Lets conduct our own study on how we all got breast cancer

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  • kate2011
    kate2011 Member Posts: 41
    edited November 2011

    Tang!  Yes, I used to eat the powder without even mixing it up.  WTH is Tang?

  • patoo
    patoo Member Posts: 5,243
    edited November 2011

    Hmmmmm, voraciousreader, maybe you made them garters snap so you could show those boys a little leg.  Not blaming you because you were young afterall, but...  Perhaps those boys eyes travelling up your body to your tatas caused you to blush which made the nipples pop.  Just sayin'

  • shells43
    shells43 Member Posts: 499
    edited November 2011

    Apparently it is from all of those mushy canned vegetables Mom fed us. I was thinking about TV dinners, too. The kind with the tin foil tray. Were those really mashed potatoes?

  • catbill
    catbill Member Posts: 102
    edited November 2011

    And what was in the metal trays?

  • shells43
    shells43 Member Posts: 499
    edited November 2011

    They called it food, but I'm not sure any more!

  • SharonMH
    SharonMH Member Posts: 46
    edited November 2011

    Hi. Potoo, That is very funny.  Maybe I got breast cancer because I stuffed toilet paper in my training bra to look more grown up.  SharonH

  • patoo
    patoo Member Posts: 5,243
    edited November 2011

    SharonMH, was it "Charmin"?  If not the maybe you're right!

  • thatsvanity
    thatsvanity Member Posts: 51
    edited December 2011

    Los Angeles smog in the 1970's!

  • FireKracker
    FireKracker Member Posts: 5,858
    edited December 2011

    OMG how did i miss this thread with all these wonderful sistas on it....you girls are a riot.

    I got bc from prempro,not breastfeeding,dense breasts,sleeping with a bra,eating lots of junk food,never eating much veggies and the list goes on.

    Tang---my kids did a study on it when they were gonna give it to the astronauts...hope the 4 of them dont get the bc from it..we got cases of it for free for the study.

    Ducky--i think ya gotta pass the vodka...i better start drinking now!!!!!!!!

    hello to all my wonderful sistas.We are gonna beat the daylights out of this BC.Oh yes we will.One sista at a time....huggggggs K

  • SharonMH
    SharonMH Member Posts: 46
    edited December 2011

    Hi   Grannydukes  ShronH here  Been wanting to meet you on this forum  You sound like my kind of person. We have a slouchers party going on in stage 3 forum It is call the Slouchfest. Would love you to come over for a visit. Oh we do know how to have a good time. SharonH .

  • sandy115
    sandy115 Member Posts: 28
    edited December 2011

    My Dr laughed @ this one I have very large hanging breast and told the Dr when I wasnt wearing a Bra I caught them in between the door alot and closing the bathroom drawers the thing is I was serious.

  • duckyb1
    duckyb1 Member Posts: 9,646
    edited December 2011

    Hey Granny................Got plenty of Vodka, come on over, and Sharon..............your invited too...........we may as well get to know each other ...............your gonna love "our Granny".........................

  • SharonMH
    SharonMH Member Posts: 46
    edited December 2011

    Hi  Duckyb1  and Granny  SharonH here. Where is your party? Would love to get to know you all, Save some of that Vodka for me. SharonH 

  • duckyb1
    duckyb1 Member Posts: 9,646
    edited December 2011

    Hey Sharon...............Granny and I live no too far from each other, but your all the way over on the other side of the country...............we can always pick a time, and we will a "salute" together.................hahahahaha, but watch that Granny , she has a tendency to  get out of line when she drinks.....................we always have to "smooth her fur" when she gets like that...........................We are a partying bunch here.

  • FireKracker
    FireKracker Member Posts: 5,858
    edited December 2011

    so its lets get granny huh.....guess what...seriously I DONT DRINK!!!!!!!i dont need a drink...im nuts without the drink...really i am.....when i used to go competition dancin yrs back my friends would not believe i could walk into a strange club meet a strange good lookin man and do dirty dancin with him without a drink....Latin dirty dancin....

    sooo Sharon and anyone else ya gotta come to NJ or PA to meet up with Ducky and me to have the best party...ya gotta see ducky drunk!!!!!!!!!

    now are we on the right thread????How we got bc....lol.hugggggs K

  • Leah_S
    Leah_S Member Posts: 1,929
    edited December 2011

    Maybe from Latin dirty dancing?

    Nah. Though I would have loved to see it!

