how about drinking?

Lost internet late this afternoon, crippling by on a neighbors verrry weak connection. Can't pull up the pics, Dorkie. Repair person won't be out till tomorrow afternoon, but think its maybe our modem dat went out. You all parteee for mese, ok???? Luvs and Hugs! OH, don't foiget to have de UFO pick me up too, ok? Wese all be wid ya tomorrow Juliet!

Otay, meese habs to hurry. Momma Dofey duzn't no I am on her puter. So berry berry quickly.........

Momma Sue, I wud be most gladliest to hab you post me foy you walk foy funds. Jes pweeze dun't use dat MFugly picture of mese bawd. I jes hate dat one. Ak-toooally, I mite eben join yube foy da walk and bwing Ginger, wud dat be ok? Wese cud hab so much fun. Ginger mizzes Bax and dat lil sweet sweet Bella. I miz Bella too, cuz her namez iz like minz. (Stella de Bella de Ball)

Oh wowZ, me jes saw dat new MrBigger.............."Eric, back of da line Boooooooy!

waz gone on hears?? i is so cornfused. Can't be dat Kawinka hacking de naybor's net no dwinka has no intwanet. mese sawriest cuz mese had de same issue for a wile on dis monkeydey eve jest like her. I  *tink* dat my fected computer is stealing naybor's conncocksions but mese don't know how on earf dese cable/internet peeple can sleep at night jest no'ing how bad dey is to de humane sprit of all yese. Okey, I sed it. Tank you for heering mese.

Whose ERIC? Should I put on some lippy schteeky????? Stella, is dis Eric tending to our most adorabeble Cwissy? Oh mise oh mese, I see, I see. Dis hear Eric dude is tendering to Mr. Bigest AND Cwissy B 2, oh my. How fun is dat? But my faborite aussie cheekie desoyves her ebbery dweam come twue, don't cha tink so goils? I do but mese nor Dork dont eben know who Eric is but I tink he is nicely enough for wese. Ya tink? Ken we vote on dis? 

So mese partaying. Stella here too. Aggshoe-ally, shese typing for wese. And mese, de Stella can sey anyting I wants cuz I signed in under de Dorkalooney (dont tail her I callt her dat name, she NO like dat werd, heehehehe).

Cheers from me, de blond samartass who is in de corner being punnished for dissing de dork domain. And guess what?  mese dont care cuz I got her back, mese put a push pin on her chair and when she sit down, she poke her hiney. But pleeeze do not tail her. I lub her. And I lubs you goils too.

CHeerS, 

Stella and Dorkilooooonie!

Where is ebberybuddy? Dis is alweady de ayem, but no buddie here. Go figure....got on DH's puter, as couldn't sleep, and he got a stwonger connecshun ta neighbors puter, but den...woila...our is woiking agin??? Dorkie, youse habs anythin ta do wid it woiking now? OH I know....it wuz de Stella...shes gotz magic, youse know. Wese habs troubles de past few dayz, it wud go in and out...so DH wants de repair guy to come anyways. Hmmmm...mebbe he bees a cute repair guy? Didn't wese habs sum cute repair guyz here at da HTL? Mese tinks mese remember Eric from awhile back when weze added SnowBlowerBoy, and sum udders...iz dat right?

Oh Chrissy....youse a notty gurl....LOL. Mese read all dose tings Mr. Bigger wuz doing wid youse....tsk,tsk! Nah, just kidding......wese all gwad dat youse is "up to" all dose shenanigans. Dat might make you bettah quickliest. Are you home now?? Or still in de hoss-pit-able? Hope you are doing mucho bettah!!!

Alli, wud luv ta see yuo an de pic you painted! How neat to have a derby hat gurl....poifect for de upcoming derby!!! Dats fun ta go to dose paintin cwasses...mese hopes your cwasses are smaller den ours are here. Mese finds mese does bettah just lookin at dere paintings and doing it at home. I love their choices for pics, as they are not too complicated, so can be done quickly.But when ours have 40+ peoples in dem, dat is waaaay too cwowded.

Mema, so gwad youse will habs de Stella (or at least her pic) wid you foah de walk. Dat iz so neat dat you and also dat Alli-cat does dose walks, to kick dat RB to da curb.

