OMG They Found the Cure for Stupid

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  • duckyb1
    duckyb1 Member Posts: 9,646

    oh Slow...............I will send my "man crew" over right away...............

  • SlowDeepBreaths
    SlowDeepBreaths Member Posts: 6,702

    hahahahaha Ducky!! 

    My husband does a very good job of washing the car. I don't think he needs any help. Happy

  • FireKracker
    FireKracker Member Posts: 5,858

    today is the party on the stfu thread

    Bring ur good news there so we can celebrate

    Wake up...the party has been goin on since last nite....

  • SlowDeepBreaths
    SlowDeepBreaths Member Posts: 6,702

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  • gmafoley
    gmafoley Member Posts: 5,978

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  • glennie19
    glennie19 Member Posts: 4,833


    Love that Fox picture.  LOL!

  • Monis
    Monis Member Posts: 309

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  • FireKracker
    FireKracker Member Posts: 5,858

    can u tell me how to fart rainbows please?????

  • Monis
    Monis Member Posts: 309

    Kracker, you must partake in eating the magical unicorn poop cookies...

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  • FireKracker
    FireKracker Member Posts: 5,858

    hey Monis

    Is it GF?????

    If it is I'll eat it

    I'm being very good with the GF foods

    Still farting tho

  • SlowDeepBreaths
    SlowDeepBreaths Member Posts: 6,702

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  • glennie19
    glennie19 Member Posts: 4,833

    FK:

    my neighbor is on a strict GlutenFree diet. She says that some of the foods that are labeled GF can still give you symptoms. Apparently the tapioca starch or rice starch that they use to make cookies, etc can give the same symptoms. She recommends only eating, meat, chicken, fish and veggies for a while and see if that helps you.  Don't eat any of the substitute GF foods.  

    Just a thought from my neighbor with celiac disease.

     XO XO  glennie

  • duckyb1
    duckyb1 Member Posts: 9,646

    Ok....FK...........try that, and see if it helps..................and Sista......you do need help..........LMAO........oh sorry we were talking about GF weren't we..............guess I was thinking something else...............LOL

  • FireKracker
    FireKracker Member Posts: 5,858

    My GD just bought flour that's made of chick peas

    Now if that don't give me the farts what would????

    I did buy some cookie mixes that r GF but they r loaded with salt and of course sugar.

    I have been eating chicken,fish and bison..today I had an avacado with some chicken and boiled potatoe

    Grrrrrr

    No wonder I lost 10 lbs,,,,

    And yes ducky I NEED ALL THE HELP I CAN GET.....IN EVERY AREA EXCEPT MY TEMPER....

  • proudtospin
    proudtospin Member Posts: 4,671

    FK, do not know why you are loosing, I would still be gaining weight! the chickpea flour should be real healthy, I eat tons of beans and never get gassy so think it is just something to get used to!

    but glad to hear you are eating a variety!

  • FireKracker
    FireKracker Member Posts: 5,858

    PTS...how in the heck do u ever get used to farting????

    Yeah I'm tryin and I am feelin betta

    But the farts continue....

  • Alyson
    Alyson Member Posts: 3,737

    Gee wiss Ducky if I ate beans or half that stuff I would be in real trouble. I side from INS and certain foods really cause problems. 

    I am still in bed because I have has a really bad time over the last three weeks. RA and fibro decided to flare together. Now  been put on gabapentin  to see if that works. 

    Big hugs to all. 

  • FireKracker
    FireKracker Member Posts: 5,858

    awww Alyson I hate to hear ur sick

    I hope the new meds work like magic for u

    And both together...that's suks.

    I'm sayin a prayer for u right now

    Huggs FireKracker 

  • proudtospin
    proudtospin Member Posts: 4,671

    FK, your tummy or at least mine, just knows that the dang beans are and I do not fart! well maybe once in a while~~`having white beans in my salad for dinner so.....

    there is that Beano stuff to take but I have never tried it

  • FireKracker
    FireKracker Member Posts: 5,858

    I'm not takin any over the counter crap

    I'll just keep farting

    I think it's from all the junk I have eaten all my like and my body doesn't no any other way

    Does that make any sense?????

    I was in my GDs house the other day,bathroom actually and I said to her I smell something,she said like what and I said shit and she said no u farted...didn't even feel it comin out but it sure did smell.

    I'm takin these pills called triphala Gold to repair intestinal wall..can't be that cause it was way before I started takin it...

    Oh well....grrrrrrrrr

  • proudtospin
    proudtospin Member Posts: 4,671

    it is just gonna take some time for your tummy to get used to real food.  Patience!  it will work out

    and you are right, stay away from any OTC silly stuff, do think you will get used to it!

  • FireKracker
    FireKracker Member Posts: 5,858

    hey

    Guess what????

    I think I figured it out

    My breakfast bars r made of chick pea flour

    Chick peas r very very gassy

    My tummy betta get used to it cause tomorrow my GD baked me banana bread made with the same flour.....and we r goin out for the day....

    Some of this GF stuff is very heavy,feels like I ate a rock

  • duckyb1
    duckyb1 Member Posts: 9,646

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  • FireKracker
    FireKracker Member Posts: 5,858

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    Good morning

    Been wanting to put this on here but I kept on forgetting

  • glennie19
    glennie19 Member Posts: 4,833

    that's a good one!  

  • proudtospin
    proudtospin Member Posts: 4,671

    FK, well keep on doing what you are and just go slow!  anyway, who cares about a little gas!

    you are on the right track it seems!

  • enjoyevrymoment
    enjoyevrymoment Member Posts: 239

    Oh Firekracker, if they can put a man on the moon, make gluten free aisles all the way the length of the store, why can't they make GAS free food?

    On the other hand didn't someone tell you keeping gas bottled in leads to breast cancer.  Oh.  That's right.  We already had that.

  • duckyb1
    duckyb1 Member Posts: 9,646

    For the 5th time in March 2015

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  • SlowDeepBreaths
    SlowDeepBreaths Member Posts: 6,702

    I want to be a Grandma so badly. I'm so excited for you Ducky!

    I thought having gas was supposed to be healthy?? I was told when you don't have gas it's time to worry.

  • Monis
    Monis Member Posts: 309

    Wasn't it Shrek that said, "Better out than in" ? Smile