doesn't like what's going on in the world today. Well guess what? Most people don't. As long as there are people there will be sickness, wars and just plain old fighting. Seems like people are the problem on Earth. I kinda have to laugh about ppl going to space...like that's going to be any better? Anyone remember the Twilight Zone episode where these guys steal a ton of gold and then wake up 100 yrs later and find it's worthless? We don't need the devil... we are own worse enemy.
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I have to say, after years of dodging and hiding behind my couch when JWs or Mormons came to my door, there finally came a day when I threw it open, so glad to see them! It's when my son was a baby and I was home, alone, all the time. He was medically complicated and I couldn't take him anywhere and so I was stuck in my apartment for months and desperate for interaction with the outside world. So, when the JWs started making the rounds in my neighborhood, I decided to invite them in and have a chat. I love talking about religion and decided, what the heck?
When they came to my door, it was two women (there were two guys creepily waiting for them in a car with tinted windows), and I invited them in, and they shared their literature with me and promised to come back the following week, on Tuesday. I was so excited! Tuesday they no-showed, but Thursday one of the women showed up with a new woman with her. I had looked over their stuff and I had questions prepared, but perhaps some of my questions were too pointed? Or hard to answer? So they asked if one of the men could. come in. I said yes, but he really didn't like me asking why they had a pamphlet with a picture of apex predators near farm animals and small children, and how that relationship was supposed to work out. He also seemed not to appreciate that I wanted to hear what the women had to say. They left promising to come back, but never did. Ah, well!
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I think the End Timers must be beside themselves with joy. We've got wars, famine, floods, fires and pestilence. Can the Rapture be not too far away?
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