Lets conduct our own study on how we all got breast cancer

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  • m0mmyof3
    m0mmyof3 Member Posts: 9,753
    edited September 2014

    Loopy  patoo

  • JAN69
    JAN69 Member Posts: 731
    edited September 2014

    Patoo and Mom,  So the cleaning lady shows up with a compression sleeve today!  Gasp....says she hurt her elbow and her doctor wants her to protect it.  Just about had to confess about her susceptibility to BC.  Yikes

  • patoo
    patoo Member Posts: 5,243
    edited September 2014

    Ouch!  Too close.  I tell ya, housework will definitely take revenge.  

  • Ariom
    Ariom Member Posts: 4,027
    edited September 2014

    Love this thread!

    I think it was the ironing too! All that heat and steam all over the "girls"!

  • wren44
    wren44 Member Posts: 7,931
    edited September 2014

    No, no, no. It was clearly the Xerox machines. Men don't get BC very often because mostly women do the copying. That bright light was the cause.

  • JAN69
    JAN69 Member Posts: 731
    edited September 2014

    xerox copiers?  Yes, that could be it.  About a million years ago I was lead person of some department that housed the giant early edition xerox.  It was the size of an average bedroom.  That light was bright and I don;t think we were concerned about potential risks.  Everyone wanted to learn how to make it work.  How many have cancer now?

  • m0mmyof3
    m0mmyof3 Member Posts: 9,753
    edited September 2014

    Oh brother! Maybe it might have been all the breathing we have done over the years! 

  • rmlulu
    rmlulu Member Posts: 1,501
    edited September 2014

    Naw...it's all the cookie dough....you know you double or triple the batch so you get the right number of cookies, but still get to enjoy the cookie dough...ha ha given up chocolate chips and cookies :((( the sugar rush would kill me...hum...it's  Indian corn time...nope gave that up too...but I only ate the yellow so I could wear them as funny teeth...never really swallowed! 

  • m0mmyof3
    m0mmyof3 Member Posts: 9,753
    edited September 2014

    Dang and I thought it was from all the Ben and Jerry's I have eaten over the years. or at least countless batches of brownie batter     lol

  • melissadallas
    melissadallas Member Posts: 929
    edited September 2014

    Ben & Jerry saved me from myself. They retired my favorite coconut almond fudge chip.

  • patoo
    patoo Member Posts: 5,243
    edited September 2014

    Because they discovered coconut almond fudge chip caused BC.  It's supposed to be a secret that they could not decide whether it was the coconut or the almonds or the fudge or the chips, so they came up with the lame excuse that it was "retired".  Yeah, right!

  • Unknown
    edited September 2014

    Dang it from me now! cuz that sounds DE-licious! & i already had BC so I could eat all i want~~LOL

  • melissadallas
    melissadallas Member Posts: 929
    edited September 2014

    It can't be the coconut, because life just wouldn't be okay without coconut...

  • m0mmyof3
    m0mmyof3 Member Posts: 9,753
    edited September 2014

    Can't be their flavors Chunky Monkey or Chubby Hubby. If it was those two.

  • Alive4Five
    Alive4Five Member Posts: 2,225
    edited September 2014

    LOL! It had better not be the Pistachio!!! ....But, it probably is...

  • Tomboy
    Tomboy Member Posts: 2,700
    edited September 2014

    caramel sugar cone by hagen das. but it might be simply breathing...

  • melissadallas
    melissadallas Member Posts: 929
    edited September 2014

    Or those Magnum caramel ice cream bars...

  • Tomboy
    Tomboy Member Posts: 2,700
    edited September 2014

    shopping today, and i always get a treat for accomplishing that, and today i found these cookie type things, made by this lady who loved the almost burnt, but really crispy part of the brownie, and the corners too, that would stick to the pan. oh.my. i think these things are going to be dangerous to my future breast health.... she has many flavors, but i picked the sea-salt and caramel ones. o sooo gooood!! and there is a cheese store by my house that specializes in cheeses, great coffees, and salads and wines etc. many of the things there are handmade by some really talented people. i don't go there much, but last time, i found this jar of lemon curd. oh my, i am gonna gain ten lbs before the week is out. it is that good. on berries, with yogurt, on ice cream, off my finger... i am gonna go and and have a straight spoonful right this minute, and i am still full from dinner!

  • Leah_S
    Leah_S Member Posts: 1,929
    edited September 2014

    Don't think it's the Ben and Jerry's - I was an ice cream junkie long before they came on the scene.

    On the other hand, I once told my DH that after him, Ben and Jerry were my favorite men. I think he was relieved that I said after him.

    Leah

  • m0mmyof3
    m0mmyof3 Member Posts: 9,753
    edited September 2014

    If it wasn't the ice cream it had to be all the cleaning I've done over the years

  • Alive4Five
    Alive4Five Member Posts: 2,225
    edited September 2014

    kathec - you had me at caramel/sea salt Loopy

  • Alive4Five
    Alive4Five Member Posts: 2,225
    edited September 2014

    Which brings me back to an idea we had discussed as a possibility kathec -

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    If true.... hey, all that dirt! LOL I loved playing in the dirt! That's probably our culprit!

  • patoo
    patoo Member Posts: 5,243
    edited September 2014

    Hmmmm, wanted to be one of the boys.  They don't have breasts (well most of them don't and then not like we do anyway) but wanting to be one of the boys our breasts were angry because it meant we were denying or downplaying them. They took revenge.

    Does that mean the men who get BC are being punished because their breasts secretly wanted to belong to a well-endowed female?  Wonder.

  • Tomboy
    Tomboy Member Posts: 2,700
    edited October 2014

    good point, patoo.

  • Tomboy
    Tomboy Member Posts: 2,700
    edited October 2014

    ....maybe those boys were secret silkies...

  • Alive4Five
    Alive4Five Member Posts: 2,225
    edited October 2014

    Hmmmm. Yeah.....I'm leaning back to other people... Funny thing though, I have come to rely on only One who is able to instill a positive. Let Him take care of it! Winking Oh, and the BC of course! 

  • georgiarai
    georgiarai Member Posts: 60
    edited October 2014

    I'm haunted by the memory of candy necklaces.  I remember wearing the elastic bands around my neck for days as a child, then biting one of the "links" off for a snack.  I'd allow myself only a few pieces at a time so the "jewelry" would last longer.

    Aside from the fact that the candy would get dirty & sticky, there was obviously a toxic ingredient in it because - voila - I got breast cancer.

  • Tomboy
    Tomboy Member Posts: 2,700
    edited October 2014

    NOOOOO!!!! Not candy necklaces!!! I have one on my nightstand, around this handmade dolls' neck, and SHE doesn't have BC!!! 

  • Alive4Five
    Alive4Five Member Posts: 2,225
    edited October 2014

    Got it! Curlers! I had to wear those dang things to bed every Saturday night!!! Poking my head. Disturbing my sleep. 

    However, GeorgiaRai, I was into those necklaces too! Go figure! 

    I just stand amazed at all the in-depth research that has been done here! WinkingSo, if and when this thread gets famous, remember all the lovely ladies who took the time to add their expertise! 

  • georgiarai
    georgiarai Member Posts: 60
    edited October 2014

    ^ But did she actually eat the candy?! I think that's the key.