Juliet, I gotz up eurly so I wudn't miss it when de UFO comes here tamarra pick mese up. Wese all bee wid ya tomorrow....and ya knowz wese twy to be quiet, but de Chrissy, shes loud when shes wid Mr. Bigger, so wese might habs to leave him at de HTL. Jest us girlz will join youse, ok? Habs de Tattie Tenders in de UFO though to keep de dwinks flowing. Youse be weally, weally, ok today, cuz wese all be watching dem so dey takes weally gud care of youse.

See you all soonliest!

Hugsssssss,

Katwinka

thanks kathy but its tomorrow, wish i could have drink

Oh wow, that Chris Hemsworth is def. some eye candy! But he looks so YOUNG, makes me feel like a dirty old lady!

DorK, you are so sneaky, trying to get his pants off. And that sassy Stella, I sure hope she moved that push pin before you really sat on it. Eric was the bartender in Vegas that works with Mema.

Kathy, I had a bad night too. But I can't justify getting up so early. So I lay there and fight it for hours, then finally I might get an hour in. So I moosta run now and hit my shower. Here are a few pictures from the snow storm. If you click on them, they will enlarge. Hmmmmm, wonder what would happen if I clicked on Mr. Bigger????

 

Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye was admitted to Oxford University, and was now living in his first year of residence there. His clan was very excited that one of their own had made it into the upper class of education, but were concerned how he'd do in "that strange land." After the first month, his mother came to visit, with reinforcements of whiskey and oatmeal.

"And how do you find the English students, Donald?" she asked.

"Oh, Mother," he replied, shaking his head sadly, "they're such terrible, noisy people: The one on that side keeps banging his head against the wall, and won't stop; and the one on the other side screams and screams and screams away into the night."

"But Donald! How do you manage with those dreadful noisy English neighbors?"

"Well, mother, I just ignore 'em. I just stay here quietly, playing my bagpipes..."

Hi Kay, Is dere anything we can do to help you? You need a drink?

Hello ebberybody, I hope all wese is having a good twos-dey! Don't have time to write much, just wanted to say hello.

Cheers!

nm i agree!  i needed one of thosedrinks thurs night,fri night,sat night,mon night.

LMAO Juliet, at that use for duct tape! Priceless!!!

NM, Darn it, I hate that you had such a rough weekend, and that they are not in a hurry to give you the work schedule you want. Hard to find someone to fill your weekend hours. ANd to have 2 patients die, that has to be hard. I think that dwink has lots of likker in it, and shud weally, weally, help you to feel bettah. Heck, I feel bettah jest lookin at dem! Thanks for the info on the presc patch. Today I did not take the dramamine, as I am doing much better, so actually got to have a REAL Happy Hour tonight! Yippee for that! But your dwinks sound much better!

Wassup Kay? Join us here if you want to, we are a silly buncha dwunks sometimes!

Take care, lovelies!

Kath-not-sober-anymore

I'm watching DWTS too, Alli. Not quite caught up to real time yet though, as been doing things while its on. Can't imagine who will be leaving tonight...they are all so good this season. Hope William Levy stays on, as he is some GOOD eye candy. Never heard of him before the show, but he is scorching HOT!!!

yee ha for mema dh 's good news,  nm -i've decided i will come to maine to visit only,can'tbelieve you  worked for 25hrs ,do they class it as "call" so they can get away with it!   but glad those pts had you to help them on their journey.   praying for some one who wants weekends so you can switch jobs..  wish i could have a real drink but now onsoda , sleep well everybody

Awww Juliet, I bumped your arse in de pool! An mese bets use was aww weady Fo use surgery tomorrow! Well hell, loks like use gots ta get ready again!

Where de hail did aww u Biatchessss run to??? Wese need to pack!

Back after a day with mom at the doctor. We will see if she decides to the CPAP that is recommended. She is really fighting that. On a fun note...

Half-way to mom's i stopped off the interstate and went to Starbucks. I ordered an oatmeal (mmm, my fave) and two scones to have as an afternoon snack on the way home and breakfast the next day, plus a skinny caramel macchiato. Bill was almost $12.00. Drove up to the window and the guy says "the car in front of you paid your bill," Wha-hat?! Seriously? Yes. He asked if I wanted to pay for the next car and I said, "how much?!" when he said $6.90, which was way less than my bill, I thought, why not. I always wanted to do that. I asked ifvtheydcbeen doing that all morning and he said no, I was the first. How cool is that? Really made my Monday and it was only 9:00 a.m.