    Leah

  • FireKracker
    FireKracker Member Posts: 5,858
    edited December 2011
    Leah----i promise you if you come to the party i will find a partner and show you just what i can do!!!!!!ok?????maybe it did come from that....dirty dancin is body to body touchin...men get bc.....maybe i caught it.lol.is it catching?
  • SharonMH
    SharonMH Member Posts: 46
    edited December 2011

    Hi, Sounds good. Maybe I got breast cancer from those strobe lights that were in all those dance clubs. Or maybe from those black lights. SharonH

  • duckyb1
    duckyb1 Member Posts: 9,646
    edited December 2011

    OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH...............Granny, it was the damn "dirty dancing"..........................that is how it all happened..................we finally figured it out.......we got BC from the "dirty dancing"...............but what the hell............"it was fun while we were doing it ...................................Ok, gotta go find the Vodka.......................hahahhahahahahahaha

  • shells43
    shells43 Member Posts: 499
    edited December 2011

    Dirty dancing?? OMG I must have watched that movie a zillion times, but I sure can't dance! Maybe it's too many electrons coming out of the TV!

  • FireKracker
    FireKracker Member Posts: 5,858
    edited December 2011

    Ok now that we know how i got the bc what the hell are we gonna do about it????

    should i go back to the dirty dancin?

    sleep with the bra that kept those boobs in place?Damn I just read something not to wear a bra more then 5 hrs...what are you supposed to do when you are out or workin????just whip it off???????

    Ducky---gotta stop drinkin!!!!!!!!!!its the VODKA......

  • thefuzzylemon
    thefuzzylemon Member Posts: 631
    edited December 2011

    Granny....too funny!!! Its looks as though we should all be allowed to remove bras, dance like Patrick Swazy, and ingest loads of vodka!!! I dunno....I'm kinda diggin' it...



    Shoot....I'll start it!!!

  • FireKracker
    FireKracker Member Posts: 5,858
    edited December 2011

    off suject for a minute---please sistas there is a new thread called LETS DRAFT A LETTER TO WASHINGTON,Please read it if you have a few minutes...this would really be paying it forward...

    now back to business.....Ducky where is the vodka????????

  • duckyb1
    duckyb1 Member Posts: 9,646
    edited December 2011

    I hid it from you Granny .......................you get too out of control when you drink too much..........you have to learn to behave, like me.........................Do I have to come over there and whip yo into shape.............................Oh shit, I need another shot of Vodka.......................Now where the hell did I put it..............................Ducky
    Diagnosis: 2/15/2011, IDC, 1cm, Grade 1, 0/10 nodes, ER+/PR+, HER2-

  • Leah_S
    Leah_S Member Posts: 1,929
    edited December 2011

    New item on my bucket list - get together with Grannydukes & Duckyb1 and give them lots of vodka. I bet life don't get better than that!

    Leah

  • FireKracker
    FireKracker Member Posts: 5,858
    edited December 2011
    Leah----friend/sista -------and you will arrive when???????bring anyone you want to bring....Ducky has a huge house in PA...you can come to my family house in pa but ya gotta put up with 2 spoiled babies sooooooo we go to Duckys where all the vodka is.....ready....ill pick you up at the airport....ok?
  • patoo
    patoo Member Posts: 5,243
    edited December 2011

    You ladies are outta control!!!! Is it Stoli?  Used to drink that stuff straight up - Hmmmm, maybe it was the vodka but then it could have been the Long Island Iced Tea (my very first ever drink, had me hanging out a cab window after work, losing my stomach contents, on New Years Eve, from downtown Manhattan to upper Bronx - about an hours ride - back in 1967.  Boy was that cab driver angry!)  Learned back then drinking is not for me since I get sick, not high!  Yeah, took a few tests to confirm that so now 2 drinks is almost too much for me.

  • coraleliz
    coraleliz Member Posts: 158
    edited December 2011
    Patoo-could be the Long Island Icetea. My favorite drink in college. I don't think I could drink if I wanted to right now. The Tamoxifen has got me dizzy & occasionally stumbling. I don't think I could pass a sobriety test soberFrown
  • duckyb1
    duckyb1 Member Posts: 9,646
    edited December 2011

    HHHHEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYY.....PARTY TIME..............GET OUT THE RED "SOLO CUP". OH RED SOLO CUP, I FILL IT UP............LET'S HAVE A PARTY  ...............LET'S HAVE A PARTY......................I LOVE YOU RED SOLO CUP, I LIFT YOU UP...PROCEED TO PARTY....PROCEED TO PARTY.............................YEAAAAAAAAAAA....................

  • FireKracker
    FireKracker Member Posts: 5,858
    edited December 2011

    Dear sistas....one of our wonderful sistas posted a thread LETS DRAFT A LETTER TO WASHINGTON....this is really important...can you please check it out????please!!!!!!!

    now back to getting drunk.....enjoy.hugggggggs K