Lets conduct our own study on how we all got breast cancer
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So glad to be back....went all the way to pge 1........OMG LMAO.........I came on in Feb 2011........forgot how funny this thread was.......sorry I ever left.........let's invite all who love a good laugh to join.......maybe they can figure out how we all got cancer.....let's keep the humor.......the ugly info we can get from Web, MD........already read all that goobarb......
Thanks Fire for bringing me back......does anyone want to hear my Pilot story....oh never mind......and am I the oldest.......I know I'm the prettiest, funniest, sexiest, smartest, and a member of the Mile High Club...LOL, LOL, .......QUIET FIRECRACKER.........don't tell them I'm 78.........
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I'm sure I got BC from doing it in the garden with the garden gnomes in the moonlight. That's my story.
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now it sounds like the way this thread began
I too read from the beg.
Ducky and I. Came on around page 47..duh...rads brain.
There were lots of sistas that r still on BCO and unfortunately some have passed
No negative...it's Christmas the time for giving and being happy
AND for thanking GOD we r still here to tell our story.
Peace,love and blessings to all.
I AM THE FIREKRACKER xoxo
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hey Fire will have to wait to do what I planned.....ran out of my allotted.....you know what's.....LOL..LOL...wonder when I get full use again......Lol
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Corky,welcome
Funny story I had a next door neighbor way back when,his name was Corky.
He became a cop,detective a d then captain.
Long story short I owned a thrift shop and it was robbed
Called the police and lo and behold I didn't recognize him after all those yrs and he said to me DONT U REMEMBER ME? I screamed Corky...his buddies laughed so hard..no one new him as Corky I didn't even remember his real name.
Never heard anyone else by that name
Thanks for bringing me back to when I was 25 with 4little kids.
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luvmygoats - WITH THE GARDEN GNOMES?????
I will never look at a garden gnome the same way again.......
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LOL.....me either......lol
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I have these gnomes that DH keeps chopping into with the weed eater. They're pretty moth eaten and faded.
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....i dont care how much trouble i will get in, i will always tell the most shame ful stories on myself. it is the only way to remain mentally tentatively healthy. like, what have i got to hide/ anyway, you never know what good it may do for some one to tell a true story. as for me, i never played with dolls, except to make them fight each other, or hump each other. your turn, ahem, ladies. c'mon, make me laugh, i dare ya!
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I used to make fake boobies for my dolls at least the bigger dolls, I must have been just pre-pubescent age.
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my granddad was a doctor and I was terribly offended that dolls, especially male ones, were not anatomically correct.
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Yah! what was with that? all over the world we expected to learn something by looking under our doll's clothes. first time i was with a man, i was expecting a bald mound......just kidding. but i think dolls have amost always been that way. i wonder if like alcoholics, resentments are what made us sick. or consistently bad tv. or pixie straws, or gossip. food for thought for my bad brain.
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It's the sauerkraut my Mom used to make me eat..... I just know it ! Although I know for real why I got it. I was a product of the 60's and 70's when getting a tan was IT. Then came the 90's where NO ONE tanned that wanted to be healthy. I should have stuck with m y childhood as I became Vitamin D deficient.
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omygod corky60! cancercake! i was laughing so hard! that was the funniest of em all!
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Hey FireKracker, glad to trigger happy memories! I am named after my great-grandmother's maiden name which her brother gave to his son as a first name and of course what kid wants to have his aunt's maiden name as his first name. So everyone called my great-uncle's son Corky.
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Here's what I used to do. When I was little and played dress-up I would wear my mother's high-heels and costume jewelry. But of course I had to have breasts too. So I would take my brother's balls (the rubber ones that he played with, silly!) and put them under my shirt. If you can imagine a six-year old walking in high-heels while holding her rubber boobs in place, that was me. Of course my boobs always fell out and rolled under the bed but that was one of the hazards of playing dress-up.
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OK Corky you've got me. Not only did dolls have boobies but I did too. I used to put those play food cans I guess about 1/2 high size of pill bottles under my shirt. I guess my DM never caught me but I think I knew about menstrual periods already.
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I used to roll my mother scarfs and put them inside my little bra
who knew i would end up 34DD......
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I was a 32 C......WTF happened........gotta go get a drink after that visual...just depressed myself.....
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WAIT! Maybe my boobs just plain expired....I'd had them so long.... since I was 10 or 11.... and they had a time limit I wasn't aware of.....
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maybe I was too old when i got my period...15 is old...so thats why i got it!!!!and finished at 40...
wow thanks Blessings for figuring it out..
BTW i had 8 scrapings in that short time.
now its all comin together
FU cancer...
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Merry Christmas!
Glad to see True Confessions'
Around the tree...naughty naughty or nice...could it be wearing my black olives on my fingers, sneaking peaks at my presents, or changing presents with sisters...yes I changed the tags...only Santa would know...I liked hers better ha! Maybe swallowing my bubble gum...just got stuck..after all I did scrap it off the sidewalk...BlackJack gum...odds were stacked against me at 4
. Does your Barbie whistle as you hold her hairless breast less figure out the car window? It's a blond thing!
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wow...I was 12 to 56.....,,My Gyn was not happy about it.....said too much estrogen in your body for too long....not good......
Of course my fat ass caused more estrogen,.....and I rid end up ER+
Cancer...I still think it was my run in with the Hoover Handle.........lol
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humm! 10 to 56! Way too much time PMSing sister must be safe 13-45...no soy please!
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Hah! Early periods? Try 10 years old... there I was going down the slide at the playground on the weekend, wearing a sanitary pad the size of a twin mattress, and the sanitary belt showing above the waistband of my shorts... you can imagine the comments...
Ahh....good times.......
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my mom took me to the dr.to see if something was wrong with me that I was the only one at 15 withou my period..dr said she was fine.
Yeah right
Then I got married at 18 and wanted a baby right away..duh.after 2 periods again off to the dr thinkin I could not have kids.Tilted uturis, he said u probably will never have any kids
Hahaha 4 in 6yrs....
It seems like the drs did not no shit way back when and they still don't no shit
Find a damn cure
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never had real PMS..........all I needed was my husband to get into one of his shitty moods, and that could give me PMS any time of the month........
Our famous saying between me and the kids was....OH ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE " WHEN THE KINGS HAPPY EVERYONE HAD TO BE HAPPY, BUT WHEN THE KING IS IN A BAD MOOD........"RUN" DAYS...LOL
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and now they r trying to blame stress on bc
Ok
If that was the case I shoul have gotten bc 100yrs ago
Not at the ripe old age of 69.
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Firecracker! You said, "69"!!! ha!
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yeah I did get bc at the age of 69....
Never had surgery before except childbirth and tonsils out as a kid.
And of course not 1 but 2 surgeries this yr.
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